You've got to be kidding me.
Cockgobbler Aaron Schock wants to be Illinois' next governor
|by Anonymous||reply 98||01/06/2014|
Ugh. IL hardly needs another douchebag as governor. He'll need a "wife" if he really wants to go any further. Perhaps he'll call Charlie Crist for advice on that.
|by Anonymous||reply 2||11/02/2012|
Will she wear her turquoise belt and pink gingham shirt to the inauguration?
|by Anonymous||reply 3||11/02/2012|
He'll be the gayest governor since....me!
|by Anonymous||reply 4||11/02/2012|
I wonder if he'll pull out that woman he's "dating." You know, the military woman stationed overseas.
|by Anonymous||reply 5||11/02/2012|
Is Charlie Crist through with his, R5?
|by Anonymous||reply 6||11/02/2012|
Because he ONE TIME dressed a lil bit flamboyant, you all are CERTAIN he's a hetboi?
|by Anonymous||reply 7||11/02/2012|
YES WE ARE, R7.
|by Anonymous||reply 8||11/02/2012|
Oh, Mary! Who does she think she is!
|by Anonymous||reply 9||11/02/2012|
This clown's name should be Aaron Schlock.
|by Anonymous||reply 10||11/02/2012|
Three snaps and a twirl, you GO girl!
|by Anonymous||reply 11||11/02/2012|
No wonder this closet case doesn't want to admit he's gay.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||11/02/2012|
You have to have serious bad gaydar to not see that Aaron is a gay man.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||11/02/2012|
I don't want him to admit he's gay. Or be gay, but that ship has sunk.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||11/02/2012|
He is got my vote!
We need a hot bod in the State House!
|by Anonymous||reply 15||11/02/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 16||11/02/2012|
[quote] Cockgobbler Aaron Schock
Bwahahahaha!!! I love that name.
He sounds like a Batman villain - the COCKGOBBLER!
|by Anonymous||reply 17||11/02/2012|
He's like Nomi Malone from Showgirls. Bitch is ambitious but she'll never be president.
|by Anonymous||reply 18||11/02/2012|
I think she is lovely!
|by Anonymous||reply 19||11/02/2012|
Why didn't the Democrats in Illinois re-district this asshole out? They were talking about doing it after the 2010 Midterms.
|by Anonymous||reply 20||11/02/2012|
I think they targeted Joe Walsh's district instead, feeling Schock was not a legitimate threat for statewide office.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||11/02/2012|
Was Walsh? The guy is a nut. (Which is probably why he's losing to Duckworth).
|by Anonymous||reply 22||11/02/2012|
Don't most governorships have some sort of minimum height requirement?
|by Anonymous||reply 23||11/02/2012|
We endorse Aaron with love and affection.
|by Anonymous||reply 24||11/03/2012|
[quote]I wonder if he'll pull out that woman he's "dating." You know, the military woman stationed overseas.
R5. I believe Aaron's girlfriend lives in Canada. Flight attendant. Always in the air. Busy, busy. Always so busy. Same with Aaron.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||11/03/2012|
A flight attendant would be a perfect political beard, wife-to-be. Probably has a somewhat flexible flight schedule so she can make strategic campaign appearances. Then she can conveniently go back and resume her own busy life. I'm sure she meets height and weight requirements.
|by Anonymous||reply 26||11/03/2012|
Oh boys, mamma's mussey is dry as a desert. Aaron is a cutie, but Mamma is just not into mussey on mussey action.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||11/03/2012|
I live in his district.
They created a central Illinois Republican vote sink for Schock to try to discourage him from running statewide and staying in the safe house seat. Now if Schock wanted to run hard core Tea Partier he'd probably still win if he did that in this district, yet he has been obviously positioning himself for statewide office by running commercials talking about sometimes agreeing with Obama.
He also just sent out a fake newspaper as campaign lit that brags about 12 unions endorsing him and that he votes with Obama 30 percent of the time.
BTW, the mailer also has a picture in it with a nelly-looking 15 year old Aaron standing with his parents and smiling widely with gravel dust all over his clothes (why a 30-year-old several-term congressman is still running on his background as a teen is beyond me but whatever).
|by Anonymous||reply 28||11/03/2012|
If Durbin decides to retire, I could see Aaron going for the Senate instead.
