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The Angriest Rant on the Internet

Unhinged Romney supporter goes on YouTube in real time to vent her bottomless bile at the world.

The best part is she's most furious at her Republican co-horts for their insufficient support of her own Internet efforts.

by Anonymousreply 18004/02/2013

P.S. Video contains filthy language. Not safe for work. But more hilarious than Karl Rove, Donald Trump and drunken Diane Sawyer put together.

by Anonymousreply 111/07/2012

This made it all worth while. So sweet...

SFX: clink-clink-clink of ice-cubes in tumbler of Jack

by Anonymousreply 211/07/2012

"Show up in my bedroom in the middle of the night..."

I bet her tentacled vagina and its guttural moaning would like that.

by Anonymousreply 311/07/2012

She sounds fat

by Anonymousreply 411/07/2012

oops, butterscotch schnapps!!!

And she is a FRAU as well.

by Anonymousreply 511/07/2012

She's a hoot! Hope this goes viral!

by Anonymousreply 611/07/2012

Had she heard that rant, my mother, a Southern lady and God rest her soul, would have said,

"My! That woman's language is so coarse. Turn that off, I don't want to hear her embarrassing herself like that."

by Anonymousreply 711/07/2012

the video is now "Private"

by Anonymousreply 811/07/2012

I'd like to see her as a regular pundit on CNN.

by Anonymousreply 911/07/2012

I'd like to see her in a cage fight with Dick Morris. He wouldn't last five minutes.

"You worthless fuck-face piece of shit! You said we were gonna win! I am so gonna rip your head off and shove it right up your Clinton-kissing ass! Yeah, you better run, 'cause I am fucking PISSED!"

by Anonymousreply 1011/07/2012

Was that the sound of tinkling ice cubes?

by Anonymousreply 1111/07/2012

r11, she likes her butterscotch schnapps iced.

by Anonymousreply 1211/07/2012


by Anonymousreply 1311/07/2012

She needs to get raped!

by Anonymousreply 1411/07/2012

I like how she `doesn`t care`what anyone says, yet she won`t allow comments or even likes & dislikes.

by Anonymousreply 1511/07/2012

She doesn't care what people thing and yet she won't show her face...typical republican't

by Anonymousreply 1611/07/2012

She rants fat.

by Anonymousreply 1711/07/2012

This is American Poetry.

by Anonymousreply 1811/07/2012

This is hilarious. Chips, cheese dip, beer, scotch and cigs for dinner. Shut in living alone. Classic.

How great would it be if this rant went viral after she couldn't get anyone to share her other stuff. LMAO

by Anonymousreply 1911/07/2012

Bitch, you hitched your wagon to the wrong party, the wrong candidate, the wrong policies. You're wrong. Don't blame others for your loss. Blame yourself.

Your co-horts use Facebook for fun. They have no intention of getting off their asses to follow their convictions. It's easier to just post to Facebook and send out rant 'tweets' from the safety and comfort of your bedroom computer while watching 'The Housewives of Beverly Hills."

by Anonymousreply 2011/07/2012

She is so insane that it's almost hypnotic.

by Anonymousreply 2111/07/2012

I can't wait for the remix.

by Anonymousreply 2211/07/2012

In an alternate universe, where blue was red, this woman would be the best DLer OF ALL TIME.

by Anonymousreply 2311/07/2012

Can you imagine the hell of having to work in an office with this pig?

by Anonymousreply 2411/07/2012

That was the best spent 24 minutes of my life.

Oh. My. GOD.

I could base a Psychology dissertation paper on this woman...

by Anonymousreply 2511/07/2012

She sounds like a character from Six Feet Under.

by Anonymousreply 2611/08/2012

I love how she's all like, "I BUSTED MY ASS...sharing things on Facebook."

by Anonymousreply 2711/08/2012

She is finally getting the attention she craves. Among other popular sites this video is on Reddit, Fark and LiveLeak, where the headline is "Fat Lady Has Epic Meltdown Over Obama Win."

