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G W Bush accidentally votes for Obama!

LOL

by Laura, on her third cocktail and fifth cigreply 1011/06/2012

That's got to be a gag post.

by Laura, on her third cocktail and fifth cigreply 111/06/2012

Former U.S. president George W. Bush accidentally voted for Barack Obama today at a polling place near his Crawford, TX home.

According to local reports, the two-term Republican was confused by the instructions on his electronic voting machine and mistakenly cast a ballot he intended to discard.

Witnesses say Bush argued with poll workers for several minutes afterwards in a effort to redo his vote, but in accordance with state law they ultimately denied his request.

The embarrassing incident may have gone unnoticed if it weren't for a local newspaper reporter who happened to be voting in the next booth. Suzanna Everett, a politics correspondent for the Waco Times witnessed the entire ordeal and crafted a cunning scheme to make it public. ....

by Laura, on her third cocktail and fifth cigreply 211/06/2012

Thinking that his mistake had already been found out, Bush sought to minimize the damage: "Yes unfortunately because of the incompetence of the folks who designed the ballot, my vote counted for the other guy," Bush responded. He then attempted to explain exactly how the mishap occurred: "First of all, everything was very mismaladjusted on the screen. You shouldn't put the senators and the congresspeople and the presidents all jumbled together like that. It's too crowded. Just confuses folks."

by Laura, on her third cocktail and fifth cigreply 311/06/2012

Yes George, it confuses the addlepated folks.

Yesiree, sure does.

by Laura, on her third cocktail and fifth cigreply 411/06/2012

Fake. Scroll down.

by Laura, on her third cocktail and fifth cigreply 511/06/2012

He's just fucking stupid enough to do it, too.

by Laura, on her third cocktail and fifth cigreply 611/06/2012

Bush actually intended to vote for Maggie Thatcher.

by Laura, on her third cocktail and fifth cigreply 711/06/2012

The funny thing is, Bush is so stupid this doesn't read like a parody at all. I can totally see him doing this, and then screaming at people because he didn't get his way.

by Laura, on her third cocktail and fifth cigreply 811/06/2012

Maybe it was not accidental.

by Laura, on her third cocktail and fifth cigreply 911/06/2012

GW is a fucking idiot for sure (though, he flew fighter jets, so he can't be ALL retarded) but if you didn't realize that was a parody post by the second paragraph then you are a DUMB. ASS.

by Laura, on her third cocktail and fifth cigreply 1011/06/2012
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