Pretend that this is the outcome come Tuesday night-early Wednesday morning. Post your response to the news.
Mitt Romney Has Been Elected The 45th President Of The United States
|by Anonymous||reply 119||06/08/2013|
Hope that it this generation's equivalent of Dewey beats Truman.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/04/2012|
I leap off the 7th story balcony to my death.
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/04/2012|
To Georgetown University Medical Center: "Keep the liberal Justices of the Supreme Court alive at all costs."
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/04/2012|
I will immediately shave my legs and pretend to be a woman. I will join the Mormon Church.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/04/2012|
I would sit in sackcloth and ashes in the town square singing lamentations with three old crones.
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/04/2012|
Very glad that I am bi-national ~ move back to the Euro-socialist country of my other passport. I am getting older need to have some gov back up ...
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/04/2012|
Have been working on my dual citizenship applicatio0n for two years off & on. Will finalize and be ready to relocate by June of 2013. And no, I am not leaving America. America has left me.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/04/2012|
I would assume that cheating was involved with the ballots if Mitt Romney won the election. Everyone knows that Mitt wants to go back to the Bush era, where everything got messed up in the first place. And, I question whether Bush won fair and square.
LOL, r5...you won't have to worry about doing that! 😃
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/04/2012|
Well, at this point the only way he can probably win is through theft. If that's the case, I'm running out into the streets where I'll hopefully be able to act out my anger and frustration with my fellow Obama supporters. I'll wear my glasses instead of my contacts so my eyes won't be permanently damaged when the LAPD pepper sprays us.
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/04/2012|
No, thanks, OP. I woke up dreaming about bugs this morning and it ruined my day.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/04/2012|
Fuck that shit, OP.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/04/2012|
I'm thinking of rioting in the all white neighborhoods of wealth.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/04/2012|
How hard it is to emigrate to Canada? I've always liked Vancouver.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/04/2012|
United Airlines....I'd like a one-way ticket to civilization.
La classe affaires.
Tout de suite c'est vous plait.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/04/2012|
Start researching advocates of New England's secession.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/04/2012|
R16 Bunny! Terrifc to see you here! Up for a game of table tennis at Upson Downs?
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/04/2012|
R8 and R9, where are you going?
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/04/2012|
Cry. It won't happen, though, Obama WILL win.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/04/2012|
R18 (aka Little Glory) Merci, parce que no time now as I'm in the VERY semi-finals of a nerve-racking election. It's GHASTLY !!
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/04/2012|
Um, you're suppose to pretend that it has happened, and post as such. People didn't get this?
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/04/2012|
Major depression lasting months. Physically ill at the news and again upon the inauguration. Anger for the duration of his reign. Increasing hatred of the right wingers, tea bagger idiots, corporations, hate churches and the very wealthy. Dreams of revolution. Thoughts of emigration. Disheartened resignation. And that awful sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach.
Mostly hate and anger, though. I wish they'd all just die off so we can have some real progress and equality in this country. So sick of the mouth-breathing troglodytes and fear-mongerers who dominate the electorate in this country. And I'd love it if the South seceded again, I say let them go next time.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/04/2012|
[quote]I will immediately shave my legs and pretend to be a woman.
You can't fool us. You've been doing that for years.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/04/2012|
Same as I was when Reagan won in 1980. I'll just go to bed firmly believing that the majority of voting Americans are fucking lame and stupid.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/04/2012|
Oh, dear. The sky is so blue today.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/04/2012|
Oh, they stole another one.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/04/2012|
Upon hearing media outlets broadcast election fraud, I'd join my fellow countrymen in the streets to protest and strike until voting rights and electoral fairness were righted.
*wakes up from dream*
I'll go to work and have a shitty and depressing day and wonder why Americans only protest health care and immigrants.
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/04/2012|
"Where is he? I'm going to give him such a cock punch, right in the nutsack. "
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/04/2012|
We all need to pack our low-carb meals, gather right outside of the DataLounge, find his stolen ring of power and then toss it into the shimmering fires of Mount Doom of Latter Day Saints.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/04/2012|
I was in a coma during Reagan/Bush.
I was awake for the the bumbling horrors of W Bush.
I preferred the coma.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/04/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/04/2012|
[16} Mme Bunny Bixler: I hope you're not going to France the way you write French. They'll laugh you right out of the country.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/04/2012|
Laugh at the idiots who voted for him when they realize what they have done:
Women, who will find abortion services and healthcare benefits scaled back or ended.
