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Mitt Romney Has Been Elected The 45th President Of The United States

Pretend that this is the outcome come Tuesday night-early Wednesday morning. Post your response to the news.

by Anonymousreply 11906/08/2013


by Anonymousreply 111/04/2012

Hope that it this generation's equivalent of Dewey beats Truman.

by Anonymousreply 211/04/2012

I leap off the 7th story balcony to my death.

by Anonymousreply 311/04/2012

To Georgetown University Medical Center: "Keep the liberal Justices of the Supreme Court alive at all costs."

by Anonymousreply 411/04/2012

I will immediately shave my legs and pretend to be a woman. I will join the Mormon Church.

by Anonymousreply 511/04/2012

I would sit in sackcloth and ashes in the town square singing lamentations with three old crones.

by Anonymousreply 711/04/2012

Very glad that I am bi-national ~ move back to the Euro-socialist country of my other passport. I am getting older need to have some gov back up ...

by Anonymousreply 811/04/2012

Have been working on my dual citizenship applicatio0n for two years off & on. Will finalize and be ready to relocate by June of 2013. And no, I am not leaving America. America has left me.

by Anonymousreply 911/04/2012

I would assume that cheating was involved with the ballots if Mitt Romney won the election. Everyone knows that Mitt wants to go back to the Bush era, where everything got messed up in the first place. And, I question whether Bush won fair and square.

LOL, won't have to worry about doing that! šŸ˜ƒ

by Anonymousreply 1011/04/2012

Well, at this point the only way he can probably win is through theft. If that's the case, I'm running out into the streets where I'll hopefully be able to act out my anger and frustration with my fellow Obama supporters. I'll wear my glasses instead of my contacts so my eyes won't be permanently damaged when the LAPD pepper sprays us.

by Anonymousreply 1111/04/2012

No, thanks, OP. I woke up dreaming about bugs this morning and it ruined my day.

by Anonymousreply 1211/04/2012

Fuck that shit, OP.

by Anonymousreply 1311/04/2012

I'm thinking of rioting in the all white neighborhoods of wealth.

by Anonymousreply 1411/04/2012

How hard it is to emigrate to Canada? I've always liked Vancouver.

by Anonymousreply 1511/04/2012

United Airlines....I'd like a one-way ticket to civilization.

La classe affaires.

Tout de suite c'est vous plait.

by Anonymousreply 1611/04/2012

Start researching advocates of New England's secession.

by Anonymousreply 1711/04/2012

R16 Bunny! Terrifc to see you here! Up for a game of table tennis at Upson Downs?

by Anonymousreply 1811/04/2012

R8 and R9, where are you going?

by Anonymousreply 1911/04/2012

Cry. It won't happen, though, Obama WILL win.

by Anonymousreply 2011/04/2012

R18 (aka Little Glory) Merci, parce que no time now as I'm in the VERY semi-finals of a nerve-racking election. It's GHASTLY !!

by Anonymousreply 2111/04/2012

Um, you're suppose to pretend that it has happened, and post as such. People didn't get this?

by Anonymousreply 2211/04/2012

Major depression lasting months. Physically ill at the news and again upon the inauguration. Anger for the duration of his reign. Increasing hatred of the right wingers, tea bagger idiots, corporations, hate churches and the very wealthy. Dreams of revolution. Thoughts of emigration. Disheartened resignation. And that awful sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach.

Mostly hate and anger, though. I wish they'd all just die off so we can have some real progress and equality in this country. So sick of the mouth-breathing troglodytes and fear-mongerers who dominate the electorate in this country. And I'd love it if the South seceded again, I say let them go next time.

by Anonymousreply 2311/04/2012

[quote]I will immediately shave my legs and pretend to be a woman.

You can't fool us. You've been doing that for years.

by Anonymousreply 2411/04/2012

Same as I was when Reagan won in 1980. I'll just go to bed firmly believing that the majority of voting Americans are fucking lame and stupid.

by Anonymousreply 2511/04/2012

Oh, dear. The sky is so blue today.

by Anonymousreply 2611/04/2012

Oh, they stole another one.

by Anonymousreply 2711/04/2012

Upon hearing media outlets broadcast election fraud, I'd join my fellow countrymen in the streets to protest and strike until voting rights and electoral fairness were righted.