But if Schock stays in the governor's race then we will have two closteted gays running for the GOP nomination in Schock and Treasurer Dan Rutherford.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||11/03/2012|
Aaron should date Reichen.
|by Anonymous||reply 30||11/03/2012|
Strictly small time
|by Anonymous||reply 31||11/03/2012|
[quote]They created a central Illinois Republican vote sink for Schock to try to discourage him from running statewide and staying in the safe house seat. Now if Schock wanted to run hard core Tea Partier he'd probably still win if he did that in this district, yet he has been obviously positioning himself for statewide office by running commercials talking about sometimes agreeing with Obama.
Does he run the risk of falling out of the state party leadership's good graces?
The redistrticting kind of sounds like what happened with Michele Bachmann's district which became even more conservative. Have to wonder if they want to keep her out of more responsible positions.
|by Anonymous||reply 32||11/03/2012|
Well if Schock decides to run for governor, then he'll never have time to date. He'll be so busy that it will ruin his love life.
But some people were just meant to serve the people even if it means never having a girlfriend.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||11/03/2012|
r28, you HAVE to scan that picture.
|by Anonymous||reply 34||11/03/2012|
R28 do the people in your district not believe the rumors or do they know/not care?
|by Anonymous||reply 35||11/03/2012|
Like he has a shot against that hot daddy Peter Florrick.
|by Anonymous||reply 36||11/03/2012|
Oh Aaron, I'm thinking of dumping "Crazy Eyes" soon, and I think you and I would be wonderful together. I'm sure we could find a top somewhere to satisfy us or else one of those double headed devices the lesbians use
|by Anonymous||reply 37||11/03/2012|
Because he's a cockgobbler or did you simply feel the need to gratuitously add that, as in "pussylover Chris Hayes now appearing on MSNBC"
|by Anonymous||reply 38||11/03/2012|
I have very weak 'Dar, and maybe I just fall for stereoytpe, but I still have a very difficult time accepting Chris as str8.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||11/03/2012|
I just looked for it to scan but I think I threw it out. Sorry!
There are rumors in the district but it's very Republican to begin with, and secondly Schock is very good at sucking up to people/campaigning so people just look the other way.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/03/2012|
I liked the thread title,OP. In my top ten favorites, right up there with "I find all the saggy breasts on Dynasty distracting!"
|by Anonymous||reply 41||11/03/2012|
Oops... Correction, it read I find all the saggy tits on dynasty distracting."
|by Anonymous||reply 42||11/03/2012|
awww thanks r41/r42
|by Anonymous||reply 43||11/04/2012|
Her campaign will be called "Red, White and Blew."
|by Anonymous||reply 44||11/04/2012|
From gobbler to governer, the Aaron Schock story.
|by Anonymous||reply 45||11/04/2012|
It's your lucky day.
I was bored and searched for the Schock mailer and wound up able to scan the pic of him from his teenage gravel pit days.
|by Anonymous||reply 46||11/06/2012|
He looks really "special" in that pic.
|by Anonymous||reply 47||11/06/2012|
Caption: Aaron on his first visit to Chips-Ahoy's industrial bakery.
|by Anonymous||reply 48||11/06/2012|
What a pretty princess in r46's pic! Little Aaron must have been very popular in that gravel pit.
|by Anonymous||reply 49||11/06/2012|
Cockgobbler Aaron gets moist when a microphone sticks up toward his face.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||11/06/2012|
Kellan Lutz isn't the only one who likes to show off his pecs.
|by Anonymous||reply 51||11/06/2012|
Cockgobbler Schock's butch pose.
|by Anonymous||reply 52||11/06/2012|
You go gurl!
|by Anonymous||reply 53||11/06/2012|
He is such a power bottom
|by Anonymous||reply 54||11/06/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 55||11/06/2012|
The infamous pink plaid shirt and turquoise belt worn by the straight-acting Congressional twink.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||11/06/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 57||11/06/2012|
anonymous, link please!
|by Anonymous||reply 58||11/06/2012|
Is that little bitch really 5' 8"? She lookes 5' 5" tops (pardon the pun).
|by Anonymous||reply 59||11/06/2012|
Would I lie to you?
|by Anonymous||reply 60||11/06/2012|
Aaron's audition tape for "Will & Grace: The Movie"
|by Anonymous||reply 61||11/06/2012|
Any hi res pics of AS? I prefer jerking off to hi res pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||11/06/2012|
Friends, sisters, and pals!
