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Distraught Freeper Queen Killed Himself When Obama Won

No, seriously.

"KEY WEST, Fla. (AP) — A Key West resident who police say was distraught over the presidential election results and worried about his business has apparently killed himself.

Police say they found Henry Hamilton’s body in his bedroom Nov. 8, along with a living will with handwritten words “Do not revive! (expletive) Obama!” Two empty prescription empty pill bottles were in the dining room.

Hamilton’s partner Michael Cossey told Key West police he last saw Hamilton when they watched the election results together. According to the police report, Hamilton was upset and said, “If Barack gets re-elected, I’m not going to be around.”

Cossey says Hamilton was anxious about his tanning business. Police say Cossey found Hamilton’s body after returning home from a night of playing cards with friends.

Authorities do not suspect foul play."

by Anonymousreply 13312/05/2012

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 111/14/2012

How fortunate for the rest of us........

by Anonymousreply 211/14/2012

Good riddance. One less freeper fag Republican vote in 2016.

by Anonymousreply 311/14/2012

Check out the comments on that site. Wow!

by Anonymousreply 411/14/2012

Because Obama was totally going after the tanning businesses first...

by Anonymousreply 511/14/2012

Tan Mom could've kept him afloat for another 20 years.

by Anonymousreply 611/14/2012

[quote]Cossey says Hamilton was anxious about his tanning business

Oh, dear god.

by Anonymousreply 711/14/2012

I know, R7. The only thing that could have been even more cringe-worthy is if he owned a child pageant consulting business.

by Anonymousreply 811/14/2012

Keep 'em coming, folks!

More suicides of crazies, please!

by Anonymousreply 911/14/2012

Those comments... wow. All posted from a loony bin, I presume?

by Anonymousreply 1011/14/2012

Love this comment:

"Also missing from the story? The man operated a tanning business...in Key West, Florida.

Also left out: I understand it was actually his second venture; his first, a business that sold ice cubes to Eskimos, also, strangely, went belly up."

by Anonymousreply 1111/14/2012

One down...

by Anonymousreply 1211/14/2012

I think it is always a good idea to kill yourself over what may happen ..... NOT !!

by Anonymousreply 1311/14/2012

idiot.

by Anonymousreply 1411/14/2012

If you read the article carefully, he was found with an empty bottle of a medication prescribed for schizophrenia. It supports the theory that Freepers tend to be mentally ill.

by Anonymousreply 1511/14/2012

The MARY of the year goes to....

by Anonymousreply 1611/14/2012

So far I can count five deaths and one crtical injury resulting from election-induced hysteria amongst baggers/freepers.

The guy in Virginia who worked for a defense contractor (he had security clearance!) who killed his two teens and his wife before turning the gun on himself. He'd been reported to be despondent over the [italic]possible[/italic] Obama re-election.

Guy in AZ run over and critically injured by his pregnant wife for not having voting.

Tan queen.

by Anonymousreply 1711/14/2012

But Obamacare will make it much easier for people to treat the skin cancer his business will help along, so I don't know what the hell downturn he was expecting.

by Anonymousreply 1811/14/2012

Christ. What drama.

by Anonymousreply 1911/14/2012

[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 2011/14/2012

If only he'd waited a little while longer he could have had those two bottles of medication for FREE . . .

by Anonymousreply 2111/14/2012

Does this qualify for a Darwin Award?

by Anonymousreply 2211/14/2012

Oh, I don't believe this for a minute.

I'm sure it's tied into the whole Petraeus/Kelly/Broadwell scandal going on.

I bet Tan Queen had some connections and he was rubbed out to keep him quiet!

by Anonymousreply 2411/14/2012

Really, how many Obama supporters/voters would have offed themselves if Romney had won? I don't recall any news stories of suicides resulting from either of Dubya's elections.

by Anonymousreply 2511/14/2012

Henry Hamilton, 64.

Michael Cossey, 31.

"playing cards with friends..." ?

by Anonymousreply 2611/14/2012

First, Obama came for the tanning beds. And I did not speak up.

Then, he came for the Botox needles. And I was silent....

by Anonymousreply 2711/14/2012

[quote] If you read the article carefully, he was found with an empty bottle of a medication prescribed for schizophrenia.

