Distraught Freeper Queen Killed Himself When Obama Won
"KEY WEST, Fla. (AP) — A Key West resident who police say was distraught over the presidential election results and worried about his business has apparently killed himself.
Police say they found Henry Hamilton’s body in his bedroom Nov. 8, along with a living will with handwritten words “Do not revive! (expletive) Obama!” Two empty prescription empty pill bottles were in the dining room.
Hamilton’s partner Michael Cossey told Key West police he last saw Hamilton when they watched the election results together. According to the police report, Hamilton was upset and said, “If Barack gets re-elected, I’m not going to be around.”
Cossey says Hamilton was anxious about his tanning business. Police say Cossey found Hamilton’s body after returning home from a night of playing cards with friends.
Authorities do not suspect foul play."
|by Anonymous||reply 133||12/05/2012|
How fortunate for the rest of us........
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/14/2012|
Good riddance. One less freeper fag Republican vote in 2016.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/14/2012|
Check out the comments on that site. Wow!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/14/2012|
Because Obama was totally going after the tanning businesses first...
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/14/2012|
Tan Mom could've kept him afloat for another 20 years.
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/14/2012|
[quote]Cossey says Hamilton was anxious about his tanning business
Oh, dear god.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/14/2012|
I know, R7. The only thing that could have been even more cringe-worthy is if he owned a child pageant consulting business.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/14/2012|
Keep 'em coming, folks!
More suicides of crazies, please!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/14/2012|
Those comments... wow. All posted from a loony bin, I presume?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/14/2012|
Love this comment:
"Also missing from the story? The man operated a tanning business...in Key West, Florida.
Also left out: I understand it was actually his second venture; his first, a business that sold ice cubes to Eskimos, also, strangely, went belly up."
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/14/2012|
I think it is always a good idea to kill yourself over what may happen ..... NOT !!
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/14/2012|
If you read the article carefully, he was found with an empty bottle of a medication prescribed for schizophrenia. It supports the theory that Freepers tend to be mentally ill.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/14/2012|
The MARY of the year goes to....
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/14/2012|
So far I can count five deaths and one crtical injury resulting from election-induced hysteria amongst baggers/freepers.
The guy in Virginia who worked for a defense contractor (he had security clearance!) who killed his two teens and his wife before turning the gun on himself. He'd been reported to be despondent over the [italic]possible[/italic] Obama re-election.
Guy in AZ run over and critically injured by his pregnant wife for not having voting.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/14/2012|
But Obamacare will make it much easier for people to treat the skin cancer his business will help along, so I don't know what the hell downturn he was expecting.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/14/2012|
[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/14/2012|
If only he'd waited a little while longer he could have had those two bottles of medication for FREE . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/14/2012|
Does this qualify for a Darwin Award?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/14/2012|
Oh, I don't believe this for a minute.
I'm sure it's tied into the whole Petraeus/Kelly/Broadwell scandal going on.
I bet Tan Queen had some connections and he was rubbed out to keep him quiet!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/14/2012|
Really, how many Obama supporters/voters would have offed themselves if Romney had won? I don't recall any news stories of suicides resulting from either of Dubya's elections.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/14/2012|
Henry Hamilton, 64.
Michael Cossey, 31.
"playing cards with friends..." ?
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/14/2012|
First, Obama came for the tanning beds. And I did not speak up.
Then, he came for the Botox needles. And I was silent....
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/14/2012|
[quote] If you read the article carefully, he was found with an empty bottle of a medication prescribed for schizophrenia.
I don't find mention of what medication he took.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/14/2012|
I have noticed the absence on DL of misshelenbedd since the election....
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/14/2012|
r27 WW - I almost choked on my peanut butter cracker reading that.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/14/2012|
Obama caused a gay suicide, goddam! He's got a long way to go before he catches up; we've caused thousands.
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/14/2012|
[quote]Because Obama was totally going after the tanning businesses first...