*wakes up from dream*

I'll go to work and have a shitty and depressing day and wonder why Americans only protest health care and immigrants.

by Anonymousreply 2811/04/2012

"Where is he? I'm going to give him such a cock punch, right in the nutsack. "

by Anonymousreply 2911/04/2012

We all need to pack our low-carb meals, gather right outside of the DataLounge, find his stolen ring of power and then toss it into the shimmering fires of Mount Doom of Latter Day Saints.

by Anonymousreply 3011/04/2012

I was in a coma during Reagan/Bush.

I was awake for the the bumbling horrors of W Bush.

I preferred the coma.

by Anonymousreply 3111/04/2012

Shit happened!

by Anonymousreply 3211/04/2012

[16} Mme Bunny Bixler: I hope you're not going to France the way you write French. They'll laugh you right out of the country.

by Anonymousreply 3311/04/2012

Laugh at the idiots who voted for him when they realize what they have done:

Women, who will find abortion services and healthcare benefits scaled back or ended.

Gays, who voted their pocket(books) and see attempts to reinstate Don't AsK Don't Tell and writing in One Man/One Woman into the Constitution

Middle Class whites who find themselves getting poorer and seeing their sons get drafted to fight wars (while Romney's sons get deferments)

Any minority who will find themselves even more fucked than they already are

by Anonymousreply 3411/04/2012

*commits suicide*

by Anonymousreply 3511/04/2012

It means the Democrats will fight it if congress tries to slash Social Security and Medicare. They won't if it's Obama who wants to do it.

by Anonymousreply 3611/04/2012

I would start knitting.

by Anonymousreply 3711/04/2012

Oh well, what can u do?

by Anonymousreply 3811/04/2012

It is not possible to even pretend something like this would happen. It is just not possible! Just as the world will not end.

What is the point of thinking about something that simply will not happen?

It is a waste of time and energy. Obama will win. It won't be a long night. So sick of the media stirring things up for ratings.

by Anonymousreply 3911/04/2012

This won't happen. Pointless thread.


by Anonymousreply 4011/04/2012

Not according to this Canadian Newspaper who says the polls have been tweaked. R40

by Anonymousreply 4111/04/2012

Tax Cuts! Daddy loves us!!

by Anonymousreply 4211/04/2012

Are you going to post this in EVERY thread, R41?

by Anonymousreply 4311/04/2012


by Anonymousreply 4411/04/2012

Dang! The Republicans stole another one! Obama wants the first debate, back!

by Anonymousreply 4511/04/2012

Don't do it unless you want to manifest a Romney victory. Let this thread die.

by Anonymousreply 4611/04/2012

I already expect that to be the headline as most recent polls support it. I can live with it if I have to. He can't be worse than what we have.

by Anonymousreply 4711/04/2012

Try harder, troll @ R47. How much do they pay you per post? A quarter?

by Anonymousreply 4811/04/2012

R41 insists on posting the idiocy of a cunt over and over again. For what reason, I have no idea.

Are you him? It's the only explanation for posting the equivalent of a half-wit from Free Republic.

by Anonymousreply 4911/04/2012

God, you're a cunt, OP.

We don't have to worry about this. The Republicans are already putting out their alibis. They know they're going to lose on Tuesday.

The Lady Ann was just in tears on the plane and again on the stage when she was campaigning. If Romney had any decency he'd let that poor, sick woman go home and lie down.

by Anonymousreply 5011/04/2012


by Anonymousreply 5111/04/2012

R47 is on every thread making an ass out of himself - pathetic clown.

by Anonymousreply 5211/04/2012

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! I'm moving to Canada.

by Anonymousreply 5311/04/2012

Swear like a motherfucker. But for those of you thinking oh, no; it can't happen! No one could believe Bush the 2nd would win in 2000. Ooops.

by Anonymousreply 5511/04/2012

The social safety net is destroyed. Financial ruin befalls the sick and unemployed. My consumer bankruptcy law practice expands wildly and my 401(k) grows immensely until the robbers of Wall Street somehow manage to tank the economy again and I am left destitute.

