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Sex at work?

Have you had sex at work?

I had at least 2 situations...

Extended Meeting at a bank branch. Manager is hot. On a bathroom break, manager signals me to follow him. We go to the bathroom and suck each other off.

Other one is at a business dinner with 8 people including a screen legend and NYC doyenne. Boyfriend of one of the attendees starts playing footsie with me. Everyone goes back to the estate of Mr. Footsie and boyfriend and I get sucked off leaning against the dining table while everyone is in the garden. I would have been ruined if found out. Ended up with an ongoing fling with Mr. Footsie. Still a way hot memory.

You?

by Anonymousreply 5211/07/2012

[quote]including a screen legend and NYC doyenne

MARY!

by Anonymousreply 111/04/2012

I used to call phone lines in the late 80's and have guys come over to my empty office, after hours for a few tricks.

I was young and sexually compulsive.

Oh... l'amour.

by Anonymousreply 211/04/2012

Classy.

by Anonymousreply 311/04/2012

working for a major Polish Airlines as a stew during my rest breaks depending on aircraft sometimes go for a blow or fuck

by Anonymousreply 411/04/2012

WHICH screen legend?

by Anonymousreply 511/04/2012

[quote] including a screen legend and NYC doyenne

Clearly OP is referring to the late, great Kitty Carlisle Hart.

by Anonymousreply 611/04/2012

The doyenne is Miss Peter Jennings and the receiver is his wife, David Tyler Muir.

by Anonymousreply 711/04/2012

Margaret r6 is correct. It was Kitty Carlisle Hart. Yes, I realize she's more doyenne than screen legend but it was a wild experience.

by Anonymousreply 811/04/2012

Yes. At my current job, I was hired to be an admin assistant, but if I'm being perfectly honest, I'm just here to be my boss's fuck toy. I don't really do anything but tabulate an expense report once a month and answer the occasional phone call.

The rest of the time I'm either playing games on the computer, Facebooking, or I'm in my boss's office for afternoon "meetings" that consist of lunch that we order in, followed by office gossip and some sort of sexual activity (making out, handjobs, blowjobs).

by Anonymousreply 911/04/2012

R9, did you know that you'd be a sex toy when you were hired?

by Anonymousreply 1011/04/2012

R9's co-workers resent him and will be delighted to see him go when the boss-man moves on to the next twink.

by Anonymousreply 1111/04/2012

[quote]R9's co-workers resent him

Why should R9 give fuck what his co-workers think? Milk it while it lasts, R9.

by Anonymousreply 1211/04/2012

R9, is your boss attractive or would you fuck him if he wasn't your boss? Are you hot?

by Anonymousreply 1311/04/2012

[R9] tell us more- what type of business are you in? Well besides sex for hire?

by Anonymousreply 1411/04/2012

OP darling, from the garden we were watching everything that transpired in the dining room.

by Anonymousreply 1511/04/2012

The boyfriend of one of the attendees did this? Why wasn't the boyfriend an attendee too?

by Anonymousreply 1611/04/2012

Used to work in the building on 57 th St where Hammacher Schlemmer is. One Saturday I was in the office alone and the hot black security guard came p to my floor. He rubbed his crotch, I eyed him up, and he pulled it out and I sucked him off in the middle of the suite. Awesome!

by Anonymousreply 1711/04/2012

damn, these stories are hot.

how did the guy guess that it was kitty carlisle hart??

by Anonymousreply 1811/04/2012

r17, any more details?

I used to work at an upscale hotel and the UPS driver (a lean hot black guy) would always come into the office for signatures and I could tell was flirting....One time, after hours, I was working and he was at the front doors. I brought him into my office to sign, and really thought about doing something, but wimped out.

by Anonymousreply 1911/04/2012

A few years ago, I met some married 9 inch guy on CL and he came to my office and he ended up blowing me while I sat in the conference room table. After it was over, I freaked out because we had recently installed a webcam in the conf. room and it was possible for my techy boss to be testing it out.

Another time, I met a married guy in my office building and I sucked him off in the stairwell on a weekend. Literally 10 seconds after he zipped up, some guy walked in the stairwell. Yikes.

by Anonymousreply 2011/04/2012

OP, that's not really sex AT work, now was it ?

by Anonymousreply 2111/04/2012

I wish I were as bold as some of you sluts.

by Anonymousreply 2211/04/2012

[quote] how did the guy guess that it was kitty carlisle hart??

Easy guess - There really was only one NY society doyenne who was also a film star (Arlene Dahl doesn't count).

