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Let's play Marry, Screw or Kill

I'll start with some Datalounge favorites: Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Kristen Stewart

by Anonymousreply 7812/06/2012

Kill, kill and kill.

by Anonymousreply 111/25/2012

And if anyone is worried about the kill part, we can always change it to Marry, Screw, Punch in the face

by Anonymousreply 211/25/2012

You left out an "ignore" choice.

by Anonymousreply 311/25/2012

Ok the first one was too difficult so I'll do that one myself :)

Marry: Taylor because he seems like a pleasant guy Screw: Kristen Stewart because she has a nice body (but I can't marry her because of her personality. Kill: Rob, because I don't want to marry or screw him. Sorry Rob.

How about Anderson Cooper, Colton Haynes and Ryan Reynolds?

by Anonymousreply 411/25/2012

Pattison: Kill

Lautner; Screw then Kill

Stewart: Who? Then kill.

by Anonymousreply 511/25/2012

Bradley Cooper, Ryan Reynolds, and OP.

by Anonymousreply 611/25/2012

No ignore option for you R3. This is why it's such a difficult and complex game.

by Anonymousreply 711/25/2012

Here's a Velvet Goldmine theme -

Marry: Ewan McGregor

Screw: Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Punch in the face: Christian Bale

by Anonymousreply 811/25/2012

LOTR theme:

Marry Ian Mckellen

Screw Viggo Mortenson

Punch Elijah Wood

by Anonymousreply 911/25/2012

Dark Knight theme ::

Marry Harvey Dent

Screw the Joker (Ledger's Joker)

Punch Batman.

by Anonymousreply 1011/25/2012

Godfather -

Marry James Caan

Screw Al Pacino

Punch Marlon Brando

by Anonymousreply 1111/25/2012

Social Network:

Marry Jesse Eisenberg

Screw Armie Hammer

Punch Justin Timberlake

by Anonymousreply 1211/25/2012

R6. I'd screw myself, marry Ryan Reynolds and kill Bradley Cooper (decided to marry Ryan instead of Bradley just in case that rumor about Bradley beating the crap out of Jen Esposito is true)

by Anonymousreply 1311/25/2012

Ok, I posted five..

by Anonymousreply 1411/25/2012

Now I'll do OP's -

Marry Lautner

Screw Pattinson

Punch Stewart

by Anonymousreply 1511/25/2012

Ok R4,

Marry Anderson

Screw Ryan

Punch Colton

by Anonymousreply 1611/25/2012


Marry: Batman

Screw: Harvey Dent

Kill: The Joker (since he's a homicidal psychopath)

by Anonymousreply 1711/25/2012

Magic Mike:

Marry - Channing Tatum Screw - Joe Manginello PIF - Matthew McConaghey

by Anonymousreply 1811/25/2012

Marry George Lucas

Screw Prince William

Kill George Lucas

by Anonymousreply 1911/25/2012

Matt Damon

Sidney Crosby

Anthony Recker

by Anonymousreply 2011/25/2012

R18. I agree with your choices


Marry: Jesse Eisenberg - since he's probably gay and it'll be a fake marriage

Screw: Armie Hammer - because if I'm gonna screw a guy, might as well go for a really hot one

Kill: Justin Timberlake - because then Jessica Biel will be single again

by Anonymousreply 2111/25/2012

R11 I just can't do this one. I threw up a little bit just thinking about screwing them.

by Anonymousreply 2211/25/2012

Middle Aged Closet Case Theme

Marry: John Travolta

Screw: George Clooney

Punch: Tom Cruise

by Anonymousreply 2311/25/2012


by Anonymousreply 2411/25/2012

Can't we do "MARY!, Screw or Kill?"

by Anonymousreply 2511/25/2012

I would Fuck Taylor Lautner, Marry Robert Pattison and Kill Kristen Stewart.

by Anonymousreply 2611/25/2012

Screw Taylor for the body

Marry Robert because in interviews with Jon Stewart he always seems fun and smart

kill Kristen because she's a girl

by Anonymousreply 2711/25/2012

2 more:

