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Lets pretend we are the Black Female Judge In Every Movie!

I said ORDER!

by Anonymousreply 5111/16/2012

Council!!! Do NOT make me hold you IN COMTEMPT!!! This here is MY courtroom, Understood??

by Anonymousreply 111/14/2012

"Counselor, if you can't control your witness, you'll have to get her out of my courtroom."

by Anonymousreply 211/14/2012

*rolling my neck as I type*

by Anonymousreply 311/14/2012

I presume there is a POINT to all this, Counselor?

by Anonymousreply 411/14/2012

You have 30 minutes to get your witness on the stand or I call for a mistrial. Understand, White Boy?

by Anonymousreply 511/14/2012

"I'll allow it, but you are on incredibly THIN ICE with me, Counselor!!"

by Anonymousreply 611/14/2012

"No, you may NOT approach the bench."

by Anonymousreply 711/14/2012

My black pussy is in charge here

by Anonymousreply 811/14/2012

OVERRULED. Do you REALLY intend to keep wasting my time with this inane line of questioning?

by Anonymousreply 911/14/2012

Lol,R8! Pussy's always in charge. Have you ever heard of dick whipped? Nope.

by Anonymousreply 1011/14/2012

Bailiff ... clear the court room!

by Anonymousreply 1111/14/2012

lol. this thread has potential. black female udges are the new black maids in movies.

by Anonymousreply 1211/14/2012

"All right, Counselor, but make it quick. I've had just about enough of your client's FOOLISHNESS today."

by Anonymousreply 1311/14/2012

[quote]Council!!!

oh dear!

by Anonymousreply 1511/14/2012

"Counselor, please remind yo' client that I will no longer tolerate any more outburts! This is yo' last warning!!"

by Anonymousreply 1611/14/2012

If I had a dollar for every movie that portrays a youngish women as a elementary school teacher to show goodness, sweetness and chastity, I'd be rich

by Anonymousreply 1711/14/2012

r6 made me laugh out loud.

by Anonymousreply 1811/14/2012

[quote]Pussy's always in charge. Have you ever heard of dick whipped? Nope.

Speak for yourself, R8.

by Anonymousreply 1911/14/2012

[quote]lol. this thread has potential. black female udges are the new black maids in movies.

Progress. Sure, still stereotyped and pigeonholed, but as a professional, not a servant.

by Anonymousreply 2011/14/2012

"Dont let me have to come down from this bench!"

by Anonymousreply 2111/14/2012

Alfre Woodard was her typical amazing self in Primal Fear. She's a super actor.

by Anonymousreply 2211/14/2012

"Thank you, counselor, I am well aware of that point of law but you have failed to show how it pertains to your objection. Do you have anything further?"

by Anonymousreply 2311/14/2012

I work this hard because one day I plan to be the lead of the Supremes.

by Anonymousreply 2411/14/2012

Defense counsel? You in danger, girl.

by Anonymousreply 2511/14/2012

"I'll allow it, but you are on incredibly THIN ICE with me, Counselor!!"

I'd guess about 1 out of every 5 Law & Order (all of them) episodes has this line.

by Anonymousreply 2611/14/2012

Ooops I forgot to sign my post!

by Anonymousreply 2711/14/2012

Has Whoopi ever played a judge? It would be fun to have her say stuff like, "Counselor, you have NOT established that this was rape rape."

by Anonymousreply 2811/15/2012

She was a judge in Rocky and Bullwinkle.

by Anonymousreply 2911/15/2012

"In my chambers! NOW!"

*Slams gavel with righteous indignation*

by Anonymousreply 3011/15/2012

I'd love for there to be just once a black female judge who isn't a tough disciplinarian at all and who is incredibly lax.

"Oh, I'll allow that... who cares, anyhow? We all know what the outcome of this case will be, and I want to go home and watch TV as soon as possible."

by Anonymousreply 3111/15/2012

"The court is in recess until I'm done smoking this Newport."

by Anonymousreply 3211/15/2012

Some of these are funny others incredibly dim and racist.

by Anonymousreply 3311/15/2012

"Some of these are funny others incredibly dim and racist."

Much like Datalounge in general.

by Anonymousreply 3411/15/2012

*Sigh* All right. I'll allow it. Lord, I'm getting too old for this shit!

by Anonymousreply 3511/15/2012

Lets pretend to mock racist stereotypes in the movies when we're really being racist.

by Anonymousreply 3611/15/2012

In my chambers, NOW.

by Anonymousreply 3711/15/2012

The jury will disregard that last comment.

by Anonymousreply 3811/15/2012

OMG!

I fell out of my chair at this one:

" Odor in da coat!! Odor in da coat!! (bang dat gavel, gurl!) "

by Anonymousreply 3911/15/2012

You better have a point with this line of questioning, counsel.

by Anonymousreply 4011/15/2012

not sure if there is progress R20, if the stereotype is the angry black woman.

by Anonymousreply 4111/16/2012

R33 - Are you NEW?!

by Anonymousreply 4211/16/2012

I sincerely hope that we have one of these women nominated to the Supreme court.

by Anonymousreply 4311/16/2012

Hide yo kids!

by Anonymousreply 4411/16/2012

WW r32

by Anonymousreply 4511/16/2012

Not in my courtroom.

by Anonymousreply 4611/16/2012

What about the Black Male Detective, usually played by Morgan Freeman?

by Anonymousreply 4711/16/2012

Mmmmhhh.

by Anonymousreply 4811/16/2012

Pigmeat paved the way for them all.

by Anonymousreply 4911/16/2012

"Not another SYLLABLE - show the jury OUT!!!"

by Anonymousreply 5011/16/2012

[quote]I sincerely hope that we have one of these women nominated to the Supreme court.

Provided she's liberal...I don't want some Bible-thumping conservative.

by Anonymousreply 5111/16/2012
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