I don't find mention of what medication he took.

by Anonymousreply 2811/14/2012

What a Drama Queen!

by Anonymousreply 2911/14/2012

R27, I love you.

by Anonymousreply 3011/14/2012

I have noticed the absence on DL of misshelenbedd since the election....

Hmmm.

by Anonymousreply 3111/14/2012

r27 WW - I almost choked on my peanut butter cracker reading that.

by Anonymousreply 3211/14/2012

TAN MARY!

by Anonymousreply 3311/14/2012

Misshelentanningbed

by Anonymousreply 3411/14/2012

Obama caused a gay suicide, goddam! He's got a long way to go before he catches up; we've caused thousands.

by Anonymousreply 3511/14/2012

[quote]Because Obama was totally going after the tanning businesses first...

Of course, he is. Don't you know that the "urban" voters who voted for Obama don't need a tan, so Obama is going to ensure that the tanning businesses are all killed off.

by Anonymousreply 3611/14/2012

I totally blame Fox News and the like for these over reactions to the election. They had the right so worked up in a lather over Obama winning, as if America would slide off the face of the planet. My mom, who watches that station non-stop cannot even talk about the election and is still depressed and scared of what's going to happen to this country.

by Anonymousreply 3711/14/2012

From Key News (via JoeMyGod):

[quote]A detective found three prescription bottles in the dining room: one empty bottle for 1 milligram Alprazolams, one empty bottle for 150 milligram Seroquels and another bottle for 50-milligram Seroquels that still had pills inside, reports say.

Seroquel is an antipsychotic, Alprazolam is used for anxiety disorders.

by Anonymousreply 3811/14/2012

I agree, R37. Although I really have to wonder what they think is going to happen. They're already had Obama as POTUS for four years and ZOMG-THE-END hasn't come; you'd think that would be reassuring to them. In fact, things have only improved since Obama took over for Bush.

by Anonymousreply 3911/14/2012

These drugs have apparently cured his psychosis and anxiety once and for all.

by Anonymousreply 4011/14/2012

Well, he's now in a place where Obama can't defile his tanning booths.

by Anonymousreply 4111/14/2012

If this is a trend, only 59,126,637 to go.

by Anonymousreply 4211/14/2012

He was his own death panel.

by Anonymousreply 4311/14/2012

well... one down...

by Anonymousreply 4411/14/2012

There's a whole buttload of pathologies at work here.

by Anonymousreply 4511/14/2012

Seriously? Wow.

Fox News KILLS!!!

by Anonymousreply 4611/14/2012

r25, I might have...

The past week has been hell for me. Layoffs at work, plus a really bizarre & scary personal situation that I won't go into here.

These two major life crises that I'm having right now -- on top of an Obama loss -- might have sent me over the edge.

by Anonymousreply 4711/14/2012

Hope you were and are joyful after the election, R47. Also, keep on truckin'. Hugs.

by Anonymousreply 4811/14/2012

Damn you, R32! Don't you care about my peanut allergies?!?

by Anonymousreply 4911/14/2012

Was he white? We need people that will still remember the gift of American acceptualism.

by Anonymousreply 5011/14/2012

A tanning business in Key West, Florida?

by Anonymousreply 5111/14/2012

Is your penis pale? Give it a tropical tan. At Mary! Mary! MARY! Tanning Salon.

by Anonymousreply 5211/14/2012

Right before the election I returned from a vacation in Turkey. Not one Turk had anything good to say about Romney. Not one!

by Anonymousreply 5311/14/2012

[quote]The MARY of the year goes to....

Just the year? This is fucking epic. This has to be the Maryest Mary who ever Maryed.

by Anonymousreply 5411/14/2012

What r26 said.

[quote]Authorities do not suspect foul play."

Because they can't be bothered.

by Anonymousreply 5511/14/2012

Only one? Well, I guess it's a start. Now if all the rest of the whining racists, sexists, homophobes, and xenophobes that make up the Republican Party would just off themselves.

by Anonymousreply 5611/14/2012

ObamaCare...wounds.

by Anonymousreply 5711/14/2012

He was running a tanning salon in Tampa, FL??? Christ this is just weeding out the stupid. Of course, with that fake tan Romney was sporting he might have figured he would be good for his business!

by Anonymousreply 5811/14/2012

People who have jobs in Florida pay for tanning sessions so they don't have to spend every weekend at the beach. I learned this from an alcoholic who cleaned sweat off the beds for vodka.