Marry Rafa Nadal

Screw Novak Djokovic

Kill Roger Federer


Marry Apolo Ohno

Screw Shaun White

Kill Evan Lysacek



Marry Taylor L

Screw Rob P

Kill Kristen Stewart



Marry Sidney Crosby

Screw Anthony Recker

Kill Matt Damon

by Anonymousreply 2811/25/2012

Marcia, Jan, Cindy Brady?

by Anonymousreply 2911/25/2012

You're a sick bastard R29 :)

Marry: Jan

Screw: Marcia

Kill: Cindy (that lisp was just so irritating)

And I'll continue the Brady Bunch theme

Marry: Greg

Screw: Peter

Kill: Bobby

by Anonymousreply 3011/25/2012

Marry: Alice

Screw: Mrs. Brady

Kill: Mr. Brady

by Anonymousreply 3111/25/2012

Marry: Tiger

Screw: Kitty Carryall

Kill: Cousin Oliver

I apologize for this one, I should see a psychiatrist

by Anonymousreply 3211/25/2012

Why the hell y'all keep pickin' people I'd only kill?!?

by Anonymousreply 3311/25/2012

The Chipmunks:

Marry: Simon. So smart and svelte. Geek chic.

Screw: Alvin. He needs a big dick in all his holes, if only to shut him the hell up.

Kill: Theodore. No one likes a fatty. Road kill time.

by Anonymousreply 3411/25/2012

That is what makes the game so challenging R33. But feel free to come up with some of your own choices.

by Anonymousreply 3511/25/2012

Superman Edition! Brandon Routh, Tom Welling, Dean Cain.

Marry: Brandon, he seems so sweet

Screw: Tom. Over and over, yes please.

Dean Cain: Romney Supporter so over the cliff with him.

by Anonymousreply 3611/25/2012

I agree, R36, but could I at least screw Dean before pushing him off the cliff? I promise to hate myself after.

by Anonymousreply 3711/25/2012

1995 -

Fuck: Joey

Marry: Chandler

Punch In Face: Ross

2012 -

Fuck: David Schwimmer (I bet he's hung)

Marry: Matt LeBlanc (hot daddy!)

Punch In Face: Matthew Perry (stop making shitty sitcoms and get to rehab)

by Anonymousreply 3811/25/2012

Treasure Island Media version:

Mary! Dawson

Screw! Dawson

Kill! Dawson

by Anonymousreply 3911/25/2012


Mitt only for his money only for his money

Screw Paul Ryan and would film it

Kill Rush and all those who made stupid comments about rape

by Anonymousreply 4011/25/2012

Food Network edition:

Marry: Marc Murphy

Screw (roughly and repeatedly): Chris Santos

Kill: Alton Brown

by Anonymousreply 4111/25/2012

Marry: Christine Mcvie Screw: Stevie Nicks Kill: Mick Fleetwood

by Anonymousreply 4211/25/2012

Donald Trump!

I just want to see if anyone's willing to marry him for the money.

by Anonymousreply 4311/25/2012

R43. I think the only way someone might choose to marry Trump is if the other two choices are Jeffrey Dahmer and Charles Manson

by Anonymousreply 4411/25/2012

I forgot that Dahmer is dead, but he still might get chosen over Trump.

by Anonymousreply 4511/25/2012

Elderly heartthrob version:

Marry: George Clooney

Screw: Brad Pitt

Kill: Johnny Depp

by Anonymousreply 4611/25/2012

50 ain't elderly...


by Anonymousreply 4711/25/2012

ABC Sunday night version:

Marry-Josh Dallas

Screw-Gabriel Mann

Kill-Dave Annable

by Anonymousreply 4811/26/2012

For the Lesbians...