Unfortunately for her, she is giving far more joy to Obama supporters than she could have ever imagined.

by Anonymousreply 2811/08/2012

She sounds like the daughter of Rush Limbaugh and that fat chick from Bridesmaids.

by Anonymousreply 2911/08/2012

I love you OP..

The fat actress from The Bridemaids should play her in a movie...

She lives alone. I'm SHOCKED!

by Anonymousreply 3011/08/2012

[quote]She sounds like the daughter of Rush Limbaugh and that fat chick from Bridesmaids.


by Anonymousreply 3111/08/2012

How do they know she's fat? Guess it's obvious, but I would love to see a picture.

"Learn how to use the FUCKING internet or get off of it."

LOL. So many great quotes.

by Anonymousreply 3211/08/2012

Shelly L. Dankert, from Norfolk, Nebraska.

Surprise! She's not fat. If anything she looks like family.

by Anonymousreply 3311/08/2012

oh dear.....

by Anonymousreply 3411/08/2012

Oh, and she has dykevoice for days.

What a crazy-ass freak. Do you think she's a closet-case.

by Anonymousreply 3511/08/2012

her license plate is:


by Anonymousreply 3611/08/2012

Wow, this is so classic. OTT anger due to deep self loathing. Did she think working so hard to get Romney elected would somehow keep her "unholy feelings" for women at bay.

by Anonymousreply 3711/08/2012

Oh, Shelly.

Definitely family.

by Anonymousreply 3811/08/2012

Here's her blog.

by Anonymousreply 3911/08/2012

I wonder if she's ever posted on Datalounge...

by Anonymousreply 4011/08/2012

Damn, I wish I could see it but I can't find it and that video is gone.

by Anonymousreply 4111/08/2012

Wow and even this crazy bitch thinks the birthers are completely unhinged...

by Anonymousreply 4211/08/2012

It's still there R41.

by Anonymousreply 4311/08/2012


by Anonymousreply 4411/08/2012

Kinda funny but more sad. So trasparent. Can't imagine the pain of being so self hating.

by Anonymousreply 4511/08/2012

How can someone be so clueless? She keeps saying that no one wants to share her stuff on facebook, her blog, etc. Why? I work my butt off. and that she's living alone. And now this rant. The woman has a ton of issues, aside from her obvious lebianism.

by Anonymousreply 4611/08/2012

Self-Loathing Lesbian. Oh joy.

BTW, there was at least one freeper SLL posting on Datalounge for a while. Not sure with all the troll traffic over the past few months if she is still around.

by Anonymousreply 4711/08/2012

She's happy she's finally getting attention...but I wonder: does she knows everyone is laughing at her?

by Anonymousreply 4811/08/2012

Is this some kind of performance art piece? Does this woman have a job because I'd hate for an employer to see me like this.

by Anonymousreply 4911/08/2012

Oh yeah and total dyke.

by Anonymousreply 5011/08/2012

She or he R47. Are you speaking of the "homo" troll?

by Anonymousreply 5111/08/2012

do you think she knows she's gay????

by Anonymousreply 5211/08/2012

"Great now we can't impeach him for Benghazi" There ya go, that's why Fox was going crazy about it, even during the hurricane where 100 people died.

by Anonymousreply 5311/08/2012

It's Annie Wilkes.

For reals.

by Anonymousreply 5411/08/2012

Ho-lee fuck. She has Michfest hair for DAYS.

by Anonymousreply 5511/08/2012

I'm sure someone will do a response video (or parody) and it will be easily linked.

by Anonymousreply 5611/08/2012

[quote]"Great now we can't impeach him for Benghazi" There ya go, that's why Fox was going crazy about it, even during the hurricane where 100 people died.

Whose brilliant idea was it to make a big stink about Benghazi, thinking that would bring ruination to Obama and the Democrats? Did they really think that Americans -- dumber on whole than a box of hair -- give two shakes of a lamb's ass about Benghazi? or Romney's other obsession Israel for that matter?

