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David Arquette In Chains And A Loin Cloth

Wow. Who knew:

by Miareply 2211/11/2012

I've always thought he was hot...

by Miareply 111/09/2012

He always reminds me of the classic actors of the studio era. Nice to know he's in great shape!

by Miareply 211/09/2012

All the comments sound like they come from bitter ol' Courteney. *snicker*

by Miareply 311/09/2012

I wonder if his dick's as big as his sister Alexis'?

by Miareply 411/09/2012

You know he's hot in bed and will try anything. And anyone.

by Miareply 511/09/2012

He kinda reminds me of the guy who plays Sam Merlotte in True Blood.

by Miareply 611/09/2012

I've always thought he was attractive. Not gorgeous but appealing all the same. Nice bod here though.

by Miareply 711/09/2012

Is this a remake of Zardoz?

by Miareply 811/09/2012

David looks great in chains. Now he needs to lose the loin cloth.

by Miareply 911/09/2012

He's ODD.

by Miareply 1011/09/2012

Why don't any of the Arquette siblings look alike? Are some of them adopted? Do they have the same parents?

by Miareply 1111/09/2012

[quote]Do they have the same parents?

Hush! They haven't figured this out yet. Don't tell them.

by Miareply 1211/09/2012

Not bad for an older guy.

by Miareply 1311/09/2012

His groin looks like the loincloth was poorly dyed and smudged his thighs, OR he had Thai last night.

by Miareply 1411/10/2012

IS this the new thing for 40-something celebs. Wyclef Jean's 43rd birthday almost-naked pics revealed a better body, not that David's is bad.

by Miareply 1511/10/2012

He frequently showed off his body when he did DWTS.

Of course, he's no Maksim Schmerkovsky...

by Miareply 1611/10/2012

I wonder if all the male Arquettes have giant cocks,Alexis certainly (had) a big one.

by Miareply 1711/10/2012

He must have got those legs from doing DWTS?

by Miareply 1811/10/2012

The beard kills it for me.

by Miareply 1911/11/2012

At various times, he's been good looking - in between periods of blot and messiness- yet he very often manages to be sexy as fuck.

by Miareply 2011/11/2012

Sexiest as Deputy Dewey.

by Miareply 2111/11/2012

Except for the thighs (which are awesome), she's pretty meh.

by Miareply 2211/11/2012
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