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Neighbor put sugar in my gas tank

Luckily, this little "trick" doesn't do what people think it does, and the mechanic just had to clean out the tank. Still cost me $200+ though.

All because she found out her husband is living in my spare bedroom. She's the one who threw him out; why does she care?


by Anonymousreply 3711/20/2012

Is the husband hot? Have you stolen her man?

by Anonymousreply 111/20/2012

He's cute. I didn't steal him - she decided she didn't want him, all because he had the nerve to come over and apologize for the cat thing.

by Anonymousreply 211/20/2012


by Anonymousreply 311/20/2012

Is the husband putting his 'sugar' in your 'tank' too?

Otherwise, this is lesbian drama.

by Anonymousreply 411/20/2012

Yes, her husband and I are boning, but his wife doesn't exactly know that. I'm a man, btw. No lesbians involved.

by Anonymousreply 511/20/2012

What piece of shit car doesn't have a locking gas cap?

by Anonymousreply 611/20/2012

If you've got some sugar for me,

Sugar Daddy, bring it home!

by Anonymousreply 711/20/2012

Next up on Jerry Springer: she put sugar in my tank while he puts his sugar in my *other* tank...

by Anonymousreply 811/20/2012

Sounds like fun for the holidays

by Anonymousreply 911/20/2012


by Anonymousreply 1011/20/2012

How fat is the wife?

by Anonymousreply 1111/20/2012

Welcome to the benefits of fuel injection. Old carburetors did not survive the sugar so well.

by Anonymousreply 1211/20/2012

Good one, OP!

Two extra points for looping back to the "I killed my neighbor's cat" troll thread!


by Anonymousreply 1311/20/2012

Put HFCS in your neighbors tank

by Anonymousreply 1411/20/2012

[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 1511/20/2012

Que Bueno!

by Anonymousreply 1611/20/2012

Reminds me of the time when a paranoid freak at work put a nail under my tire. I knew perfectly well who had done it - he had been complaining that somebody was slashing his tires, and of course none of us were.

by Anonymousreply 1711/20/2012

[quote]all because he had the nerve to come over and apologize for the cat thing.

Is he "boning" your cat, too?

by Anonymousreply 1811/20/2012

Don't make me rehash the cat thing, R18.

by Anonymousreply 1911/20/2012

"the cat thing"? Is this when he sticks his dick in your man pussy?

by Anonymousreply 2011/20/2012

What trailer park so you live in ? are you in Tampa ?

by Anonymousreply 2111/20/2012

It wasn't my cat, it was his & his wife's cat. The damn thing kept getting out and climbing all over my car, so I called animal control. The wife came out of the house to yell at me, and sent their kid over to make me feel bad.

The husband came over to apologize, the wife found out about it, and told him to pack his bags. I told him I had a spare room if he needed a place to stay. Wife found out and became even more unhinged.

I don't know why she cares. 1) She threw him out. 2) From what he says, they didn't have much of a marriage and the kid apparently isn't even his.

by Anonymousreply 2211/20/2012

[quote]Yes, her husband and I are boning, but his wife doesn't exactly know that.

She knows that her husband moved in with the neighborhood fag.

It's not rocket science.

by Anonymousreply 2311/20/2012

Oh God. This is the sequel to your horrible animal control/cat troll post? Give it a rest. You were called out in that thread. People used troll-dar on you and discovered that you have a habit of posting these elaborate make believe stories. Don't get me wrong. I enjoy a good EST. But a quality EST you are not. Don't you have a gardener or bell boy to suck off? You seem to get off on that according to your other posts.

by Anonymousreply 2411/20/2012

Is y'all stockin' up on Twinkies n' such, too?

cuz y'all seem like yur hood's gone be buzy cum the zombie acocka-lips!

by Anonymousreply 2511/20/2012

Where do people live where there is this much drama?

by Anonymousreply 2611/20/2012

Oh dear. I've heard lots of stories here since the Bill Clinton era yeah thats how long I've been here. Dude would not be bunking with you I know str8 men he'd have bunked with a buddy not a snarky queen who mucked with the family pet.

Your EST would have worked if you had simply FHH but noooooo he's bunking with you. New strain of tweek? New meds? Crock. Of. Shitstain story!

by Anonymousreply 2711/20/2012

There should be a section on Datalounge named "Stories From Trailer Parks."

by Anonymousreply 2811/20/2012

Honey, isn't it time for your meds?

by Anonymousreply 2911/20/2012

R24, are you the unhinged psycho who posted 75 times about what a Nazi I was for calling animal control on her cat? Because that's the only "calling out" I recall on that thread.

by Anonymousreply 3011/20/2012

Your a gud riter OP.

by Anonymousreply 3111/20/2012

This is hilarious! The Cat thread gets a sequel that involves stealing the woman's husband!

Why don't you just call social services and have the children taken away too?

by Anonymousreply 3211/20/2012

And to make matter worse, for Thanksgiving, I've got to share a twin bed with my cousin, a member of the Princeton crew team!!!

by Anonymousreply 3311/20/2012

I couldn't care less about her kid.

The hubby offered to pay for the (minor) repairs to the car, but I said no. It's not his fault.

Also, I can say with absolute certainty that there is nothing straight about this man. He might not quite be ready to say it yet, but he is gay, gay, gay.

by Anonymousreply 3411/20/2012

Who put the moves on who, OP? Did you get him drunk and leave a trail of rose petals to your hole?

by Anonymousreply 3511/20/2012

R35, when he came over to apologize, he basically unloaded on me. I think he may have been drinking. He left, and I didn't think much else about it (except that I thought he was probably gay - he pings to high heaven).

A few days later, he showed up again, saying that she'd kicked him out. He said he didn't have anywhere to go and would probably stay in a motel, but I offered him my spare room and he accepted. He moved most of his stuff into a storage unit.

The sex happened later. Again, we were talking and he was drinking (he gets very emotional when he drinks) and crying, and I could tell he wanted something to happen. I think I may have put my hand on his thigh in a comforting way. We ended up making out, and it went from there.

This neighbor is going to make my life hell, though. The sugar in the gas tank was just the beginning, I'm sure.

by Anonymousreply 3611/20/2012


Drinking and crying and opportunistic queens stealing the hateful neighbor-frau's cute husband is something that happens only in DL Fantasyland.

by Anonymousreply 3711/20/2012
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