Most Americans think their precious income taxes are a pie cut into four slices: 1) sending illegal immigrant kids to smoke dope at Harvard; 2) foreign aid to the residents of Stockholm and Paris; and 4) NPR/PBS/NEA and Robert Mapplethorpe photos of big black cock. They don't give a shit about Benghazi.

by Anonymousreply 5711/08/2012

mmm Pie. Can I have that third slice, R57?

by Anonymousreply 5811/08/2012

[quote]Wow and even this crazy bitch thinks the birthers are completely unhinged...

That might be the scariest thing about her video. She's batshit, but still not as crazy, apparently, as the birthers and the freaks who insist Obama is Muslim.

by Anonymousreply 5911/08/2012

"I spend hours upon hours mining the internet for news!"

"Get the fuck off the internet!!!"

LOL! Like what a fucking dumbass. Did she even bother to knock on doors or drive anyone to the polls? Nah. That would mean getting out and actually doing something.

by Anonymousreply 6011/08/2012

Well, after a nice day of quiet due to freeper shock they are out in full force again today judging from the other blogs and news sites. Oy!

by Anonymousreply 6111/08/2012

She's the NuttyMadam of the reich-wing fandom.

by Anonymousreply 6211/08/2012

She really has an incredible turn of phrase.

[quote]Any of you nasty-ass liberals that send me friend requests are all getting blocked. Waste your time if you'd like. I have no problem blocking you filthy scumbags...blocked over 50 of you cretins today. Don't mind blocking more. Blocked about 100 of you pigs on Twitter, too. Also, anyone caught re-uploading my video, you WILL receive a copyright strike on your YouTube account when I file a copyright claim...already filed 3 of those, too. :) Enjoy the restrictions that will be on your account after YouTube knocks my video off your channel.

by Anonymousreply 6311/08/2012

You're right, r59. I actually listened to the whole thing (accompanied by several bong rips) and was surprised at how rational she was in her madness. She's pissed off that conspiracy theorists and birthers killed Romney's chance of being elected. She's also pissed off about Obama being accused of being Muslim (although she is convinced he'll convert to Islam when his Presidency ends).

Listening to her icecubes clinking and her cigarette exhales reminded me of a white trash republican version of the Judy Garland tapes.

by Anonymousreply 6411/08/2012

How does she know these people trying to friend her are liberals? She is so over the top insane I have to think she's doing this as some bizarre sort of parody hoping for a reality show or something.

by Anonymousreply 6511/08/2012

Typical Repug, brave to dish it out but chicken shit when the criticism comes.

by Anonymousreply 6611/08/2012

Where are the parody vids?

God, this clip has everything. The clinking ice cubes are the icing on the cake.

by Anonymousreply 6711/08/2012

Where is the criticism and her reactions to it posted, R66? The YouTube vid doesn't allow any comments.

by Anonymousreply 6811/08/2012

R68, look at R48 and her facebook post shows all the comments she's receiving but blocking

by Anonymousreply 6911/08/2012

Why do I get the feeling she runs a meth lab on the side?

by Anonymousreply 7011/08/2012

I know her sister!

(Ahhh, the sweet taste of schadenfreude.)

by Anonymousreply 7111/08/2012

She looooooved Sarah Palin . Bet she thought she was real pretty too. But apparently Sarah didn't run for President and betrayed her. She's ten pounds of crackers in a two pound cookie jar.

by Anonymousreply 7211/08/2012

I honestly think I love this crazy unhinged bitch. She throws a harder "fuck" than DL fave Sue Simmons!

by Anonymousreply 7311/08/2012

There is something oddly compelling about her craziness.

by Anonymousreply 7411/08/2012

lord, that is one crazy-ass dyke.

by Anonymousreply 7511/08/2012

Does she ANYWHERE at ANYTIME address her own sexual orientation?

by Anonymousreply 7611/08/2012

Shit, where do can I start? She admits that she only got a computer 4 years ago and needed a full year to figure out how to use it, then rants how people who dont know how to use a computer should get off the internet. And what constitute not knowing how to use a computer? Not sharing the videos she has posted, that's what!

by Anonymousreply 7711/08/2012

This woman is mentally ill, and drunk. That's all. Cannot take anything she says seriously.

by Anonymousreply 7811/08/2012

I love how at 16:12 she says...'feel like I got my rant out though' and then goes on to talk in a sort of post-coital voice.