Of course, he is. Don't you know that the "urban" voters who voted for Obama don't need a tan, so Obama is going to ensure that the tanning businesses are all killed off.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/14/2012|
I totally blame Fox News and the like for these over reactions to the election. They had the right so worked up in a lather over Obama winning, as if America would slide off the face of the planet. My mom, who watches that station non-stop cannot even talk about the election and is still depressed and scared of what's going to happen to this country.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/14/2012|
From Key News (via JoeMyGod):
[quote]A detective found three prescription bottles in the dining room: one empty bottle for 1 milligram Alprazolams, one empty bottle for 150 milligram Seroquels and another bottle for 50-milligram Seroquels that still had pills inside, reports say.
Seroquel is an antipsychotic, Alprazolam is used for anxiety disorders.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/14/2012|
I agree, R37. Although I really have to wonder what they think is going to happen. They're already had Obama as POTUS for four years and ZOMG-THE-END hasn't come; you'd think that would be reassuring to them. In fact, things have only improved since Obama took over for Bush.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/14/2012|
These drugs have apparently cured his psychosis and anxiety once and for all.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/14/2012|
Well, he's now in a place where Obama can't defile his tanning booths.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||11/14/2012|
If this is a trend, only 59,126,637 to go.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||11/14/2012|
He was his own death panel.
|by Anonymous||reply 43||11/14/2012|
There's a whole buttload of pathologies at work here.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||11/14/2012|
r25, I might have...
The past week has been hell for me. Layoffs at work, plus a really bizarre & scary personal situation that I won't go into here.
These two major life crises that I'm having right now -- on top of an Obama loss -- might have sent me over the edge.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||11/14/2012|
Hope you were and are joyful after the election, R47. Also, keep on truckin'. Hugs.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/14/2012|
Damn you, R32! Don't you care about my peanut allergies?!?
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/14/2012|
Was he white? We need people that will still remember the gift of American acceptualism.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/14/2012|
A tanning business in Key West, Florida?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/14/2012|
Is your penis pale? Give it a tropical tan. At Mary! Mary! MARY! Tanning Salon.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/14/2012|
Right before the election I returned from a vacation in Turkey. Not one Turk had anything good to say about Romney. Not one!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/14/2012|
[quote]The MARY of the year goes to....
Just the year? This is fucking epic. This has to be the Maryest Mary who ever Maryed.
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/14/2012|
What r26 said.
[quote]Authorities do not suspect foul play."
Because they can't be bothered.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/14/2012|
Only one? Well, I guess it's a start. Now if all the rest of the whining racists, sexists, homophobes, and xenophobes that make up the Republican Party would just off themselves.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/14/2012|
He was running a tanning salon in Tampa, FL??? Christ this is just weeding out the stupid. Of course, with that fake tan Romney was sporting he might have figured he would be good for his business!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/14/2012|
People who have jobs in Florida pay for tanning sessions so they don't have to spend every weekend at the beach. I learned this from an alcoholic who cleaned sweat off the beds for vodka.
Apparently, there's a huge sober community in Del Ray.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/14/2012|
Seriously - Darwin and all that. If people are too stupid to understand how Obamacare works, or what it means to business owners, then people: a) don't deserve to own business and/or; b) live.
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/14/2012|
There are a surprising amount of tanning places in Florida, I don't know how any of them stay in business.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/14/2012|
OMG, I'm claiming this as my official DL moniker!
|by Anonymous||reply 62||11/14/2012|
Life is not worth living without tax cuts you heartless bitches!!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||11/14/2012|
Edited out due to article length: "Hamilton reportedly took his last name in honor of his tanning salon's most coveted, regular customer, actor George Hamilton."
|by Anonymous||reply 64||11/14/2012|
I work and I work til I'm half-dead and I hear people syaing, "He's getting pale." And what do I get? OBAMA! Who cares as much about the beautiful tans I give the pale ones as he cares about ME! What's healthcare going to do to my business? ANSWER ME! I employ two twinks and an alcoholic Mommy Blogger and you treat me like some New York cupcake boutique? You tax. . .a three thousand dollar a week business! We'll see how many tanning salons you tax. TIMMY! Bring me the pills!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/14/2012|
It's better for your body to get a tan in a tanning bed -- and it keeps you from getting burned when you do go out in the sun.