Gays, who voted their pocket(books) and see attempts to reinstate Don't AsK Don't Tell and writing in One Man/One Woman into the Constitution
Middle Class whites who find themselves getting poorer and seeing their sons get drafted to fight wars (while Romney's sons get deferments)
Any minority who will find themselves even more fucked than they already are
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/04/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/04/2012|
I would start knitting.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/04/2012|
Oh well, what can u do?
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/04/2012|
It is not possible to even pretend something like this would happen. It is just not possible! Just as the world will not end.
What is the point of thinking about something that simply will not happen?
It is a waste of time and energy. Obama will win. It won't be a long night. So sick of the media stirring things up for ratings.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/04/2012|
This won't happen. Pointless thread.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/04/2012|
Tax Cuts! Daddy loves us!!
|by Anonymous||reply 42||11/04/2012|
Are you going to post this in EVERY thread, R41?
|by Anonymous||reply 43||11/04/2012|
Don't do it unless you want to manifest a Romney victory. Let this thread die.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||11/04/2012|
Try harder, troll @ R47. How much do they pay you per post? A quarter?
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/05/2012|
R41 insists on posting the idiocy of a cunt over and over again. For what reason, I have no idea.
Are you him? It's the only explanation for posting the equivalent of a half-wit from Free Republic.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/05/2012|
God, you're a cunt, OP.
We don't have to worry about this. The Republicans are already putting out their alibis. They know they're going to lose on Tuesday.
The Lady Ann was just in tears on the plane and again on the stage when she was campaigning. If Romney had any decency he'd let that poor, sick woman go home and lie down.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/05/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/05/2012|
R47 is on every thread making an ass out of himself - pathetic clown.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/05/2012|
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! I'm moving to Canada.
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/05/2012|
Swear like a motherfucker. But for those of you thinking oh, no; it can't happen! No one could believe Bush the 2nd would win in 2000. Ooops.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/05/2012|
The social safety net is destroyed. Financial ruin befalls the sick and unemployed. My consumer bankruptcy law practice expands wildly and my 401(k) grows immensely until the robbers of Wall Street somehow manage to tank the economy again and I am left destitute.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/05/2012|
That's hilarious, OP! I love The Onion.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/05/2012|
Can't post, dead.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/05/2012|
Ann Romney's head will be impaled on a stick then paraded down Wall Street.
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/05/2012|
Good luck to you all. We won't be watching.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/05/2012|
OP, if Mittens becomes President, I intend to buy a gun and take self defense classes. I'm already building up my strength training.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||11/05/2012|
The sky was so blue that day...
|by Anonymous||reply 63||11/05/2012|
'Congratulations to old, rich, white men everywhere!'
|by Anonymous||reply 64||11/05/2012|
I'm with Bunny and Gloria; it would be ghastly...just ghastly!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/05/2012|
Shock, followed by anger.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||11/05/2012|
If the safety net deteriorates further, the long-awaited riots will emerge.
Look at how that woman cursed out Mayor Bloomberg to his face. Civility is a luxury a hungry person cannot afford.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||11/05/2012|
What? I missed that R67, when did that happen?
|by Anonymous||reply 68||11/05/2012|
Pretend???? Dude, it has already happened!
|by Anonymous||reply 69||11/05/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 71||11/05/2012|
Lock and Load Baby!
Pink Pistols memberships will EXPLODE!
|by Anonymous||reply 72||11/05/2012|
I'm scared to death that I'm going to wake up Wednesday morning to just that. How can half this country not realize that it will be the darkest moment in American history?
|by Anonymous||reply 73||11/05/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 74||11/05/2012|
Not even if he runs in 2016.
|by Anonymous||reply 75||11/05/2012|
Just move the capital from Washington to Nashville.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||11/05/2012|
I love R76.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||11/05/2012|
OP, grow the fuck up.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||11/05/2012|
New Topic: I was "Gift from God" raped, how long am I supposed to bleed after a back alley abortion?
|by Anonymous||reply 79||11/05/2012|
New topic: What hors d'oeuvres should I serve at a posthumous baptism?
|by Anonymous||reply 81||11/05/2012|
The USA swirling down the toilet.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||11/05/2012|
You are an idiot R60. So gays having zero rights and freedoms works for you? There are massive differences between Dem's and Repubs. I loathe Gay right wingers. Nothing worse
|by Anonymous||reply 83||11/05/2012|
Wall Street has destroyed Americas economy and nobody is standing up to them, after the supreme court ruling taking the limits off Corporate political contributions in 2010.
