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BREAKING NEWS: Freepers FREAK THE FUCK OUT and ask the Queen of England if they can move back!!

Priceless!!

"Conservatives everywhere are still scratching themselves trying to figure out how a website called UnSkewedPolls could possibly have skewed them wrong.

But nowhere was the post-election butthurt more palpable than on Free Republic, that bastion of children-bashing "freedom fighters," where an open letter was posted shortly after Obama reelection, apologizing to the Queen of England for "that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago," and asking the British Empire to "take us back."

It's a must-read:

"Your Majesty,

We, the people of the former American colonies, would like to offer our most sincere apology over that little misunderstanding we had 236 years ago. Had we known that we were going to be subjects anyway, we could have saved a lot of trouble and hard feelings.

We were under the mistaken belief that we would be free, sovereign citizens; we believed that our hard work would yield its own rewards without someone coming along and taking what we built in the name of "Fairness". We thought our laws and Constitution would protect us from a foreign born dictator, and our freedom to worship would prevent us from becoming a corrupt, morally bankrupt society (silly us).

Little did we know that our own free press would intentionally sabotage, deceive and withhold the truth from us in order to reelect a Socialist that still holds distain for our nation and contempt for its founding principles. Nor did we believe that there would be so many citizens dependent on government handouts that they would blindly elect an unqualified charlatan, let alone reelect him.

Anyway, Your Grace, we are truly sorry and humbly sincerely beg your forgiveness. If you can find it in your heart to forgive us and take us back, we promise never to trade British oppression for Socialist tyranny again.

Your most humble servants,

The American People"

by Anonymousreply 5711/09/2012

I would love for all the freepers to leave the U.S.! We should start a rumor over at Free Republic that "everyone's" going to ----- Vladisvostok, Russia!! It would be almost as good as the Rapture, for us, anyway.

by Anonymousreply 111/08/2012

High-lariously juvenile.

I love it!

by Anonymousreply 211/08/2012

As if England would want 'em!

by Anonymousreply 311/08/2012

Wow, the same party that supported their loser candidate who went to London and insulted the whole country during the Olympics are now begging the Queen for help? Hahahahaha, loving their meltdown.

by Anonymousreply 411/08/2012

OMG, the stupidity....it's just too wonderful. Too bad England has that whole National Health thing...

by Anonymousreply 511/08/2012

finally something I can agree with the conservatives. I would love to be part of the UK again. I would move to the UK in a heartbeat simply because I'm happier in Britain than when I'm in the US. It sure costs more to live in Britain and that leaves less for cars, gas and each new fancy thing that comes to market, but those bobbles and spaklely things aren't the focus of daily life as in the US. The food is available to the public is of much better quality too.

by Anonymousreply 611/08/2012

And yet they bitch about socialists.

by Anonymousreply 711/08/2012

Do these assholes knows how much in taxes the UK citizens pay?

by Anonymousreply 811/08/2012

[quote]Hahahahaha, loving their meltdown.

Just imagine their reaction if they actually did it. "Oh, fuck ME, you Brits have a 50% income tax AND a 17.5% VAT on all retail merchandise! And completely socialized health care!! And 40% of the population lives in housing projects!!! Sweet baby Jesus, what have we done?!?!?"

by Anonymousreply 911/08/2012

A socialist who wants the top tax rate to be 38% and has actually decreased the deficit vs what, Reagan and W who ballooned the deficit (that they are blaming on Obama of course- nothing like burning up the charge card and getting you spouse to pay, in fact making them liable to pay) and Nixon (top tax braket 90%) and Eisenhour (top tax bracket 78%).

These guys are beyond stupid. I suppose there have always been nuts like this around. We just hear about them more efficiently because of the Internet age.

I might add, they want no taxes (not captital gains tax) for the ultra wealthy and of course fair share for everyone else.

by Anonymousreply 1011/08/2012

R9 Not to mention London is overrun with Muslims!

by Anonymousreply 1111/08/2012

Don't these self-pitying wingnuts realise that the UK is one of the LAST countries in Europe (and probably the world) which would want their ilk?

Even their natural Tory bedfellows over here found Twitt Romney completely embarrassing and an overwhelming majority of British voters would have voted for Obama.

Despite the right-wing/Murdoch-influenced press in the UK most Brits are grateful for elements of our society which seem to meet quite a lot of resistance in the US - e.g. universal healthcare, secularism, gun control, racial tolerance, gay rights, etc etc.

