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Cockgobbler Aaron Schock wants to be Illinois' next governor

You've got to be kidding me.

by Anonymousreply 9801/06/2014

Ugh. IL hardly needs another douchebag as governor. He'll need a "wife" if he really wants to go any further. Perhaps he'll call Charlie Crist for advice on that.

by Anonymousreply 211/02/2012

Will she wear her turquoise belt and pink gingham shirt to the inauguration?

by Anonymousreply 311/02/2012

He'll be the gayest governor!

by Anonymousreply 411/02/2012

I wonder if he'll pull out that woman he's "dating." You know, the military woman stationed overseas.

by Anonymousreply 511/02/2012

Is Charlie Crist through with his, R5?

by Anonymousreply 611/02/2012

Because he ONE TIME dressed a lil bit flamboyant, you all are CERTAIN he's a hetboi?

by Anonymousreply 711/02/2012


by Anonymousreply 811/02/2012

Oh, Mary! Who does she think she is!

by Anonymousreply 911/02/2012

This clown's name should be Aaron Schlock.

by Anonymousreply 1011/02/2012

Three snaps and a twirl, you GO girl!

by Anonymousreply 1111/02/2012

No wonder this closet case doesn't want to admit he's gay.

by Anonymousreply 1211/02/2012

You have to have serious bad gaydar to not see that Aaron is a gay man.

by Anonymousreply 1311/02/2012

I don't want him to admit he's gay. Or be gay, but that ship has sunk.

by Anonymousreply 1411/02/2012

He is got my vote!

We need a hot bod in the State House!

by Anonymousreply 1511/02/2012


by Anonymousreply 1611/02/2012

[quote] Cockgobbler Aaron Schock

Bwahahahaha!!! I love that name.

He sounds like a Batman villain - the COCKGOBBLER!

by Anonymousreply 1711/02/2012

He's like Nomi Malone from Showgirls. Bitch is ambitious but she'll never be president.

by Anonymousreply 1811/02/2012

I think she is lovely!

by Anonymousreply 1911/02/2012

Why didn't the Democrats in Illinois re-district this asshole out? They were talking about doing it after the 2010 Midterms.

by Anonymousreply 2011/02/2012

I think they targeted Joe Walsh's district instead, feeling Schock was not a legitimate threat for statewide office.

by Anonymousreply 2111/02/2012

Was Walsh? The guy is a nut. (Which is probably why he's losing to Duckworth).

by Anonymousreply 2211/02/2012

Don't most governorships have some sort of minimum height requirement?

by Anonymousreply 2311/02/2012

We endorse Aaron with love and affection.

by Anonymousreply 2411/03/2012

[quote]I wonder if he'll pull out that woman he's "dating." You know, the military woman stationed overseas.

R5. I believe Aaron's girlfriend lives in Canada. Flight attendant. Always in the air. Busy, busy. Always so busy. Same with Aaron.

by Anonymousreply 2511/03/2012

A flight attendant would be a perfect political beard, wife-to-be. Probably has a somewhat flexible flight schedule so she can make strategic campaign appearances. Then she can conveniently go back and resume her own busy life. I'm sure she meets height and weight requirements.

by Anonymousreply 2611/03/2012

Oh boys, mamma's mussey is dry as a desert. Aaron is a cutie, but Mamma is just not into mussey on mussey action.

by Anonymousreply 2711/03/2012

I live in his district.

They created a central Illinois Republican vote sink for Schock to try to discourage him from running statewide and staying in the safe house seat. Now if Schock wanted to run hard core Tea Partier he'd probably still win if he did that in this district, yet he has been obviously positioning himself for statewide office by running commercials talking about sometimes agreeing with Obama.

He also just sent out a fake newspaper as campaign lit that brags about 12 unions endorsing him and that he votes with Obama 30 percent of the time.

BTW, the mailer also has a picture in it with a nelly-looking 15 year old Aaron standing with his parents and smiling widely with gravel dust all over his clothes (why a 30-year-old several-term congressman is still running on his background as a teen is beyond me but whatever).

by Anonymousreply 2811/03/2012

If Durbin decides to retire, I could see Aaron going for the Senate instead.