This election is about about Gay equality. Any gay person who does not see that needs psychological help.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||11/06/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 85||11/06/2012|
Ohio is dead to me.
DEAD. TO. ME.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/06/2012|
[quote]This election is about about Gay equality. Any gay person who does not see that needs psychological help
.....and the economy and ethics and health care and diplomacy and human rights and equality....shall we continue.....?
|by Anonymous||reply 87||11/06/2012|
Link, please, or shut your suck.
|by Anonymous||reply 89||11/06/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 90||11/06/2012|
No, freeper shitstain, no we don't.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||05/18/2013|
I'm still glad he wasn't elected. It would have been a nightmare on so many levels.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||05/18/2013|
Gloriously retarded "person" at R91.
That's all a stain like you deserves as a response.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||05/18/2013|
Romney would have nuked North Korea. China would have bombed strategic sites in the U.S. then invaded. Romney & co. flee the U.S. to their big piles of gold in the Caribbean somewhere.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||05/18/2013|
R97 = ignorant, delusional moron.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||05/18/2013|
Romney would have sold off a few states to the Chinese by now. Of course the proceeds would have lined a few donor's pockets and the residents of those states screwed, just like he does in his vulture style corporate takeovers.
Oh, yes, and gays would have no rights to breath air.
|by Anonymous||reply 99||05/18/2013|
Sad? Sad? I'm not seeing sad, now Rmoney would have been sad, very sad indeed.
|by Anonymous||reply 101||05/18/2013|
This country would be so fucked right now had Romney won. America will never appreciate the bullet we dodged by avoiding a Romney presidency.
|by Anonymous||reply 102||05/18/2013|
There's nothing that makes me happier than Republican teeth-gnashing. First a black man beats them TWICE and now they're waiting for the inevitable ass-kicking in 2016 by the woman they hate almost as much.
|by Anonymous||reply 103||05/18/2013|
R91 and R100 are the same person. Agreeing with yourself, dear?
|by Anonymous||reply 105||05/18/2013|
He didn't even carry MA r104. Or any of his other "home states" Michigan, New Hampshire or Cali. Good thing he's buying a home in Utah.
|by Anonymous||reply 107||05/18/2013|
I was never acting like two different people, idiot @ R106. And where exactly did I agree with myself? The conservatives that troll here getting more stupid by the day.
|by Anonymous||reply 108||05/18/2013|
Seriously, is peg back and just posting anonymously?
|by Anonymous||reply 109||05/18/2013|
Bump for R108 since he likes to talk to himself.
|by Anonymous||reply 110||05/24/2013|
The morons(s) who say they prefer Romney seem to forget that the people with whom he surrounded himself were PUSHING for yet another fucking war - Iran. And if you know anything, you know Iran is NOT Iraq.
Now I don't know if you live in homes munching on lead paint chips all day, but was the TWO TRILLION fucking dollars we already spent on bullshit wars not enough for you?
So yeah, keep making a HUGE deal about four deaths in Benghazi because I'm sure we wouldn't have thousands of dead Americans if Romney and his neo con vermin got into the WH.
|by Anonymous||reply 111||05/24/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 112||05/24/2013|
Shitstains simply won't happen when your underwear is Sacred.
|by Anonymous||reply 113||05/24/2013|
Sounding better and better.
|by Anonymous||reply 114||06/08/2013|
Oh, wait... you were serious? Oh, dear...
|by Anonymous||reply 116||06/08/2013|
Great. It would be so much more tolerable to listen to people shitting all over Romney for four year than to listen to people shitting all over Obama.
|by Anonymous||reply 117||06/08/2013|
[quote]our foreign policy wouldn't be run using a dart board,
Do you consciously bullshit or are you really this ignorant?
Here's an idea: Go GOOGLE Romney's foreign policy cabal so as to remind yourself exactly who he tapped to head up his foreign policy. We would already be in another WAR (because we can really afford it!) and he'd probably be giving tax cuts to the wealthiest during that war. At what point do you neo cons realize you're the reason we're fucked?
And in case you didn't already know...Iran is NOT Iraq.
|by Anonymous||reply 118||06/08/2013|
He didn't just promise us war with Iran. He also planned major confrontations with both Russia and China, even to the extent of Taiwan independence.
|by Anonymous||reply 119||06/08/2013|