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by A Tampa Socialitereply 4411/19/2012

How do you think you'll be murdered?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 111/15/2012

Do you use Tampa-x?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 211/15/2012

Yes, how can I meet a rich Florida man?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 311/15/2012

What's with the Lebanese - South Korean connection?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 411/15/2012

What's a stylish way to declare bankruptcy?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 511/15/2012

Old money vacations in Palm Beach or the Keys. New money in Miami Beach and Naples.

You are not a socialite because they don't have any REAL ones in Tampa or any section of Florida other than the above mentioned.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 611/15/2012

Old Money in Tampa means your stripper past was more than 5 years ago but less than 10.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 711/15/2012

Tampa, you're joking, dear?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 811/15/2012

What the hell are rich people doing in Tampa, anyway? If I were rich and in Tampa I would sure as hell clear the hell outta Tampa ASAP.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 911/15/2012

Do you run out of your home screaming and yelling when you see people outside during Gasparilla claiming that section of Bayshore Blvd. is inviolable?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 1011/15/2012

God as my witness, I thought it said, "Trampa Socialite."

by A Tampa Socialitereply 1111/15/2012

How do I get consular plates? Diplomatic immunity? Are sexual favors required, or just preferred?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 1211/15/2012

Is it tacky to ask important generals to write a letter of recommendation for your mentally unstable identical twin?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 1311/16/2012

Does General Allen have sizemeat?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 1411/16/2012

Your sister is the crazy one?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 1511/16/2012

If she is a consul that means she is in the pay of a foreign power and this is a really big scandal. Even if the "power" is some dump like Bermuda. I notice the news stories all dropped that particular aspect of the story like a hot potato.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 1611/17/2012

Some of you clearly don't get this thread. Sigh.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 1711/17/2012

R6, there's some old money in Naples, both residing and on vacation. I grew up there, old Naples family. But sadly, you're mostly right. Most of the old money arrived before 1980. Some of the new money people are nice, most are common.

Obviously.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 1811/17/2012

[quote]What the hell are rich people doing in Tampa, anyway? If I were rich and in Tampa I would sure as hell clear the hell outta Tampa ASAP.

It's for people who want to be big fish in a little pond. I'm sure the twins hoped to take Tampa first, then move on to DC. Their silly, teen girl photo poses would have been peppering every major Washington gala shots for years to come, had they had their way.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 1911/18/2012

Tell it to the piano man at Baxter's R17. And cue the violins.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 2011/18/2012

My advice is not to cock your heads at a 45 degree angle. Ever. You'll inevitably look like like a seeing eye dog whose lost his master.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 2111/18/2012

Some of our household staff have homes in Tampa

by A Tampa Socialitereply 2211/18/2012

Did you have sex with Ingrid Casares for blow?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 2311/18/2012

Did you really de-claw your cats?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 2411/18/2012

[quote]Did you really de-claw your cats?

No, just the help.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 2511/18/2012

How much did the surgeon shave off your nose?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 2611/18/2012

"Tampa socialite" is an oxymoron. (Which is not just an acne medication for idiots.)

by A Tampa Socialitereply 2711/18/2012

Tampa and socialite in the same sentence?

Oh dear.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 2811/18/2012

How many generals have you fucked?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 2911/18/2012

Is Disney Epcot or Animal Kingdom the favored weekend past time?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 3011/18/2012

Did Charlie Crist marry a Tampa socialite?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 3111/18/2012

How far is it to the Pee Wee Herman porno theater in Sarasota?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 3211/18/2012

Did you ever do blow with Sondra Prill?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 3311/18/2012

Tampa socialite actually means prostitute

by A Tampa Socialitereply 3411/18/2012

A Tampa socialite would not be welcome in Sarasota, where they have STANDARDS on account of having been headquarters for the circus. If that sounds ironic, it's not. Gypsies and carnies are above the level of the Tampa socialite.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 3511/18/2012

Do you summer in Barstow?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 3611/18/2012

I mean Bartow, oh dear.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 3711/18/2012

Speaking of Tampa -- does anyone recall the old murder case of the Tampa doctor whose secret was he liked to fly to New Orleans for homo thug sex.

I think he was an anesthesiologist.

Was murdered by some guys he picked up at a sketchy pool hall in New Orleans and they buried him in a garbage dump near the Ninth Ward.

I read a true crime book about the Tampa doc's case years ago but gave away the book.

Any Tampans remember the doctor's name?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 3811/18/2012

Mark Sheppard was murdered by John Candy Smith.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 3911/19/2012

Appreciate the info. Thanks R39

by A Tampa Socialitereply 4011/19/2012

I'll have you know Countess Helen is her decorator.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 4111/19/2012

Does the general have to unzip a drone to know where to explode his missile?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 4211/19/2012

How much do you charge for felching?

by A Tampa Socialitereply 4311/19/2012

re Dr. Mark Sheppard:

"Mark Sheppard, a millionaire anesthesiologist from St. Petersburg, Fla., went to New Orleans for a weekend jaunt in January 1978, as was his habit. But this time he disappeared, and Sheppard's mysterious case was assigned to police officer Dillmann. Sheppard's body was found a month later in an irrigation ditch outside New Orleans; the doctor, a closet homosexual, had allegedly been lured to his death by a black hustler, "Candy" Smith. After two trials that ended in hung juries, Smith was acquitted. …"

No doubt the latter day "Tampa socialite" and the good doctor would have attended a few of the same society functions were he still alive."

He donated fine art to many area museums.

by A Tampa Socialitereply 4411/19/2012
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