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Experiences? Sizes?

by Spotted Dickreply 5412/07/2012

Last guy I was with is from London. Good length and OMFG thick. We haven't fucked yet. Wish me luck!

by Spotted Dickreply 111/23/2012

Welsh men have tiny meat. True story.

by Spotted Dickreply 211/23/2012

Usually uncut, OP.

by Spotted Dickreply 311/23/2012

Mostly uncut and pretty reasonable in length but the British are colder than the iceberg that sent the Titanic to its demise!

by Spotted Dickreply 411/23/2012

r2

That's not true!

by Spotted Dickreply 511/23/2012

R2 - ummmm....

by Spotted Dickreply 611/23/2012

Lived with a British guy and played a few times. HUGE HUGE dick! Another British guy, sweet and kind but average in cock size.

by Spotted Dickreply 711/23/2012

R5&6, there are exceptions to every rule, but generally, Welsh men are hung like 2 yr olds.

by Spotted Dickreply 911/23/2012

All different sizes, of course. Like anywhere else. Almost always uncut unless Muslim or Jewish. As for being cold, that's not my experience. I find British men and women both to be humorous and adventurous. But both men and women here are getting fatter. They used to be thin like other Euros - now they're getting as plump as Americans.

by Spotted Dickreply 1011/23/2012

I love tiny dicks and found several London blokes who had little ones.

by Spotted Dickreply 1111/23/2012

I dunno... the British guys I see on cam4 seem to have some pretty big ones. And, surprisingly, a lot of the guys are pretty hot looking. You always hear about British guys being fug, but there are a few on cam4 who are pretty smokin'. At the risk of derailing this thread, there's one Australian guy on there, too, who is fairly new who is also pretty divine.

by Spotted Dickreply 1211/23/2012

The latest study show that Brits have bigger cocks than Americans.

by Spotted Dickreply 1311/23/2012

R13. Link, or it never happened.

by Spotted Dickreply 1511/23/2012

r14

Matt Johnson

by Spotted Dickreply 1611/23/2012

r14

Gethin Jones

by Spotted Dickreply 1711/23/2012

r14

Leigh Halfpenny

by Spotted Dickreply 1811/23/2012

r14

Tim Vincent

by Spotted Dickreply 1911/23/2012

[quote][R13]. Link, or it never happened.

Here you go, and it's been reported repeatedly for the past couple of years.

by Spotted Dickreply 2011/23/2012

r14

Tom Lucy

Not to mention Matthew Rhys, Ioan Grufudd, Luke Evans etc.

by Spotted Dickreply 2111/23/2012

r14

Andy Whitfield.

by Spotted Dickreply 2211/23/2012

How many Welsh men are we expected to know, R14?

by Spotted Dickreply 2311/23/2012

Only one of those guys was good looking, all were most likely short as the Welsh tend to be. R20, there are lots of dubious "studies" out there. Case in point,...

by Spotted Dickreply 2411/23/2012

Anyone who says Welsh guys have small dicks, or big dicks, is plain ignorant. There is no 'ethnic' difference between Welsh people and the rest of the UK.

by Spotted Dickreply 2511/23/2012

There are in fact, differences. Welsh tend to be short, stocky, and dark. They're stingy as hell too.

by Spotted Dickreply 2611/23/2012

r24

Which one was good looking to you?

by Spotted Dickreply 2711/23/2012

Total bollocks, r26.

by Spotted Dickreply 2811/23/2012

England as a nation, has the highest percentage of bottoms in the entire world.

by Spotted Dickreply 3011/23/2012

nice-sized british cock (and cock suckers too) right here!

by Spotted Dickreply 3111/23/2012

[quote]but the British are colder than the iceberg that sent the Titanic to its demise!

Not at all my experience, and I have lots. But to carry on with generalization, British men are dirty fuckers in bed, game for anything.

by Spotted Dickreply 3211/23/2012

Big boys with much larger than average dicks, is how I would describe UKGAYGUYS. Condition of teeth varies by neighborhood in London.

by Spotted Dickreply 3311/23/2012

[quote]Condition of teeth varies by neighborhood in London.

Brits have better teeth/oral hygiene than Americans. That's a proven fact now. It's been studied for the past 6 years. The bad teeth thing goes back decades involving the NHS and poor dental health services. Now, Americans have little to no dental insurance, which Brits do.

by Spotted Dickreply 3411/23/2012

R29, do you also think all French people carry garlands of onions round their necks and Mexicans spend their days sleeping against walls covered by their sombreros?

by Spotted Dickreply 3511/23/2012

I did study abroad in England, and found that overall, they had nice, average-to-large uncut dicks. I've always wondered if leaving them uncut at birth tends to allow them to grow longer during puberty?

On the flipside of having these nice big dicks, English men tended to be quite lame in the sack, in my opinion. Just didn't really know what to do.

At the end of my trip, I was reading a lengthy article in a magazine that had done a study on men from Britain, South Africa, Australia, and New Zealand and their sex habits. The results were that British men were the worst in bed, followed by Austrailian men. South African men were 3rd worst, while men from New Zealand were ranked as the best in bed.

by Spotted Dickreply 3611/23/2012

At least the British and the rest of the Europeans are civilized and don't mutilate their baby boys' penises.

by Spotted Dickreply 3711/23/2012

[quote]I've always wondered if leaving them uncut at birth tends to allow them to grow longer during puberty?

Funny you should mention that, because it seems to be true, although not enough research has been done on the subject. Maybe the foreskin's protection of the glans has something to do with it, less constriction from the cold. We're getting off topic now.

by Spotted Dickreply 3811/23/2012

Obviously, r29 has never spent time in upstate NY or rural anywhere-in-the-South. Chiclet teeth and oversized gums are everywhere. And dentists are more scarce than an original copy of Simply Streisand.

by Spotted Dickreply 3911/23/2012

Chav

by Spotted Dickreply 4011/23/2012

I have yet to make it with a Brit who was a voracious bottom. Brits are tops by a large majority in my opion.

by Spotted Dickreply 4111/23/2012

r41...and I have had the opposite experience. I found only well douched bottoms....could it be that we attract what we seek?

by Spotted Dickreply 4211/23/2012

The most bothersome stereotype about Brits for me is that supposedly a lot of them are drunks who vomit all over the place and have anger management issues where they start fighting with friends and total strangers on the street.

by Spotted Dickreply 4311/23/2012

Typical British male today.

by Spotted Dickreply 4411/23/2012

Took a British man home about eight years ago. He smelled bad down there. I asked him to leave.

by Spotted Dickreply 4511/23/2012

Just subscribe to UKNM ("UK Naked Men") and you'll be fine.

by Spotted Dickreply 4611/23/2012

thanks for wasting our time with the link to tinymeat city, r 31.

by Spotted Dickreply 4711/23/2012

In the UK, 4 inches is considered hung.

by Spotted Dickreply 4811/23/2012

[quote]In the UK, 4 inches is considered hung.

Not if it's flaccid.

by Spotted Dickreply 5011/23/2012

They're all uncut so, eeew!

by Spotted Dickreply 5112/06/2012

One of my fuck buddies is a council lad. 8 inches and thick, the interesting thing about him is that he's cut. He throws a mean fuck, but treats me like shit, but I always take him back.

by Spotted Dickreply 5212/07/2012

Terrible in bed, based on the Brits visiting/living in NYC.

by Spotted Dickreply 5312/07/2012

England is a fag country.

by Spotted Dickreply 5412/07/2012
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