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Ann Romney is so bitter that every time she sees a lemmon she "blanks"


by G. Rayburnreply 4211/27/2012

It's commonly known as 'Etch-a-Sketch Syndrome'. It starts with Ann frantically turning the knobs on the limo radio and finding that every channel is severely trashing her husband's candidacy. Ann then furiously shakes her head in fits of denial, hoping to achieve the Blank Slate state.

by G. Rayburnreply 111/18/2012


by G. Rayburnreply 211/18/2012

has an abortion

by G. Rayburnreply 311/18/2012

"Upper frontals"

by G. Rayburnreply 411/18/2012

Wow, R1.

by G. Rayburnreply 511/18/2012

She makes lemon chicken which Willard hates. A bitter argument ensues

by G. Rayburnreply 611/18/2012


by G. Rayburnreply 711/18/2012

screams for the nanny.

by G. Rayburnreply 811/18/2012

Calls ICE on it.

by G. Rayburnreply 911/18/2012

Aren't Match Game questions supposed to set up a potentially funny answer? This one doesn't make sense. Why would the sight of a lemon provoke a particular response from an embittered person? In any case, lemons aren't bitter, they are sour which is not the same thing.

by G. Rayburnreply 1011/18/2012

They are non-white, which is certain to attract her ire, as well as suspicions about illegal foreign entry.

I think OP was thinking of bitchy replies, like, "she wants to suck it to relax her jaw" or somethign like that.

by G. Rayburnreply 1111/18/2012

....she squeezes Mitt's old shriveled balls until he squeals like a pig.

by G. Rayburnreply 1211/18/2012

...changes the channel to Fox News.

by G. Rayburnreply 1311/18/2012

Now I'm confused too.

by G. Rayburnreply 1411/18/2012

Is blanking out a symptom of MS or something? Her husband lost an election, but there hasn't been anything in the news about her acting like a stroke victim.

by G. Rayburnreply 1511/18/2012

R15=stroke victim. I feel sorry for OP, so many posters have no idea what was needed in this thread.

by G. Rayburnreply 1611/18/2012

She screams that Champagne Bubble Music is against the Latter-Day God's Great Plan and runs from the room.

"Lemmon" indeed.

by G. Rayburnreply 1711/18/2012

Really strange post. I don't understand what the op is trying to say at all.

by G. Rayburnreply 1811/18/2012

pisses lemonade

by G. Rayburnreply 1911/18/2012

I think it's some kind of clever play on "lemmon."

by G. Rayburnreply 2011/18/2012

wonders why there is no vodka around it.

by G. Rayburnreply 2111/18/2012

"thinks of Rene Zelwegger's scrunchy face"

by G. Rayburnreply 2211/18/2012

I googled "lemmon" and a bunch of results for Jack Lemmon came up. Maybe it's a joke about that.

by G. Rayburnreply 2311/19/2012

shrieks with rage and tries to squash herself under the car elevator.

by G. Rayburnreply 2411/19/2012

sucks on it?

by G. Rayburnreply 2511/19/2012

Is the OP just stupid or is there a pun in his post?

by G. Rayburnreply 2611/19/2012

"wants to correct its spelling".

by G. Rayburnreply 2711/19/2012

"eats out the nanny"

by G. Rayburnreply 2811/19/2012

Also confused.

However, does ANYONE like lemon chicken?

by G. Rayburnreply 2911/19/2012

What is sadder: that the OP is still making Ann Romney jokes two weeks after the election, that OP is making a Match Game joke in 2012, that OP does not understand that Match Game jokes are supposed to be funny, or that OP is unable to spell "lemon".

Really, what an absolute, absolute waste of carbon-based life.

by G. Rayburnreply 3011/19/2012

At Legal Seafood this weekend I squeezed lemon onto my entree.

by G. Rayburnreply 3111/19/2012

OP is a total asshole.

by G. Rayburnreply 3211/19/2012

Really, honestly, I am genuinely curious if the OP is a stroke victim.. Nothing about his post makes sense.

by G. Rayburnreply 3311/19/2012


by G. Rayburnreply 3411/19/2012

She sucks it, determined to alkalize her blood ph.

by G. Rayburnreply 3511/19/2012

Ann Romney deserves to suck rocks

by G. Rayburnreply 3611/19/2012

Leave my 'lemmon' out of this.

by G. Rayburnreply 3711/19/2012

[quote]Ann Romney is so bitter that every time she sees a lemmon

Oh dear....

by G. Rayburnreply 3811/19/2012

Agree with R20 except the word clever.

by G. Rayburnreply 3911/19/2012

R30, the hipster loser (I would say "looser" but the place is infested with know-nothings.) seems to think that we at the DL will some day get over Ann Romney, Cunt.

Of course lemon is lemon and this is not thread to watch, but at least get over yourself long enough to realize that that bitch is a permanent fixture in our Twat and Frau Gallery.

Sorry if your attention span is shorter than that bus you're on.

by G. Rayburnreply 4011/19/2012

Somebody really, really hates their mother.

by G. Rayburnreply 4111/19/2012

Every time she sees a lemon she whats?

by G. Rayburnreply 4211/27/2012
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