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Hoow Easy Is it to Get Pregnant?

It must be pretty easy. You always hear about all these unplanned pregnancies. Is it basically like a tiny drop of sperm will impregnate a fertile woman? It must be terrifying!

by Anonymousreply 1911/18/2012

The terrifying part is that the sperm is sacred and its wishes must be followed by the woman it has chosen.

by Anonymousreply 111/13/2012

Easy. Blow a big, ropey load into a fertile poon and bingo, one crotch dropping in about 9 months.

by Anonymousreply 211/13/2012

Thread started by an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 311/13/2012

It's pretty easy really. can get prefnant by drying off with someones cum rag, or bathing where someone jerked off.

by Anonymousreply 411/13/2012

Easy for some but not others.

by Anonymousreply 511/13/2012

My Mom got pregnant with me from a public toilet seat.

by Anonymousreply 611/13/2012

God's little joke is that the years when it's easiest to get pregnant are the years when you don't want to get pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 711/13/2012

I wouldn't suggest it as a means to get him back, Mrs. Petraeus.

by Anonymousreply 811/13/2012

My mom got pregnant with me while she was on the pill.

by Anonymousreply 911/13/2012

It is pretty terrifying. Yeah, if you're fertile, it only takes ONE sperm cell. And no birth control method is 100%. What makes it more confusing and perilous is that there's a remote possibility of getting pregnant at any point during the cycle, including during menstruation.

As for who gets pregnant and when, it often does seem like a matter of Murphy's Law.

by Anonymousreply 1011/13/2012

So true R7

by Anonymousreply 1111/13/2012

Not as easy as you think. Women are only fertile a few days out of the month.

by Anonymousreply 1211/13/2012

Actually is seems kind of hard lately....everyone seems to need IVF....the species is dying out!!!

by Anonymousreply 1311/13/2012

Good God, before I got married I had more children pulled out of me than a burning orphanage!

Good times.

by Anonymousreply 1411/13/2012

How do the babies in the womb get covered in blood when the mothers are having their period?

by Anonymousreply 1511/13/2012

Well, for one thing, you can't get pregnant if it's a legitmate rape because a woman's body has a way to detect rape and has magical powers to shut down...but only of course if it's a legitimate rape.

by Anonymousreply 1611/13/2012

But Todd, if a woman does get pregnant during rape, it's as God intended.

by Anonymousreply 1711/13/2012

R15, women's normal periods stop while they are pregnant. However some women do have some bleeding in the early stages of pregnancy. It's called breakthrough bleeding.

by Anonymousreply 1811/13/2012

r9 I have so mAny female friends who got pregnant while on the pill. But a few are morons and probably just forgot to take it.

by Anonymousreply 1911/18/2012
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