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Ugh, I have to share a single bed with my 18-year nephew this Thanksgiving.

He's a senior in high school, a major athlete, and sleeps in the nude. This Thanksgiving is going to be a disaster.

by Anonymousreply 2711/21/2012

That made me chuckle, OP. Thanks!

by Anonymousreply 111/20/2012

I'm not seeing the problem here.

by Anonymousreply 211/20/2012

Oh, Uncle Bottom, I've missed you!

by Anonymousreply 311/20/2012


by Anonymousreply 411/21/2012

Now for some real thanksgiving stuffing!

by Anonymousreply 511/21/2012

And ... Gravy!

by Anonymousreply 611/21/2012

How interESTing...

by Anonymousreply 711/21/2012

On Friday, op, you can have some sloppy seconds!

by Anonymousreply 811/21/2012

Yes. But is he cut or uncut?

by Anonymousreply 911/21/2012

Wait a sec. Aren't you the one who posted about being 33 and having to share a bed with your uncut nephew and you dreaded this because you had nothing in common? TROLL!

by Anonymousreply 1011/21/2012

Make him wear a jockstrap to bed. That'll quell any uncomfortable stuff.

by Anonymousreply 1111/21/2012


by Anonymousreply 1211/21/2012

Turkey and overeating makes you sleep

by Anonymousreply 1311/21/2012

Uncle Graxy!

by Anonymousreply 1411/21/2012

Ha ha! Excellent, OP. Let me guess: small bed, too, right?

by Anonymousreply 1511/21/2012

Warning, OP. In the morning, when his 10" cock gets it's morning wood, it's going to accidentally surprise anal your ass. You may want to sleep face to face as opposed to the spooning method!!!

by Anonymousreply 1611/21/2012

Don't forget to walk in on him masturbating when telling him dinner's ready!

by Anonymousreply 1711/21/2012

I feel for you!

by Anonymousreply 1811/21/2012

With my luck, any relative I shared a bed with would turn out to be a MATHlete.

by Anonymousreply 1911/21/2012

No twink ass for you!

by Anonymousreply 2011/21/2012

Can someone provide some details on the nephew troll for those of us who are new to DL and missed that bit of trolling?

by Anonymousreply 2111/21/2012

Remember to pre-lube.

by Anonymousreply 2211/21/2012

I will pray for the OP's soul

by Anonymousreply 2311/21/2012

R23 At least he doesn't have to bunk with Rafalca.

by Anonymousreply 2411/21/2012

I seriously sat here for a full minute, cackling like a lunatic over this post. Thanks for cheering me up, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2511/21/2012

By single bed do you mean a twin size, one of you is going to have to get on top

by Anonymousreply 2611/21/2012

Our sympathies OP.

[To: The World Is A Circle]

Just because he may look tall It doesn't mean that he could be small...

by Anonymousreply 2711/21/2012
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