But if Schock stays in the governor's race then we will have two closteted gays running for the GOP nomination in Schock and Treasurer Dan Rutherford.

by Anonymousreply 2911/03/2012

Aaron should date Reichen.

by Anonymousreply 3011/03/2012

Strictly small time

by Anonymousreply 3111/03/2012

[quote]They created a central Illinois Republican vote sink for Schock to try to discourage him from running statewide and staying in the safe house seat. Now if Schock wanted to run hard core Tea Partier he'd probably still win if he did that in this district, yet he has been obviously positioning himself for statewide office by running commercials talking about sometimes agreeing with Obama.

Does he run the risk of falling out of the state party leadership's good graces?

The redistrticting kind of sounds like what happened with Michele Bachmann's district which became even more conservative. Have to wonder if they want to keep her out of more responsible positions.

by Anonymousreply 3211/03/2012

Well if Schock decides to run for governor, then he'll never have time to date. He'll be so busy that it will ruin his love life.

But some people were just meant to serve the people even if it means never having a girlfriend.

by Anonymousreply 3311/03/2012

r28, you HAVE to scan that picture.

by Anonymousreply 3411/03/2012

R28 do the people in your district not believe the rumors or do they know/not care?

by Anonymousreply 3511/03/2012

Like he has a shot against that hot daddy Peter Florrick.

by Anonymousreply 3611/03/2012

Oh Aaron, I'm thinking of dumping "Crazy Eyes" soon, and I think you and I would be wonderful together. I'm sure we could find a top somewhere to satisfy us or else one of those double headed devices the lesbians use

by Anonymousreply 3711/03/2012

Because he's a cockgobbler or did you simply feel the need to gratuitously add that, as in "pussylover Chris Hayes now appearing on MSNBC"

by Anonymousreply 3811/03/2012

I have very weak 'Dar, and maybe I just fall for stereoytpe, but I still have a very difficult time accepting Chris as str8.

by Anonymousreply 3911/03/2012


I just looked for it to scan but I think I threw it out. Sorry!


There are rumors in the district but it's very Republican to begin with, and secondly Schock is very good at sucking up to people/campaigning so people just look the other way.

by Anonymousreply 4011/03/2012

I liked the thread title,OP. In my top ten favorites, right up there with "I find all the saggy breasts on Dynasty distracting!"

by Anonymousreply 4111/03/2012

Oops... Correction, it read I find all the saggy tits on dynasty distracting."

by Anonymousreply 4211/03/2012

awww thanks r41/r42

by Anonymousreply 4311/04/2012

Her campaign will be called "Red, White and Blew."

by Anonymousreply 4411/04/2012

From gobbler to governer, the Aaron Schock story.

by Anonymousreply 4511/04/2012


It's your lucky day.

I was bored and searched for the Schock mailer and wound up able to scan the pic of him from his teenage gravel pit days.

by Anonymousreply 4611/06/2012

He looks really "special" in that pic.

by Anonymousreply 4711/06/2012

Caption: Aaron on his first visit to Chips-Ahoy's industrial bakery.

by Anonymousreply 4811/06/2012

What a pretty princess in r46's pic! Little Aaron must have been very popular in that gravel pit.

by Anonymousreply 4911/06/2012

Cockgobbler Aaron gets moist when a microphone sticks up toward his face.

by Anonymousreply 5011/06/2012

Kellan Lutz isn't the only one who likes to show off his pecs.

by Anonymousreply 5111/06/2012

Cockgobbler Schock's butch pose.

by Anonymousreply 5211/06/2012

You go gurl!

by Anonymousreply 5311/06/2012

He is such a power bottom

by Anonymousreply 5411/06/2012


by Anonymousreply 5511/06/2012

The infamous pink plaid shirt and turquoise belt worn by the straight-acting Congressional twink.

by Anonymousreply 5611/06/2012


by Anonymousreply 5711/06/2012

anonymous, link please!

by Anonymousreply 5811/06/2012

Is that little bitch really 5' 8"? She lookes 5' 5" tops (pardon the pun).

by Anonymousreply 5911/06/2012

Would I lie to you?

by Anonymousreply 6011/06/2012

Aaron's audition tape for "Will & Grace: The Movie"

by Anonymousreply 6111/06/2012

Any hi res pics of AS? I prefer jerking off to hi res pics.

by Anonymousreply 6211/06/2012

Friends, sisters, and pals!

