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Who is Taylor Lautner trying to fool?

This is NOT a Caucasian.

by Anonymousreply 13211/19/2012

More importantly, what is Robert Pattinson on? Homegirl is feelin' NO pain.

by Anonymousreply 111/15/2012

Race is just a social construct. The real question should be "Is it human?"

by Anonymousreply 211/15/2012

Who cares? He's absolultely gorgeous and is growing out his lush chest hair. Mama wants some of that.

by Anonymousreply 311/15/2012

OP, exactly when did Taylor Lautner ever announce he was a Caucasian?

The premise of your question is by definition racist because Taylor Lautner has never announced, let alone tried to fool anyone, that he is a Caucasian. Why would he?

When is the last time you announced your ethnic makeup? People aren't generally in the habit of doing that.

(Leaving aside for a moment the fact that there is nothing remotely non-Caucasian about his appearance.)

by Anonymousreply 411/15/2012

Who gives a shit? He's borderline retarded and will be forgotten six months after the last Twilight disappears.

by Anonymousreply 511/15/2012

I see Google alerts has brought a Lautner fangirl here.

"I'm French, Dutch and German, and on my mother's side, she has some Potawatomi and Ottawa Indian in her."

by Anonymousreply 611/15/2012

OP, What heritage do you suspect Lautner comes from? He does have gorgeous but very, very dark brown eyes. I've known those with blond hair, blue eyes and fair skin, that are still part Native American.

by Anonymousreply 711/15/2012

Whatever he is, it's an interesting mix. Pattinson looks chavvier than ever in that pic, though.

by Anonymousreply 811/15/2012

There is a lot of fug in those pics.

by Anonymousreply 911/15/2012

I'm fairly certain Tay Tay isn't related to Marty Feldman...

by Anonymousreply 1011/15/2012

R7 I'd say he has to be at least half Amerindian. The hair is a big giveaway.

by Anonymousreply 1111/15/2012

He's definitely part pug-nose

by Anonymousreply 1211/15/2012

Didn't he and his father claim to be Mexican or something to get Taylor cast in Sharkboy and Lavagirl produced by the Rodriguez brothers?

by Anonymousreply 1311/15/2012

You would think that the handful of closet gay stars widely known to be gay and lying about it, wouldn't hang around with the others in the same boat.

Find some Republican redneck to hang out with and butch your rep up Princess! May I recommend Chuck Norris or Ted Nugent.

by Anonymousreply 1411/15/2012

What's with all the racist trolls today? Log Cabiners still drinking heavily since last Tuesday?

by Anonymousreply 1511/15/2012

OP = Tagg Romney

by Anonymousreply 1611/15/2012

[quote]"Is it human?"

Seriously. When it glares the teeth... I screamed.

by Anonymousreply 1711/15/2012

He looks as if he wears a wig. I can see strands of fly-away Korean plastic over his forehead.

by Anonymousreply 1811/15/2012

The whole butch appearance is so not working for him. That sprout of hair on his chin looks like something left from his Halloween costume as, guess what, a super gay werewolf.

He'd be perfect as dapper 'gentleman' thief or hustler with a heart of gold (but not much of a brain). I don't see the whole action movie career working for him.

by Anonymousreply 1911/15/2012

He is decidedly NOT gorgeous.

He looks like the Missing Link.

by Anonymousreply 2011/15/2012

He's looked hot in the past, but something's off in those photos. Maybe R19 is right.

And that Kristen Stewart is just hideous. We're supposed to believe those two would be fighting over that?

by Anonymousreply 2111/15/2012

I think it's a wig too r18. He's getting hotter though.

by Anonymousreply 2211/15/2012

Taylor a cute young man and deserves more respect than is likely to be found on DL. He's and actor and as such is whatever his audience perceives him to be. All of the sub grouping is stupid. People have various skin colors but there is only one race of humans or we couldn't breed with one another. Granted some people with dark skin are looked down upon, but those who hold those views are self identifiable as stupid people. Why would those of us on DL which has a high proportion of dark skinned members pick at this festering social wound? If any group on the internet should know better, it is us.