by Anonymousreply 5611/04/2012

That's hilarious, OP! I love The Onion.

by Anonymousreply 5711/04/2012

Can't post, dead.

by Anonymousreply 5811/05/2012

Ann Romney's head will be impaled on a stick then paraded down Wall Street.

by Anonymousreply 5911/05/2012

Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.

by Anonymousreply 6011/05/2012

Good luck to you all. We won't be watching.

by Anonymousreply 6111/05/2012

OP, if Mittens becomes President, I intend to buy a gun and take self defense classes. I'm already building up my strength training.

by Anonymousreply 6211/05/2012

The sky was so blue that day...

by Anonymousreply 6311/05/2012

'Congratulations to old, rich, white men everywhere!'

by Anonymousreply 6411/05/2012

I'm with Bunny and Gloria; it would be ghastly...just ghastly!

by Anonymousreply 6511/05/2012

Shock, followed by anger.

by Anonymousreply 6611/05/2012

If the safety net deteriorates further, the long-awaited riots will emerge.

Look at how that woman cursed out Mayor Bloomberg to his face. Civility is a luxury a hungry person cannot afford.

by Anonymousreply 6711/05/2012

What? I missed that R67, when did that happen?

by Anonymousreply 6811/05/2012

Pretend???? Dude, it has already happened!

by Anonymousreply 6911/05/2012

Finally America has woken up! The Reagan revolution lives on! Begone, Obamabots!

by Anonymousreply 7011/05/2012


by Anonymousreply 7111/05/2012

Lock and Load Baby!

Pink Pistols memberships will EXPLODE!

by Anonymousreply 7211/05/2012

I'm scared to death that I'm going to wake up Wednesday morning to just that. How can half this country not realize that it will be the darkest moment in American history?

by Anonymousreply 7311/05/2012

McCarthyism 2.0

by Anonymousreply 7411/05/2012

Not even if he runs in 2016.

by Anonymousreply 7511/05/2012

Just move the capital from Washington to Nashville.

by Anonymousreply 7611/05/2012

I love R76.

by Anonymousreply 7711/05/2012

OP, grow the fuck up.

by Anonymousreply 7811/05/2012

New Topic: I was "Gift from God" raped, how long am I supposed to bleed after a back alley abortion?

by Anonymousreply 7911/05/2012

There's nothing I can do to change it. He seemed to have some success as governor so hopefully he won't be as bad as Bush.

by Anonymousreply 8011/05/2012

New topic: What hors d'oeuvres should I serve at a posthumous baptism?

by Anonymousreply 8111/05/2012

The USA swirling down the toilet.

by Anonymousreply 8211/05/2012

You are an idiot R60. So gays having zero rights and freedoms works for you? There are massive differences between Dem's and Repubs. I loathe Gay right wingers. Nothing worse

by Anonymousreply 8311/05/2012

Wall Street has destroyed Americas economy and nobody is standing up to them, after the supreme court ruling taking the limits off Corporate political contributions in 2010.

This election is about about Gay equality. Any gay person who does not see that needs psychological help.

by Anonymousreply 8411/06/2012

Terminal vomiting.

by Anonymousreply 8511/06/2012

Ohio is dead to me.


by Anonymousreply 8611/06/2012

[quote]This election is about about Gay equality. Any gay person who does not see that needs psychological help

.....and the economy and ethics and health care and diplomacy and human rights and equality....shall we continue.....?

by Anonymousreply 8711/06/2012

Looks like it might come true. Romney ahead in exit polls!

by Anonymousreply 8811/06/2012

Link, please, or shut your suck.

by Anonymousreply 8911/06/2012


by Anonymousreply 9011/06/2012

Hate to say it, but I kind of wish it was true now. Probably a lot of us do.

by Anonymousreply 9105/18/2013

No, freeper shitstain, no we don't.

by Anonymousreply 9205/18/2013

I'm still glad he wasn't elected. It would have been a nightmare on so many levels.

by Anonymousreply 9305/18/2013

Gloriously retarded "person" at R91.


That's all a stain like you deserves as a response.

by Anonymousreply 9405/18/2013

Hillary would be behind bars where she belongs IRS thugs tossed in jail

Too bad we can't have a re-election today.

