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The Latest Romney Firestorm: Mitt's Thanksgiving Monstrosity

Everyone is reacting poorly to the latest attempt by the Romneys to stay in the spotlight. Do they think they're running a shadow government from their Kolob palace? Are they the new Palins? I'm thankful Obama won a second term.

by Rafalcareply 5511/24/2012

God help me -- I loathe those two -- but if I looked that good in a T-shirt at 65, I'd be happy.

by Rafalcareply 111/23/2012

If you had the kind of money that Mitt stole, R1, you could look that way too.

Does anyone else think that Mitt looks like he's about to devour Ann? It's all so Bluebeard.

by Rafalcareply 211/23/2012

All that money and they don't even have a vitamix!

by Rafalcareply 311/23/2012

Jesus, his arms are really hairy.

by Rafalcareply 411/23/2012

Given how poorly they all performed in the spotlight I would have thought they'd be relieved to get out of it, but apparently they've caught the fame bug. They should have their own reality show where they attempt to demonstrate how ordinary they are. It might be a laff riot.

by Rafalcareply 511/23/2012

I am glad we have been spared 4 years of Mitt and Ann. He looks as if he is ready to grab her by her hair, drag her into the bedroom and doggy screw her while calling her his little Obama bitch.

by Rafalcareply 611/23/2012

If he wasn't a Mormon, I'd say this photo was taken after a wild weekend bender.

by Rafalcareply 711/23/2012

Waddawe say: boxers it briefs? The man does not wear the magic underwear union suit. I guess that's just for the non-bishops. I'm assuming briefs. And a rent boy on the side.

by Rafalcareply 811/23/2012

The kitchen cupboards are cheap, what gives?

by Rafalcareply 911/23/2012

Flat ass

by Rafalcareply 1011/23/2012

I thought they ate on an ironing board?

by Rafalcareply 1111/23/2012

Get OFF me.

by Rafalcareply 1211/23/2012

Why do they want to come off as humans now after the election campaign is finished?




Dear mother of god, they are not auditioning to be on the Amazing Race, do they?

by Rafalcareply 1311/23/2012

STOP it, Mitt! Just stop it.

by Rafalcareply 1411/23/2012

Quite right OP, we already have a Sarah Palin. We don't need another LOOKATME.

by Rafalcareply 1511/23/2012

Thinking the same thing, r9. They look like entry-level ikea!

by Rafalcareply 1611/23/2012

Her smile seems very forced and fake.

We do have much to be grateful for -- that this opportunistic, shifty couple and their five dull sons were kept out of the White House.

by Rafalcareply 1711/23/2012

What peasants you people are.

Of course the cabinets are cheap, they don't use them and damned if the staff needs custom hardwoods.

by Rafalcareply 1811/23/2012

Pit stain?

by Rafalcareply 1911/23/2012

R13 wins!

by Rafalcareply 2011/23/2012

oops, bad grammar.

Dear mother of god, they are not auditioning to be on the Amazing Race, are they?

by Rafalcareply 2111/23/2012

There was an article in The New Republic a few weeks ago about Tagg Romney's upbringing.

I walked away from it with the impression that the Mittster is incredibly cheap, and these photos seem to confirm it.

by Rafalcareply 2211/23/2012

To the posters complaining about their taste in kitchen cabinetry: Do we even know where that picture was taken? In one of their many homes? The kitchen could belong to one of their kids. Or even a rental. Maybe they rented a condo in Miami for the holiday?

by Rafalcareply 2311/23/2012

They should do penile dysfunction ads. Their naturals.

by Rafalcareply 2411/23/2012

R24, that might be one of the funniest and most accurate observations I've ever read. So true!

by Rafalcareply 2511/23/2012

r24? Oh, dear.

by Rafalcareply 2611/23/2012

[quote]The kitchen cupboards are cheap, what gives?

It's the servants' hall.

by Rafalcareply 2711/23/2012

I love Rafalca.

by Rafalcareply 2811/23/2012

oink oink

Romney Pig

by Rafalcareply 2911/23/2012

Of course I did not vote for him- but he's not allowed to post on Facebook like tens of millions of other sheep?

by Rafalcareply 3011/23/2012

You know, I almost hope they do end up on a reality show like R5 described, just like the Palins. As much as I have a huge dislike for the reality show phenomenon, I think it's hilarious - and more importantly, ultimately bad for the Republican party - that its higher ups are making asses of themselves on this level.

by Rafalcareply 3111/23/2012

I get the feeling he's putting himself out there so as not to look like they're in hiding and ashamed of losing.

