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Madonna Poses Nude For New Fragrance

Holy Photoshop, Batman!

by Anonymousreply 5111/19/2012

Is the fragrance named Gristle?

by Anonymousreply 111/16/2012

desperate-fail album,yuck fail tour,fail fragrance-so now the old look-at-me-i-am-naked trick retire

by Anonymousreply 211/16/2012

I don't care how Photoshopped that is...she looks fucking hot as hell. Very, very sexy.

by Anonymousreply 311/16/2012

Never expected this kind of crash and burn from her. Probably should have.

by Anonymousreply 411/16/2012

Everything Madonna does is perfect, she is perfect, that is not photoshop, that's how Madonna looks, all of her music is the most wonderful music ever created, she is fabulous, she loves the gays, she has done more for the gays than Harvey Milk, Anderson Cooper or Larry Kramer combined. Madonna is a goddess, Madonna, Madonna, Madge, only I can call her that, golden circle, I had a ticket, blah blah blah fucking blah...

by Anonymousreply 511/16/2012

Nice wig.

Hitchhiker pic from the Sex book. Recycled. Next.

by Anonymousreply 611/16/2012

Guess the first one wasn't selling so great.

by Anonymousreply 711/16/2012

She looks good here and a the bottle is a nice homage to her "Girly Show" period.

by Anonymousreply 811/16/2012

That's our mother. Sheesh, we're still teenagers. She's embarrassing us. And it's unnecessary and inappropriate. She has more money than we can ever spend in a lifetime. Stop it, mom, please.

by Anonymousreply 911/16/2012

Still obsessed with copying Marilyn Monroe poses I see. Will she ever find her own style? Who am I kidding lol I'm sure all her idiot stans will buy it though.

by Anonymousreply 1011/16/2012

[quote]She looks good here and a the bottle is a nice homage to her "Girly Show" period.

It's the same bottle that was used for her last perfume.

This isn't her. It's Photoshopped. Her body is basically a cartoon here.

by Anonymousreply 1111/16/2012

She really is desperate.

by Anonymousreply 1211/16/2012

"Scent of Desperation"

by Anonymousreply 1311/16/2012


by Anonymousreply 1411/16/2012

She sort of become like the Beggar Woman in Sweeney Todd....thinks people still want to poke her yet they are just repulsed...

by Anonymousreply 1511/16/2012

I heard there's a drop of her pussy juice in every bottle.

by Anonymousreply 1611/16/2012

R14 LOL love you

by Anonymousreply 1711/16/2012

You're welcome R17, and because it bears repeating...

by Anonymousreply 1811/16/2012

She looks fantastic.

by Anonymousreply 1911/16/2012

Madonna is GOD, bitches. Fall to your knees AND WORSHIP!

by Anonymousreply 2011/16/2012

It's just sad.

by Anonymousreply 2111/16/2012

There's no fool like an old fool.

by Anonymousreply 2211/16/2012

[quote]She looks fantastic.

Only it's not her, it's Photoshop.

by Anonymousreply 2311/16/2012

I say it's not Photoshop at all, just a photo of her from 20+ years ago!

by Anonymousreply 2411/16/2012

If there was truth in advertising they'd have skipped the photoshopping and called it Veinity.

by Anonymousreply 2511/16/2012

You're just jealous that you're not Madge.

by Anonymousreply 2611/17/2012

It's not that it's Photoshopped. It's that it's a picture of her when she was much younger.

Basically, Madonna has turned into one of those annoying trolls from Grindr who uses a pic of herself from DECADES ago to trick you.

I say this as a devoted fan, btw.

by Anonymousreply 2711/17/2012

I'd rather see Brad Pitt nude for Chanel. And he can read any poem or haiku he wants.

by Anonymousreply 2811/17/2012

I call bullshit, r16. Her pussy is all dried up.

by Anonymousreply 2911/17/2012

She is now Mae West in Sextette.

by Anonymousreply 3011/17/2012

I think, for her age, she looks, like a million bucks! Good fer her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 3111/17/2012

Her face is definitely photoshopped as well. Her nose looks way too small in it.

by Anonymousreply 3211/17/2012

It's NOT an old photo. My spidey-sense told me it was new, and I found the videos to prove it whilst drunk on a Saturday night.

My findings: This photo was taken at the shoot of her commercial for the fragrance. She's wearing the exact same jewelry and the hair is the exact same.

I am submitting this video as evidence to prove that is a new photo.

Go to 0:51 to see the jewelry worn on her right hand. The ring see in the photo is the M ring as shown in the video.

Go to 1:07 to see that she is wearing the same earrings and jewelry.

Her hair is styled in exactly the same way if you look at each individual curl section.

It's a new photo!

by Anonymousreply 3311/17/2012

bitch needs to stop, seriously. and just WHO is buying the fragrance anyway? It's not 1980 something last time I checked.

by Anonymousreply 3411/19/2012

It`s not completely photoshopped,otherwise she wouldn`t (as always) hide her hands. P.S.Where`s the `STAY MAD` troll?

by Anonymousreply 3511/19/2012

Her face is clearly photoshopped though. Her nose isn't that small and her skin isn't that youthful looking lol

by Anonymousreply 3611/19/2012

I thought it was an old photo, too.

by Anonymousreply 3711/19/2012

Such a feminist, presenting herself honestly and unashamedly.

by Anonymousreply 3811/19/2012

I'd hit that. With a bat. Repeatedly.

by Anonymousreply 3911/19/2012

the first fragrance grossed $60 mil globally.

Enough trolls.

by Anonymousreply 4011/19/2012

Time to pack it in, Madge.

by Anonymousreply 4111/19/2012

Spritzing Truth Or Dare on my man pussy as I type.

Come and get me Latin America: I'm yours, yours, yours!

It's so hypnotic, la de da-de da...

by Anonymousreply 4211/19/2012

Enjoy trying to look half your age for as long as you can madge. Tick tock tick tock.

by Anonymousreply 4311/19/2012

Why didn't they call it "Vadge"?

by Anonymousreply 4411/19/2012

I didn't expect to but I actually do like her perfume.

by Anonymousreply 4511/19/2012

Who is buying the perfume? Aren't all her fans gays? Are gays buying a woman's perfume?

by Anonymousreply 4611/19/2012

[quote]She looks fantastic.

You would too had you also been photoshopped within an inch of your life.

by Anonymousreply 4711/19/2012

Never before, more than I had to be!

Tonight... FEEL like a BITCH!

by Anonymousreply 4811/19/2012

" just WHO is buying the fragrance anyway?"

I'll give you three hints: He calls you and every other guy at the bar, "Girlfriend", he blows a whistle and/or plays with a fan while on the dancefloor, and he thinks being "fierce" is a positive personality trait.

by Anonymousreply 4911/19/2012

What a lot of jealousy on this thread. Textbook, practically. And I'm someone who under normal circumstances is profoundly irritated by Madonna.

by Anonymousreply 5011/19/2012

[quote]What a lot of jealousy on this thread. Textbook, practically.

You post that on every Madonna thread. You always say anyone who dislikes her or snarks on her must be "jealous" on her. (The word you want is "envious," but no matter.) As if the only reason anyone could ever dislike her is because they envy her. As if anyone here wants to be a 50+ has-been pop star who is trying to be 22 and can't admit she has varicose veins and is past menopause, and who has had two disastrously failed marriages.

by Anonymousreply 5111/19/2012
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