She's a real character. This isn't going to be the last we hear from her.

by Anonymousreply 7911/08/2012

Love this bitch. Haha.

by Anonymousreply 8011/08/2012

I'm not so sure she's drunk. I don't hear any slurring and she's very coherent. She's angry and ranting, but she's also oddly lucid. I think that's why she's so compelling.

She has major delusions of glory and fancied herself a leader. She spent three years compiling data to bring down Obama, but no one was going along with her. She's certain that's the reason Obama won. If they had only followed her instructions, Romney would have been elected.

If it had only been a drunk rant, she would have been mortified the next day and slunk away. It's much bigger than that with her.

by Anonymousreply 8111/08/2012

She's a dog groomer.

by Anonymousreply 8211/08/2012

She was kinda funny but I still flagged her video.

by Anonymousreply 8311/08/2012

Google search on her name is already turning up references to the rant. Finding a job or getting new customers will be very difficult for her in the years to come.

by Anonymousreply 8411/08/2012

What's with lesbians and dog grooming? My partner's sister is also a lesbian and owns a dog grooming parlor.

by Anonymousreply 8511/08/2012

Who knows? She may actually find work as a direct result of this rant. There must be a rabid Romney supporter who needs to hire a menacing bill collector or something.

by Anonymousreply 8611/08/2012

R85, don't know why but there seem to be a lot of lesbians involved with dogs. They run the no-kill shelters I'm familiar with, and they are very active in showing, training and grooming dogs.

by Anonymousreply 8711/08/2012

My (serious) question is - what could possibly happen in a person's life for them to be this staggeringly angry and repressed? The sheer amount of bilious venom spewed in that video is stunning, once (if) you get over the hilarity of it (and she did touch upon her personal life, or lack thereof). And, for some reason, the most depressing bit of the whole video was her sad little dinner - ugh.

There's a rather amusing Gawker article on her now. It's funny, everyone in the comments is picking up on her possible repressed lesbian inclinations (you only need eyes or ears). Suggest reading the article (linked), comments are typical snarky/funny gawker stuff, but one of them goes:

--My armchair diagnosis is she's a bitterly lonely woman(who may or may not have repressed lesbian inclinations) who has spent recent years substituting movement conservatism for meaningful human contact. Beating Obama was her way of reaching out to the world. In her head she's on a first name basis with the likes of Rush and Andrew(Breitbart). It's quite sad, really. Can you just imagine her reading all these comments now? She's spent years trying and failing to get everyone's attention and it's her becoming unglued that finally did it.

by Anonymousreply 8811/08/2012

I kinda love this woman. At least she is angry at her own peeps. I love how she slams them for the birther shit and then is pissed at her girl Sarah.

It's bought some fun to my day today. I love when people show their cray-cray. I wish she left the comments section open.

by Anonymousreply 8911/08/2012

r89, right?

I can't help but kind of like this crazy bitch.

by Anonymousreply 9011/08/2012

Thanks for the Gawker link, R88.

A poster at that site shrewdly pointed out her hypocrisy in ranting and railing against socialism and communism while openly soliciting donations on her blog for personal purposes like grocery money.

by Anonymousreply 9111/08/2012

Looks like she closed comments on Youtube after receiving about 180 not very nice ones. What a surprise.

I expected her to say that she was out working neighborhoods and passing out flyers and robo calling lots of people for Romney, but she just sat in front of her computer and 'busted her ass' cutting and pasting and posting links to other people's original work.

by Anonymousreply 9211/08/2012

This rant would make a great drinking game. Every time she swears.

by Anonymousreply 9311/08/2012

She looks like Ricky Gervais.