Apparently, there's a huge sober community in Del Ray.

by Anonymousreply 5911/14/2012

Seriously - Darwin and all that. If people are too stupid to understand how Obamacare works, or what it means to business owners, then people: a) don't deserve to own business and/or; b) live.

by Anonymousreply 6011/14/2012

There are a surprising amount of tanning places in Florida, I don't know how any of them stay in business.

by Anonymousreply 6111/14/2012

OMG, I'm claiming this as my official DL moniker!

by Anonymousreply 6211/14/2012

Life is not worth living without tax cuts you heartless bitches!!

by Anonymousreply 6311/14/2012

Edited out due to article length: "Hamilton reportedly took his last name in honor of his tanning salon's most coveted, regular customer, actor George Hamilton."

by Anonymousreply 6411/14/2012

I work and I work til I'm half-dead and I hear people syaing, "He's getting pale." And what do I get? OBAMA! Who cares as much about the beautiful tans I give the pale ones as he cares about ME! What's healthcare going to do to my business? ANSWER ME! I employ two twinks and an alcoholic Mommy Blogger and you treat me like some New York cupcake boutique? You tax. . .a three thousand dollar a week business! We'll see how many tanning salons you tax. TIMMY! Bring me the pills!

by Anonymousreply 6511/14/2012

It's better for your body to get a tan in a tanning bed -- and it keeps you from getting burned when you do go out in the sun.

You guys all live in the cold, cold north, don't you? I pity you.

by Anonymousreply 6611/14/2012

Goodbye to bad rubbish.

by Anonymousreply 6711/14/2012

AND this year's Darwin Award goes to. . . . . . .

by Anonymousreply 6811/14/2012

R65, that was HILARIOUS!

by Anonymousreply 6911/14/2012

I'm going to start a petition on the White House's website making this guy's actions mandatory for Freepers.

by Anonymousreply 7011/14/2012

[quote]It's better for your body to get a tan in a tanning bed -- and it keeps you from getting burned when you do go out in the sun.

you're a liar. The WORST burn I've ever suffered was at a tanning salon. never again. I get my vitamine D just fine without that crapola

by Anonymousreply 7111/14/2012

[quote] “Do not revive! (expletive) Obama!”

I'm sorrym that made me laugh.

by Anonymousreply 7211/14/2012

I just do not understand a queen who would vote for Romney. It's no different than a black man voting for Lester Maddox. INSANITY!!

by Anonymousreply 7311/14/2012

Go anywhere in the world r53 and you won't find a single person, conservatives included, who dont think that Romney wasn't scary as all get out. While crazy republicans scream with fury and/or kill themselves the rest of the world breathed a sigh of relief.

by Anonymousreply 7411/14/2012

I think it would be interesting for the family of the deceased to bring legal action against the news media outlets who convinced their loved one he needed to be so afraid/paranoid.

I mean, if a woman can sue McDonald's because hot coffee is hot . . .

by Anonymousreply 7511/15/2012

This is the funniest thread we've had in years. Brava, bitches!

by Anonymousreply 7611/15/2012

frighteningly funny

by Anonymousreply 7711/15/2012

another Key West drama queen

by Anonymousreply 7811/15/2012

Henry Hamilton, 64.

Michael Cossey, 31.

Undecideds, 5.

by Anonymousreply 7911/15/2012

R75, don't use the McDonald's coffee incident to discuss frivolous lawsuits.

The woman who was injured in that case was a passenger in a car that went through a McDonald's drive-through. She and the driver ordered a number of breakfast items which were handed into the car along with a couple of cups of coffee. The coffee cups were not served in a tray or other container that would have allowed them to be placed on the floor without falling over and spilling.

That particular McDonald's had received a series of written warnings from state health inspectors because their burners were set so high their coffee was too hot to be safely served to drive-through customers.

The customer was holding the coffee on the car seat between her legs because she had no other means of keeping it upright while she held the rest of the food. The lid popped off the coffee cup, and the scalding hot coffee poured from the cup onto the insides of her thighs.

The elderly customer was so severely burned she required a series of skin grafts. The medical testimony describing her burns and their treatment was overwhelming. Members of the jury said afterward they were very surprised at the extent of her injuries and the suffering she endured.