You guys all live in the cold, cold north, don't you? I pity you.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||11/14/2012|
AND this year's Darwin Award goes to. . . . . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 68||11/14/2012|
I'm going to start a petition on the White House's website making this guy's actions mandatory for Freepers.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||11/14/2012|
[quote]It's better for your body to get a tan in a tanning bed -- and it keeps you from getting burned when you do go out in the sun.
you're a liar. The WORST burn I've ever suffered was at a tanning salon. never again. I get my vitamine D just fine without that crapola
|by Anonymous||reply 71||11/14/2012|
[quote] “Do not revive! (expletive) Obama!”
I'm sorrym that made me laugh.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||11/14/2012|
I just do not understand a queen who would vote for Romney. It's no different than a black man voting for Lester Maddox. INSANITY!!
|by Anonymous||reply 73||11/14/2012|
Go anywhere in the world r53 and you won't find a single person, conservatives included, who dont think that Romney wasn't scary as all get out. While crazy republicans scream with fury and/or kill themselves the rest of the world breathed a sigh of relief.
|by Anonymous||reply 74||11/14/2012|
I think it would be interesting for the family of the deceased to bring legal action against the news media outlets who convinced their loved one he needed to be so afraid/paranoid.
I mean, if a woman can sue McDonald's because hot coffee is hot . . .
|by Anonymous||reply 75||11/14/2012|
This is the funniest thread we've had in years. Brava, bitches!
|by Anonymous||reply 76||11/14/2012|
another Key West drama queen
|by Anonymous||reply 78||11/14/2012|
R75, don't use the McDonald's coffee incident to discuss frivolous lawsuits.
The woman who was injured in that case was a passenger in a car that went through a McDonald's drive-through. She and the driver ordered a number of breakfast items which were handed into the car along with a couple of cups of coffee. The coffee cups were not served in a tray or other container that would have allowed them to be placed on the floor without falling over and spilling.
That particular McDonald's had received a series of written warnings from state health inspectors because their burners were set so high their coffee was too hot to be safely served to drive-through customers.
The customer was holding the coffee on the car seat between her legs because she had no other means of keeping it upright while she held the rest of the food. The lid popped off the coffee cup, and the scalding hot coffee poured from the cup onto the insides of her thighs.
The elderly customer was so severely burned she required a series of skin grafts. The medical testimony describing her burns and their treatment was overwhelming. Members of the jury said afterward they were very surprised at the extent of her injuries and the suffering she endured.
At trial, McDonald's was held liable because of the repeated warnings from the state health department that its coffee was too hot to be served in a drive-through setting and for not providing safe containers for its drive-through customers.
None of the facts in the case were frivolous. I had a small level of involvement in the case and believe me it wasn't a joke.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||11/14/2012|
Nothing in that post changes my mind that it was frivolous. Coffee is hot. Shit happens.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||11/14/2012|
Okay. Cars are sometimes driven by idiots. Shit happens. Don't sue if you get hit by a car.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||11/14/2012|
[quote] Okay. Cars are sometimes driven by idiots. Shit happens. Don't sue if you get hit by a car.
Really? Are you willing to let every bad driver off the hook?
|by Anonymous||reply 83||11/14/2012|
No, just applying R81's "logic." That logic would also apply to medical care and all kinds of other things that have the potential to cause harm.
I'm grateful to R81 for expanding my thinking.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||11/14/2012|
[quote]Really? Are you willing to let every bad driver off the hook?
really? are you going to let every restaurant that has been given numerous citations for serving scalding hot coffee off the hook?
|by Anonymous||reply 85||11/14/2012|
[quote]Nothing in that post changes my mind that it was frivolous.
Fortunately, your uninformed opinion means less than the jury who actually heard the facts in the case.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/14/2012|
I wonder how many people here would kill a gay republican (or anyone they disagree with politically for that matter,) if they could absolutely get away with it.
