I'll start with some Datalounge favorites: Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart
Let's play Marry, Screw or Kill
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/06/2012|
Kill, kill and kill.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/25/2012|
And if anyone is worried about the kill part, we can always change it to Marry, Screw, Punch in the face
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/25/2012|
You left out an "ignore" choice.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/25/2012|
Ok the first one was too difficult so I'll do that one myself :)
Marry: Taylor because he seems like a pleasant guy Screw: Kristen Stewart because she has a nice body (but I can't marry her because of her personality. Kill: Rob, because I don't want to marry or screw him. Sorry Rob.
How about Anderson Cooper, Colton Haynes and Ryan Reynolds?
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/25/2012|
Lautner; Screw then Kill
Stewart: Who? Then kill.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/25/2012|
Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, and OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/25/2012|
No ignore option for you R3. This is why it's such a difficult and complex game.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/25/2012|
Marry Ian Mckellen
Screw Viggo Mortenson
Punch Elijah Wood
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/25/2012|
Dark Knight theme ::
Marry Harvey Dent
Screw the Joker (Ledger's Joker)
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/25/2012|
Marry James Caan
Screw Al Pacino
Punch Marlon Brando
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/25/2012|
Marry Jesse Eisenberg
Screw Armie Hammer
Punch Justin Timberlake
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/25/2012|
R6. I'd screw myself, marry Ryan Reynolds and kill Bradley Cooper (decided to marry Ryan instead of Bradley just in case that rumor about Bradley beating the crap out of Jen Esposito is true)
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/25/2012|
Ok, I posted five..
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/25/2012|
Now I'll do OP's -
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/25/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/25/2012|
Screw: Harvey Dent
Kill: The Joker (since he's a homicidal psychopath)
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/25/2012|
Marry - Channing Tatum Screw - Joe Manginello PIF - Matthew McConaghey
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/25/2012|
Marry George Lucas
Screw Prince William
Kill George Lucas
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/25/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/25/2012|
R18. I agree with your choices
Marry: Jesse Eisenberg - since he's probably gay and it'll be a fake marriage
Screw: Armie Hammer - because if I'm gonna screw a guy, might as well go for a really hot one
Kill: Justin Timberlake - because then Jessica Biel will be single again
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/25/2012|
R11 I just can't do this one. I threw up a little bit just thinking about screwing them.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/25/2012|
Middle Aged Closet Case Theme
Marry: John Travolta
Screw: George Clooney
Punch: Tom Cruise
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/25/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/25/2012|
Can't we do "MARY!, Screw or Kill?"
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/25/2012|
Screw Taylor for the body
Marry Robert because in interviews with Jon Stewart he always seems fun and smart
kill Kristen because she's a girl
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/25/2012|
Marry Rafa Nadal
Screw Novak Djokovic
Kill Roger Federer
Marry Apolo Ohno
Screw Shaun White
Kill Evan Lysacek
Marry Taylor L
Screw Rob P
Kill Kristen Stewart
Marry Sidney Crosby
Screw Anthony Recker
Kill Matt Damon
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/25/2012|
Marcia, Jan, Cindy Brady?
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/25/2012|
You're a sick bastard R29 :)
Kill: Cindy (that lisp was just so irritating)
And I'll continue the Brady Bunch theme
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/25/2012|
Screw: Mrs. Brady
Kill: Mr. Brady
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/25/2012|
Screw: Kitty Carryall
Kill: Cousin Oliver
I apologize for this one, I should see a psychiatrist
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/25/2012|
Why the hell y'all keep pickin' people I'd only kill?!?
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/25/2012|
Marry: Simon. So smart and svelte. Geek chic.
Screw: Alvin. He needs a big dick in all his holes, if only to shut him the hell up.
Kill: Theodore. No one likes a fatty. Road kill time.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/25/2012|
That is what makes the game so challenging R33. But feel free to come up with some of your own choices.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/25/2012|
Superman Edition! Brandon Routh, Tom Welling, Dean Cain.
Marry: Brandon, he seems so sweet
Screw: Tom. Over and over, yes please.
Dean Cain: Romney Supporter so over the cliff with him.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/25/2012|
I agree, R36, but could I at least screw Dean before pushing him off the cliff? I promise to hate myself after.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/25/2012|
Punch In Face: Ross
Fuck: David Schwimmer (I bet he's hung)
Marry: Matt LeBlanc (hot daddy!)
