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Kristen Stewart: I'm "Desperate" for a Job

What, there isn't a demand for a lip biting, sullen baby dyke with the acting skills of a piece of plank wood? I'm SHOCKED!

by Anonymousreply 911/15/2012

How many drug-addicted girl group bio-pics are left to make?

by Anonymousreply 111/14/2012

Talk show host! Dancing with the Stars! Rehab! All of the above!!!

by Anonymousreply 211/14/2012

Isn't she the highest paid female actress in Hollywood right now? Why didn't she start a production company and finance whatever she wants to do. I guess she'd rather whine about it and alienate people even more.

by Anonymousreply 311/14/2012

Perhaps a good acting coach could help, dear.

by Anonymousreply 411/14/2012

Maybe she means desperate for a real job.

by Anonymousreply 511/14/2012

Poor thing.

by Anonymousreply 611/14/2012

Hey, gays! Don't you just LOVE my Bob-Mackie styled-Cher-circa-1972-sequined-jumpsuit?

by Anonymousreply 711/14/2012

The Y.W.C.A. is looking for a back scrubber.

by Anonymousreply 811/15/2012

Call her agent and offer her a role. I'll lay 20-1 they tell you she's not looking.

by Anonymousreply 911/15/2012
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