I'm so happy that the US's commitment to democracy has been re-asserted in this election and I hope you can achieve a more equitable social balance in the long run.

I also hope all those in the UK taking such a keen interest in Obama's re-election are equally switched on to voting in the next UK election and electing a party which actually delivers on its election promises!

Anyway, back on topic, I guess the freepers melting down at the above link would feel right at home in countries such as Saudi Arabia, China, Iran & Pakistan where dissent doesn't seem to be tolerated, equal rights for 'minorities' are outlawed and racism is endemic.

by Anonymousreply 1211/08/2012

Do they not realize the Britain has a universal health care system, not to mention many many other aspects of 'socialism'?

Do they also not realize that Romney is even more disliked in Britain (and in the rest of Europe and Canada) than he is in America?

Polls showed Obama would have won by a massive majority in Canada, Britain, France, etc.

by Anonymousreply 1311/08/2012

And we don't do the gun thing over here...

by Anonymousreply 1411/08/2012

Hilarious yet pathetic. R12 has in right, we don't want these assholes in the UK. They can find many countries that believe in traditional values. Let them be released from the socialist tyranny of America and be embraced in Iran.

by Anonymousreply 1511/08/2012

Breaking News: Freepers continue to show the world they are the stupidest motherfuckers on earth.

by Anonymousreply 1611/08/2012

There's literally no place for them to go. Every country where they'd want to live (read: white) is MORE socialist than this one.

Personally, I'd be willing to contribute to a fund to put them on their own private dog-eat-dog, no-help-for-anyone island. How long do you think those rugged Americans would last on their own? I'd give it a week.

by Anonymousreply 1711/08/2012

Most of conservatives in Britain would be considered socialists by the Teabaggers.

David Cameron (leading possibly the most right wing government in postwar British history)recently said that "I support gay marriage *because* I am a conservative". He's also pro-choice and appointed a Muslim woman the chair of the Conservative party.

Now I'm certainly no fan of Cameron/the British Conservative Party (to put it mildly), but the American rightwingers are on a completely different level of crazy.

by Anonymousreply 1811/08/2012

[all posts by right wing shit-stain # a removed.]

by Anonymousreply 1911/08/2012

R17 I hear Somalia is lovely this time of year. And there's almost NO government there! A Freeper's paradise!

by Anonymousreply 2011/08/2012

As if the Brits would take them.

by Anonymousreply 2111/08/2012

Freepers ARE batshit CRAZEE.

WHY the hell would they want to go to the UK? The UK has FREE National Heatth and we all know HOW MUCH FREEPERS HATE GOVERNMENT HEALTHCARE...IT'S SOCIALISM!

What a bunch of wacko ignorant turds.

These Freepers really NEED to somehow find a way to go back in time, get them on the Tardis!

by Anonymousreply 2211/08/2012

"Rugged Americans" my ass!

After the recent hurricane on the East Coast, those Freepers were the first ones CRYING in front of the TV cameras, they were BEGGING for help from FEMA and whoever was going to come to their towns with food, water, gas, you name it!

Yep, "pull yourself up by your bootstraps indeed!"

They can rant and rave all they want about LESS GOVERNMENT, but when they NEED HELP they sure do ACCEPT it!

FUCK THEM ALL!

by Anonymousreply 2311/08/2012

They aren't even close to the conservative party in England. They realized the only way to win was to agree with the labor party on social issues.

by Anonymousreply 2411/08/2012

They'd be in for a shock the next time Labour forms a government.

Oh, well, I guess they'd just pack up and move on to... um... erm... Who do you write to about Egypt now that Yul Brynner is dead?

by Anonymousreply 2611/08/2012

Saudi Arabia would be their dream place.

by Anonymousreply 2711/08/2012

R24, I think that's what Republicans will have to do too. Free market and gay marriage are not mutually exclusive.

by Anonymousreply 2811/08/2012

These people are stupider than dirt.

by Anonymousreply 3011/08/2012

I'm not "your grace;" I'm "your majesty," you ignorant, uneducated American pieces of shit.

by Anonymousreply 3111/08/2012

INDEED! what cretins

by Anonymousreply 3211/08/2012

[quote]Personally, I'd be willing to contribute to a fund to put them on their own private dog-eat-dog, no-help-for-anyone island.

Now THIS is some reality TV shit that I would absolutely LOVE to watch!

