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Oprah's new line of organic food and bathroom products

Several applications to trademark 'Oprah’s Organics,' for bath soaps, sunscreen, massage oils, hair products, as well as organic salad dressings, frozen vegetables, soups, beverages and snack dips, were filed late last month according to the U.S. Patent and Trademark Organization.

Applications for an 'Oprah’s Farm' trademark for a beverage and catering service, as well as 'Oprah’s Harvest' were also recently submitted - the addresses of which include the Wilshire Boulevard location of Ms Winfrey’s business and the Chicago offices of Winfrey’s Harpo Inc.

Bitch, please.

by Toni Breply 3411/13/2012

If she wants to sell organic foods, then she needs to lose 70lbs.

by Toni Breply 111/12/2012

Wow. Everyone wants to be Martha Stewart but without putting in all of the work...and Martha HAS done the work. She's never wasted a day of her life. Winfrey's weight issues reveal an inherent laziness of character. She's had her run in the sun. She jump started the careers of Phil and Oz. When will it all be enough for her? Why is she go greedy and refusing to let go and let us all move on?

by Toni Breply 211/12/2012

[quote] Why is she go greedy and refusing to let go and let us all move on?

Megalomania. Of course in Oprah's world, that's a jumbo sized portion of 'organic' Chinese noodles.

by Toni Breply 311/12/2012

R2, that's the funniest post I've seen in a long time.

by Toni Breply 411/12/2012

She wants to be Paul Newman - but I assume none of these profits are going to charity?

by Toni Breply 511/12/2012

R2, that's ridiculous. She built a huge empire and had a top daytime show for years. That's not laziness of character. I suspect if we spent time around you, we could find plenty of flaws.

by Toni Breply 611/12/2012

R6 = Sexually frustrated 50 something female typing from her keyboard sticky with the remnants of ice cream and sweet pickle juice, wearing a filthy nightgown wondering where it all went wrong.

by Toni Breply 711/12/2012

Those organic hair products better work miracles or black women will protest from coast to coast. OWN will be OVAH. She is taking a big risk on this.

by Toni Breply 811/12/2012

According to the article, the organic products will only be sold in Hawaii.

by Toni Breply 911/12/2012

I don't think it will work.

Don't you think she is just going to outsource another company (that already makes similar products) to make the products and just put her name on it?

by Toni Breply 1011/12/2012

Will she be competing with Josh and his hubby?

by Toni Breply 1111/12/2012

"Oprah's Farm" brand?

An unfortunate choice. Countdown to some disgruntled employee's expose of working "on The Plantation."

by Toni Breply 1211/12/2012

If Oprah wants organic bathroom products that's cool but if she is hawking healthy food it makes her look ridiculous since she has been unwilling to control her own weight.

R3 I don't konw why so many people think Martha is so fucking great. She rips off other people's recipes and her "authority" on all things home is a joke...someone just decided she has good taste and the public foolishly followed along.

by Toni Breply 1311/12/2012

This is a stretch. She's a media company, not products. I predict it will fail.

by Toni Breply 1411/12/2012

The people of Maui are already pissed at O for building some road which they'd wanted built for ages. Oprah built it in 2010...and made it private.

by Toni Breply 1511/12/2012

I think this is a fantastic idea.

by Toni Breply 1611/12/2012

It is strange that Oprah owns a "plantation", really.

Photos indicate it is quite a magnificent estate.

I'm on it.

Will I be allowed to include remark about portion sizes...welldone.

by Toni Breply 1711/12/2012

As Oprah hawks organic OWN Network drowns in red ink

Losses are to investors

Not Oprah

I've Got This Covered

Your Own M2

by Toni Breply 1811/12/2012

When does she debut Oprah's Sex Toys?

by Toni Breply 1911/12/2012


by Toni Breply 2011/12/2012

The world has moved on without you, O. Now please, just go. We don't want no 'mo.

by Toni Breply 2111/12/2012

Listen you motherfuckers, you WILL buy my organic produce, you will subscribe to Oprah magazine, and you will watch own. Is that clear?

by Toni Breply 2211/12/2012

I'd buy Oprah's products. Especially as gifts. They'll probably be high quality.

If Paul Newman, Patrick Dempsey, David Beckham, 50-cent etc can hock products, why are you upset if Oprah does it?

by Toni Breply 2311/12/2012

Oprah has become the poster child for "don't quit your day job"

by Toni Breply 2411/12/2012

Paul Newman gave every penny of profit to charity. Every penny.

by Toni Breply 2511/12/2012

R24, she's worth $2.7 billion

by Toni Breply 2611/12/2012

Hey Oprah, with all this organic food, is any of this new venture going to include bathroom air freshener?

by Toni Breply 2711/12/2012

but nobody cares about what she says and does like they used to isn't everything when you crave influence

by Toni Breply 2811/12/2012

Mmmm, organic deep fried double bacon cheeseburgers.

by Toni Breply 2911/12/2012

S-shaped Poops!!!!

by Toni Breply 3011/12/2012

Hi Oprah: I want to you and Margaret Shug Avery samples of our 100% All natural Cheesecakes Sugar Free With an Almond Crust. The company was founded by Alta Davis a wonderful African American now in her 80's over twenty years ago.

Goji Berries are her favorite!

Thank you.

B Kim Thomas

(916) 670-9894

by Toni Breply 3111/13/2012

"Organic" sunscreen? What a colossal fraud and a waste of money. I bet it has "anti-oxidants" too. Fraus are so fucking gullible.

by Toni Breply 3211/13/2012

W&W for R29

by Toni Breply 3311/13/2012
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