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A Gay Man who is Tired of San Francisco

Is tired of life.

Maybe even a bisexual.


by Anonymousreply 3211/14/2012

Tired of the dark ones; starved for the blond ones.

by Anonymousreply 111/12/2012

[quote] Maybe even a bisexual.

ho ho ho ha ha ha hee hee hee!

by Anonymousreply 211/12/2012

The city has great weather, a beautiful location, lots of beautiful people, engaged and intelligent politics. Just about the only real negative is a high cost of living, but that can't last forever....

by Anonymousreply 311/12/2012

Maybe even turn straight.

by Anonymousreply 411/12/2012

Even Armistead Maupin got tired of San Francisco.


by Anonymousreply 511/12/2012

Great weather?!?!?

by Anonymousreply 611/13/2012

R6, Really? REALLY???

by Anonymousreply 711/13/2012

The weather is horrid and the town is dull.

by Anonymousreply 811/13/2012

A gay man who tires of San Francisco is a gay man who tires of seeing fat naked bears everywhere.

by Anonymousreply 911/13/2012

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by Anonymousreply 1011/13/2012

R10 however unless you are right in center city public transit is awful. Busses run upon occasion, Bart only leaves the city and the trains come about twice an hour.

by Anonymousreply 1111/13/2012

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by Anonymousreply 1211/13/2012

Walking amongst hills also builds big meaty thighs which are very valuable in stand-up sex.

Why do fat naked bears bother you R9? Body shame issues?

Meanwhile, the views....

by Anonymousreply 1311/13/2012

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by Anonymousreply 1411/13/2012

Also, fresh air. Not polluted industrial air pre-breathed by hundreds of millions of fellow citizens. Air from the ocean.

by Anonymousreply 1511/13/2012

So you're more than halfway a bisexual, SEF?

by Anonymousreply 1611/13/2012

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by Anonymousreply 1711/13/2012

You're also very self-absorbed SEF.

We're talking about San Francisco, not your banal sexual predilections.

However, you provide a prime example why SF's gay scene is particularly boring: imagine R17, if you will:

Non-ironic beard/goatee? check.

2-7 tattoos? check.

Suspenders on the weekends, ironic bow tie on the F-line? check.

Hangs out at SoMa bars, bums American Spirits outside the Powerhouse? check.

Add the intentionally retro fixie bike, the Trader Joe's shopping bag, the Mission 4-way apartment, and you've got the quintessential pretentious homosexual of San Francisco.

by Anonymousreply 1811/13/2012

Aw, don't be sad and dejected, OP. Here's something that will snap you right out of your funk!

Just MARRY a straight man's girlfriend!

(See link!)

by Anonymousreply 1911/13/2012

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by Anonymousreply 2011/14/2012

Thanks, SEF. You've proven that you're also ugly on the inside, too!

You typed: "For me, it depends more on their seductive personality "

Which, in your case, means "claws included."

by Anonymousreply 2111/14/2012

While I like a good bitch fight as much as the next queen, I simply don't how R18 arrived at his diagnosis of SEF

by Anonymousreply 2211/14/2012

Actually, San Francisco is the perfect place to go if you're tired of life. I suggest hanging around the Tenderloin.

by Anonymousreply 2311/14/2012

"I prefer places where gays behave like CIVILIZED human beings."

So, by that, you mean anywhere you're not? Your vile rant pretty much insulted every kind of person, and a few extra species.

That stereotypical hipster description obviously hit a bit too close for you, eh, bitter nasty loser?

by Anonymousreply 2411/14/2012

"Body shame issues?"

Yeah, I'm ashamed of them. Keep your lard to yourselves, obese narcissists.

by Anonymousreply 2511/14/2012

This is such a Noe Valley catfight.

All the cool queers have moved to Buena Vista.

by Anonymousreply 2611/14/2012

Jason Russell?

by Anonymousreply 2711/14/2012

[quote]The city has great weather...


by Anonymousreply 2811/14/2012

San Francisco has two seasons

1) Cold and Rainy winters

2) Cold and Foggy summers

You'll need a sweater in July. And don't even THINK about going in the ocean without a wetsuit. Brrrrrrr.

by Anonymousreply 2911/14/2012

"Cold and Foggy summers."

Visited SFO in late July of 2011. When I left Philly, temperatures had been 90+ for three weeks in a row. Foolishly, I packed accordingly.

After freezing my ass off on arrival, I had to go shopping for a heavy jacket and long pants my first full day there.

by Anonymousreply 3011/14/2012

"Log Cabin filth"


But as to the subject matter, the average gay guy lives in SF less than 5 years. And, there is a reason why... but it ain't the weather.

by Anonymousreply 3111/14/2012


by Anonymousreply 3211/14/2012
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