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Election Predictions from Kogelo, Kenya

[quote]KOGELO, Kenya — At President Barack Obama's ancestral village in Kenya, witch doctor John Dimo tossed some shells, bones and other items to determine who will win Tuesday's election. After throwing the objects like so many dice outside his hut in Kogelo village, Dimo, who says he is 105 years old, points to a white shell and declares: "Obama is very far ahead and is definitely going to win."

I believe "John Dimo" is Swahili for "Nate Silver."

by Anonymousreply 2511/06/2012

And OP is Dog Whistle for Freeper Troll

by Anonymousreply 111/05/2012

And yet John Dimo apparently knows more than OP.

How does that feel, OP?

by Anonymousreply 211/05/2012


by Anonymousreply 311/05/2012

From John Dimo's lips to Mulungu's ear.

by Anonymousreply 411/05/2012

I want to see this on CNN.

by Anonymousreply 511/05/2012

Is it wrong that I LOL?

by Anonymousreply 611/05/2012

Ah, so it *is* one troll.

by Anonymousreply 711/05/2012

Why would it be?

by Anonymousreply 811/05/2012


by Anonymousreply 911/05/2012

"...Dimo, who says he is 105 years old, points to a white shell and declares: "Obama is very far ahead and is definitely going to win."

In the campaign we tried a white shell game that involved an African too, and it's led to the same conclusion.

by Anonymousreply 1011/05/2012

You don't even want to know what the snacks are at his election night party.

by Anonymousreply 1111/05/2012

R1 R2 Geez, can't anyone take a joke? Not everything has to be partisan. I'm NOT a Freeper; have always voted Democratic and LOVE Nate Silver. Don't take everything so seriously.

by Anonymousreply 1211/05/2012

No way is he 105.

by Anonymousreply 1311/05/2012

Seems legit.

Seriously, he's better at this than most right-wing pundits who are all spouting their fake Republican enthusiasm tonight.

by Anonymousreply 1411/05/2012

R13 He's had work done. By the witch plastic surgeon.

by Anonymousreply 1511/05/2012

R15, how do you suppose a plastic surgeon does work over there?

by Anonymousreply 1611/05/2012

Make fun all you want. The interesting part of the prediction is not that Obama will win, but that he is "very far ahead". I will not breathe easily until it is called and Romney has conceded, but I think folks are going to be shocked at how "big" the win could be. YES!!

by Anonymousreply 1711/05/2012

Well, I laughed.

As a devout lefty, however, I sincerely wonder why the AP felt no need to file a report from the Mexican Mormon community where Mitt Romney was born. Especially considering just how far up GW Bush's butthole the AP was throughout his administration.

by Anonymousreply 1811/05/2012

Oh please, Dimo is in the tank for Obama. Everybody knows that the people from Kogelo are very anti gun, so of course they'll lean Democrat.

But they are also very pro spear, a strange contradiction.

by Anonymousreply 1911/05/2012

R17 Wonkette has a story about Jim Cramer predicting Obama 440-Romney 98. That seems a little much for even the most optimistic Democrat!

by Anonymousreply 2011/05/2012

In related Wonkette news, a "Romney MegaPrayer" started about an hour ago. Hope you bitches got on your knees...

by Anonymousreply 2111/05/2012

I did, but it wasn't for prayer exactly. There were a few "Oh God's" though.

by Anonymousreply 2211/05/2012

It's not nice to pray with your mouth full.

by Anonymousreply 2311/05/2012

Obama's grandmother walks 100 miles for tv coverage

by Anonymousreply 2411/05/2012

What is Dimo saying now?

by Anonymousreply 2511/06/2012
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