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Tim Tebow talks about his magic box

Is he retarded or something?

by Anonymousreply 5111/24/2012

I'll bite....

I want his magic box on my face.

by Anonymousreply 111/21/2012

I hope he wasn't paid for that.

by Anonymousreply 211/21/2012

He is flaming.

by Anonymousreply 311/21/2012

[quote] I hope he wasn't paid for that.

I hope he was - he's gonna need the money. He's caused so much tension in the locker room - and performed so badly on the field this season - that the Jets will be dropping him from their roster in January.

by Anonymousreply 411/21/2012

[R4] How so? he hasn't played.

by Anonymousreply 511/21/2012

He has played, R5 - a few brief shots at QB (where he has not done well) and in several other positions on special teams - none of which have helped the Jets climb out of the basement.

by Anonymousreply 611/21/2012

Eva Longoria really loves dating the gay guys. What's wrong with her?

by Anonymousreply 711/21/2012

The team does not respect Tebow as a player...anonymous quotes have started to surface (Jets are famous for that). They don't seem to mind him personally, but the impression is that he's just a wasted spot on the roster.

But Sanchez could end the QB controversy by putting together a string of strong performances, which he hasn't been able to do.

Still, he's had a rotating cast of receivers the last couple of years, and that has an impact on a QB's development (no Victor Cruz for YOU, Marc Sanchez!). Everyone was commenting that this year (his 5th) is the same time that Eli Manning started coming into his own; but do realize that Eli plays for a team coached by a grownup.

Coughlin is a "get off my lawn" type of adult, but I think in the long run, that's better than the kind of knucklehead that Ryan is.

by Anonymousreply 811/21/2012

[quote]Eva Longoria really loves dating the gay guys. What's wrong with her?

Maybe she's into eating pussy. Some of us are, you know.

by Anonymousreply 911/21/2012

He seems like a nice guy, but all that head moving is very fem, and it makes him look a little slow.

by Anonymousreply 1011/21/2012

I want his moist hairy magic box with my cock inside

by Anonymousreply 1111/21/2012

Langoria was dating Eric Sanchez the starting QB for the NY Jets.

by Anonymousreply 1211/21/2012

What a great endorsement for the homeskooling movement.

by Anonymousreply 1311/21/2012

Both Eli and Drew Bree's have nice asses.

by Anonymousreply 1411/22/2012

That big secret about Mars? It's that there is a microbial colony there that can see his gayness from Mars.

Wow, just wow, is he gay.

by Anonymousreply 1511/22/2012

I wonder how his SAT scores turned out. Did he ever have to take a test at the University of Florida or did his football coach arrange for him to breeze right on thru with no testing? He really seems dim.

by Anonymousreply 1611/22/2012

It looked like it was all he could do to not flame out in front of the camera.

Maybe I'm projecting.

by Anonymousreply 1711/22/2012

[quote] and in several other positions on special teams

A QB on special teams? Doing what?

by Anonymousreply 1811/22/2012

Tim doesn't need a special team. He needs a special school, with a really short bus.

by Anonymousreply 1911/22/2012

I don't care what people say, I love him!!!

by Anonymousreply 2011/22/2012

He has very beefy arms and broad shoulders.

by Anonymousreply 2111/22/2012

I love this commercial, Tim makes me want to purchase his Magic Box!

by Anonymousreply 2211/22/2012

There is no denying that he has a certain quality that makes him sexy and handsome in a way.

I think he is very handsome and his softness in that huge athletic body he has is very hot.

I wish he would come out.

by Anonymousreply 2311/22/2012

You can tell that they had to do all those cuts because he kept fucking up the script.

by Anonymousreply 2411/22/2012

I hate how I find him attractive. I wonder how often he rubs one out to thoughts of men.

by Anonymousreply 2511/22/2012

He seems sweet and is really well built

by Anonymousreply 2611/22/2012

Young, dumb, and full of cum.

Tim, you can tickle my magic box any time you want.

by Anonymousreply 2711/22/2012

I believe he is a virgin. And he does have a softness about him. Wonder if he realizes he's hot?

by Anonymousreply 2811/22/2012

just because . . .

by Anonymousreply 2911/22/2012

He's flaming and I'd love for him to come out!

by Anonymousreply 3011/22/2012

I love his soft speaking voice.

by Anonymousreply 3111/22/2012


Take two, please, and lose "y'all."

by Anonymousreply 3211/22/2012

R29, the moment at 4:00 looks... suggestive, to say the least. XD

by Anonymousreply 3311/22/2012

[quote]They don't seem to mind him personally

I'd mind him personally

by Anonymousreply 3411/22/2012

He does seem rather sweet, and there is a softness to him, which makes him all the more appealing. He also comes off as pretty gay.

It would be great if Tim came out, but I cannot imagine Mama Tebow being OK with that.

by Anonymousreply 3511/22/2012

That was a bit awkward lol. Anyone notice how he kept moving his hands in the same awkward way throughout the video?

I wish he had cleaned up more too. He's still hot and I'd still do him but he no scruff look yuck.

by Anonymousreply 3611/22/2012

Mama is going to have to give him a sound spanking on his round bot-bot for that bad interview. Bad Bad Boy!

by Anonymousreply 3711/22/2012

Tim's biceps really pop out in that video.

by Anonymousreply 3811/22/2012

I love my music box!

by Anonymousreply 3911/22/2012

[r32], he is from Jacksonville, Florida, and we say "y'all" here.

by Anonymousreply 4011/22/2012

BREAKING NEWS!!!! Tim Tebow reveals that he has broken ribs!

by Anonymousreply 4111/23/2012


by Anonymousreply 4211/23/2012


She is dropping beaded Judith Leiber clutch bags out of her mouth right and left in that Dr. Seuss clip.

by Anonymousreply 4311/23/2012


by Anonymousreply 4411/23/2012

Man, that was heavily edited, sometimes in mid-sentence. I wonder how many takes he needed. And he still couldn't say most of the lines clearly.

by Anonymousreply 4511/23/2012

I'm just glad I already gave up on TiVo six months ago when I moved to a new city with better cable box availability - saves me the trouble from having to cancel my subscription now that their "spokesman" is a gay-hating freeptard.

by Anonymousreply 4611/23/2012

Tim Tebow is all about Jesus, but has he ever said anything about hating gays?

by Anonymousreply 4711/23/2012

Prepare yourself, R47.

by Anonymousreply 4811/23/2012

Timmy has said nothing about LGBT rights, same-sex marriage, or even the topic of bullying. It seems as if he has assiduously avoided ever mentioning any controversial topics, save two.

The first, of course, being his extensive discussion about religion and the accompanying excessive display involving all that knelling and praying. The second occurred a few years ago when he obliged his mother -- who is a freeper fundie -- by appearing with her in a Super Bowl ad for the notoriously anti-gay and anti-choice Focus on the Family. In it, she proclaimed how glad she was that she had not aborted the fetus that was to become little Timmy. He, at least implicitly by showing up in the ad, concurred.

by Anonymousreply 4911/24/2012


by Anonymousreply 5011/24/2012

You're right, R49. Speaks volumes doesn't it? To me it does. Silence always speaks the most to me.

by Anonymousreply 5111/24/2012
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