At trial, McDonald's was held liable because of the repeated warnings from the state health department that its coffee was too hot to be served in a drive-through setting and for not providing safe containers for its drive-through customers.

None of the facts in the case were frivolous. I had a small level of involvement in the case and believe me it wasn't a joke.

by Anonymousreply 8011/15/2012

Nothing in that post changes my mind that it was frivolous. Coffee is hot. Shit happens.

by Anonymousreply 8111/15/2012

Okay. Cars are sometimes driven by idiots. Shit happens. Don't sue if you get hit by a car.

by Anonymousreply 8211/15/2012

[quote] Okay. Cars are sometimes driven by idiots. Shit happens. Don't sue if you get hit by a car.

Really? Are you willing to let every bad driver off the hook?

by Anonymousreply 8311/15/2012

No, just applying R81's "logic." That logic would also apply to medical care and all kinds of other things that have the potential to cause harm.

I'm grateful to R81 for expanding my thinking.

by Anonymousreply 8411/15/2012

[quote]Really? Are you willing to let every bad driver off the hook?

really? are you going to let every restaurant that has been given numerous citations for serving scalding hot coffee off the hook?

by Anonymousreply 8511/15/2012

[quote]Nothing in that post changes my mind that it was frivolous.

Fortunately, your uninformed opinion means less than the jury who actually heard the facts in the case.

by Anonymousreply 8611/15/2012

never, r87. but i wouldn't shed a tear if say, scalia or limbag had a heart attack.

by Anonymousreply 8811/15/2012

[quote] Hamilton was upset and said, “If Barack gets re-elected, I’m not going to be around.”

This is starting to piss me off now. What is it with white people and their use of the President's first name? Every other President gets referred to by his last name, but President Obama is apparently just some "boy" (come on, you know that's what these bigots are thinking) that it's ok for them to call him by his first name. David Cameron also did this last week.

by Anonymousreply 8911/15/2012

Regarding why there are tanning salons in places like Florida. The operate with the premise that tanning under sun gets you skin cancer, but when you tan in a tanning salon you get a tan without the risk of getting skin cancer!

by Anonymousreply 9011/15/2012

R88, how about a road trip to go dancing on their graves.

by Anonymousreply 9111/15/2012

the new hate as you call it is more like simple awareness, r87.

the hate i leave to you and your feelings about president obama.

by Anonymousreply 9211/15/2012

[quote]David Cameron also did this last week.

Hard to know whether it's significant unless it happens on a regular basis. And unlike these other people, Cameron does actually know Obama personally and may have been asked to call him by his first name.

Joe Biden & Hillary refer to him as Barack quite often if I remember correctly.

by Anonymousreply 9311/15/2012

the more freeper deaths the better

by Anonymousreply 9411/15/2012

argh

by Anonymousreply 9511/15/2012

I don't see the connection between a tanning salon and Obama's election. Can anybody offer some theories?

by Anonymousreply 9611/15/2012

Self loathing in action. Its not just metaphysical anymore.

by Anonymousreply 9711/15/2012

The theory is the guy's a loon. Case closed.

by Anonymousreply 9811/15/2012

[quote]I wonder how many people here would kill a gay republican

Oh, MARY!

by Anonymousreply 9911/15/2012

R81, there is a harrowing documentary about that case. On top of the fact that it shows how clearly the woman should have her case, it is informative about how the law works in these types of situations. I was extremely skeptical about her and the case until I saw the documentary. It's unbelievable what happened to her and how she was treated.

The woman was SEVERELY injured. The amount of surgeries and the damage that occurred is shocking.

There's a reason she was awarded the damages she received. It was not a frivolous case in the slightest.

I suggest you watch it before leaping to judgment.

by Anonymousreply 10011/15/2012

r100 is 100% correct.

by Anonymousreply 10111/15/2012

As someone who is starting a small business I looked at the tax code as currently exists versus who would get elected.

I suspect the 15% rate will remain for investment income. That's just too big a target to take on for the President.

