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My married cousin who has five kids

Doesn't actually know that I had sex with him in the hot tub at the gym. He didn't recognize me. His sister may visit and I've always been much closer to her than to him. What are my responsibilities in this situation?

by Anonymousreply 2211/19/2012

Clearly it's time for an Eminently Serious Talk, or you could end up having an Extremely Sad Thanksgiving.

by Anonymousreply 111/19/2012

Keep your mouth shut, he will do the same

by Anonymousreply 211/19/2012

Knowing you as I do, OP, your responsibility is to tell him to rush to the nearest clinic to get an STD battery of tests.

by Anonymousreply 311/19/2012

Slaan en wissen (that's "punch and delete" in Dutch)

by Anonymousreply 411/19/2012

I'm confused about how he wouldn't know it was you. Was it a steam room? Were you in disguise? Was he drunk? I guess I need context in order to answer your question.

by Anonymousreply 511/19/2012

"Hi. Nice to see you again."

by Anonymousreply 611/19/2012

He probably won't remember you from the gym unless you present your hole, OP.

by Anonymousreply 711/19/2012

OP, were you the nun in blackface taking all cummers?

by Anonymousreply 811/19/2012

If he is super hot and his wife is a fat repulsive frau, then it's not cheating.

by Anonymousreply 911/19/2012

Why would you have sex with your cousin? Just curious.

by Anonymousreply 1011/19/2012

[quote]Why would you have sex with your cousin? Just curious.

Why? For the beautiful butt babies, of course.

by Anonymousreply 1111/19/2012

Is this an Italian family?


by Anonymousreply 1211/19/2012

I fucked my first cousin in a bath house once. He was on his stomach, ass up, head in pillow. I did not know it was him. I did not even know he was bi. I saw him later in the bathouse but he did not see me and I was terrified he would. I saw him use his key to go into the room where it happened. I got out of there fast and to this day he does not know.

He is married with 2 kids and travels a lot.

by Anonymousreply 1311/19/2012

You slept with your cousin? Do you reside below the Mason-Dixon line?

by Anonymousreply 1411/19/2012

Keep quiet, because in the future, if he is exposed, you'll be grateful you kept your silence. And you'll consider yourself extremely lucky!

by Anonymousreply 1511/19/2012

[quote]Doesn't actually know that I had sex with him

You lost me.

by Anonymousreply 1611/19/2012

Another troll post. Ho-fucking-hum.

by Anonymousreply 1711/19/2012

If he did not know you were having sex with him why worry? Are you sure you actually had sex? It sounds like your meds need adjusted.

by Anonymousreply 1811/19/2012

maybe it's the cousin who needs his needs adjusted

by Anonymousreply 1911/19/2012

Again with the cousins. What's wrong with you people?

by Anonymousreply 2011/19/2012

It's been over an hour since OP posted. Either he is:

1- Logged of the site with the shame and the trauma, his keyboard wet with tears.

2- Off fingering his hole thinking about his cousin.

3- A tacky troll who can't have the good grace to post a crock of shit that is believable.

4- Taking an overdose for guilt of exploiting a blind relative.

by Anonymousreply 2111/19/2012

OP: Ah, there's fine peace of mind in pretending!

Couldn't you,

Couldn't I,

Couldn't we...?

by Anonymousreply 2211/19/2012
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