Fiona Shaw

Clea DuVall

Cherry Jones

by Anonymousreply 4911/26/2012


Marry: Cherry Jones

Screw: Clea Duvall

Kill: Fiona Shaw

by Anonymousreply 5011/26/2012

I'll allow it, R37!

by Anonymousreply 5111/26/2012

Mad Men edition:

Marry: Peggy

Screw: Joan

Kill: Betty

by Anonymousreply 5211/26/2012

Buffy Edition

Marry: Willow

Screw: Buffy

Kill: Cordelia

by Anonymousreply 5311/26/2012

Sixteen Candles edition

Marry: Jake Ryan

Screw: Long Duk Dong

Kill: Farmer Ted

by Anonymousreply 5411/26/2012

Happy Endings edition

Marry: Penny

Screw: Jane

Kill: Alex

by Anonymousreply 5512/02/2012

Days of Our Lives edition:

Marry: Will

Screw: Sonny

Kill: John & Marlena

by Anonymousreply 5612/02/2012

Marry Matt Damon, screw Anthony Recker, kill Sidney Crosby.

Ezra Klein, Ari Melber, Steve Kornacki

by Anonymousreply 5712/02/2012

I thought you were supposed to pick based on the previous poster's selections?

by Anonymousreply 5812/02/2012

Marry-Steve Kornacki

Screw-Ari Melber

Kill-Ezra Klein

Shepard Smith, Rick Folbaum, Brian Kilmeade

by Anonymousreply 5912/02/2012

Marry-Brian Kilmeade

Screw-Rick Folbaum

Kill- Shepard Smith

Matt Bomer

Luke Macfarlane

Zachary Quinto

by Anonymousreply 6012/04/2012

Marry-Matt Bomer

Screw-Zachary Quinto

Kill-Luke McFarlane

USA Network edition:

Tim DeKay

Jeffrey Donovan

Gabriel Macht

by Anonymousreply 6112/04/2012

Anne Hathaway


Ann "Annie" Lennox

by Anonymousreply 6212/04/2012

That should be Anne Hathaway, Ann Romney and Annie Lennox in my post above.

by Anonymousreply 6312/04/2012

The Boyband Edition:

Marry: Brian Littrell (Backstreet Boys)

Screw: Mark Feehily (Westlife) PS. I would marry him too!!!!

Punch in the face and knock his lights out: Justin Timberlake (N Sinc) or Nick Carter (Backsteet Boys) Two annoying twit twats!

by Anonymousreply 6412/04/2012

I meant to say Justin Timberlake (N Sync) - can't spell worth a shit today AND I still want to punch him in the face.

by Anonymousreply 6512/04/2012


Marry: Annie Lennox

Screw: Anne Hathaway

Kill: Ann Romney

by Anonymousreply 6612/05/2012


Marry: Tim Dekay

Screw: Gabriel Macht

Kill: Jeffrey Donovan

by Anonymousreply 6712/05/2012

Burn Notice edition:

Bruce Campbell, Jeffrey Donovan, Coby Bell

by Anonymousreply 6812/05/2012

William, Harry, this creature ruining my figure

by Anonymousreply 6912/05/2012

Marry-Jeffrey Donovan

Screw-Coby Bell

Kill-Bruce Campbell

Magical Land Edition

Josh Dallas Killian Jones Jamie Dornan

by Anonymousreply 7012/05/2012

Days of our Lives Edition:

Marry: EJ

Screw: Will

Kill: Sonny

by Anonymousreply 7112/05/2012

Learn how to play the game. You don't just randomly post, you take the 3 names the last person gives you and chooses them, then throw out 3 names of your own.

Sheesh, newbies!

by Anonymousreply 7212/05/2012

R72 So bossy

Marry: Ted Turner Screw: Burnt Out Light Bulb Kill: Rupert Murdoch

by Anonymousreply 7312/05/2012

R73 doesn't get it.

by Anonymousreply 7412/05/2012

Marry: Jmie Dornan

Screw: Josh Dallas

Kill: Kill-Ian Jones

Next (guess the theme): Brad Pitt, Kellan Lutz, Derek Hough

by Anonymousreply 7512/05/2012

Marry: Kellan Lutz

Screw: Derek Hough

Kill: Brad Pitt

Is the theme blonds??

Guess this theme:

Timothy Olyphant, Steven Pasquale, Dylan McDermott

by Anonymousreply 7612/06/2012

Marry: Sam Stein

Screw: Jeremy Scahill

Kill: Richard Wolffe

by Anonymousreply 7712/06/2012

Marry: Linus

Screw: Pigpen

Kill: Charlie Brown

by Anonymousreply 7812/06/2012
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