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Scary crone

Has anyone on here ever been threaded by a crone or assaulted by one in their waking life? I just had one try to stare me down. Then she left. She walked past my line of vision and looked back and me and like pointed. She kind of curled her finger all witch like. I'm kinda freaked out. Wtf.

by Anonymousreply 3902/05/2013

Can you elaborate, op? Are you saying you saw some kind of scary ghost?

by Anonymousreply 111/17/2012

Translation: Grandma gave stinkeye when she caught me wearing her muumuu.

by Anonymousreply 211/17/2012

Did she whisper the word "thinner'?

by Anonymousreply 311/17/2012

Like this one, OP?

by Anonymousreply 411/17/2012

Fuck yeah. I work with a couple of really scary crones. They've actually caused several of my coworkers to quit or go into therapy.

by Anonymousreply 511/17/2012

I've been attacked a couple of times by women and I didn't know why. One was probably paranoid schizophrenic...the other time a young woman just came up and slapped me. Never knew why.

by Anonymousreply 611/17/2012

Why does she look so awful in that picture? It's weird.

by Anonymousreply 711/17/2012

Old women are either incredibly sweet or insufferable cunts, in my experience. No in between.

by Anonymousreply 811/17/2012

OP, Just cover your house mirrors before your next drinking bender.

by Anonymousreply 911/17/2012

R16 because the handbag MUST match the shoes.

by Anonymousreply 1011/17/2012

r1 it was just some old woman I saw in a mall. I was waiting for someone and she was standing near me and just started staring at me like she had it in for me. It made me really uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 1111/17/2012

I want a crone of my own.

by Anonymousreply 1211/17/2012

"Threaded"? Do you mean she did a bad job on your eyebrows?

by Anonymousreply 1311/17/2012

Most can't see or hear worth a shit and walking about probably hurts a little as well. You are all misinterpreting their gestures. Would it kill you to just smile and say hello?

by Anonymousreply 1411/17/2012

You rang, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1511/17/2012

I was in New Orleans for Mardi Gras, a few years before Katrina. This old bag walked past me, and for some reason I turned around. She was staring at me. She made some sort of sign with pinky and pointer and spit out "3 3 3". What the hell does that mean?! Does anyone know? It creeped me out for a few years, and it still does when I think about it.

by Anonymousreply 1611/17/2012

Obviously grading your top, bottom and foot ware choice R16.

by Anonymousreply 1711/17/2012

I'll get you, my pretty....!

by Anonymousreply 1811/17/2012

R17, well I was wearing one of those free Jagermeister T-shirts that used to come with purchase. And I found it in a dumpster.

Woooh, takes the edge off.

by Anonymousreply 1911/17/2012

Maybe these bags are just messing with us cause they know they're freaky looking?

by Anonymousreply 2011/17/2012


by Anonymousreply 2111/17/2012

I used to live in a Dominican neighborhood in Brooklyn and one time an older woman walked by me and said "You have bruja eyes." Of course, bruja means witch in Spanish. I do have green/hazel eyes with a very dark ring around them, so I just shrugged and kept walking.

by Anonymousreply 2211/17/2012

An old Chinese lady asked me where 4853 Bell was. We were standing in front of 4853 Bell and the numbers were plastered in a vertical row on a column on the porch. I pointed them out and she gave me a queer look and said, "Don't think you're so smart."

by Anonymousreply 2311/18/2012

I see this old corn riding around on the bus who talks to herself loudly in what I think is Chinese an laughs slot. She noticed me stating at her once and I think she started talking smack about me to herself and laughed.

by Anonymousreply 2411/18/2012

[quote] I see this old corn riding around on the bus who talks to herself loudly in what I think is Chinese an laughs slot.

That one is Carol Channing.

by Anonymousreply 2511/18/2012

croning bump

by Anonymousreply 2612/03/2012

I am a middle-aged woman and looking forward to being a crone.

I can't wait to plan the wardrobe, the make up and then walk around and scare twinky gays.

by Anonymousreply 2712/03/2012

I kinda like r27

by Anonymousreply 2812/03/2012

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by Anonymousreply 2912/03/2012

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by Anonymousreply 3012/04/2012

R30 = William Shatner.

by Anonymousreply 3112/04/2012

OP, did she hiss at you?

by Anonymousreply 3212/04/2012

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by Anonymousreply 3312/04/2012

I don't get why so many old men and women become such horrors in old age. I mean, you're old, ugly, dried up--why not be nice?

When I get old I'm going to be a real sweetie!

by Anonymousreply 3412/04/2012

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by Anonymousreply 3602/05/2013

No, OP. in the world most of us live in, elderly women are largely docile and sweet, even vulnerable. "Crones", "witches" and "mean old ladies" exist largely in your fertile, fetid imagination.

by Anonymousreply 3702/05/2013

Hahhaha! I love to fuck with the gay fellas!

by Anonymousreply 3802/05/2013

R4 - Jeez give us a little warning before you post something that frightening!!! almost choked on my granola over here.

by Anonymousreply 3902/05/2013
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