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What should I get Aunt Ida?

For the holidays? I want it to be a truly great gift.

These are the following choices, based on what she likes:

A couple of Dorothea Benton Frank novels

A Liza CD ("Confessions" or "Minelli on Minelli")

NOISES OFF on DVD. (You can get it for practically nothing.)

A book on knitting.

by Anonymousreply 1211/26/2012

Some sherry and mink oil for her leather bodysuit.

by Anonymousreply 111/25/2012

Does she want some scrambled eggs?

by Anonymousreply 211/25/2012

A gift certificate for Christian Mingle.

by Anonymousreply 311/25/2012

Excuse me, but...

"It's 'M-I-Double N' then 'E-Double L-I'...That's the way you spell 'MINNELLI'...!!!"

by Anonymousreply 411/25/2012

Get her a fruit cake.

by Anonymousreply 511/25/2012

I don't want no fuckin' eggs, little girl.

by Anonymousreply 611/26/2012

[quote]I want it to be a truly great gift.

Well, nothing on your list is "truly great", but, if these are what she likes, get her everything on your list, you cheap-ass.

by Anonymousreply 711/26/2012

A hook for her missing arm, or Dawn Pigport's head on a platter?

by Anonymousreply 811/26/2012

Get her one of these,...

by Anonymousreply 911/26/2012

A nice beautician boyfriend for Gator.

by Anonymousreply 1011/26/2012

An appointment with Arthur in the Afternoon.

by Anonymousreply 1111/26/2012

Sizemeat of course.

by Anonymousreply 1211/26/2012
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