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Oprah's Favorite Things 2012

With everything that's going on, she releases her yearly frau wishlist.

She is so out of touch with reality, it seems.

by Toni Breply 6311/14/2012

GOD, what horrible, useless and tasteless CRAP.

by Toni Breply 111/01/2012

Oprah is the most crass, superficial, and materialistic 'spiritual' person I've ever seen.

by Toni Breply 211/01/2012

And that crap? a 5 grand TV? What the??????

by Toni Breply 311/01/2012

It was always so vile to see hoards of women drooling and shrieking and wetting their pants when she'd bestow freebies (donated from publicity-hungry companies, not bought by her) on them during her revolting show. Remember the car episode: "You get the CAR! You ALL get the car!" Truly disgusting.

by Toni Breply 411/01/2012


Fuck that shit.

by Toni Breply 511/01/2012

Agreed, R4. The 'You get a car" line seems like a parody. And yes, Oprah gets all of the kudos and good press. Someone should run her over with a car.

by Toni Breply 611/01/2012

I love how she touts a 200 dollar cotton sweater.

by Toni Breply 711/01/2012


by Toni Breply 811/01/2012

Guarantee Oprah doesn't even know what half of those things are. We're supposed to believe she owns that pink scooter? Bitch please. Her 'favorite things' list goes to the highest bidding companies. It's, like, so totally obvious.

by Toni Breply 911/01/2012

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens

Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens

Brown paper packages tied up with strings

by Toni Breply 1011/01/2012

Is Gucci flatware on the list?

by Toni Breply 1111/01/2012

Seriously, R6? Running someone over for that? Let me introduce you to Dick Cheney, war criminal. Pick on someone who deserves it.

by Toni Breply 1211/01/2012

Is it just me, or is the list underwhelming? Nothing screams "WOW, I've never seen anything like THAT before". I don't want a scooter that I have to pedal like a bicycle when it runs out of electricity, i'd rather drive to the gym and know I'll make it all the way there without having to pedal.

by Toni Breply 1311/01/2012

Fuck you, OP. A $458 puffer jacket would have kept me afloat until Coast Guard found me on Monday.

by Toni Breply 1411/01/2012

I'm trying as hard as I can but the bitch won't go down easy.

by Toni Breply 1511/01/2012

Forget the apocalyptic storm outside with the ocean coming right up to our house...who wants to take a drive?

by Toni Breply 1611/01/2012

Sorry, wrong thread!

by Toni Breply 1711/01/2012

Thanks for the link. I'll try a few items on the list.

by Toni Breply 1811/01/2012

What does truffle butter taste like?

by Toni Breply 1911/01/2012

Well, it *is* Oprah's favorite things, not Jane Schmo's (who's just making ends meet) favorite things.

by Toni Breply 2011/01/2012

However, this made me gag a little..

"I was strolling down Madison Avenue, minding my own business, when this metallic pebbled leather bag started calling to me from the Tory Burch store. Guess it was meant to be."—Oprah

by Toni Breply 2111/01/2012

[quote]What does truffle butter taste like?

Gayle's beaver.

by Toni Breply 2211/01/2012

What a vacuous bunch of goop! I can't stand women who are self actualized or whatever.

by Toni Breply 2311/01/2012

Oprah's FAAAAAVORITE Material Things!

by Toni Breply 2411/01/2012

I wonder if Gayle naked is Oprah's iphone background.

by Toni Breply 2511/01/2012

the Pedestal Fan was on at the Jenners' place when I interviewed the Kardashians


by Toni Breply 2611/01/2012

There's not one thng in there I like

by Toni Breply 2711/02/2012

She's one sick bitch, with half of America starving or displaced.

by Toni Breply 2811/02/2012

What a load of crap she's hawking. She is such a has-been, though. People rarely mention her. No one even says they miss her show, or watch anything on OWN. Now, if only she would cancel Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, and Rachel Ray.

by Toni Breply 2911/02/2012

Those Bougainvillea Bangles will go wonderfully with my new earrings and caftan!

by Toni Breply 3011/02/2012

Oprah is our generation's Mr. Blackwell. A has been who pops up once a year with a list we read on the toilet.

by Toni Breply 3111/02/2012

Oprah coming out with Oprah's favorite super storm sandy things

Leather Hermes waders $5,900.00 ( special order) Neiman Marcus blow up raft $ 8,000.00 Fendi mink lined life vest $25,000.00

by Toni Breply 3211/02/2012

Oprah's faves are just advertisers!

