Shirtless photo Agent Humphries sent to Jill Kelley
Thursday, November 15, 2012
Shirtless FBI agent in Petraeus scandal: Photo was joke emailed to friends This photograph shows FBI Special Agent Frederick W. Humphries posing with target dummies following a SWAT practice. This is the "shirtless image" that has been alluded to in the investigation into emails that led to the resignation of CIA Director David Petraeus. Humphries sent the 2010 photograph to many people, including Tampa socialite Jill Kelley and a reporter at The Seattle Times.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/15/2012|
It's a clever photo, not salacious in the slightest. Odd that something so benign was the catalyst for bringing down the military industrial complex.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/15/2012|
He looks like a young Rick Scott. Kill it 'fore it multiplies!
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/15/2012|
Not my type at all, but a pretty decent body, even if he has no nipples. I expected it to be REALLY awful.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/15/2012|
Not as hot as Anthony Wiener.
DAMN that man has abs!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/15/2012|
I think we should call him Agent Hairless.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/15/2012|
Hang on. Which one of the three is he?
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/15/2012|
His abdomen and ribcage don't seem to belong to the same body.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/15/2012|
"Tampa Socialite" - Oxymoron if ever there was one.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/15/2012|
Sent as a joke, eh? The joke's on him.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/15/2012|
He's so obviously SUCKING IN his gut.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/15/2012|
The dummies look more real.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/15/2012|
[quote]His abdomen and ribcage don't seem to belong to the same body.
That's because he's sucking in his gut. This is still a vanity photo. It's still gross to send to someone unsolicited.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/15/2012|
This is a still from The Walking Dead right?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/15/2012|
It's definitely a flirty, aren't I hot photo, and SO vain the way he's sucking it in.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/15/2012|
[quote] It's a clever photo, not salacious in the slightest
No, I'm sure the fact that he is flashing his underwear and seriously has the waist of his pants pulled down is merely coincidental and not meant to be the least bit salacious.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/15/2012|
Damn, that's a whole lot of ugly.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/15/2012|
Kind of hot in a creepy way. I like it.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/15/2012|
Well, we can confirm that the photo certainly is not of a sexual nature.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/15/2012|
[quote]Not as hot as Anthony Wiener.
On what planet?
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/15/2012|
Yum. I'd take his raw loads in a heartbeat.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/15/2012|
As scandalous as this was supposed to be, I was expecting something totally different.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/15/2012|
One should always "suck in their gut" because it supports the torso. To let it all hang out is baaaaad for your back!
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/15/2012|
That's it? I'm so disappointed.
No pubes showing? no wicked come hither gaze? Just a guy that looks like the target dummies he's standing in between.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/15/2012|
Humphries looks like one of the guys from Fringe. Or engineered by aliens who thought male nipples were superfluous.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/15/2012|
[quote]No pubes showing? no wicked come hither gaze? Just a guy that looks like the target dummies he's standing in between.
Based on the overall level of manscaping I'm thinking he hasn't had a visible pube for years.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/15/2012|
He has the waist of his pants pulled so far down that it makes his upper legs appear deformed.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/15/2012|
Did he cover his nipples with makeup so they'd look more like the dummies' nipples?
Please tell me that's what happened.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/15/2012|
Oh, God, another old guy thinking he is attractive, sending a "good" photo to someone he hopes will be turned on. There is no "joke" here. He is an ordinary guy in good shape, not some stud.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/15/2012|
Take a hike, you old fart!
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/15/2012|
I cannot understand the shitstorm/media feeding frenzy this "scandal" has generated. Every single fucking time since the story broke that I've clicked on CNN they're frothing at the mouth over it. It's like Clinton's penis all over again.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/15/2012|