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Shirtless photo Agent Humphries sent to Jill Kelley

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Shirtless FBI agent in Petraeus scandal: Photo was joke emailed to friends This photograph shows FBI Special Agent Frederick W. Humphries posing with target dummies following a SWAT practice. This is the "shirtless image" that has been alluded to in the investigation into emails that led to the resignation of CIA Director David Petraeus. Humphries sent the 2010 photograph to many people, including Tampa socialite Jill Kelley and a reporter at The Seattle Times.

by Anonymousreply 3811/15/2012

It's a clever photo, not salacious in the slightest. Odd that something so benign was the catalyst for bringing down the military industrial complex.

by Anonymousreply 111/15/2012

He looks like a young Rick Scott. Kill it 'fore it multiplies!

by Anonymousreply 211/15/2012

Not my type at all, but a pretty decent body, even if he has no nipples. I expected it to be REALLY awful.

by Anonymousreply 311/15/2012

Not as hot as Anthony Wiener.

DAMN that man has abs!

by Anonymousreply 411/15/2012

He looks... aerodynamic.

by Anonymousreply 511/15/2012

He looks like a...dummy

by Anonymousreply 611/15/2012

I think we should call him Agent Hairless.

by Anonymousreply 711/15/2012

Hang on. Which one of the three is he?

by Anonymousreply 811/15/2012

What a whore!

by Anonymousreply 911/15/2012

Where are his nipples?

by Anonymousreply 1011/15/2012

I gagged.

by Anonymousreply 1111/15/2012

His abdomen and ribcage don't seem to belong to the same body.

by Anonymousreply 1211/15/2012

"Tampa Socialite" - Oxymoron if ever there was one.

by Anonymousreply 1311/15/2012

Sent as a joke, eh? The joke's on him.

by Anonymousreply 1411/15/2012

He's so obviously SUCKING IN his gut.

by Anonymousreply 1511/15/2012

The dummies look more real.

by Anonymousreply 1611/15/2012

[quote]His abdomen and ribcage don't seem to belong to the same body.

That's because he's sucking in his gut. This is still a vanity photo. It's still gross to send to someone unsolicited.

by Anonymousreply 1711/15/2012

This is a still from The Walking Dead right?

by Anonymousreply 1811/15/2012

It's definitely a flirty, aren't I hot photo, and SO vain the way he's sucking it in.

by Anonymousreply 1911/15/2012

[quote] It's a clever photo, not salacious in the slightest

No, I'm sure the fact that he is flashing his underwear and seriously has the waist of his pants pulled down is merely coincidental and not meant to be the least bit salacious.

by Anonymousreply 2011/15/2012

Damn, that's a whole lot of ugly.

by Anonymousreply 2111/15/2012

Kind of hot in a creepy way. I like it.

by Anonymousreply 2211/15/2012

His body is grotesque.

by Anonymousreply 2311/15/2012

Well, we can confirm that the photo certainly is not of a sexual nature.

by Anonymousreply 2411/15/2012

[quote]Not as hot as Anthony Wiener.

On what planet?

by Anonymousreply 2511/15/2012

Teabagger, meet karma.

by Anonymousreply 2611/15/2012

Yum. I'd take his raw loads in a heartbeat.

by Anonymousreply 2711/15/2012

As scandalous as this was supposed to be, I was expecting something totally different.

by Anonymousreply 2811/15/2012

One should always "suck in their gut" because it supports the torso. To let it all hang out is baaaaad for your back!

by Anonymousreply 2911/15/2012

That's it? I'm so disappointed.

No pubes showing? no wicked come hither gaze? Just a guy that looks like the target dummies he's standing in between.

by Anonymousreply 3011/15/2012

No nipples???

by Anonymousreply 3111/15/2012

Earth, R25.

Humphries looks like one of the guys from Fringe. Or engineered by aliens who thought male nipples were superfluous.

by Anonymousreply 3211/15/2012

[quote]No pubes showing? no wicked come hither gaze? Just a guy that looks like the target dummies he's standing in between.

Based on the overall level of manscaping I'm thinking he hasn't had a visible pube for years.

by Anonymousreply 3311/15/2012

He has the waist of his pants pulled so far down that it makes his upper legs appear deformed.

by Anonymousreply 3411/15/2012

Did he cover his nipples with makeup so they'd look more like the dummies' nipples?

Please tell me that's what happened.

by Anonymousreply 3511/15/2012

Oh, God, another old guy thinking he is attractive, sending a "good" photo to someone he hopes will be turned on. There is no "joke" here. He is an ordinary guy in good shape, not some stud.

by Anonymousreply 3611/15/2012


Take a hike, you old fart!

by Anonymousreply 3711/15/2012

I cannot understand the shitstorm/media feeding frenzy this "scandal" has generated. Every single fucking time since the story broke that I've clicked on CNN they're frothing at the mouth over it. It's like Clinton's penis all over again.

by Anonymousreply 3811/15/2012
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