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Nigella Lawson

I want to fuck her - but only in theory.

by Anonymousreply 1402/14/2013

I love her!

by Anonymousreply 111/06/2012

I love her too, but not physically.

by Anonymousreply 211/06/2012

I want her to serve me a scone.

by Anonymousreply 311/06/2012

She claims to have lost weight eating donuts.

by Anonymousreply 411/06/2012

google her dad. that'll cure you

by Anonymousreply 511/06/2012

I like her personality...she's not that pretty to me and her body is a bit her food is fattening shit...

by Anonymousreply 611/06/2012

R6, She's lost some weight and she has the type of body that looks good with some heft.

by Anonymousreply 711/06/2012

There's something about her clipped speech cadence that really grates on my nerves. I can't watch her.

by Anonymousreply 811/06/2012

R8 - Actually, I adore that cadence.

by Anonymousreply 911/06/2012

her pussy smells like garlic

by Anonymousreply 1011/06/2012


by Anonymousreply 1102/14/2013

I just want to be invited to one of her holiday parties.

by Anonymousreply 1202/14/2013

If she were a retro-disco pop singer, she'd be Sophie Ellis-Bextor.

Or if Sophie Ellis-Bextor could cook, she'd be Nigella Lawson

by Anonymousreply 1302/14/2013

I want to bury my face in between her boobies.

by Anonymousreply 1402/14/2013
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