Election Predictions from Kogelo, Kenya
[quote]KOGELO, Kenya — At President Barack Obama's ancestral village in Kenya, witch doctor John Dimo tossed some shells, bones and other items to determine who will win Tuesday's election. After throwing the objects like so many dice outside his hut in Kogelo village, Dimo, who says he is 105 years old, points to a white shell and declares: "Obama is very far ahead and is definitely going to win."
I believe "John Dimo" is Swahili for "Nate Silver."
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/06/2012|
And OP is Dog Whistle for Freeper Troll
|by Anonymous||reply 1||11/05/2012|
And yet John Dimo apparently knows more than OP.
How does that feel, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/05/2012|
From John Dimo's lips to Mulungu's ear.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/05/2012|
I want to see this on CNN.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/05/2012|
Ah, so it *is* one troll.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/05/2012|
"...Dimo, who says he is 105 years old, points to a white shell and declares: "Obama is very far ahead and is definitely going to win."
In the campaign we tried a white shell game that involved an African too, and it's led to the same conclusion.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/05/2012|
You don't even want to know what the snacks are at his election night party.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/05/2012|
R1 R2 Geez, can't anyone take a joke? Not everything has to be partisan. I'm NOT a Freeper; have always voted Democratic and LOVE Nate Silver. Don't take everything so seriously.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/05/2012|
Seriously, he's better at this than most right-wing pundits who are all spouting their fake Republican enthusiasm tonight.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/05/2012|
R13 He's had work done. By the witch plastic surgeon.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/05/2012|
R15, how do you suppose a plastic surgeon does work over there?
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/05/2012|
Make fun all you want. The interesting part of the prediction is not that Obama will win, but that he is "very far ahead". I will not breathe easily until it is called and Romney has conceded, but I think folks are going to be shocked at how "big" the win could be. YES!!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/05/2012|
Well, I laughed.
As a devout lefty, however, I sincerely wonder why the AP felt no need to file a report from the Mexican Mormon community where Mitt Romney was born. Especially considering just how far up GW Bush's butthole the AP was throughout his administration.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/05/2012|
Oh please, Dimo is in the tank for Obama. Everybody knows that the people from Kogelo are very anti gun, so of course they'll lean Democrat.
But they are also very pro spear, a strange contradiction.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/05/2012|
R17 Wonkette has a story about Jim Cramer predicting Obama 440-Romney 98. That seems a little much for even the most optimistic Democrat!
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/05/2012|
In related Wonkette news, a "Romney MegaPrayer" started about an hour ago. Hope you bitches got on your knees...
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/05/2012|
I did, but it wasn't for prayer exactly. There were a few "Oh God's" though.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/05/2012|
It's not nice to pray with your mouth full.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/05/2012|
Obama's grandmother walks 100 miles for tv coverage
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/05/2012|