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Superman Physiology

We know that Superman gets his power from the sun. But, what about Superman's digestion? Is there Superman urine? Superman feces? Superman flatulence? Can Superman ejaculate? Would Superman's ejaculations blow Lois's head off?

by Anonymousreply 1312/30/2012

Are you questioning the superprostate?

by Anonymousreply 111/13/2012

[quote] Would Superman's ejaculations blow Lois's head off?


by Anonymousreply 211/13/2012

OP=physiology troll with the intent to fill DL with threads on physiology of every fictional creature ever.

by Anonymousreply 311/13/2012

Gteat. We get Buttman here going off on issues addressed and settled in a 1951 Action Comic.

Superman's body works like everyone else's, and his exquisite muscle control prevents damage to pussies, asses, and commode porcelain.

by Anonymousreply 411/13/2012

So Superman pees and takes dumps just like regular people?

by Anonymousreply 511/13/2012

Yes, R5, just like everyone else. Unless, of course, one happens to be employed by Danny Thomas.

by Anonymousreply 611/14/2012

There was a "real science" article once about Superman discuissing the effects of his actual strength in the real world including his sex life.

It was entitled, "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex."

by Anonymousreply 711/14/2012

Not only is Superman more powerful than a locomotive, unfortunately he is faster than a speeding bullet.

by Anonymousreply 812/30/2012

I like to think that Jimmy Olsen would have a better feel for Superman's ejaculations than Lois Lane.

by Anonymousreply 912/30/2012

R9, he would if it were Jack Larson, who was (and presumably still is) family.

by Anonymousreply 1012/30/2012

How does this topic relate to Henry Cavill's ass?

by Anonymousreply 1112/30/2012

How can people take this shit seriously.

by Anonymousreply 1212/30/2012

Can Superman take a shit, seriously?

by Anonymousreply 1312/30/2012
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