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On the first DL Christmas

my true love gave to me

by Christmas Mousereply 4811/28/2012

A pa-rro-ot in a fake tree.

by Christmas Mousereply 111/19/2012

On the second DL Christ mas my true love gave to me...

by Christmas Mousereply 211/19/2012

2 massengills

by Christmas Mousereply 311/19/2012

What was the name of that bird who died and the OP's boyfriend put him down the garbage chute?

by Christmas Mousereply 411/19/2012

2 Massengills,

And a parro-ot in a fake tree.

On the third DL Christmas my true love gave to me...

by Christmas Mousereply 511/19/2012

...

by Christmas Mousereply 611/19/2012

on the 3rd day of DL Xmas my true love gave to me. . . .

by Christmas Mousereply 711/19/2012

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me three French mens...

by Christmas Mousereply 811/19/2012

On the fourth DL christmas my true love gave to me

Four Ca-all Boys

Three French Mens

Two Massingills

..And a parro-ot in a fake tree.

On the fifth DL Christmas my true love gave to me...

by Christmas Mousereply 911/19/2012

FIVE GOLDEN SHOWERS!

by Christmas Mousereply 1011/19/2012

FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIIIIINGS!

Four Ca-all Boys

Three French Mens

Two Massingills

..And a parro-ot in a fake tree.

by Christmas Mousereply 1111/19/2012

three French mens...

Oh, dear. Even in rhyme.

by Christmas Mousereply 1311/19/2012

A good, ole fashioned STD!

by Christmas Mousereply 1411/19/2012

R13 'French Mens' is written like that on purposes

by Christmas Mousereply 1511/19/2012

Memories of abuse that upset my boun-da-ries!

by Christmas Mousereply 1611/19/2012

Earrings!

Caftan!

by Christmas Mousereply 1711/19/2012

[quote][R13] 'French Mens' is written like that on purposes

Hens is the plural of hen, but men...

Never mind, the point is it doesn't make it right. And don't even think of invoking your art.

by Christmas Mousereply 1811/19/2012

On the Sixth Day of DL Xmas my true Love gave to me. . . . .

by Christmas Mousereply 1911/19/2012

r18 - you mean to tell me you've never heard the term "mens" used on purpose for humorous effect? (and Womens for that matter)

by Christmas Mousereply 2011/19/2012

Seven mo's a rimming

Six tops a pounding

by Christmas Mousereply 2111/19/2012

Seven turkey meatballs...

by Christmas Mousereply 2211/19/2012

Six Studs a A-laying

FIVE GOLDEN COCK RINGS!!!!!!

by Christmas Mousereply 2311/19/2012

Oh, for God's sake, your little mens rhyme was hilarious. HILARIOUS! Oh, my sides! If you're this thin skinned consider staying in a little more.... yikes...

by Christmas Mousereply 2411/19/2012

r8 - I truly laughed out loud reading "three French mens," and so you have at least one fan.

by Christmas Mousereply 2511/19/2012

On the eighth DL Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Eight Freepers Freeping

Seven mo's a rimming

Six studs a laying

FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIIIIINGS!

Four Ca-all Boys

Three French Mens

Two Massingills

..And a parro-ot in a fake tree.

by Christmas Mousereply 2611/19/2012

I think we can keep the original:

9 Ladies Dancing

by Christmas Mousereply 2711/19/2012

9 Cans a Frosting

by Christmas Mousereply 2811/19/2012

On the 9th DL Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Nine Strippers Dancing

Eight Cocks-a-Milking

Seven mo's a rimming

Six studs a laying

FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIIIIINGS!

Four Ca-all Boys

Three French Mens

Two Massingills

..And a parro-ot in a fake tree.

by Christmas Mousereply 2911/19/2012

On the tenth DL Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Ten twinks a-tweaking

Nine Ladies Dancing

Eight Freepers Freeping

Seven mo's a rimming

Six studs a laying

FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIIIIINGS!

Four Ca-all Boys

Three French Mens

Two Massingills

..And a parro-ot in a fake tree.

by Christmas Mousereply 3011/19/2012

Hee Hee!!!

by Christmas Mousereply 3111/19/2012

Eleven prisspots mincing

by Christmas Mousereply 3211/20/2012

Twelve doms a-kinking

Eleven prisspots mincing

Ten twinks a-tweaking

Nine Ladies Dancing

Eight Freepers Freeping

Seven mo's a rimming

Six studs a laying

FIVE GOLD COCK RIIIIIIIIIINGS!

Four Ca-all Boys

Three French Mens

Two Massingills

..And a parro-ot in a fake tree.

by Christmas Mousereply 3311/20/2012

Yay!

by Christmas Mousereply 3411/20/2012

I LURVE this song

by Christmas Mousereply 3511/20/2012

12 threads of Twilight 11 paparazzis 10 fundies freeping 9 ponies prancing 8 gays a-bitching 7 holes presenting 6 Mama's mussies 5 turkey meatballs 4 foreskin trolls 3 frauen 2 husbears and a possible case of herpes.

by Christmas Mousereply 3611/20/2012

On the 13th day of DL Xmas my true love gave to me. . . . .

by Christmas Mousereply 3711/20/2012

Seven Lezzies Licking

by Christmas Mousereply 3811/20/2012

Y'all have really put me in the holiday spirit... I refuse to do ANY more work the rest of the day (2 eggnog lunch?)

by Christmas Mousereply 3911/20/2012

[quote]Hens is the plural of hen, but men...

Is it fun being an anal retentive prisspot?

by Christmas Mousereply 4011/20/2012

HOlidays always bring out the best in us

by Christmas Mousereply 4111/20/2012

What's the matter, R13? Are you stressed out because of the holidaze?

by Christmas Mousereply 4211/20/2012

twelve Free Refills!!!!

by Christmas Mousereply 4311/20/2012

A cat!

by Christmas Mousereply 4411/20/2012

[quote]You people have all the rhythm of Steve Martin in "The Jerk".

I think you're the one who missed not only the boat, but both the soul and the love trains.

You do realize everything fits, rythmically?

The only questionable one is "four ca-all boys", and at least it was properly split so the singer knew where to kick it. Besides, "four calling boys" - or "four [insert a one syllable adjective here] call boys" - would have squashed the joke.

And before you scream "parro-ot" (or like one), the original song goes partri-idge. So it's a perfect match.

by Christmas Mousereply 4511/21/2012

I love metronome marys

by Christmas Mousereply 4611/21/2012

Bump

by Christmas Mousereply 4711/21/2012

On the Fucked-up day of DL Xmas my Truelove gave to me. . . . . . .

by Christmas Mousereply 4811/28/2012
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