|by Anonymous||reply 63||11/06/2012|
R63. Please photoshop your photo so it looks like Ryan is holding hands with Schock.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||11/06/2012|
I'm dating Julianne Moore... seriously!
|by Anonymous||reply 65||11/06/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 66||11/06/2012|
Aaron, you're dating her son.
|by Anonymous||reply 67||11/06/2012|
Hi! I got your grindr message. Yes, I know the mens room off the main concourse at Union Station.
|by Anonymous||reply 68||11/06/2012|
Whatcha talkin bout, Willis? I just happen to have a wide stance.
|by Anonymous||reply 69||11/06/2012|
Re that high school pic - only fifteen and on his knees already.
|by Anonymous||reply 70||11/06/2012|
You look familiar. Didn't we meet in the woods by the P Street Beach?
|by Anonymous||reply 71||11/06/2012|
|by Anonymous||reply 72||11/06/2012|
Aaron looks cute in r46's linked pic in a Harry Potter nerd kind of way. Bummer that he turned out to be such a self loathing ambitious republican closet case.
|by Anonymous||reply 73||11/06/2012|
Hey girl! You gonna be at brunch later?
|by Anonymous||reply 74||11/06/2012|
Can't a guy tie his shoe without people thinking he's cruising for sex?
|by Anonymous||reply 75||11/06/2012|
R75. Aaron is just short of having Accidental Male Nudity.
|by Anonymous||reply 76||11/06/2012|
I flunked phys.ed. all through school but tossing this damn ball will be worthwhile if it gets me into the locker room after the game.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||11/06/2012|
The cockgobbler sparkles with Pride.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||11/06/2012|
Holy crapola! There was a video camera hidden in the sauna.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||11/06/2012|
Heh! I asked for a sweater for my birthday. Instead I got a moaner.
|by Anonymous||reply 80||11/06/2012|
I want to make Aaron squeal as I pummel his hole.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||11/06/2012|
I like making men squeal with delight.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||11/06/2012|
I luuuurve the COCKGOBBLER!
|by Anonymous||reply 83||11/06/2012|
Gotta run! There's a sale on Jeff Stryker autographed dildos at the Pleasure Chest.
|by Anonymous||reply 84||11/06/2012|
What possesses people to think I could possibly be gay?
|by Anonymous||reply 85||11/06/2012|
Post a 'smell the cookies' shot and it's confirmed.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||11/06/2012|
Sisters, sisters. There were never such devoted sisters. Many men have tried to split us up but no one can.
|by Anonymous||reply 87||11/06/2012|
Look at it this way, Paul, now you'll have more time to meet me in the gym.
|by Anonymous||reply 88||11/07/2012|
Although she is an annoying nelly queen she would NOT be the first 'Mo president!
|by Anonymous||reply 89||11/07/2012|
The headline to this thread reeks of self-loathing.
|by Anonymous||reply 90||11/07/2012|
Not sure what wanting to be governor has to do with "self-loathing." Sadly, the silly "self-loathing" accusors at DL are usually examples of that problem - and they reek.
|by Anonymous||reply 91||11/07/2012|
Schock is an anti-gay closet case, we owe him ZERO respect about his homosexuality R90.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||11/07/2012|
R91, you know he voted to keep DADT in place, right?
That's why he's self-loathing.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||11/07/2012|
R93, you know R90 claims "The headline to this thread reeks of self-loathing." The Log Cabinette is talking about the headline writer/OP, not about Aaron Schock.
Yes, we know that Schock voted against the repeal of DADT. We know he's a self-loathing closet case. That's why we want to brand him through Google searches as "gay" and "cockgobbler" in the way that Santorum became fecal matter.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||11/07/2012|
[R88] More likely, Paul and li'l aaron will meet in the congressional steamroom! "Yes, Daddy! I've been a bad boy!"
|by Anonymous||reply 95||11/07/2012|
Paul: Aaron, you little bitch! I'm going to pretend your tight little hole is a Democrat, and I'm going to teach you a lesson.
Aaron: Oh yes, Daddy. I'm a naughty liberal. Teach me a lesson!
|by Anonymous||reply 96||11/11/2012|
He's as gay as a hat-box full of glitter.
|by Anonymous||reply 97||01/05/2014|
He will [italic]never[/italic] be governor of Illinois.
|by Anonymous||reply 98||01/06/2014|