All that work she devoted surfing the internet LOL.

by Anonymousreply 9411/08/2012

Comment for Gawker.

[quote]I like to listen to this while I sodomize myself with a crucifix.

by Anonymousreply 9511/08/2012

She has posted "nasty liberals" who have called her, including their names and numbers.

by Anonymousreply 9611/08/2012

In wonder if Shelly has ever been on the land

by Anonymousreply 9711/08/2012

She's like excerpts from a script for the new HBO series everybody's talking about.

by Anonymousreply 9811/08/2012

Lesbian solo drama!

by Anonymousreply 9911/08/2012

Oh no...

The crazy lez loon just added phone numbers to the video description...this is unbelievable!

Phonecalls I've received from nasty-ass liberals over the past 48 hrs:

(I didn't include the numbers)

***Further info will be provided later. ALL new requests to connect via Twitter, Facebook, & YouTube are being blocked.

I don't GIVE A SHIT what you FREAKS have to say to me. You are extremely disturbed if you feel compelled to call or want to be "friends" with, "follow", or subscribe to someone w/ whom u vehemently disagree. Obama isn't worthy OR qualified to lead this country. Almost HALF the country does about 70% of the military. Your bullying doesn't bother me. I don't respond to your childish tactics. I do, however, keep meticulous records. Your threats & intimidation tactics may affect someone else...not me. This ain't my 1st rodeo...

by Anonymousreply 10011/08/2012

Well, since she doesn't have anything better to do with her time, all of this negative attention is working out well for her.

by Anonymousreply 10111/08/2012

A Joan Crawford reference? Are we sure she isn't a gay man doing performance art?

by Anonymousreply 10211/08/2012

You gays do a mean wash and set but you really can't handle a strong woman, can you?

by Anonymousreply 10311/08/2012

While I enjoy her ranting very much the thought sometimes crept up on me that this could be me and my frustration if Romney had won. Granted I am not a woman, an active member of the YouTube clip uploading community, share her kind of liquor taste (allthough the clip did make me crave an Irish Mist with tons and tons of ice cubes), or be that very very much invested in politcts that I work my butt off ... surfing the internet.

I hope the clip gets a remixed autotuned treatment and maybe a mashup with a Rachel Maddow clip or the before mentioned god warrior (dark-sided!) clip?

The most interesting part for me is the one where she rants about Sarah Palin and how betrayed she feels by Sarah (all that sacrifice talk, really, really creepy!).

by Anonymousreply 10411/08/2012

I was looking at her blog during primetime and she did say she was gay in one entry. Obviously any gay Republican is kind of tragic, but that made it just not-sad enough for me to feel just fine laughing my ass off at this crazy broad. GET. THE FUCK. OFF THE INTERNET. deserves DL catchphrase status.

by Anonymousreply 10511/08/2012

Is anyone else not getting video? Her tirade is hilarious, but I'm only getting half of the fun.

by Anonymousreply 10611/08/2012

r106, it's mostly audio. On occasion she moves the camera and points it at a TV screen featuring some Romney/Obama poll and then showing (off?) her surroundings.

by Anonymousreply 10711/08/2012

I stand corrected. I was hoping she'd have the camera on herself, like that nutty Twilight bitch. I don't know which of them is crazier.

by Anonymousreply 10811/08/2012

How do I get a job posting shit on Facebook?

by Anonymousreply 10911/08/2012

At least she's sane enough to know that Breitbart wasn't murdered and that Obama is an American.

by Anonymousreply 11011/08/2012

Yes, but then she goes off into Black Liberation Theology craziness and how that's the real danger the President poses to all right thinking people. She's a Rev. Wright freak.

by Anonymousreply 11111/08/2012

[qwuote]At least she's sane enough to know that Breitbart wasn't murdered and that Obama is an American.