Now if Romney had gotten elected that would have dropped to nearly zero. So to me it's a win either way.

by Anonymousreply 10211/15/2012

I adore you, r79.

by Anonymousreply 10311/15/2012

A shallow Key West tanning salon queen. Good riddance.

by Anonymousreply 10411/15/2012

I don't doubt that she was severely injured because as I said, COFFEE IS FUCKING HOT. Just because someone sustains an accidental injury, even a severe one, does not mean it should be litigated.

by Anonymousreply 10511/15/2012

It should when it's due to willful negligence on the part of the defendant, r105.

by Anonymousreply 10611/15/2012

R93, it's a sign of disrespect but I bet people don't even realize they're doing it. For instance look at your own post. You said Joe Biden and Hillary. She's constantly called by her first name (or sometimes Mrs. Clinton). Not Secretary Clinton, not Senator Clinton.

by Anonymousreply 10711/15/2012

This thread make Suede blue.

by Anonymousreply 10811/15/2012

How old was the tanning salon owner?

by Anonymousreply 10911/15/2012

He was probably way past his shelf-life anyway, r109.

by Anonymousreply 11011/15/2012

r109, see my post at r25.

by Anonymousreply 11111/15/2012

r25 = r26

by Anonymousreply 11211/15/2012

SPF 15 Bump.

by Anonymousreply 11311/15/2012

[quote]Just because someone sustains an accidental injury, even a severe one, does not mean it should be litigated.

Try remembering that when someone accidentally drives his Hummer over the top of your Civic.

by Anonymousreply 11411/15/2012

Yeah...r81 wins Dipshit of the Week.

by Anonymousreply 11511/16/2012

Any other election casualties?

by Anonymousreply 11611/16/2012

Not as good as this one, r116.

by Anonymousreply 11711/16/2012

Actually no R89. People who are "in politics" habitually refer to famous people by their first names. My parents were politicians and I've been hearing it all my life.

Just be glad you don't know these people. Even when I was a kid it was clear that CRAZIES were all politically active and dedicated and that the nation hung by a thread manipulated by drooling halfwits.

by Anonymousreply 11911/16/2012

SickEvilFuck is a douchebag who needs an education and some brains

by Anonymousreply 12011/16/2012

[quote] it's a sign of disrespect but I bet people don't even realize they're doing it. For instance look at your own post. You said Joe Biden and Hillary. She's constantly called by her first name (or sometimes Mrs. Clinton). Not Secretary Clinton, not Senator Clinton.

Plus, if we're being technical, the "proper" way to refer to Mittens is Governor Romney, but of course we don't bother. Why would a freeper not only feel the same but go the extra mile? (e.g. constant refrains of Barack Hussein Obama)

Anyway, unless you're either a family member or a very senior cabinet member, you should ALWAYS say "the President" or "President Obama." You'll note that even House Minority Leader Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid always refer to him as such in public, even if they're likely on a first-name basis in private. (And I'm sure VP Biden and Sec. Clinton are, plus it's customary for former presidents to greet each other by first name.)

by Anonymousreply 12111/16/2012

Here's a photo from the Duval Square Tropical Tan. Mercy that's a big poster of an eagle!

by Anonymousreply 12211/17/2012

[quote]I don't doubt that she was severely injured because as I said, COFFEE IS FUCKING HOT. Just because someone sustains an accidental injury, even a severe one, does not mean it should be litigated.

Coffee is a beverage ment to come in contact with human skin (inside the mouth). It should not be so hot as to cause third degree burns. There are regulations covering this, and that McDonald's violated those regulations. So, yes, it should have been litigated.

by Anonymousreply 12311/17/2012

Why would you open a tanning salon in Florida. Can't you just go outside?

by Anonymousreply 12411/17/2012

[quote]JUST US AMERICANS as we have since we began

Home Skooling at werk agin.

by Anonymousreply 12711/17/2012

Too bad she didn't just turn the knob on high and close the tanning bed door!

Nice and crispy!

A whole new meaning to "Burning Man"

As Big Bird said to Romney after the election..."Whose unemployed NOW Bitch!"

by Anonymousreply 12811/20/2012

A tanning salon in that location?? Can't people just, I don't know, walk outside?

by Anonymousreply 12911/24/2012

Here's a photo from the Duval Square Tropical Tan. Mercy that's a big poster of an eagle!

That looks like the place I go to get my taxes done and my packages shipped out.

Hell I'd be suicidal too Gay with no decoration sense.

by Anonymousreply 13011/24/2012

R87 is a moron who is clearly projecting.

by Anonymousreply 13111/24/2012

How many distraught freeper queens are left?

by Anonymousreply 13212/04/2012

One less useless mouth to feed.

by Anonymousreply 13312/05/2012
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