by Anonymousreply 6311/06/2012

R63. Please photoshop your photo so it looks like Ryan is holding hands with Schock.

by Anonymousreply 6411/06/2012

I'm dating Julianne Moore... seriously!

by Anonymousreply 6511/06/2012


by Anonymousreply 6611/06/2012

Aaron, you're dating her son.

by Anonymousreply 6711/06/2012

Hi! I got your grindr message. Yes, I know the mens room off the main concourse at Union Station.

by Anonymousreply 6811/06/2012

Whatcha talkin bout, Willis? I just happen to have a wide stance.

by Anonymousreply 6911/06/2012

Re that high school pic - only fifteen and on his knees already.

by Anonymousreply 7011/06/2012

You look familiar. Didn't we meet in the woods by the P Street Beach?

by Anonymousreply 7111/06/2012

Pocket gay

by Anonymousreply 7211/06/2012

Aaron looks cute in r46's linked pic in a Harry Potter nerd kind of way. Bummer that he turned out to be such a self loathing ambitious republican closet case.

by Anonymousreply 7311/06/2012

Hey girl! You gonna be at brunch later?

by Anonymousreply 7411/06/2012

Can't a guy tie his shoe without people thinking he's cruising for sex?

by Anonymousreply 7511/06/2012

R75. Aaron is just short of having Accidental Male Nudity.

by Anonymousreply 7611/06/2012

I flunked phys.ed. all through school but tossing this damn ball will be worthwhile if it gets me into the locker room after the game.

by Anonymousreply 7711/06/2012

The cockgobbler sparkles with Pride.

by Anonymousreply 7811/06/2012

Holy crapola! There was a video camera hidden in the sauna.

by Anonymousreply 7911/06/2012

Heh! I asked for a sweater for my birthday. Instead I got a moaner.

by Anonymousreply 8011/06/2012

I want to make Aaron squeal as I pummel his hole.

by Anonymousreply 8111/06/2012

I like making men squeal with delight.

by Anonymousreply 8211/06/2012

I luuuurve the COCKGOBBLER!

by Anonymousreply 8311/06/2012

Gotta run! There's a sale on Jeff Stryker autographed dildos at the Pleasure Chest.

by Anonymousreply 8411/06/2012

What possesses people to think I could possibly be gay?

by Anonymousreply 8511/06/2012

Post a 'smell the cookies' shot and it's confirmed.

by Anonymousreply 8611/06/2012

Sisters, sisters. There were never such devoted sisters. Many men have tried to split us up but no one can.

by Anonymousreply 8711/06/2012

Look at it this way, Paul, now you'll have more time to meet me in the gym.

by Anonymousreply 8811/07/2012

Although she is an annoying nelly queen she would NOT be the first 'Mo president!

by Anonymousreply 8911/07/2012

The headline to this thread reeks of self-loathing.

by Anonymousreply 9011/07/2012

Not sure what wanting to be governor has to do with "self-loathing." Sadly, the silly "self-loathing" accusors at DL are usually examples of that problem - and they reek.

by Anonymousreply 9111/07/2012

Schock is an anti-gay closet case, we owe him ZERO respect about his homosexuality R90.

by Anonymousreply 9211/07/2012

R91, you know he voted to keep DADT in place, right?

That's why he's self-loathing.

by Anonymousreply 9311/07/2012

R93, you know R90 claims "The headline to this thread reeks of self-loathing." The Log Cabinette is talking about the headline writer/OP, not about Aaron Schock.

Yes, we know that Schock voted against the repeal of DADT. We know he's a self-loathing closet case. That's why we want to brand him through Google searches as "gay" and "cockgobbler" in the way that Santorum became fecal matter.

by Anonymousreply 9411/07/2012

[R88] More likely, Paul and li'l aaron will meet in the congressional steamroom! "Yes, Daddy! I've been a bad boy!"

by Anonymousreply 9511/07/2012

Paul: Aaron, you little bitch! I'm going to pretend your tight little hole is a Democrat, and I'm going to teach you a lesson.

Aaron: Oh yes, Daddy. I'm a naughty liberal. Teach me a lesson!

by Anonymousreply 9611/11/2012

He's as gay as a hat-box full of glitter.

by Anonymousreply 9701/05/2014

He will [italic]never[/italic] be governor of Illinois.

by Anonymousreply 9801/06/2014
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