The winner gets a one-way ticket to Saudi Arabia and their passport revoked. The losers are executed.

by Anonymousreply 3311/08/2012

Oh my God... the stupid... it hurts.

by Anonymousreply 3411/08/2012

Perhaps it's time to invest in Newt's moon colony.

by Anonymousreply 3511/08/2012

For people so keen to stop others crossing their borders and claiming a better life, they are quick to want to try cross over to the UK when things turn a little bit sour for them...

by Anonymousreply 3611/09/2012

SickEvilFuck,

I'm an American who has lived 14 years in the UK. Not once have I heard the term Seppo from a Brit - I've only ever (over)heard it from an Australian. I think you have mixed up your nationalities.

Anyway, back on topic - the Brits wouldn't have 'em (freepers). And they'd be right.

by Anonymousreply 3811/09/2012

I can imagine them waiting around for the Queen to respond. Any day now!

by Anonymousreply 4011/09/2012

i wish they WOULD leave.

by Anonymousreply 4111/09/2012

The queen will take care of them, just like she did with Diana

by Anonymousreply 4211/09/2012

R39 - I don't have to "read" about England, because I live in England. I don't doubt that you were being called a "bloody yank"; that I've heard frequently enough. It was just the word "seppo" was an Australian term.

by Anonymousreply 4311/09/2012

R39: You sound slightly deranged, and like you know absolutely nothing about all but a very tiny segment of British people. The way you're carrying on is like defining all Americans by the most ignorant Southern rednecks.

by Anonymousreply 4411/09/2012

Girls! You're both seppos! Now STFU!

by Anonymousreply 4511/09/2012

I believe that there is a bit of a misunderstanding about their intentions. They don't want to move anywhere -- they want the United States to be back under the British crown and remain exactly where they are. Period.

Presumptive bunch of idiots, aren't they. Speaking on behalf of all of us, they -- the minority -- are asking for a resumption of the Crown's authority over its former colonies.

Knowing virtually nothing about the British politics and government, they are happy to trade away our form of government for a (titular) monarchy. Easily explained, of course, because this is a very clear and easy way to undo the results of the election and get rid of the black guy.

Where is that American exceptionalism now?

by Anonymousreply 4611/09/2012

So people who rebel against anything 'socialized', higher marginal tax rates and gun laws want to be under the control of a country that has all of that and more? It's even more clear to me, now, that these people are still living in the 1800's. This is what lack of education buys you, folks. Really, just give them Texas and Arizona and let them secede.

by Anonymousreply 4711/09/2012

Did these stupid fucks not see the CONSERVATIVE David Cameron basically verbally kick Romney in the face for staging the Olympics in the middle of nowhere then have the gall to come over and piss on the Brits?

The UK loves Obama. And so does the Queen.

And what's so fucking hilarious about this is that despite the rumors of the Obamas not following protocol, the actual story over here correctly reported that the Queen touched Michelle Obama comfortingly on the back first, which is why Michelle responded in kind. And the Queen loves gadgets, having her own Wii, and several iPods. She HATED the Bushes and Cheneys and thought George in particular was an idiot.

by Anonymousreply 4811/09/2012

[quote] For people so keen to stop others crossing their borders and claiming a better life, they are quick to want to try cross over to the UK when things turn a little bit sour for them...

But you see, they're WHITE people. They're entitled to go anywhere they please.

by Anonymousreply 4911/09/2012

American Conservatives make UKIP seem credible. We don't want them!

by Anonymousreply 5011/09/2012

What's hilarious is that all those stupid freepers think they're the ones that keep the U.S. afloat. You know most of them are on benefit and subsidy. "What we built" - they have some gall.

by Anonymousreply 5111/09/2012

r37 is clearly the anti-Brit troll, off his meds and in a psychotic episode over the election.

I am British and have literally never heard "seppo" before, ever, and neither has anyone in my office.

by Anonymousreply 5211/09/2012

What do you call a boat-load of Freepers heading back to England?

A good start.

by Anonymousreply 5311/09/2012

But now they can have their own planet!

Good riddance!

by Anonymousreply 5411/09/2012

Someone needs to fwd that story to Ricky Gervais, stat! I REALLY hope he sees it and responds. He'll have a field day.

by Anonymousreply 5511/09/2012

DisDain not disTain.

by Anonymousreply 5611/09/2012

Is there some loophole we can exploit to actually deport them?

by Anonymousreply 5711/09/2012
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