The "New Hate" is so intense that I suspect it's more than a few.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||11/14/2012|
never, r87. but i wouldn't shed a tear if say, scalia or limbag had a heart attack.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||11/14/2012|
[quote] Hamilton was upset and said, “If Barack gets re-elected, I’m not going to be around.”
This is starting to piss me off now. What is it with white people and their use of the President's first name? Every other President gets referred to by his last name, but President Obama is apparently just some "boy" (come on, you know that's what these bigots are thinking) that it's ok for them to call him by his first name. David Cameron also did this last week.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||11/14/2012|
Regarding why there are tanning salons in places like Florida. The operate with the premise that tanning under sun gets you skin cancer, but when you tan in a tanning salon you get a tan without the risk of getting skin cancer!
|by Anonymous||reply 90||11/14/2012|
R88, how about a road trip to go dancing on their graves.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||11/14/2012|
the new hate as you call it is more like simple awareness, r87.
the hate i leave to you and your feelings about president obama.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||11/15/2012|
[quote]David Cameron also did this last week.
Hard to know whether it's significant unless it happens on a regular basis. And unlike these other people, Cameron does actually know Obama personally and may have been asked to call him by his first name.
Joe Biden & Hillary refer to him as Barack quite often if I remember correctly.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||11/15/2012|
the more freeper deaths the better
|by Anonymous||reply 94||11/15/2012|
I don't see the connection between a tanning salon and Obama's election. Can anybody offer some theories?
|by Anonymous||reply 96||11/15/2012|
Self loathing in action. Its not just metaphysical anymore.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||11/15/2012|
The theory is the guy's a loon. Case closed.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||11/15/2012|
[quote]I wonder how many people here would kill a gay republican
|by Anonymous||reply 99||11/15/2012|
R81, there is a harrowing documentary about that case. On top of the fact that it shows how clearly the woman should have her case, it is informative about how the law works in these types of situations. I was extremely skeptical about her and the case until I saw the documentary. It's unbelievable what happened to her and how she was treated.
The woman was SEVERELY injured. The amount of surgeries and the damage that occurred is shocking.
There's a reason she was awarded the damages she received. It was not a frivolous case in the slightest.
I suggest you watch it before leaping to judgment.
|by Anonymous||reply 100||11/15/2012|
As someone who is starting a small business I looked at the tax code as currently exists versus who would get elected.
I suspect the 15% rate will remain for investment income. That's just too big a target to take on for the President.
Now if Romney had gotten elected that would have dropped to nearly zero. So to me it's a win either way.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||11/15/2012|
A shallow Key West tanning salon queen. Good riddance.
|by Anonymous||reply 104||11/15/2012|
I don't doubt that she was severely injured because as I said, COFFEE IS FUCKING HOT. Just because someone sustains an accidental injury, even a severe one, does not mean it should be litigated.
|by Anonymous||reply 105||11/15/2012|
It should when it's due to willful negligence on the part of the defendant, r105.
|by Anonymous||reply 106||11/15/2012|
R93, it's a sign of disrespect but I bet people don't even realize they're doing it. For instance look at your own post. You said Joe Biden and Hillary. She's constantly called by her first name (or sometimes Mrs. Clinton). Not Secretary Clinton, not Senator Clinton.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||11/15/2012|
This thread make Suede blue.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||11/15/2012|
How old was the tanning salon owner?
|by Anonymous||reply 109||11/15/2012|
He was probably way past his shelf-life anyway, r109.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||11/15/2012|
r109, see my post at r25.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||11/15/2012|
[quote]Just because someone sustains an accidental injury, even a severe one, does not mean it should be litigated.
Try remembering that when someone accidentally drives his Hummer over the top of your Civic.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||11/15/2012|
Yeah...r81 wins Dipshit of the Week.
|by Anonymous||reply 115||11/15/2012|
Any other election casualties?
|by Anonymous||reply 116||11/16/2012|
Not as good as this one, r116.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||11/16/2012|
r80 killed this thread. Or at least put it into a vegetative state.
