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Let's Pretend We Lost An Election and We have to come up with excuses that don't involve us taking blame

It was the "urban" vote! ;-) ;-)

by Anonymousreply 3011/16/2012

My tanning salon's business sucks ass

by Anonymousreply 111/14/2012

The gays, except Lindsey Graham.

by Anonymousreply 211/14/2012

"It was the solar flares. And do you know why they flare? Well, I wasn't going to say anything, but FLARING is very close to FLAMING."

by Anonymousreply 311/14/2012

All those sluts want free birth control, and abortions when they cry "rape"!

by Anonymousreply 411/14/2012

"God smote the Sodomites, whores, and sons of Ham with a hurricane whirlwind. Unfortunately, the Lord's righteous wrath kept our Godly voters from the polls. But who are we to question God?"

by Anonymousreply 511/14/2012

They breed like animals, you know. And then they vote in large numbers.

by Anonymousreply 611/14/2012

Just borrow from anything uttered by former U.S. Senator Evan Bayh (D-Indiana). That will fulfill OP's request for bullshit excuses.

by Anonymousreply 811/14/2012

We lost because our opponents went out and voted against us.

by Anonymousreply 911/14/2012

Obama already had 47% of the electorate, all the spongers. He only needed to convince a tiny fraction of the remainder.

by Anonymousreply 1011/14/2012

America has lost touch with her exceptionalism.

by Anonymousreply 1111/14/2012

You people didn't listen when I told you we'd given you all you need to know!

INGRATES!

by Anonymousreply 1211/14/2012

Voter fraud (over 200,000 votes fraudulent in one state alone!)

by Anonymousreply 1311/14/2012

The Russians! They're engineering our downfall. Think about it, how else could OBUMMER be such a PERFECT communist socialst muslim? Don't tell me they don't have muslims over there, I know because Bill Clinton killed a lot of them in the 90's.

He's taking away our Birthdays next, because those are illegal in Russia.

by Anonymousreply 1511/14/2012

Jesus is a Southern Baptist, and they hate Mormons.

by Anonymousreply 1611/15/2012

"PWESENTS!"

by Anonymousreply 1711/16/2012

"Let's just say that KFC and Taco Bell will figure prominently in the Republicans' plans for 2016."

by Anonymousreply 1911/16/2012

The winner engaged in voter suppression by repeating unflattering truths about me.

by Anonymousreply 2011/16/2012

They are all jealous of me!!!

by Anonymousreply 2111/16/2012

[quote]The elections over, OP, time to start taking responsibility. No more excuses. No more "its Bush's fault".

by: DOW down 8% already

We'll never stop blaming Bush. Never.

The Dow will bounce back.

4,486 Americans who died in Iraq never will.

by Anonymousreply 2211/16/2012

Oh, R7, quit stomping your feet. No matter how many times you tap your Prada slippers, you're still a loser. Go suck republican ass and lick it clean as usual.

by Anonymousreply 2311/16/2012

Why the fuck did this country ever give suffrage to chicks, spics, and negroes and lower the voting age to 18 so kids could have a voice.

by Anonymousreply 2411/16/2012

That's what I'm talkin' bout r24!

by Anonymousreply 2511/16/2012

forgot my link, doh!

by Anonymousreply 2611/16/2012

The Lord is testing us!

by Anonymousreply 2711/16/2012

Believe me, R7, I wish we could stop blaming Bush but the fact is, he fucked our country over so much, it's impossible to not have his name brought into the discussion. He certainly left a legacy, that's for sure. It just echos and echos and sadly will, for generations to come.

by Anonymousreply 2811/16/2012

multiple alien abductions - all with the obligatory anal probes.

by Anonymousreply 2911/16/2012

God had other plans for me.....(so said the girl who set next to me in 9th grade science after she lost the vote for class treasurer to the most popular boy in the school.)

by Anonymousreply 3011/16/2012
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