It was the "urban" vote! ;-) ;-)
Let's Pretend We Lost An Election and We have to come up with excuses that don't involve us taking blame
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/16/2012|
My tanning salon's business sucks ass
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/14/2012|
The gays, except Lindsey Graham.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/14/2012|
"It was the solar flares. And do you know why they flare? Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but FLARING is very close to FLAMING."
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/14/2012|
All those sluts want free birth control, and abortions when they cry "rape"!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/14/2012|
"God smote the Sodomites, whores, and sons of Ham with a hurricane whirlwind. Unfortunately, the Lord's righteous wrath kept our Godly voters from the polls. But who are we to question God?"
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/14/2012|
They breed like animals, you know. And then they vote in large numbers.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/14/2012|
The elections over, OP, time to start taking responsibility. No more excuses. No more "its Bush's fault".
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/14/2012|
Just borrow from anything uttered by former U.S. Senator Evan Bayh (D-Indiana). That will fulfill OP's request for bullshit excuses.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/14/2012|
We lost because our opponents went out and voted against us.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/14/2012|
Obama already had 47% of the electorate, all the spongers. He only needed to convince a tiny fraction of the remainder.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/14/2012|
America has lost touch with her exceptionalism.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/14/2012|
You people didn't listen when I told you we'd given you all you need to know!
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/14/2012|
Voter fraud (over 200,000 votes fraudulent in one state alone!)
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/14/2012|
it was Bush's fault
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/14/2012|
The Russians! They're engineering our downfall. Think about it, how else could OBUMMER be such a PERFECT communist socialst muslim? Don't tell me they don't have muslims over there, I know because Bill Clinton killed a lot of them in the 90's.
He's taking away our Birthdays next, because those are illegal in Russia.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/14/2012|
Jesus is a Southern Baptist, and they hate Mormons.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/15/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/15/2012|
democrats are morons
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/15/2012|
"Let's just say that KFC and Taco Bell will figure prominently in the Republicans' plans for 2016."
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/15/2012|
The winner engaged in voter suppression by repeating unflattering truths about me.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/15/2012|
They are all jealous of me!!!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/15/2012|
[quote]The elections over, OP, time to start taking responsibility. No more excuses. No more "its Bush's fault".
by: DOW down 8% already
We'll never stop blaming Bush. Never.
The Dow will bounce back.
4,486 Americans who died in Iraq never will.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/16/2012|
Oh, R7, quit stomping your feet. No matter how many times you tap your Prada slippers, you're still a loser. Go suck republican ass and lick it clean as usual.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/16/2012|
Why the fuck did this country ever give suffrage to chicks, spics, and negroes and lower the voting age to 18 so kids could have a voice.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/16/2012|
That's what I'm talkin' bout r24!
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/16/2012|
forgot my link, doh!
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/16/2012|
The Lord is testing us!
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/16/2012|
Believe me, R7, I wish we could stop blaming Bush but the fact is, he fucked our country over so much, it's impossible to not have his name brought into the discussion. He certainly left a legacy, that's for sure. It just echos and echos and sadly will, for generations to come.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/16/2012|
multiple alien abductions - all with the obligatory anal probes.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/16/2012|
God had other plans for me.....(so said the girl who set next to me in 9th grade science after she lost the vote for class treasurer to the most popular boy in the school.)
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/16/2012|