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Why the fuck hasn't Florida been called yet?

What is wrong with this state that they cannot do elections??

by Anonymousreply 2111/09/2012

Oh, you know, Master, they couldn't find a speeder that they really liked with the open cockpit and the right speed capabilities.

by Anonymousreply 111/07/2012

We're still sitting here tapping our feet and waiting to serve!

by Anonymousreply 211/07/2012

This is so ridiculous....what, is everything done at a friggin' 80 yr old pace in this state?

by Anonymousreply 311/07/2012

Florida is so fucked up, it's time for a United States penectomy.

by Anonymousreply 411/07/2012

I agree, give it to fucking Cuba!

by Anonymousreply 511/07/2012

It appears that Florida is a third-world country when it comes to voting. Mondo beyondo fuckeed up.

by Anonymousreply 611/07/2012

Among numerous other problems, there were more absentee ballots this year than years prior and many large counties weren't even beginning to count them 'til today.

[quote]Headed into Tuesday, elections officials predicted voters would find far shorter lines than during the eight days of early voting, when 2.4 million people voted — down some 200,000 from those who voted during 14 early days in 2008. Yet aggressive absentee ballot drives by both political parties could result in this being the first election when the majority of Florida ballots were not cast at precincts on Election Day.

by Anonymousreply 711/07/2012

R7. And of course, Florida wouldn't have thought to overly prepare for a presidential election.

Florida doesn't exactly have a good reputation for having its shit together.

by Anonymousreply 811/07/2012

There can't be enough votes left to count that can actually change the result... they need to just call it for Obama and be done with it.

by Anonymousreply 911/07/2012

Finally called for Obama.

by Anonymousreply 1011/08/2012

Florida has NOT been called for Obama, yet, R10. Election day was three days ago? This is criminal and an abomination.

by Anonymousreply 1111/09/2012

It's been called for Obama "unofficially." They know they're a laughing stock.

by Anonymousreply 1211/09/2012

Results Saturday at noon, but not certified till 11/20

by Anonymousreply 1311/09/2012

We lost count when Eugene had a bout of heartburn and we all thought it was a heart attack! It seemed like a heart attack. He's had triple bypass, so it could have been a heart attack! Anyway, we called 911 and after those lovely EMTs took Eugene away...we realized that none of us knew which stack of ballots we had been working on! Naturally we had to start from scratch and WITHOUT the help of Eugene, who was team leader...

by Anonymousreply 1411/09/2012

They're probably too stupid and lazy to notice how stupid and lazy they look to the rest of the country.

Come visit Florida: the home of the stupid, lazy and incompetent!

There's a theme for vacationing in Florida!

by Anonymousreply 1511/09/2012

Governor Voldermort is the main reason for this current problem

by Anonymousreply 1611/09/2012

Can I tell you that Voldermort closed about half of our polling stations, causing serious problems for voters. Of course the idiots in Florida had VOTED for Voldermort.

by Anonymousreply 1711/09/2012

By the way, the damn ballot in Dade was like 12 pages long.

by Anonymousreply 1811/09/2012

Voldermort was voted in by a very small margin in 2010. The tea party influence//Obama backlash were in full bloom.

Baldermort is really hated in the state now and would never win the current political climate

by Anonymousreply 1911/09/2012

in the next 50 years Florida will be subsumed by the rising oceans. Nothing will be left by 2067. Let's take pity on them.

by Anonymousreply 2011/09/2012

I love that this horrible state's only relevance in this election is in determining just how badly Obama whipped Romney's ass.

by Anonymousreply 2111/09/2012
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