by Anonymousreply 2311/15/2012

He looks like the hot Navajo guy I used to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 2411/15/2012

damn! he really needs to do porn!!!

by Anonymousreply 2511/15/2012

I know I will be in the minority but he is NOT attractive in any way. Yes, he has a great body but I find his face to be kind of repulsive.

by Anonymousreply 2611/15/2012

He looks Native American to me.

by Anonymousreply 2711/15/2012

He's not attractive to me but he has improved. Rpatz by contrast is getting uglier by the day.

by Anonymousreply 2811/15/2012

he just looks unfortunate

by Anonymousreply 2911/15/2012

r25, He'd be the first who could get two dicks up his nostrils.

Taylor Lautner, the saviour of gay porn.

by Anonymousreply 3011/15/2012

Robert & Kristen look miserable, as usual.

by Anonymousreply 3111/15/2012

[quote]Race is just a social construct.

Says the white person.

by Anonymousreply 3211/15/2012

Pattinson is sprouting the HUGEST set of jowls.

by Anonymousreply 3311/15/2012

I don't care what race he is either (agree, it's an artificial construct) and don't care who he dates regardless of sex. I find both Pattison and Lautner very unattractive. The only Twilight guy I find attractive and very sexy is the vapid himbo Kellan Lutz.

by Anonymousreply 3411/15/2012

The photographer captured the extraordinary commaraderie among the cast in those pictures. Both the joy of a job well done and the melencholy that it's about to end is reflected in those expressive faces. They've been through a phenomenon not seen since the original Star Wars and it's forged a bond that will never be broken. Bella, Edward and Jacob you're part of silver screen immortality now.

by Anonymousreply 3511/15/2012

Alpaca or capybara?

by Anonymousreply 3611/15/2012

OMG R35. I nearly choked.

by Anonymousreply 3711/15/2012

I never followed twatlight but this is the first time I've ever purposely looked at a pic related to that mess and I gotta say Lautner is sexy

by Anonymousreply 3811/15/2012

[quote]"I'm French, Dutch and German, and on my mother's side, she has some Potawatomi and Ottawa Indian in her."

I actually believe the Indian part. That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw those pics in the OP. You can see the Indian parts actually.

by Anonymousreply 3911/15/2012

Compared to the 2 people he is standing next to, yes, R38

by Anonymousreply 4011/15/2012

It's amazing they picked these three to lead a multi-million franchise (and I know nobody knew he big it could get, but they had some inkling it might be a hit).

All three have the charisma of day old oatmeal, Lautner looks like a pig, Kristen Stewart - sullen, blank, Robert Pattinson just looks goofy - flat face, looks like he's getting some middle aged spread there.

Gross, all of them.

But at least Taylor looks like he showers.

Rpatz being cast as some kind of supposed Greek god will be the joke of this decade. What were they thinking?

by Anonymousreply 4111/15/2012

I'm guessing Taylor is adopted? Doesn't look like his French,German. I sure he's Latino and his older white parents adopted.

by Anonymousreply 4211/15/2012

I dont know, R42, but I do know that his parents are fundie Christians and that he comes from a conservative area of Michigan.

Probably one of the reasons he is afraid to come out.

by Anonymousreply 4311/15/2012

R35 wins the Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 4411/15/2012

R23, He is An actor, and cannot be used in place of an. This fucking drives me crazy !!!

by Anonymousreply 4511/15/2012

It's staggering how ugly Robert Pattinson is. Like some kind of troll.

by Anonymousreply 4611/15/2012

R43-That is telling right there. It's not impossible for him to have the mixture he claims. But given his features and skin tone. Did it just completely miss his parents? I saw his parents and they appear to be older and Caucasian. I think it's just "safe" for them to market with the French/Native/German combo. When his looks appear to be possibly Native American/Latino.

by Anonymousreply 4711/15/2012

Me love you wong time

by Anonymousreply 4811/15/2012

Taylor is the most good-looking man on this planet, everyone knows that.

by Anonymousreply 4911/15/2012

He could at least try to butch up his appearance if he wants to pass for straight? I'm gay, but I'm a butch jock acting type, so no one suspects that I like cock. It's actually a delicious situation to be in.

by Anonymousreply 5011/15/2012

At least he looks good with his clothes off.

