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So, I hooked up with this guy last night. He spent the night and was still asleep when I got up to take a shower. I came back into the bedroom to find him awake and praying the Anglican Rosary. He says he does it every morning.


by Anonymousreply 4211/14/2012

You are a magnet for Jesus freaks.

by Anonymousreply 111/11/2012

Don't delete, just PUNCH, PUNCH and PUNCH the moron again.

by Anonymousreply 211/11/2012

Obviously he has a lot of new sins to confess everyr morning.

by Anonymousreply 311/11/2012

So he's religious, OP. Not everyone who is is a freak (just most of them).

by Anonymousreply 411/11/2012

When I used to hook-up on line, I'd Google people's email addresses and phone numbers if I got them. It turns out, at least in my experience, a large number of the married or closeted guys were conservative. Thanks you, Facebook! I know it's not weird or shocking to you guys, but it was a bit of a revelation to me.

by Anonymousreply 511/11/2012

Don't let Him get any of your frozen turkey meatballs!

by Anonymousreply 611/11/2012

Next time you get together give him a rosary job.

by Anonymousreply 711/11/2012

He resorted to prayer in your bed because he found you to be a bit too 'holey' and he couldn't figure out another way to retrieve his lost rings from inside you.

by Anonymousreply 811/11/2012

When you asked where he went to school, did he respond with "the college of cardinals"?

by Anonymousreply 911/11/2012

Praying he didn't catch the herp.

by Anonymousreply 1011/11/2012

I LOVE Episcopals. They marry us in church where states allow.

I'd marry him...

by Anonymousreply 1111/11/2012

Keep giving him the high hard one. That's all you give a fuck about anyway.

by Anonymousreply 1211/11/2012

One time I googled the e-mail address of a potential date and the first hit was for a bestiality website (he had a profile there). Of course he lived and worked on Capitol Hill in DC!

by Anonymousreply 1311/11/2012

Maybe he was praying that he doesn't become another set of body parts in your fridge, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1411/11/2012

Uh, the seventies are over. Didn't you see Looking For Mr. Goodbar? Do you know what can happen when you pick up strangers and bring them home to fuck? You were lucky he was just saying the rosary and not playing with your strobe light while you took your last breaths and wheezed.

by Anonymousreply 1511/11/2012

Yeah, OP. The fact that he's apparently religious indicates he probably has issues with being gay. And men who have issues with being gay are prone (although not guaranteed) to lash out against sex partners due to feelings of shame and guilt. You really are lucky you just caught him praying instead of searching for something with which to harm you.

by Anonymousreply 1611/11/2012

He does not have issues with being gay. Admittedly, I thought it was odd, but not sinister. You people have issues.

by Anonymousreply 1711/13/2012

You sure they weren't your anal breads, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1811/13/2012

What's the difference between an Anglican rosary and a Catholic rosary?

by Anonymousreply 1911/13/2012

the guilt?

by Anonymousreply 2011/13/2012

For R19:

by Anonymousreply 2111/13/2012

I want a handjob from the guy holding the beads in the pic at that link.

by Anonymousreply 2211/13/2012

I know, R10 - how have a been tricking since I was 11 years-old, and I haven't caught the herp? I think it's like menses or fibromyalgia.

by Anonymousreply 2311/13/2012

I'm excited about anal breads....I love the chocolate

by Anonymousreply 2411/13/2012

Well, he wanted you to know. Sweet sister Maria a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 2511/13/2012

Those were anal beads, OP.

by Anonymousreply 2611/13/2012

Yes, weird. It's fine to hold religious beliefs as long as they don't conflict with your sexuality. It's weird to be so rigid and ritualistic that you can't control the expression of those beliefs in inappropriate settings or in ways that might make others uncomfortable.

by Anonymousreply 2711/13/2012

He should be letting sex and only sex center his mind, and his behavior is ermahgerd uncalled for.

Kidding. Praying the rosary is seriously no fucking big deal. Don't let other people read so much into it for you. Many people who don't worship anything still use religious mantras to make them feel connected to a "higher power" or whatever.

by Anonymousreply 2811/13/2012

R15 is 3,000 years old.

by Anonymousreply 2911/13/2012

I have no idea what pray the (Angican) rosary is. But if you have to be a member of a church, Episcopal are usually better than most others- particularly in the US.

by Anonymousreply 3011/13/2012

Is he gone? Change you locks

by Anonymousreply 3111/13/2012

Here is the prayer that OP's trick was muttering as he rocked back and forth:

"I should've killed myself when he put it in me. After the first time, before we were married, Ralph promised never again. He promised, and I believed him. But sin never dies. Sin never dies. At first, it was all right. We lived sinlessly. We slept in the same bed, but we never did it. And then, that night, I saw him looking down at me that way. We got down on our knees to pray for strength. I smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took me. He took me, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and I liked it. I liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me"

by Anonymousreply 3211/13/2012

You had sex with him -- for that matter, slept with him -- without knowing something so basic about him? Is HE the one with the problem?

by Anonymousreply 3311/13/2012

Better you found him talking to the Lord rather than going through your closet trying on your clothes!

by Anonymousreply 3411/13/2012

R19 R21 Catholics call them chaplets. Yes, we thought of it first. As usual.

by Anonymousreply 3511/13/2012

Lucky you didn't hook up with R35.

by Anonymousreply 3611/13/2012

I don't pray before, during, or after, R36,

I have been known to mention God, mercy & Jesus, with or without his middle name in a possessed sort of voice

by Anonymousreply 3711/13/2012

Was he top or bottom?



by Anonymousreply 3811/14/2012

Oh, yes, R35. Catholics are so progressive and forward-thinking! Because they invented a relic for OCD believers to count spells and incantations before another delusional cult did. So very 13th century! We're all so impressed. No wonder you're so proud.

by Anonymousreply 3911/14/2012

Not really r39

r35 r37 r31

For some reason, I'm drawn to this thread. Maybe it's like r1 said

Also Anglicans are called Episcopalians in the US and elsewhere. I remember from public schools being told Episcos have the highest percentage of wealth in the US

I guess all those spells and incantations aren't worth shit

by Anonymousreply 4011/14/2012

You in danger, girl.

by Anonymousreply 4111/14/2012

I stand by what I said after reading the nonsense in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 4211/14/2012
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