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This is hilarious. WTF

best dining review ever.

by Anonymousreply 611/14/2012

No, the Olive Garden one is still better.

by Anonymousreply 111/13/2012


Good. I can't stand him.

by Anonymousreply 211/13/2012

I've never seen such a terrible review, OP. Wow.

Hey, did you try that blue drink, the one that glows like nuclear waste? The watermelon margarita? Any idea why it tastes like some combination of radiator fluid and formaldehyde?

Has anyone ever told you that your high-wattage passion for no-collar American food makes you television’s answer to Calvin Trillin, if Mr. Trillin bleached his hair, drove a Camaro and drank Boozy Creamsicles?

by Anonymousreply 311/13/2012

Christ, it sounds dreadful, but what does one expect in Times Square?

by Anonymousreply 411/13/2012

A different review mentioned, almost casually, that the "Rhode Island calamari" were unbreaded rings of squid served in a bread bowl.

My favorite line from the Wells review:

"SERVICE: The well-meaning staff seems to realize that this is not a real restaurant."

by Anonymousreply 511/14/2012

Guy Fieri is a total dick, so I enjoyed the NYT review immensely.

by Anonymousreply 611/14/2012
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