Poor R Pat is just unfortunate.

by Anonymousreply 5111/15/2012

Who cares what the haters think? I want to lick his bubble butt and pierce his chocolate starfish with my moist and mobile tongue.

by Anonymousreply 5211/15/2012

I just noticed that Robert Pattinson's nose is almost completely sideways. Would it kill him to groom his eyebrows? He looks like an old hobo when he stands near Lautner.

by Anonymousreply 5311/15/2012

r35?! r35?!!!

I think Lautner looks hot in some of the pics with his face close-up. Fucking gorgeous lips.

It's Pattinson that I'm worried for: I thought he was beautiful, but, alas, I think I drank the marketing Kool-Aid since he looks like any bloke you'd see in a London bar. Maybe for 1 fuck.

The girl is gorgeous, but looking at her eyes, she is tired. Tired.

by Anonymousreply 5411/15/2012

Bitch please. Tay Tay is getting more dick than he can fit in his orifices. "Fooling" some tired queens is the last thing on his mind right about now.

by Anonymousreply 5511/15/2012

R55, I'm not sure about that. Taylor's parents are Christian fundies and he's probably afraid to have sex with a guy until he is a little older.

by Anonymousreply 5611/15/2012

Aw, I think Taylor looks good here. Stewart is her usual petulant mallrat self. Seriously, she's a dime a dozen. Scout any high school for a million mousy brunettes for big chins, you won't be disappointed.

Pattinson looks like he hit the wall. Literally.

by Anonymousreply 5711/15/2012

Pattinson can look terrible sometimes, but other times he can look incredibly good.

by Anonymousreply 5811/15/2012

Cruise-esque shorty with pug nose and close-set crossed eyes. Mm, hawt.

by Anonymousreply 5911/15/2012

[quote]Pattinson can look terrible sometimes, but other times he can look incredibly good.

Those times are few and VERY far between. He's aging terribly as his face becomes more flat and his nose more off centered.

At least Taylor has a good body and a nice smile.

by Anonymousreply 6011/15/2012

Pattinson is getting that paunchy, pasty, flabby thing a lot of Brits get as they inch towards 30.

by Anonymousreply 6111/15/2012

Don't give in to it, R Pat!!

by Anonymousreply 6211/15/2012

Yeah, I think that boy has more Indian blood than he knows/thinks. Amerindian guys are hot!

by Anonymousreply 6311/15/2012

This is the funniest thread ever! Man, the insults are flying fast and furiously.

Taylor absolutely looks like the mix he claims to be. Pure Native Americans are much darker than he is, so the European blood mixed with Native, to provide him with Native features and lighter skin tone. I see it all the time.

Look at Jon and Kate Gosselin. John is something like 1/4 Japanese, and he looks sort of European and fair. Kate is 100% European, but their kids look even more Asian than Jon does! And they're darker than he is, as well.

You never know about genetics.

That said, Taylor is maturing nicely. Love that he's sporting a hairy chest, compared to the primped and plucked 20-somethings nowdays.

[quote] I'm not sure about that. Taylor's parents are Christian fundies and he's probably afraid to have sex with a guy until he is a little older.

Taylor is the money maker in the family, and he doesn't even live with his parents anymore. He lives in LA.

He's 20 years old, and can do whatever he wants. Last I saw, he was hanging out with some of Hollywood's "Velvet Mafia," so he is probably no stranger to homosex. I can only imagine how much cock he's getting behind closed doors.

And jealous bitches though you may be, Taylor is still richer, younger, and hotter than probably 99.9% of you here. He is probably having more sex than you, and with better looking guys.