Thanks a lot, Coffee Cooch Troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||11/16/2012|
Actually no R89. People who are "in politics" habitually refer to famous people by their first names. My parents were politicians and I've been hearing it all my life.
Just be glad you don't know these people. Even when I was a kid it was clear that CRAZIES were all politically active and dedicated and that the nation hung by a thread manipulated by drooling halfwits.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||11/16/2012|
SickEvilFuck is a douchebag who needs an education and some brains
|by Anonymous||reply 120||11/16/2012|
[quote] it's a sign of disrespect but I bet people don't even realize they're doing it. For instance look at your own post. You said Joe Biden and Hillary. She's constantly called by her first name (or sometimes Mrs. Clinton). Not Secretary Clinton, not Senator Clinton.
Plus, if we're being technical, the "proper" way to refer to Mittens is Governor Romney, but of course we don't bother. Why would a freeper not only feel the same but go the extra mile? (e.g. constant refrains of Barack Hussein Obama)
Anyway, unless you're either a family member or a very senior cabinet member, you should ALWAYS say "the President" or "President Obama." You'll note that even House Minority Leader Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid always refer to him as such in public, even if they're likely on a first-name basis in private. (And I'm sure VP Biden and Sec. Clinton are, plus it's customary for former presidents to greet each other by first name.)
|by Anonymous||reply 121||11/16/2012|
Here's a photo from the Duval Square Tropical Tan. Mercy that's a big poster of an eagle!
|by Anonymous||reply 122||11/16/2012|
[quote]I don't doubt that she was severely injured because as I said, COFFEE IS FUCKING HOT. Just because someone sustains an accidental injury, even a severe one, does not mean it should be litigated.
Coffee is a beverage ment to come in contact with human skin (inside the mouth). It should not be so hot as to cause third degree burns. There are regulations covering this, and that McDonald's violated those regulations. So, yes, it should have been litigated.
|by Anonymous||reply 123||11/16/2012|
Why would you open a tanning salon in Florida. Can't you just go outside?
|by Anonymous||reply 124||11/17/2012|
So typical an hysterical fudge packer would pull this.
Being gay makes you crazy!
|by Anonymous||reply 125||11/17/2012|
If you Vote for Obama, rest be assured, America will be blown away very soon off the map. Vote for Romney and he will increase our military funding and we will have the Safest Country in the World to live in for JUST US AMERICANS as we have since we began. ALso, we will still be the most feared Land as always. Just three more days to vote people. Think about it people. Romney & we live and stay t he Greatest, strongest, Worldwide most feared & Respected & Safe Country in the World. Obama the Muslim is taking away our military funding. He wants to sell to Russia and to the middle east. Selling our most advanced artilerary equipment that assures us our saftey. Take that away from us and we are a future enslaved, destoyed & conqured Country.
|by Anonymous||reply 126||11/17/2012|
[quote]JUST US AMERICANS as we have since we began
Home Skooling at werk agin.
|by Anonymous||reply 127||11/17/2012|
Too bad she didn't just turn the knob on high and close the tanning bed door!
Nice and crispy!
A whole new meaning to "Burning Man"
As Big Bird said to Romney after the election..."Whose unemployed NOW Bitch!"
|by Anonymous||reply 128||11/19/2012|
A tanning salon in that location?? Can't people just, I don't know, walk outside?
|by Anonymous||reply 129||11/24/2012|
Here's a photo from the Duval Square Tropical Tan. Mercy that's a big poster of an eagle!
That looks like the place I go to get my taxes done and my packages shipped out.
Hell I'd be suicidal too Gay with no decoration sense.
|by Anonymous||reply 130||11/24/2012|
R87 is a moron who is clearly projecting.
|by Anonymous||reply 131||11/24/2012|
How many distraught freeper queens are left?
|by Anonymous||reply 132||12/04/2012|
One less useless mouth to feed.
|by Anonymous||reply 133||12/05/2012|