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Baltimore Ravens Tight End Dennis Pitta has a big ass

Just watched my hometown team win against the Chargers and couldn't help noticing just how big it is. YUM!

by Anonymousreply 4011/28/2012

That's not big.

by Anonymousreply 111/25/2012

I'll be the judge of that, r1.

by Anonymousreply 211/25/2012

Oh, it's big. Look at this video beginning at 0:58 in...

by Anonymousreply 311/25/2012


by Anonymousreply 411/25/2012

From the front

by Anonymousreply 511/25/2012

He's a mormon. Funny, but whenever I see him I think of the movie "Latter Days". He kind of has a bromance thing going with Ravens QB Joe Flacco. They even grew corresponding Fu Man Chu's during last season's playoffs.

by Anonymousreply 611/25/2012


by Anonymousreply 711/26/2012

Poor naive OP, has no idea of what a big, phat ass is. Football is filled with them, and that dude is not one of them. Larry Fitzgerald has big, phat ass.

by Anonymousreply 811/26/2012

He's handsome

by Anonymousreply 911/26/2012

There are many variations of a big ass, oh wise one @R8. For a white boy, Dennis Pitta has a big ass.

by Anonymousreply 1011/26/2012

Thank you r8, for showing what a real big ass looks like. OP needs to be slapped viciously.

by Anonymousreply 1111/26/2012

Is it as big as mine?

by Anonymousreply 1211/26/2012

I've seen a big ass on a white boy, THATS NOT A BIG ASS. Actual butt lovers know this.

by Anonymousreply 1311/26/2012

[quote]I've seen a big ass on a white boy, THATS NOT A BIG ASS.


by Anonymousreply 1411/26/2012

Dennis has a big ass. The pics don't do it justice. You can tell in the video posted above, and when you watch live Ravens games. He has a DONK.

by Anonymousreply 1511/26/2012

Gosh - the one at R8 is enormous.

by Anonymousreply 1611/26/2012

Where do you find white boys with phat asses? The huge ones that can shake? I'd like to date one.

by Anonymousreply 1711/26/2012

That's big for you op?

by Anonymousreply 1811/26/2012

It certainly is.

by Anonymousreply 1911/26/2012

For a white guy it's big, for a black guy it's average or flat even.

by Anonymousreply 2011/26/2012

LOL right, R20. It is big, though. I was watching the game last night, and there was a moment when the camera panned on him walking really swiftly across the field and it was like Ba-BOOM!

by Anonymousreply 2111/26/2012

It's interesting to see what others consider big, in my opinion it's average. But oh would I love to be in the locker room when they are bending over and you see a slight glimpse of hole.

by Anonymousreply 2211/26/2012

Dan Skuta is a white dude with a phat ass.

by Anonymousreply 2311/26/2012

Just how tight IS his end?

by Anonymousreply 2411/26/2012

Holy Moly!

by Anonymousreply 2511/27/2012

How "womanly" is it compared to Recker's or Crosby's?

by Anonymousreply 2611/27/2012

R26, it's pretty close. When Pitta walks, he sort of has a "big-butt" gait, meaning that there is a lot of movement in his hips. Check the video posted at R3 and go to the 58 second mark to see him walk.

by Anonymousreply 2711/27/2012

Not only does Skuta have a big ass, but his eyes are gorgeous!

by Anonymousreply 2811/27/2012

It's an ok ass but it's not that "big"--I wonder how many times it has been smacked by his fellow football players? I don't watch football as I think it's boring, but I am amazed at how much physical punishment goes into that game. They're always falling down, getting tackled and whamming into each other. It's a wonder they aren't more physically messed up than they are in later life which many truly are. And of course after the whamming into each other they all get up and walk around and smack each other on the ass, one of the more interesting things about football. I recall seeing one guy get the ass smack and he had a nice rounded set of asscheeks--I think those things bounced for the rest of the game.

by Anonymousreply 2911/27/2012

Count me in as another one who was never totally enthralled by football, but given the fanatical football fiends that I work with, I've sort of come to like it a little (although I still don't wholly understand it). I love the super-tight pants the players wear, and how, up close, you can practically see through the material. I'd love to be invisible so that I could go into an NFL locker room. I've always wondered what one of those locker rooms smell like.

by Anonymousreply 3011/27/2012

Pitta's ass is not big and doesn't look big in the video where it looks rather flat.

Which white athletes have true big, round butts?

by Anonymousreply 3111/28/2012

OP: Ravens fan from Baltimore? How long since you lived there?

by Anonymousreply 3211/28/2012

I still live here, R32.

And his butt is big.

by Anonymousreply 3311/28/2012

Have you seen it in person, OP?

by Anonymousreply 3411/28/2012

Are you a big time Baltimore sports fan, OP/R33?

by Anonymousreply 3511/28/2012

Yes, R34, which is another reason I speak from "experience". Joe Flacco has a nice ass too, but it's flatter than Dennis's. Joe also has a really girlie walk, which accentuates his posterior.

Dennis will be signing autographs here in Baltimore next month, and I will DEFINITELY be on hand to see that ass up close and personal again.

by Anonymousreply 3611/28/2012

You could say that, R35. Although, I probably like sport for all the "wrong reasons", lol.

by Anonymousreply 3711/28/2012

My straight BIL is a big time sports mucky muck in Baltimore. He knows a lot of these guys (including the guy from the Sandra Bullock movie whose name escapes me at the moment....Michael something-or-other).

by Anonymousreply 3811/28/2012

Does he realize that they have big asses, R38?

by Anonymousreply 3911/28/2012

What Sandra Bullock movie? The only sports "Michael" I can think of who was in a Sandy movie was Mike Piazza, who had a cameo in "Two Weeks Notice".

by Anonymousreply 4011/28/2012
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