I can only dream....

Bush/Christie 2016

by Anonymousreply 9505/18/2013

Romney would have nuked North Korea. China would have bombed strategic sites in the U.S. then invaded. Romney & co. flee the U.S. to their big piles of gold in the Caribbean somewhere.

by Anonymousreply 9605/18/2013

Obama has been awful, if this were only true we would be in a much better place.

by Anonymousreply 9705/18/2013

R97 = ignorant, delusional moron.

by Anonymousreply 9805/18/2013

Romney would have sold off a few states to the Chinese by now. Of course the proceeds would have lined a few donor's pockets and the residents of those states screwed, just like he does in his vulture style corporate takeovers.

Oh, yes, and gays would have no rights to breath air.

by Anonymousreply 9905/18/2013

Obama's presidency has been very sad. Maybe we should have taken a chance with Romney. Hindsight is always 20/20.

by Anonymousreply 10005/18/2013

Sad? Sad? I'm not seeing sad, now Rmoney would have been sad, very sad indeed.

by Anonymousreply 10105/18/2013

This country would be so fucked right now had Romney won. America will never appreciate the bullet we dodged by avoiding a Romney presidency.

by Anonymousreply 10205/18/2013

There's nothing that makes me happier than Republican teeth-gnashing. First a black man beats them TWICE and now they're waiting for the inevitable ass-kicking in 2016 by the woman they hate almost as much.

by Anonymousreply 10305/18/2013

Right r99, cause Mitt did just that as Governor.

by Anonymousreply 10405/18/2013

R91 and R100 are the same person. Agreeing with yourself, dear?

by Anonymousreply 10505/18/2013

R102 and R105 are the same person. Agreeing with YOURself... dear? lol!

by Anonymousreply 10605/18/2013

He didn't even carry MA r104. Or any of his other "home states" Michigan, New Hampshire or Cali. Good thing he's buying a home in Utah.

by Anonymousreply 10705/18/2013

I was never acting like two different people, idiot @ R106. And where exactly did I agree with myself? The conservatives that troll here getting more stupid by the day.

by Anonymousreply 10805/18/2013

Seriously, is peg back and just posting anonymously?

by Anonymousreply 10905/18/2013

Bump for R108 since he likes to talk to himself.

by Anonymousreply 11005/23/2013

The morons(s) who say they prefer Romney seem to forget that the people with whom he surrounded himself were PUSHING for yet another fucking war - Iran. And if you know anything, you know Iran is NOT Iraq.

Now I don't know if you live in homes munching on lead paint chips all day, but was the TWO TRILLION fucking dollars we already spent on bullshit wars not enough for you?

So yeah, keep making a HUGE deal about four deaths in Benghazi because I'm sure we wouldn't have thousands of dead Americans if Romney and his neo con vermin got into the WH.

by Anonymousreply 11105/23/2013


by Anonymousreply 11205/23/2013

Shitstains simply won't happen when your underwear is Sacred.

by Anonymousreply 11305/23/2013

Sounding better and better.

by Anonymousreply 11406/08/2013

The economy would be improving, our foreign policy wouldn't be run using a dart board, private sector would be allowed to create jobs, and we wouldn't have to deal with the egomaniac we have now.

by Anonymousreply 11506/08/2013

ROFL @115.

Oh, wait... you were serious? Oh, dear...

by Anonymousreply 11606/08/2013

Great. It would be so much more tolerable to listen to people shitting all over Romney for four year than to listen to people shitting all over Obama.

by Anonymousreply 11706/08/2013

[quote]our foreign policy wouldn't be run using a dart board,

Do you consciously bullshit or are you really this ignorant?

Here's an idea: Go GOOGLE Romney's foreign policy cabal so as to remind yourself exactly who he tapped to head up his foreign policy. We would already be in another WAR (because we can really afford it!) and he'd probably be giving tax cuts to the wealthiest during that war. At what point do you neo cons realize you're the reason we're fucked?

And in case you didn't already know...Iran is NOT Iraq.

by Anonymousreply 11806/08/2013

He didn't just promise us war with Iran. He also planned major confrontations with both Russia and China, even to the extent of Taiwan independence.

by Anonymousreply 11906/08/2013
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