He wants to still have a prominent voice in the GOP.

by Rafalcareply 3211/23/2012

R30 has a good point.

I'm ready to let it go. As long as he's out of politics, I'm declaring a personal truce.

by Rafalcareply 3311/23/2012

I'd like to have the money those two have spent of plastic surgery, Botox and whatever other new cosmetic procedures to maintain their somewhat youthful looks, aren't they both in their mid 60s?

Money can't stop wrinkles, unless you get plastic surgery or fillers!

I still think Romney has some illness, his odd walk points to Parkinson's. If that is the case, how the hell was that kept from the public?

by Rafalcareply 3411/23/2012

I am actually attracted to good looking, in shape older guys but Romney is downright creepy. His face looks like a rubber mask with a weird stare and a scary perma-grin. His body is OK but nothing special. I really don't understand all those posters who called him a "hot daddy" in the run up to the election.

by Rafalcareply 3511/23/2012

r27, absolutely true!

Do not be fooled by the side by side SubZeros. They are purely functional.

Upstairs, the cabinetry is all hand carved rosewood.

by Rafalcareply 3611/23/2012

We are so very thankful that Romney was humiliated and will never be president and that Ann Romney has been banished from the spotlight.

It's not your turn. We like firing people too.

by Rafalcareply 3711/23/2012

I think they just did it, and the look on Ann's face tells all.

by Rafalcareply 3811/23/2012

If only I had been paying attention and written "they are naturals" instead of "their". Oopsy. Love you oh, dear.

by Rafalcareply 3911/23/2012

More proof they are crazy

by Rafalcareply 4011/23/2012

[quote]Asked what her primary worry would be should her husband succeed in defeating President Obama on Nov. 6, Mrs. Romney replied, "You know, I think my biggest concern, obviously, would just be for his mental well-being."

by Rafalcareply 4111/23/2012

So is this an effort to keep the FB likes from melting away? If so, it didn't work. There was a huge spike on the day the Romney roller coaster ride at Disney was shown and a smaller spike today for the Thanksgiving pic.

Fuck you Romney-bot. A lot of people are done with you.

(You don't think he's stupid enough to think he can run again, do you?)

by Rafalcareply 4211/23/2012

Imagine him reeking of b.o. and babbling unintelligibly when this was photo was taken. Ann's expression is of relief that he finally got out of bed...who cares if he's batshit crazy.

by Rafalcareply 4311/23/2012

Ann has that fake smile only a truly devastated woman has.

Mitt has the "fuck it, I'm still rich!" smile. But also a creepy look, like a serial killer.

What hits me, aside from the cheap cabinets, is how sparse the counters are. I know my kitchen is a mess when I am cooking a big meal.

by Rafalcareply 4411/23/2012

Maybe he's thankful that he lost. It's a creepy look of relief but maybe that's it.

by Rafalcareply 4511/23/2012

That is not their kitchen. That kitchen is one that is shared by their servants at one of their vacation homes.

by Rafalcareply 4611/23/2012

We're not interested, Shitt. You are nobody to the public. Thrilled you lost--and badly too.

by Rafalcareply 4711/23/2012

I don't know whose kitchen it is, but one thing's for sure - Paul Ryan didn't do the dishes.

by Rafalcareply 4811/23/2012

[quote]The kitchen cupboards are cheap, what gives?

They used the money to pay for the elevators for their cars.

by Rafalcareply 4911/23/2012

Agreed. The kitchen is cheap because these people live in a "Downton Abbey" world. Shit kitchen for the servants.

by Rafalcareply 5011/23/2012

I just can't get over how hairy he is. The matts of hair on his upper arms would lead one to believe that his ass and probably back and shoulders even have hair. oogly boogly.

by Rafalcareply 5111/23/2012

He's an older guy. Older guys usually start growing hair on their shoulders, ears, etc.

by Rafalcareply 5211/23/2012

Poor Ann. Never had an orgasm in her life.

by Rafalcareply 5311/24/2012

R51: That's a massive turn-on for me.

by Rafalcareply 5411/24/2012

R54 = Sen. Lindsey Graham

by Rafalcareply 5511/24/2012
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