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Rick Santorum says a 'homosexual cabal' stole the election

Of course, now it all makes sense.

by Anonymousreply 4911/10/2012

He's Sarah Palin with a dick!

by Anonymousreply 111/08/2012

I've seen reports that the "gay vote" went between 77% and 90% for Obama.

by Anonymousreply 211/08/2012

R1, I'm not so sure he has a dick...

by Anonymousreply 311/08/2012

Well when we aren't busy whipping hurricanes and other disasters, we have to do something.

Yes, we made sure that negro, Muslim, socialist Kenyan stayed in charge and we passed laws that encouraged sinful behavior including smoking dope and allowing us damned homos to marry each other.

It's all part of the gay agenda, Rick. You are on to us.

by Anonymousreply 411/08/2012

First the agenda, now the cabal--I really need to start attending the meetings, because I don't know about any of this.

by Anonymousreply 511/08/2012

Damn! He found out!

by Anonymousreply 611/08/2012

Did he name names in this nefarious gay cabal because if he didn't, he just sounds cray cray.

by Anonymousreply 711/08/2012

I heard Richard Simmons was their leader!

by Anonymousreply 811/08/2012

At last we're getting the credit we deserve.

by Anonymousreply 911/08/2012

Miss Gay Cabal doesn't even wake up in time to get to the polls. She takes tea at 8pm, gets dressed by 10 and is at the club by midnight.

by Anonymousreply 1011/08/2012

God, I wish we had as much power as these morons claim we do!

by Anonymousreply 1111/08/2012

Oh... should have read it first. It's a spoof.

by Anonymousreply 1211/08/2012

This isn't true, right? I mean I loathe Santorum but there's no video and there's nothing on CNN.

Am I late to this party?

by Anonymousreply 1311/08/2012

[quote]Oh... should have read it first. It's a spoof.

Don't blame yourself. With Santorum, what isn't possible?

by Anonymousreply 1411/08/2012

It didn't even cross my mind that this could be a spoof until someone pointed it out.

by Anonymousreply 1511/08/2012

This comment didn't give it away?

[quote]Or maybe they were just stuffing multiple big, long ballots deep inside each other's ballot-boxes

by Anonymousreply 1611/08/2012

Where can I join this cabal? What kind of perks has it?

by Anonymousreply 1711/08/2012

Yes, c'mon guys. Obviously this is satire. Santorum is an idiot but the comments in that article are too ridiculous even for him.

by Anonymousreply 1811/08/2012

The Daily Currant is satire, it isn't real news.

by Anonymousreply 1911/08/2012

Well, figures that an Opus Dei member throws that kind of political shade.

Remember: Anything a Republican accuses someone else of he is more than guilty of himself.

by Anonymousreply 2011/08/2012

I want to know the Cabal's dress code.

by Anonymousreply 2111/08/2012

We have a picture of a homosexual unplugging a voting machine! Exclusive right here on Fox!

by Anonymousreply 2211/08/2012

Seriously r11! And we would make the world a better place if we did.

by Anonymousreply 2311/08/2012

Which one of you bitches told him?! Can't you keep a goddamn secret?!

by Anonymousreply 2411/08/2012

Well, the best parodies are those close enough to the truth as to be hard to distinguish.

by Anonymousreply 2511/08/2012

And as usual, David Geffen's at the center of it all

by Anonymousreply 2611/08/2012

Rick Santorum was next in line for the Republican nomination. The reelection of Barack Obama and the victory of Democrats have derailed his candidacy in 2016. Republicans are not going to pick a social conservative who has a long distant political career. Expect Chris Cristie to vote to the front of the pack as of now.

by Anonymousreply 2711/08/2012

I dunno. I could see them shifting farther right. The moderate Republicans seem to find it beneath them to disown the freaks destroying that party.

by Anonymousreply 2811/08/2012

The Republican party will go where the money is and use the stupid masses and push their buttons to rile them up for their agenda.

by Anonymousreply 2911/08/2012

Is the Currant like the Onion?

Thanksgiving relish, anyone?

by Anonymousreply 3011/08/2012

"Expect Chris Cristie to vote to the front of the pack as of now."

He couldn't get to the front of the pack with a lb of bacon dangling in front of him

by Anonymousreply 3111/08/2012

Marco Rubio's taking his first trip to... wait for it... IOWA! He's going next week.

If he's serious he's going to have to do something about that hair.

At the link it says Rubio turned down heading up the National Republican Senatorial Campaign Committee. I don't blame him for turning down McConnell's offer but I wonder why McConnell wanted him to have it.

by Anonymousreply 3211/08/2012

First I'd like to backhand/bitchslap him across his big mouth then take my leather paddle, the one with all the little holes in it, and use it "liberally" on his ass....

by Anonymousreply 3311/09/2012

[quote]If he's serious he's going to have to do something about that hair.

He's gonna turn up at some gay bath houses SOMEWHERE! I just know it.

by Anonymousreply 3411/09/2012

That's not all we stole, Rick. (Those are not hemorrhoids.)

by Anonymousreply 3511/09/2012

[quote]God, I wish we had as much power as these morons claim we do!

We do. It's called Equal Justice Under Law. It can be slow-acting, but itsworks every time.

by Anonymousreply 3611/09/2012

Does he pronounce it "Kay-Ball."

by Anonymousreply 3711/09/2012

The reason this spoof works well with Santorum is that he's never met with the media that he hasn't brought up gays. Homosexuality is on his mind all the time.

by Anonymousreply 3811/09/2012

I was thinking about changing my name. How about "cabal"? First or last name, let me know?

by Anonymousreply 3911/09/2012

It's a scientific fact that Jesus hates gays. He also hates crayons, and people who drink some of their parents vodka then water it down to keep the volume. It's scientifically true. There is an equation for that. Oh, and he hates bees. Bees bother him.

by Anonymousreply 4011/10/2012

How's he going to feed that brood with dwindling finances?

Weird how he married a woman who looks like himself in drag.

by Anonymousreply 4111/10/2012

I want a Homosexual Cabal sweatshirt. Anyone producing them? I like a real nice one that looks like a college sweat.

by Anonymousreply 4211/10/2012

Is Santorum a Damsel of Columbus. In the Kathlick Crunch the call it the Nights of Columbus.

by Anonymousreply 4311/10/2012

Why is this not being reported anywhere else? Why can't I find anything on google?

by Anonymousreply 4511/10/2012

R44, in you we see the intersection of cheap and mean. If you think the story of a castrated, murdered and cut-up nephew is so funny and such "DL gold," why don't you pay the $18 so your exquisite taste can take its part among the great ones here?

by Anonymousreply 4611/10/2012

This ass R44 has been posting that request in multiple threads. Agree with R46

by Anonymousreply 4711/10/2012

R46, regardless of whether it's funny or not(and I don't think it is), it's a worthy story to be posted. Fucking weird ass crime.

by Anonymousreply 4811/10/2012

Shut up with the thread derailing!

I want to know why this isn't being reported anywhere else. I'm with r45. CNN has no mention of this and it's not anywhere else on the Internet apparently.

by Anonymousreply 4911/10/2012
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