And who says I'm a guy?

by Anonymousreply 2311/04/2012

I've never had sex at work, but when I was in college I hooked up with this guy I met in an AOL chatroom. He was a married mechanic and he took me to the car maintenance shop where he worked (it was near a busy highway). We fucked in his office.

by Anonymousreply 2411/04/2012

R9 here. No, I didn't know I'd be a sex toy when I was hired.

Yes, I'd probably fuck him even if he wasn't my boss - he's older (late 40s), but very attractive (to me, anyway). I wouldn't call either of us hot, exactly. But neither of us is bad-looking.

It's a private non-profit organization, and that's about as much as I feel comfortable revealing.

I do plan on milking it for as long as I can. It's an easy job, and I like my boss.

by Anonymousreply 2511/04/2012

I forgot about an encounter I had at someone else's work.

I answered a CL ad a long time ago. I ended up going to an apartment manager's office and getting blown.

by Anonymousreply 2611/04/2012

Oh, I forgot the other people's work places...

Got blown in a factory, a married guy who owned a garage (cars), back building behind fire department with on-duty firefighter, offices, a casino security guard came to my room and blew me in the dark, etc. I'm sure there were others.

by Anonymousreply 2711/04/2012

Working in a downtown building where a couple of floors were being redone. Had some hot lunchtime sex in one of those floors with a guy I scoped out in the company restroom.

by Anonymousreply 2811/04/2012

For r19: he had a really thick cock, and was verbal (in a good way, not in a bad porn film way)--"that dick's all for you, suck on it". Hotter than it sounds LOL.

Cruised a guy on the street one time and he took me to a shop that was closed. He used his keys to open it up and I was in the middle of sucking him off when the lights came on and the owner caught us! I got the hell out, and can only assume the guy got fired.

by Anonymousreply 2911/04/2012

We are not jealous of the sex our co-worker is having with our plump, hairy boss. We're just sore cause we are working our asses off and the twink ain't doing dick. Well, actually...

by Anonymousreply 3011/04/2012

Damn! how come I don't get this action at work?

by Anonymousreply 3111/04/2012

I was a laboratory supervisor in a large hospital. One of the nursing supervisors was a man and we met frequently to "problem" solve.

At another job where I supervised about 40 people one of my employees had a crush on me. One day in the rest room he stood next to me at the urinal with an undisguised hardon. I zipped up as he stood back from the urinal showing off his dick. He was also married but he was so cute. I asked him to meet me in my office. I mentored that young man.

by Anonymousreply 3211/04/2012

Yes, in my 20's. It was in the custodian's closet...with the custodian. (No joke). He was young and cute but suffered from rosacea. After that he kept stopping by my cubical and bothering me so I had to tell him to please go the fuck away.

by Anonymousreply 3311/04/2012

Sort of - I work as an Estate Agent (realtor) in the UK in a city known for having a large gay population.

I've had clients come on to me in their homes (my workplace, technically) more times than I care to remember over the last 20 years and taken up up more than a few on their offers.

by Anonymousreply 3411/04/2012

I have sex at work on a regular basis

by Anonymousreply 3511/04/2012

Yes.

by Anonymousreply 3611/04/2012

I can't you people are doing this at work. Is you stupid?

by Anonymousreply 3711/04/2012

R37 We may be stupid, but at least we can form a simple English sentence.

by Anonymousreply 3811/04/2012

You are all total whores.

by Anonymousreply 3911/04/2012

R16, both guys of the couple were there. I referred to the guy I played with as "the boyfriend" because he was the one with whom I was less familiar (and the one who was not famous). Both were there.

by Anonymousreply 4011/04/2012

Anyone here ever have sex with their doctor?Mines hot so I've fantasized about it but he's married so I assume straight.

by Anonymousreply 4111/05/2012

R41 - Not exactly what you want to hear, but after scuba-diving in Hawaii I contracted an inner ear infection that sent me to the Waikiki "Hotel Doctor's" office. The physician was so beautiful that when he placed his face right over mine - to look up my nose (not sexy) - it took a great deal of strength not to press my lips against his.

Any sexual advances on my part would have been impossible due to the nurses in the room. Besides, I felt pretty crummy. A nice vacation memory anyway.

Aloha.

by Anonymousreply 4211/05/2012

That cracked me up, R42. Aloha.

by Anonymousreply 4311/05/2012

Mahalo R43

by Anonymousreply 4411/05/2012

Twice so far. These things just keep happening to me! Really.

