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Sexual fantasies about Willie Geist

I'm having them. Anyone else?

by Anonymousreply 3103/14/2013

oh, yes. Daily. Very tasty morsel there.

by Anonymousreply 111/08/2012

He is the son of Bill Geist of CBS Sunday Morning

by Anonymousreply 211/08/2012

Now that he's on the Today show, we get to see him displaying his full height and huge feet. He looks miserable, though. I'd Ike to be the personal assistant who puts a smile on his face.

by Anonymousreply 311/08/2012

Any relation to Don Geist???

by Anonymousreply 411/08/2012

This thread is useless without pictures

by Anonymousreply 511/08/2012

Is he the one who played Carrie's gay friend on SATC?

by Anonymousreply 611/08/2012

I fantasize about Willie Geist & David Gregory in that dressing room on the 14th floor at Rock Center. The room with the convertible sofa from Crate & Barrel that recently had a washable slipcover added.

by Anonymousreply 711/08/2012

He's barely passable, bordering on ugly.

Meh minus.

All yours OP!

by Anonymousreply 811/08/2012

He has a big schlong and loves porn. He used to talk about finding free porn on Morning Joe years ago. I guess they told him to knock it off and he got his own show. Can't find any sexy pics of him tho. Damn.

by Anonymousreply 911/08/2012

How do you know about the schlong, R9?

by Anonymousreply 1011/08/2012

I'd love to see about 30 black guys pull a train on him.

by Anonymousreply 1111/08/2012

This? Really? Ugh...

by Anonymousreply 1211/08/2012

He looks handsome on the Today Show. Matt obviously hates him and I don't understand why they have them both on together. There is clearly tension there. The women get all giggly and googly when he's around though.

by Anonymousreply 1311/08/2012

I don't think he always wipes well..

by Anonymousreply 1411/09/2012

Again, where does the info about his schlong come from?

by Anonymousreply 1511/09/2012

The NBC brass brought him on to TODAY because he had a huge female following on Morning Joe, and that's the demo they want to reach - Matt is no longer the draw he once was. No wonder Matt is feeling jealous and angry toward him.

It's not going to work - he's nowhere near the demo draw that Josh Elliott is on GMA.

by Anonymousreply 1611/10/2012

I don't have sexual fantasies about him. I don't think he's unattractive either. I think he's a nice looking guy.

That is all.

by Anonymousreply 1711/10/2012

Generally involving him being tied up, beaten, and sodomized with a dildo attached to a drill.

by Anonymousreply 1811/10/2012

by Anonymousreply 1911/10/2012

Most definitely retarded.

by Anonymousreply 2011/10/2012

Please. Tard-happy, deformed goofs may be your preference, but for most of us it's a quarter in the cup they hold out and passing by them.

by Anonymousreply 2111/10/2012

He's still on Morning Joe sometimes.

by Anonymousreply 2211/10/2012

I will miss Morning Willie. I hope he runs Lauer out the door.

Very smart and likeable guy. He was a good foil for Joe & Mika's bickering. I probably won't watch anymore.

by Anonymousreply 2311/10/2012

chick thread.

by Anonymousreply 2411/10/2012

Mmm-mmm. Keisha gurl, he ugly.

by Anonymousreply 2511/10/2012

He was Tucker Carlson's boy years ago.

by Anonymousreply 2611/10/2012

Boy? How so?

by Anonymousreply 2711/10/2012

It's a cross between a televangelist and some tragic shiny-faced queen who thinks that moisturizer will save him.

by Anonymousreply 2811/10/2012

I am DEVASTATED because a Google search of "Willie Geist feet" turns up what is SUPPOSED to be a video link to the July 13, 2010 episode where he took his shoes and socks off - but the video that comes up is totally unrelated to the Today Show segment described in the article!! Does anyone know how to find links to old segments on the Today Show website?? HELP!!

by Anonymousreply 2903/14/2013

Willie has a regular sized willie and is fond of Jockey briefs, white of course.

by Anonymousreply 3003/14/2013

Interviewing Brandi Glanville about her book, "Drinking And Tweeting" (in which she calls LeAnn Rimes a "washed-up country singer") they were talking about how talks have shut down between her and ex Eddie Cibrian, and he goes, "Do you think writing this book will help improve things?" and she's like, "Um... no". SNAP!

by Anonymousreply 3103/14/2013
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