So keep hating. It's not like he gives two shits what you bitter bitches think about him.

by Anonymousreply 6411/15/2012

[quote]Love that he's sporting a hairy chest

Link please.

by Anonymousreply 6511/15/2012

TL is so sexy

by Anonymousreply 6611/15/2012

OP = "Fauxcahontas" Elizabeth Warren

by Anonymousreply 6711/15/2012

He's gay porn cute, but definitely not movie star cute.

by Anonymousreply 6811/15/2012

Ugly is not a race, OP.

by Anonymousreply 6911/15/2012

[quote]He's gay porn cute, but definitely not movie star cute.

Correct.

Movie star checklist (male)

1) Gay men and Straight women want to FUCK him . CHECK!

2) Straight men and Lesbians want to BE him. FAIL! They have ZERO interest in him.

by Anonymousreply 7011/15/2012

Both Rpatz and Taylor fail at that criteria, R70.

by Anonymousreply 7111/15/2012

R67 = Scott Brown

by Anonymousreply 7211/15/2012

R64, how are the lines outside the Loews Streets of Woodfield 20?

by Anonymousreply 7311/15/2012

[quote]I just noticed that Robert Pattinson's nose is almost completely sideways. Would it kill him to groom his eyebrows? He looks like an old hobo when he stands near Lautner.

by Anonymousreply 7411/15/2012

Guess who BlindGossip claims wants to be the next action star, or baring that option, a future romantic lead? Justin B. Personally I find Lautner more believable in either role.

by Anonymousreply 7511/15/2012

Like any Hollywood actor, his skin looks more orange than brown.

by Anonymousreply 7611/15/2012

You're just jealous of a hot ass.

by Anonymousreply 7711/15/2012

When is Taylor going to SHOW his ass? That is the question.

by Anonymousreply 7811/15/2012

in those photos tay tay looks AMAZING. Have to say Rpatz did not look good at all.

by Anonymousreply 7911/15/2012

Do you think he plays with his bubble butt when he's alone?

by Anonymousreply 8011/15/2012

It makes me sad to see Taylor with his freakish nose. He would be really pretty if he would just get the damn thing fixed. I don't know if he's holding on to it hoping that after he dies they'll put it the Mütter Museum or what, but whatever the reason he needs to use some of his earnings to take care of the problem.

by Anonymousreply 8111/15/2012

I thought Lautner was at his sexiest in 'The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl' but he didn't have any chest hair that I recall.

by Anonymousreply 8211/15/2012

cut or uncut? hairy hole?

by Anonymousreply 8311/15/2012

Almost certainly cut, being born in Michigan.

by Anonymousreply 8411/16/2012

He is not caucasian. He is Shark Boy.

by Anonymousreply 8511/16/2012

Oddly enough, I think Pattison actually looks best with the twilight make-up on.

by Anonymousreply 8611/16/2012

R81, actually the nose is what makes him so cute

by Anonymousreply 8711/16/2012

Lautner didn't show his ass in his last movie, and it didn't do very well.

He'll need to do so next time if he wants it to succeed.

by Anonymousreply 8811/16/2012

Taylor looks "special."

by Anonymousreply 8911/16/2012

They all look "special."

by Anonymousreply 9011/16/2012

At least Robert Pattinson was willing to do some nudity in one of his recent films.

The same can't be said for Taylor.

by Anonymousreply 9111/16/2012

The IMDb entry for Lautner's next film Tracers is not encouraging:

"Wanted by the mafia, a new York City bike messenger escapes into the world of parkour after meeting a beautiful stranger."

***Shudder***

by Anonymousreply 9211/16/2012

He grew up in the same town as me and his parents are caucasian, pretty nice people too. But I've never heard of him ever seriously dating a girl so I do think he may be gay. His parents are conservative/religious.

by Anonymousreply 9311/16/2012

Unless Taylor shows his ass, I will not be seeing it.

by Anonymousreply 9411/16/2012

I still think almost everybody in Twilight is gay.

by Anonymousreply 9511/16/2012

[quote] his parents are caucasian, pretty nice people too

Thank you!

by Anonymousreply 9611/16/2012

[quote]I've never heard of him ever seriously dating a girl so I do think he may be gay.

