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New York DA Has Porn Past

After initial denials, Cortland County DA Mark Suben revealed that he acted in porn in the 70's. Any video of this guy in action?

by Anonymousreply 1911/19/2012

There was an aide to John Lindsay in the 70s who produced and starred in "Sometime Sweet Susan" with the immortal Harry Reems.

by Anonymousreply 111/16/2012

So was does the DA's denkelacher look like?

by Anonymousreply 211/16/2012

He used the name Gus Thomas

by Anonymousreply 311/16/2012

You know you're old when you looked old 40 years ago.

by Anonymousreply 411/16/2012

He argues his cases with a Bow Chika Wow Wow soundtrack. Smooth!

by Anonymousreply 511/16/2012

How soon before this becomes a plotline on Law and Order: SVU?

The writers are probably already working on wisecracks for Richard Belzer

by Anonymousreply 611/16/2012

I hope he has the luck to have the majority of his cases come up before US Circuit Court justice Mike Branson.

by Anonymousreply 711/16/2012

Sure he does. Watch one of his films here: (ALERT! Hetero Porn)

by Anonymousreply 811/16/2012

R8 Yuck. A poor man's Harry Reems with a hairy back.

by Anonymousreply 911/16/2012

His vote-getting ability just went up among the dudes in the outer boroughs.

by Anonymousreply 1011/16/2012

R6, yeah, "doink doink" takes on a new meaning.

by Anonymousreply 1111/16/2012

Dang, why do guys age so badly? Booze?

by Anonymousreply 1211/18/2012

Damn, that's scary.

by Anonymousreply 1311/18/2012

What law school did he attend? St. John's or Cardozo? Another hairy lawyer! Yummy.

by Anonymousreply 1411/18/2012

I went to college near Cortland County, so I watched one of his features earlier today.

It doesn't get much more embarrassing for someone who clearly wanted to be taken seriously for a living.

by Anonymousreply 1511/18/2012

Does he have a big porn star dick?

by Anonymousreply 1611/19/2012

R16 Afraid to check out the linked video? I wish I had been. Cannot unsee.

by Anonymousreply 1711/19/2012

r8

by Anonymousreply 1811/19/2012

Dave Attel's new show has scads of old porn vids in their archives. He watched old 70s porn with Margaret Cho & Kathy Griffin et. al. Contact Dave Attel.

by Anonymousreply 1911/19/2012
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