There are different shades (or layers) of crazy like there are different shades of grey (like, 50 of them).

by Anonymousreply 11211/08/2012

My, my.

Such foul language for a good Republican woman.

by Anonymousreply 11311/09/2012

I love when she does her "I'll get you my pretty and your little dog too," voice. This is everything.

Jesus, she's 41? She sounds a hundred.

by Anonymousreply 11411/09/2012

UM, she said she made a 90 minute video for Andrew Breitart, I'd love to see that masterpiece!

by Anonymousreply 11511/09/2012

She posted a very juvenile compilation video of a stammering Obama a few hours ago, as a follow up....see link.

If she was clever she'd be running with the ball at this point but she's already blowing it. It takes two minutes for people to get bored and move on.

Imagine what this woman is like when she breaks up with a girlfriend...the voicemail messages!

by Anonymousreply 11611/09/2012

I don't think she's ever HAD a gfriend/

by Anonymousreply 11711/09/2012

I love how she admits she only got a computer 4 years ago and it took her "almost a year to learn to use it properly".

If you took out every f-bomb the video would probably be 20 seconds long.

by Anonymousreply 11811/09/2012

Wonkette has picked up on it.

by Anonymousreply 11911/09/2012

I'd never heard of wonkette before

Some of the messages are funny:-

[quote]OMG, that's my mother's voice.

by Anonymousreply 12011/09/2012

R120 Wonkette is hilarious.

by Anonymousreply 12111/09/2012

there's a funny muzak version of this.

by Anonymousreply 12211/09/2012

"the thought sometimes crept up on me that this could be me and my frustration if Romney had won"

It's a false equivalence - if that cunt Romney had won, you would have a legitimate reason to be fearful.

This? - this is a shrill howl from a strident bitch who hates that there is a BLACK man in the WHITE House...

by Anonymousreply 12311/09/2012


Yes, I believe this should be added to our lexicon.

by Anonymousreply 12411/09/2012

That's the kind of dyke that scare people.

by Anonymousreply 12511/09/2012

for you r122:

by Anonymousreply 12611/09/2012

That's great, r126.

by Anonymousreply 12711/09/2012

That was sooo good. I have a mental image of what she would look like ut I wish I could see a picture of her. FFFFucking ASSSSholes..WHooosh

by Anonymousreply 12811/09/2012

there are links to pics upthread....

by Anonymousreply 12911/09/2012

Picture @ R33

by Anonymousreply 13011/09/2012

I was reminded of Kathy Bates as Annie Wilkes when she screams " You people don't even share the shit I post!! Thumbs up on Facebook, yeah right!!You like The comments section on Facebook, you know what?? THAT DOESNT COUNT ON YOUTUBE!!!!!!"

by Anonymousreply 13111/09/2012

The musak version had me LMAO at work!

by Anonymousreply 13211/09/2012

She's removed her pic, it seems, R130.

by Anonymousreply 13311/09/2012

You listened to that at work, R132? Yikes!

by Anonymousreply 13411/09/2012

Here you go, R133

She doesn't realize that the internet is forever, I guess. So, maybe she should "GET. THE. FUCK. OFF OF IT."

by Anonymousreply 13511/09/2012

Thanks [R135@! Not really what I had in mind.

by Anonymousreply 13611/09/2012

Slagkicks!!! Gargyles! Obama is NOT A CHRISTIAN!!!

by Anonymousreply 13711/09/2012

OMG! Thank you R137. I'd almost forgotten that meltdown. Classic!

by Anonymousreply 13811/09/2012

As far as I can tell, not a single DL lesbian has contributed to this thread.

What's all that about?

I want to hear what they think of Shelley and her antics.

by Anonymousreply 13911/09/2012

She's embarrassing, r139. She gives intelligent and normal lesbians like Ms Maddow a very bad name.

by Anonymousreply 14011/09/2012

r139, i'm a lesbian and i have commented several times. i think she's probably a closet-case, and clearly mentally ill. what more is there to say, from a "lesbian perspective"?

by Anonymousreply 14111/09/2012

Who in the world would want to entrust their pet to this woman?