No kidding!

by Anonymousreply 9711/16/2012

From my flamingly gay perspective parents who give their kid a hard time for being gay aren't exactly nice people no matter how 'nice' they come off.

by Anonymousreply 9811/17/2012

Actually, he's the only one I hope has a career afterwards...

by Anonymousreply 9911/17/2012

r99, He was so bad in Abduction. And I write that as a fan of him, his nose, and his abs.

by Anonymousreply 10011/17/2012

Taylor has no chance at a career. Robert P is on track to become the next Hayden Christensen or Orlando Bloom.

Kristen Stewart will flame out faster than you can say Rupert Sanders.

by Anonymousreply 10111/17/2012

Pattinson is balding and Lautner's nose betrays his true heritage.

by Anonymousreply 10211/17/2012

"and Lautner's nose betrays his true heritage."

Porcine?

by Anonymousreply 10311/17/2012

[quote]Porcine?

Alpacine.

by Anonymousreply 10411/17/2012

A friend of mine never fucked him but tells me he is quite the little goer in the sack.

by Anonymousreply 10511/17/2012

How does he know that, R105?

by Anonymousreply 10611/17/2012

Is he out?

by Anonymousreply 10711/17/2012

Taylor looks pretty good here. Pattinson has the widest hips for a man. And he must have a micropeen since I don't think I've ever seen evidence of anything going on down there.

by Anonymousreply 10811/18/2012

Taylor would be hot....if not for that nose!,

by Anonymousreply 10911/18/2012

The nose gives him character. Without it he would look ... well, dime a dozen kind of pretty. If only he'd focus on becoming a better actor instead of some short lived teenage pussy wank material.

by Anonymousreply 11011/18/2012

Taylor would look boring and average without his nose. If he would try to change it, he would end up like Jennifer Grey.

by Anonymousreply 11111/18/2012

So instead of boring and average he just looks fugly with that nose instead.

by Anonymousreply 11211/18/2012

It's like when Mario Lopez got his nose done, it makes a big difference

by Anonymousreply 11311/18/2012

R108, didn't Pattinson imply last year that he has a bigger cock than Taylor?

by Anonymousreply 11411/18/2012

Taylor is a mix of mostly northern european and a bit of native american...he's not gorgeous but for me his body makes him hot enough for a 1 night stand. I don't like his voice though lol

Pattinson is gross and not hot at all

by Anonymousreply 11511/18/2012

Du have a pic of mario lopez pre nose job

by Anonymousreply 11611/18/2012

he's comes from the wentworth miller mega-mix gene pool.. except he is not a good looking as wentworth

by Anonymousreply 11711/18/2012

HE'S SOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUGLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Anonymousreply 11811/18/2012

He has a bigger career than Wentworth, though.

by Anonymousreply 11911/18/2012

He did date in HS he was into gothic chicks. Seriously.

by Anonymousreply 12011/18/2012

FUCK YEA! $141 million smackaroos! Eat that, haters!

by Anonymousreply 12111/18/2012

He's a beautiful man. Period.

by Anonymousreply 12211/18/2012

Mario Lopez b4 nose

by Anonymousreply 12311/18/2012

Is Mario Lopez still a Republican?

by Anonymousreply 12411/18/2012

Robert looks like he's taken some substances to help him get through the day.

by Anonymousreply 12511/18/2012

If you had to appear with Kristen Stewart in public after she'd humiliated you by 'cheating' on you in front of the world, wouldn't you want to be on drugs, R125?

by Anonymousreply 12611/18/2012

I've seen pix of his fat fat dad and his mother, both white. It's so weird, I think his mother has NA somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 12711/18/2012

R127, what's "NA", precious? What's "NA"?

by Anonymousreply 12811/18/2012

Whatever he is, he sure is smelling some DELISH cookies!

by Anonymousreply 12911/18/2012

He can fool right in my mouth.

by Anonymousreply 13011/18/2012

The pics at r57's link make the girl look like Big Bird with those scrawny legs and yellow dress.

by Anonymousreply 13111/19/2012

I never realized Taylor's neck is so long. It's sexy.

by Anonymousreply 13211/19/2012
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