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I just saw Breaking Dawn 2

I laughed, I cried.

by Anonymousreply 1511/18/2012

What on earth for, OP?

We're supposed to be boycotting this stuff.

by Anonymousreply 111/18/2012

I laughed and I cried too

but that's because I'm bipolar

by Anonymousreply 211/18/2012

I was bored to tears and fell asleep. That was only at the preview.

by Anonymousreply 311/18/2012

Why is anybody on DL seeing this Mormon shitfest?

by Anonymousreply 411/18/2012

"I laughed, I cried"

But not at right moments...

by Anonymousreply 511/18/2012

You forgot, OP - are you Team Obama or Team Romney?

by Anonymousreply 611/18/2012

What happens with the closing credits? I heard they all take bows on screen like Patty McCormack in The Bad Seed.

by Anonymousreply 711/18/2012

What about the opening credits? I heard they copied Star Wars

by Anonymousreply 811/18/2012

The credits include every minor and major character throughout the entire series. And no, I didn't see the movie but I've read about how it ended.

Apparently audiences are booing when Kristen Stewart comes on screen.

by Anonymousreply 911/18/2012

Noone booed when she came on screen when I saw it. It was much better than expected. Like OP I laughed and cried. Go see it.

by Anonymousreply 1011/18/2012

"You named my daughter after the Loch Ness monster?!" -- Stewart was all over the place in that scene. It felt like a parody.

Overall, I liked it. The series is silly soap opera shit but it's entertaining in how ridiculous it is.

The CGI baby was hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 1111/18/2012

I don't get how people find this shit entertaining, even in a "so bad, it's good" way.

I've seen the first two and was bored silly. Nothing happens, the leads have no chemistry and for such heightened, melodramatic purple prose the actors underplay everything so much you think they are comatose.

It's not even camp. It's worse than the crap on the CW.

by Anonymousreply 1211/18/2012

Thank god it's over and no one ever has to hear about it again. It's soul killing.

by Anonymousreply 1311/18/2012

These movies are made for sexually stunted middle aged women going through an acute case of arrested development. Buy a vibrator, you'll enjoy it more.

by Anonymousreply 1411/18/2012

This book series was obviously written by a woman who has never experienced an orgasm...or at least one where another person was involved.

by Anonymousreply 1511/18/2012
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