I have visions of her grooming them while they're in a pot of boiling water.


by Anonymousreply 14211/09/2012


by Anonymousreply 14311/09/2012

[quote]i think she's probably a closet-case,

With that haircut?

by Anonymousreply 14411/09/2012

I am a lesbian and posted the Maria Abramovic comment. This rant really is high art.

by Anonymousreply 14511/09/2012

I saw this last night and was transfixed. She's a goddess! A sad, crazed, lonley, demented, hateful, reich wing goddess.

by Anonymousreply 14611/09/2012

Bitch stole my act!

by Anonymousreply 14711/09/2012

I can't really be mad at this. I do love the fact that she's calling out the Birthers.

Have Orly Taitz and her go at it on FOX news. It would be the one time I watch the network.

by Anonymousreply 14811/09/2012

She needs a good long ride on THE RAINBOW EXPRESS.

by Anonymousreply 14911/09/2012

r149, I was thinking we should fix up Denise with Shelly. They both certainly are women of passion, refusing to let their dreams die.

And, yeah...Shelly really could use the cash, weed, and pussy.

by Anonymousreply 15011/10/2012

Lol I love r150 I can see it now.

by Anonymousreply 15111/11/2012

She's like Mrs. Ernst from The Witches cussing at those useless witches for not killing enough kids.

by Anonymousreply 15211/11/2012

Who knew Ann Romney had such a potty mouth.

by Anonymousreply 15311/11/2012

Just because we haven't identified as such doesn't mean we haven't commented, R139. I think she's hilarious. Crazy, but hilarious. I couldn't make it throught the whole thing, but as far as I could tell she isn't hateful or venoumous towards Obama, she actually seems more pissed off at her own comrades. You also have to give her props for being slightly more sane than Trump and his ilk.

I don't think it's fair of people to try to put her out of business. Let people have their political opinions as long as they don't cross the line.

I agree that she needs to go to Michfest and make love in the tents under the moonlight with the other womyn.

by Anonymousreply 15411/11/2012

Her vagina! O, her vagina! Upon hearing her voice, a man's mind instantly thought that dark pelt between her over-sized thighs must be stained with the smell of Marlboro cigarettes, some spilled Budweiser, and salmon. Day old salmon. O, her vagina!

by Anonymousreply 15511/11/2012

Are we sure this is not performance art?

by Anonymousreply 15611/11/2012

She's updated the message under her video. Sounds like she's still angry

[quote] don't GIVE A SHIT what you FREAKS have to say to me. You are extremely disturbed if you feel compelled to call or want to be "friends" with, "follow", or subscribe to someone w/ whom u vehemently disagree. Obama isn't worthy OR qualified to lead this country. Almost HALF the country does about 70% of the military. Your bullying doesn't bother me. I don't respond to your childish tactics. I do, however, keep meticulous records. Your threats & intimidation tactics may affect someone else...not me. This ain't my 1st rodeo.

by Anonymousreply 15711/11/2012

"GO TO HELL Libertarians!!!" .....Crazy Shelly

by Anonymousreply 15811/11/2012

Has anyone here ever had Butterscotch Schnapps?

What's it like?

by Anonymousreply 15911/11/2012

I kind of want to try her dinner: Butterscotch Schnapps, beer, chips, cheese dip and cigs. I don't smoke though, so I'll leave out the cigs.

by Anonymousreply 16011/11/2012

[quote]She sounds like a character from Six Feet Under.

I'm thinking more Ryan Murphy character than Alan Ball character.

by Anonymousreply 16111/11/2012

Butterscotch schnapps tastes like butterscotch candy, but with a serious alcohol burn. I can't imagine how much sugar must be in it.

by Anonymousreply 16211/11/2012

That's my favorite line, R158, out of so many great lines. Not just the line but the way she extends the word LIBERTAAAArians.

