What should I get Aunt Ida?
For the holidays? I want it to be a truly great gift.
These are the following choices, based on what she likes:
A couple of Dorothea Benton Frank novels
A Liza CD ("Confessions" or "Minelli on Minelli")
NOISES OFF on DVD. (You can get it for practically nothing.)
A book on knitting.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/26/2012|
Some sherry and mink oil for her leather bodysuit.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/25/2012|
Does she want some scrambled eggs?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/25/2012|
A gift certificate for Christian Mingle.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/25/2012|
Excuse me, but...
"It's 'M-I-Double N' then 'E-Double L-I'...That's the way you spell 'MINNELLI'...!!!"
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/25/2012|
I don't want no fuckin' eggs, little girl.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/26/2012|
[quote]I want it to be a truly great gift.
Well, nothing on your list is "truly great", but, if these are what she likes, get her everything on your list, you cheap-ass.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/26/2012|
A hook for her missing arm, or Dawn Pigport's head on a platter?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/26/2012|
A nice beautician boyfriend for Gator.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/26/2012|
An appointment with Arthur in the Afternoon.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/26/2012|