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Limbaugh leaving the country?

Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh said tonight that he will be spending the next four years "in exile" in Costa Rica.

The controversial provocateur says he cannot fathom living another four years in Obama's America and will be retreating to a private villa near the Costa Rican resort town of Puntarenas until 2016.

Probably won't when push comes to shove, but we can hope.

by Anonymousreply 2311/10/2012

Also: controlled substances are a lot easier to get there.

by Anonymousreply 111/10/2012

My condolences to the people of Costa Rica and the pharmacists of New York.

by Anonymousreply 211/10/2012

It's easier to get Oxycontin.

But, he's saying he'll return for Biden/Clinton?

by Anonymousreply 311/10/2012

Don't let the door hit you in the ass...well if you can still get through the door.

by Anonymousreply 411/10/2012

Someone here posted in one of the election-night threads that he's terminally ill. *crosses fingers*

by Anonymousreply 511/10/2012

We're pre-lubing in eager anticipation!

by Anonymousreply 611/10/2012

Will someone please explain to me, with all of these people complaining - WTF is different about his life now then the 8 years with a Bush administration? He may have to pay 3% more federal income taxes on wages (not capital gains) over 1 million next year - perhaps, but probably not - but other than that?

by Anonymousreply 711/10/2012

He made the same vow in 2010, when the Health Care Act was passed.

Maybe this time, he'll keep his promise.

by Anonymousreply 811/10/2012

I hope he gets malaria and dies.

by Anonymousreply 911/10/2012

We're horrified.

by Anonymousreply 1011/10/2012

Bye bitch.

Where is he going to get the 90 tablets of extra strength vicodin that he takes every day?

by Anonymousreply 1111/10/2012

The Currant is a satire site. Like The Onion.

Get with it, folks.

by Anonymousreply 1211/10/2012

he won't leave that huge paycheck

by Anonymousreply 1311/10/2012

We need to send messages of encouragement and appreciation for his well thought out decision. We should remind him he is a supersized "kaiser-roll" model to his remaining listeners. We should also suggest he go a step further and honor his Japanese listeners by committing hara-kiri. Other wise, he, Rush Limloudmouth, might be mistaken for just another old, obese, drug addicted slob.

I will shopping the oriental junk shops here in Long Beach in hopes to find a hara-kiri knife set to send along with my note. I will blunt the blade and dip it in some pain ehhancing liquid to add to his experience.

by Anonymousreply 1411/10/2012

Does he realize that Costa Rica has socialized medicine, no military and is a Hispanic country where Spanish is the official language.

by Anonymousreply 1511/10/2012

Oh okay this is a joke. Nevertheless, conservatives seem to be much more upset this time compared with '08 and I can't quite fathom why.

by Anonymousreply 1611/10/2012

He'll be up to his fat ass in dope and young boys. Costa Rica has plenty of both.

by Anonymousreply 1711/10/2012

Does this mean we've won the war against the Repugs?

by Anonymousreply 1811/10/2012

Ahh, excuse us, but we don't want that fat fuck blowhard Limbaugh.

by Anonymousreply 1911/10/2012

I wonder if he has a spare bedroom. I'm game.

by Anonymousreply 2011/10/2012

The guy loves money and attention too much to leave.

by Anonymousreply 2111/10/2012

Hopefully they like immigrants more than he does.

by Anonymousreply 2211/10/2012

Do these people ever say exactly what they are objecting to? How has Obama affected their lives?

by Anonymousreply 2311/10/2012
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