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Kiwi fruit sure is an effective laxative.

I have to limit myself to one kiwi a day. I ate three on Saturday and spent the day running to the john for a good couple of hours. I like Kiwi, but that's the first time I over indulged.

Just mention this for those who might like a little natural help sprucing up their hind-cootch before heading out for the weakend olympics.

by Anonymousreply 3012/30/2014

Not likely the kiwi fruit unless you have a lack of fiber in your diet. If so, it is necessary for you to increase your consumption of fruits and vegetables

by Anonymousreply 111/26/2012

Apparently it causes diarrhea of the brain, too, OP.

by Anonymousreply 211/26/2012

Kiwi doesn't do that to me, but yuzu fruit in even small amounts sure does.

by Anonymousreply 311/26/2012

I tried using Kiwi as a laxative, but their shape and that scratchy skin made the insertion rather intense and unpleasant.

by Anonymousreply 411/26/2012

Oranges always do the trick for me. If I eat a couple of oranges they shoot right through me like Drano.

by Anonymousreply 511/26/2012

People respond differently. A friend mentioned apple juice as "liquid Ex-Lax" recently and was met with blank looks. It never had that effect on me.

by Anonymousreply 611/26/2012

Prune juice is the only juice that REALLY WORKS. Other fruits or juices might be a gastrointestinal irritant for some, but prune juice usually works for everybody.

by Anonymousreply 711/26/2012

Too much kiwi gives me some kind of 'cotton mouth' syndrome.

by Anonymousreply 811/26/2012

Same with pineapple

by Anonymousreply 911/26/2012

if you don't tell us, R7, we will google...


by Anonymousreply 1011/27/2012

Kiwi is good for you. Keep eating....

by Anonymousreply 1111/27/2012

Where I live they charge 75¢ for EACH kiwi fruit.

It'd be cheaper to fly to New Zealand and go to a gay bar.

by Anonymousreply 1211/27/2012

Kiwi has no impact on me.

by Anonymousreply 1311/27/2012

High amounts of vitamin c can cause a laxative effect.

by Anonymousreply 1411/27/2012

Three kiwi fruit has you running to the bathroom? Wow, you really do have a weak end.

by Anonymousreply 1511/27/2012

Anti-inflamatories constipate me and I hate industrial laxatives but, thank the Lord, kiwis do the trick.

by Anonymousreply 1609/22/2014

Live fast, die young, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1709/22/2014

I eat Kiwi and drink prune juice no obvious effects. Sound like you have issues OP.

by Anonymousreply 1809/22/2014

I have ulcerative colitis and kiwi helps me have normal bowel movements.

by Anonymousreply 1912/29/2014

Kiwi, huh? On my list. Apple CIDER as opposed to apple JUICE is a lovely "smoother-outer." Must be the fact that the former still has active enzymes, as opposed to the cooked juice. A small glass each day, plus plenty of water, and everything's fine.

by Anonymousreply 2012/30/2014

Is 'weakened' Olympics a deliberate pun?

by Anonymousreply 2112/30/2014

any dried fruit will do a number on you

by Anonymousreply 2212/30/2014

What is the best thing to take so you can have one big bm in the morning and clean everything out?

by Anonymousreply 2312/30/2014

Kiwi has no impact on me, I can eat multiple with no issue.

by Anonymousreply 2412/30/2014

Prune juice has no impact either.

by Anonymousreply 2512/30/2014

"Weakend Olympics" is fucking hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 2612/30/2014

It's an excellent anti-aging mask.

by Anonymousreply 2712/30/2014

Milk has that effect on me. Fruit and hole functions go well together, in my experience.

by Anonymousreply 2812/30/2014

R23, some lemon juice in a small glass of warm water works for me.

by Anonymousreply 2912/30/2014

Kiwi has no effect on my elimination but Chinese gooseberries sure do! Wow!

by Anonymousreply 3012/30/2014
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