Punch In Face: Matthew Perry (stop making shitty sitcoms and get to rehab)
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/25/2012|
Treasure Island Media version:
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/25/2012|
Mitt only for his money only for his money
Screw Paul Ryan and would film it
Kill Rush and all those who made stupid comments about rape
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/25/2012|
Food Network edition:
Marry: Marc Murphy
Screw (roughly and repeatedly): Chris Santos
Kill: Alton Brown
|by Anonymous||reply 41||11/25/2012|
Marry: Christine Mcvie Screw: Stevie Nicks Kill: Mick Fleetwood
|by Anonymous||reply 42||11/25/2012|
I just want to see if anyone's willing to marry him for the money.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||11/25/2012|
R43. I think the only way someone might choose to marry Trump is if the other two choices are Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson
|by Anonymous||reply 44||11/26/2012|
I forgot that Dahmer is dead, but he still might get chosen over Trump.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||11/26/2012|
Elderly heartthrob version:
Marry: George Clooney
Screw: Brad Pitt
Kill: Johnny Depp
|by Anonymous||reply 46||11/26/2012|
50 ain't elderly...
|by Anonymous||reply 47||11/26/2012|
ABC Sunday night version:
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/26/2012|
For the Lesbians...
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/26/2012|
Marry: Cherry Jones
Screw: Clea Duvall
Kill: Fiona Shaw
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/26/2012|
I'll allow it, R37!
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/26/2012|
Mad Men edition:
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/27/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/27/2012|
Sixteen Candles edition
Marry: Jake Ryan
Screw: Long Duk Dong
Kill: Farmer Ted
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/27/2012|
Happy Endings edition
|by Anonymous||reply 55||12/02/2012|
Days of Our Lives edition:
Kill: John & Marlena
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/02/2012|
Marry Matt Damon, screw Anthony Recker, kill Sidney Crosby.
Ezra Klein, Ari Melber, Steve Kornacki
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/02/2012|
I thought you were supposed to pick based on the previous poster's selections?
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/02/2012|
Shepard Smith, Rick Folbaum, Brian Kilmeade
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/02/2012|
Kill- Shepard Smith
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/04/2012|
USA Network edition:
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/04/2012|
Ann "Annie" Lennox
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/04/2012|
That should be Anne Hathaway, Ann Romney and Annie Lennox in my post above.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/04/2012|
The Boyband Edition:
Marry: Brian Littrell (Backstreet Boys)
Screw: Mark Feehily (Westlife) PS. I would marry him too!!!!
Punch in the face and knock his lights out: Justin Timberlake (N Sinc) or Nick Carter (Backsteet Boys) Two annoying twit twats!
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/04/2012|
I meant to say Justin Timberlake (N Sync) - can't spell worth a shit today AND I still want to punch him in the face.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||12/04/2012|
Marry: Annie Lennox
Screw: Anne Hathaway
Kill: Ann Romney
|by Anonymous||reply 66||12/05/2012|
Marry: Tim Dekay
Screw: Gabriel Macht
Kill: Jeffrey Donovan
|by Anonymous||reply 67||12/05/2012|
Burn Notice edition:
Bruce Campbell, Jeffrey Donovan, Coby Bell
|by Anonymous||reply 68||12/05/2012|
William, Harry, this creature ruining my figure
|by Anonymous||reply 69||12/05/2012|
Magical Land Edition
Josh Dallas Killian Jones Jamie Dornan
|by Anonymous||reply 70||12/05/2012|
Days of our Lives Edition:
|by Anonymous||reply 71||12/05/2012|
Learn how to play the game. You don't just randomly post, you take the 3 names the last person gives you and chooses them, then throw out 3 names of your own.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||12/05/2012|
R72 So bossy
Marry: Ted Turner Screw: Burnt Out Light Bulb Kill: Rupert Murdoch
|by Anonymous||reply 73||12/05/2012|
R73 doesn't get it.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||12/05/2012|
Marry: Jmie Dornan
Screw: Josh Dallas
Kill: Kill-Ian Jones
Next (guess the theme): Brad Pitt, Kellan Lutz, Derek Hough
|by Anonymous||reply 75||12/05/2012|
Marry: Kellan Lutz
Screw: Derek Hough
Kill: Brad Pitt
Is the theme blonds??
Guess this theme:
Timothy Olyphant, Steven Pasquale, Dylan McDermott
|by Anonymous||reply 76||12/06/2012|
Marry: Sam Stein
Screw: Jeremy Scahill
Kill: Richard Wolffe
|by Anonymous||reply 77||12/06/2012|
Kill: Charlie Brown
|by Anonymous||reply 78||12/06/2012|