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Brad Pitt adds furniture designer to his resume

Those chairs are beyond hideous.

by Anonymousreply 2811/09/2012

This has all been done before, of course. Like this dumb bitch could come up with an even remotely original design.

by Anonymousreply 111/05/2012

Brad Pitt's role in every movie:

Played the moron.

What's the common denominator?

by Anonymousreply 211/05/2012

He looks like he's wearing a muumuu.

by Anonymousreply 311/05/2012

he's competing with jolie's jewellery design...

by Anonymousreply 411/05/2012

For some reason, singers doing fashion/design/branding never bothers me but I always find it SO lame when actors try to do shit like this. It seems so ...low-class for an "A-list" actor.

by Anonymousreply 511/05/2012

He tries so very, very, VERY hard to prove he isn't an idiot.

Anyone convinced yet?

by Anonymousreply 611/05/2012

W&W, R6. He's the eternal idiot, but he does try hard to prove otherwise. It never works.

by Anonymousreply 711/05/2012

Actually, the coffee table is amazing.

by Anonymousreply 811/05/2012

He looks like [italic]absolute shit[/italic] in that photo.

by Anonymousreply 911/05/2012

Is that a toilet? Sink? Tub? Soapdish? What?

by Anonymousreply 1011/05/2012

Remember when Cher did that line of dreck?

by Anonymousreply 1111/05/2012

That bed is very impractical. When you get up to piss in the middle of the night, you're going to stub your toes on the bottom of it, or smash your knee into the round tables on the sides. I would be injuring myself left and right if I had that bed.

by Anonymousreply 1211/05/2012

That white chair belongs in Pee Wee's Playhouse.

by Anonymousreply 1311/05/2012

DWR white chair:

by Anonymousreply 1411/05/2012

I like the glass table with the gold base, but I would have the same problems with the bed that R12 has. I also think that I'd be sliding off that white chair.

by Anonymousreply 1511/05/2012

Have you people seen Angelina lately? This was the only way I could give her wood in bed.

by Anonymousreply 1611/05/2012

I like a couple of the pieces, but I can't imagine him actually designing anything; I can see someone telling him he designed something and that he is awesome at doing it.

by Anonymousreply 1711/05/2012

He is the real-life version of Jon Hamm's character on 30 Rock.

by Anonymousreply 1811/05/2012

If he advertised the chairs as having been sat in by him naked, then I would buy one just for sniffing.

by Anonymousreply 1911/05/2012

I admire the way he does several things adequately rather than a few things well.

by Anonymousreply 2011/05/2012

His lips, nose, and close set eyes are very off putting.

by Anonymousreply 2111/05/2012

In what ways, R21?

by Anonymousreply 2211/05/2012

I agree - the bed is interesting, but it's an accident or three waiting to happen in my house. Every night. I like the tables, and I don't really hate the chair - I'm not fond of what's it made of, but I like unusual looking chairs.

by Anonymousreply 2311/05/2012

A jack of all trades, master of none.

by Anonymousreply 2411/05/2012

I thought it would be ugly like all that new style architecture he was supporting in post Katrina New Orleans.

But what's the point of white patent leather and gold plate furniture if you're not a middle eastern dictator?

by Anonymousreply 2511/05/2012

[quote]"It started with my introduction to Mackintosh's Glasgow rose, which is drawn with one continuous line," says Pitt. "But for me there is something more grand at play, as if you could tell the story of one's life with a single line."

[quote]"There is that thing I love of an individual in a room finding a line – and by 'line' I mean an angle, something that interests them – and following it and seeing where it goes."

[quote]Produced as limited editions, they will be sold "at the highest end of the custom-furnishings scale … even north of that."

Readers' comments would not shame DL-ers:

[quote]The shiny leather chair is I guess very wipe friendly and may be ideal for a swingers club.

[quote]Love the bath modelled on his bird's arse.

[quote]What's possibly more depressing than the sheer fuglyness of it is the arrogance. Rather than, like most furniture designers, doing an undergraduate degree and a masters, or spending a long apprentiship learning about the qualities of the materials etc, he's just jumped in and given it a bash, thinking he's some kind of natural genius whose talents merit off the scape price tags for this laughable shit.

by Anonymousreply 2611/09/2012

what's with the giant, sharpened-marshmallow chair?

by Anonymousreply 2711/09/2012

What an ego!

by Anonymousreply 2811/09/2012
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