Maybe some day someone will re-enact the whole monologue on stage.

Shelly will demand her royalties, obviously.

She also felt emotional the day Whitney died:-

[quote]For those of you that "allowed" yourselves to be taken-in by the funeral for Whitney Houston and actually watch the entire, almost 4-hour service, what a trip, eh? That was the most powerful "funeral" I've ever attended and I thank Cissy Houston for letting the world be a part of it. I'm a kid of the 80's and today feels like I said goodbye to a HUGE part of my life. Dammit...I guess it's time to grow up. LOL

by Anonymousreply 16311/11/2012

I wanted to flag the video as well, but when having to choose who she was threatening or making hate speech about, there wasn't an "all of the above" option.

by Anonymousreply 16411/11/2012

[quote] i'm a lesbian and i have commented several times.


by Anonymousreply 16511/11/2012

Not again!

by Anonymousreply 16611/12/2012

what a strange cartoon.

by Anonymousreply 16711/12/2012

r155, it's Marina, not Maria, Abramovic.

by Anonymousreply 16811/12/2012

Somewhere in here is a third Tony for Cherry Jones.

by Anonymousreply 16911/12/2012

I wish she'd post more.

by Anonymousreply 17011/13/2012

She posted another video, R170, stupid edited thing making Obama look like he had a speech impediment. But she's allowing comments and responding to some of them (as eloquent as ever):-

[quote]It's my goddamn channel. I'll do with it what I want.  Don't like it? Start your own channel.I left all the "best" comments. Quit bitching.

by Anonymousreply 17111/13/2012

I would like to know what "M" has to say about this...

by Anonymousreply 17211/14/2012

What do we think our dear friend Shelly is having for Thanksgiving Day dinner?

by Anonymousreply 17311/21/2012

Buddig pressed turkey slices washed down with Goldschlager.

by Anonymousreply 17411/21/2012

[quote]Buddig pressed turkey slices washed down with Goldschlager.


by Anonymousreply 17511/22/2012


Does HA! mean the same as LOL? I like it much more.

by Anonymousreply 17611/22/2012

The work world today is complete bullshit these days: Been that this economy is pure shit all jobs now are taking advantage of people in every way possible. People are working longer hours for less pay. I feel that this is bullshit. I personally feel the need to stand up for my rights as a person and do less work while you are at a job or at least the bear minimum. Fuck them a person could handle only so much stress, this is why incidents happen where people go crazy and beat the shit out of people at work or authority figures. The way people are treated at jobs these days is a disgrace and hopefully people take more of a stand and start looking for ways to get fired in less a job ups the pay, hire more people, or get less hours. And I have an answer to any asshole who says you should not have taken a job you can’t handle. For one a person needs to pay bills and almost has to jump on any job these days and then if the person has no job how about him jacking your ass and taking your shit this way you get the point to treat people right at work and give them less stress. This stressful work situation adds to the criminal element way of thinking and jobs better know that.

by Anonymousreply 17704/02/2013

Marriage the New Scam Why would anybody get married these days? Most of the population ends in divorce and everybody’s looking for a free ride. With all the shit out there like face book, video chat, internet porn, relationships don’t stand a chance. Most people enjoy being single these days believe it or not, mostly in their younger years when people are the most busy. No one seems to want to get to know anyone anymore either; mostly people want to fill your delusions and fantasies. The scariest thing about marriage is if a woman leaves you they take half. I understand there are many different circumstances but most cut and dry cases the man mostly has more to worry about when it comes to that. The law should be changed to be equal that if you get married then divorced everyone leaves with their own shit and not penny more. On a personal note I have passed up getting married a few times with girls I really liked but I was worried about the divorce part and loosing half my shit. Anyone feel free to comment.

by Anonymousreply 17804/02/2013

Now that this has been bumped...

Any updates on this chick?

by Anonymousreply 17904/02/2013

R179 I think she may have written the unhinged word salad at R177 and R178

by Anonymousreply 18004/02/2013
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