Tall guy, well-suited, not attractive to me, not unattractive, just there, casually known in the company. One business lunch a space salesman had been plying me with drinks, I guess I obliged and it showed. Going back to work in the elevator I ran into Mr. Circulation. I'd never looked at him before. Somehow, we didn't get off at 12 but rode up to 15 "to check out" new space we were soon to take on that empty floor. In some mid-corridor large office we did it standing up, went back to work. He had a huge, fat dick. Who knew?

Mail room guy! I went down to push a job I had in, somehow ended up being shown the collation machine, the progress of the job, by a hot black guy. I think he was just our of school. Very skater-like, very Anton Apolo Ohno, but young. Our fingers, hands, kept touching as he proudly showed me his machine. I took him home that night. We had sex on the couch. Saw him a couple of times. That I know of, no one I know or he know knows of it. Near Christmas I gave him something for his …. I don't even know where or how he lives … he said "oh, boy, you're gong to be trouble for me." I see him with girls now all the time.

Not office, but elephant man. Central Park Zoo one lunch, hot ginger-haired stud carrying two buckets of feed. He took me to the brick service building between the birds and the elephants. Hot time!

Not office or zoo but LIRR. I saw this tall blond guy last February with an older man at East Hampton Waldbaum's. Other than he was hot, thought little of it. Going in on the late Sunday train, coach almost empty, he sat opposite me and begin fondling himself. We beat off across the asile! Later he went into another car. I thought I was to follow so we could talk and really connect. Lost him.

Staten Island Ferry? Heard the few old ships had bathrooms and stuff could happen. Maybe just the one now. I found a few people sitting. Not for me. Once alone at trough a worker came in, took me into some enclosed motor room down where the cars were. Real working-class married guy. Fun.

Who needs Chelsea?

Am I doomed to the life of a slut?

by Anonymousreply 4511/05/2012

At my last job,oooh yes. We used to fuck on the roof of the office building all of the time. One time we stayed after hours and fucked on the conference table, in his chair and on top of these leather cube-chairs we had in the office. The cleaning guy saw us that night and turned around. I would also schedule my sick days around his business trips and we'd fuck all over the country, which we continued to do after I got laid off.

We've been going at each other for 4 years now and I'm dying to get him on the conference table of my current office.

by Anonymousreply 4611/05/2012

The company hired a new marketing manager, and temporarily gave him the office next to my boss. He was a little chubby but good looking and charming. I decided I had to fuck him; I would work late and make sure I left when he did - small talk on the elevator, etc. Finally one night I said let's go have a drink. Did I know a place? he asked, since he was new to the city. Asked if a gay bar was OK with him (the final test to be sure he was gay) - it was. At the bar he told me his life story - had a partner/LTR, they were living in the suburbs, but he was clearly unhappy. I kept getting him drunker, then took him back to the office and we fucked on his sofa until very late. He was too drunk to drive home so I took him to my apartment - he called the partner and said he was stuck at work and would get a hotel room. We fucked all night and he did the walk of shame the next morning - had to wear the same suit back to work! He keeps saying we shouldn't have done it, but we've done it again since without him being drunk...

by Anonymousreply 4711/06/2012

a couple times while working non-sex industry jobs...

first- I was a building manager for a toney apartment building and got with one of the remodeling contractors. the funny thing was that for breakfast I had eaten an omelet with hot peppers and while deep throating him his cock started to burn up.

second- a few months ago at my gardening job. the downstairs family had moved out and their place was for sale. some staging guy from the real estate company kept watching me work and suggested I take my shirt off. then he invited me in for a glass of water and to show my appreciation I stuffed his mouth full of my large boner

by Anonymousreply 4811/06/2012

Yes, I sucked a co-worker of mine dick in the bathroom it was hot. He teased me one day (as far as I know he didn't know I was gay) when he was done by the urinal by telling "Adrian come shake it for me."

Well, I (who was by the sink) turned around and walked up to him while he was still at the urinal, and he was giggling at me cause he really was joking, and I grabbed his dick. He stopped giggling and was shocked. He weakly tried pushing me away but next thing was his dick ended up in my mouth as I sucked it for him a few times.

The nigga didn't know what to do after that. I went to one of the stalls and soon enough he followed me into it. I finished him off.

It continued later on when he invited me to his apartment to watch a game over some beers...

by Anonymousreply 4911/06/2012

Election is over. Let's replace politics on the DL front page with gossip and fun stuff again.

by Anonymousreply 5011/07/2012

I don't shit where I eat.

by Anonymousreply 5111/07/2012

[quote]Have you had sex at work?

Are you kidding?? I consider myself lucky if I get it at home.

by Anonymousreply 5211/07/2012
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