The PR people for these products pitch products for Harpo to be included. It is not like O actually use any of these products. Her company decides what to feature.

by Toni Breply 3311/02/2012

Seriously, it's like she got GOOP to ghost-write it for her.

by Toni Breply 3411/02/2012

@Voice of The Night. The Goop Is THE WHITE OPRAH. Seriously, you nailed that. Kudos.

Also thanks for giving me material for another caustic review of how Oprah is just LIKE YOU.

I also have a post entitled "The Goopster" Is Insufferable. A Must See Pictorial of Goop & Co dressed like The Poors.

Also dressed in borrowed clothes from her daughter, 8 year old Apple. She is even wearing plastic & silver dressup shoes.

by Toni Breply 3511/02/2012

truffle butter=yummy

My beaver tastes like a sloppy joe!!

by Toni Breply 3611/02/2012

She said it herself.. my favourite thing is sitting on a fat ass yacht, eating truffle pizza, feeding my fat ass. All without the luxury of Gucci flatware, even though I'm Oprah fuckin Winfreh. And I luz Harpo, God knows I do.

by Toni Breply 3711/02/2012

Bring it on!

by Toni Breply 3811/02/2012

Does she even know stores like Target and K-mart exist?

by Toni Breply 3911/02/2012

Are we really to believe Miss Thang sleeps on a measly $2700 mattress?

by Toni Breply 4011/02/2012

R39 Oh yes she does, we get the Africa girl's school uniforms

by Toni Breply 4111/02/2012

Goopster it The White Oprah. I have dubbed her that for some time. Also I have a photo of Goop & Co Dressed like The Poors at Toys R Us. Apple is sucking her thumb in public. Chris has dreary grunge taste, spiffy kicks.

Now Goop has been caught in a dress so tight As well as tiny, she stoleif from Apple.

Raiding her 8 year old's closet. To feel young again.

Her plastic & silver dress up shoes are scary.

by Toni Breply 4211/02/2012

anyone on here ever have sex with Oprah?

by Toni Breply 4311/02/2012

The big-wigs at Susan G. Komen practically peed their pink panties every year, hoping some of their supporters' pink merch would make the list. Pathetic.

by Toni Breply 4411/02/2012

She touts products that aren't even sold in her size. Way to advertise the fakery.

by Toni Breply 4511/02/2012

She playin Santa

by Toni Breply 4611/02/2012

When did Oprah become this machine to pimp various products? I blame her book club. I think that's when she first realized she can "move markets" and that her audience was a bunch of brainless consumer sheep. And she thought to herself, "Why stop at books?"

by Toni Breply 4711/02/2012

Well, I never thought it would come to this.

A side by side facial show down.

I own exactly 1 "designer" item, on sale.

I adore Michael Kors, Oprah is co-pimping:

Glam Studded High Tops, Fancified kicks.

Take a look, what should I do now?

Throw my 1 coveted M. Kors piece away?

Not kicks, eye roll, please....

by Toni Breply 4811/02/2012

I actually own 1 designer item, I love Michael Kors. Why did she drag him into this....

I am offended on too many levels, M Kors, why?

by Toni Breply 4911/02/2012

Give it up R49. You sound retarded. You aren't funny at all.

by Toni Breply 5011/02/2012

Love how O name drops all over the place. And it IS true that she looks ridiculous pretending she wears gold metallic high tops while she scooters to work eating popcorn.

by Toni Breply 5111/02/2012

Wait another ten years until she's so fat and knarly she's hawking motorized scooters.

by Toni Breply 5211/02/2012

Meanwhile in Tennessee, Vernon Winfrey has fallen on hard times and Big O has told his soon to be ex-wife she better get out of his house, NOW!

[quote]"Why should I be put out, other than the fact that you can do it? Because you're a bully, and that's what bullies do," Barbara Winfrey said.

by Toni Breply 5311/02/2012

Truffle butter must be this year's Echire butter

by Toni Breply 5411/02/2012

Wow, that O sure is a cunt!

by Toni Breply 5511/02/2012

I wish I could find the clip from SNL where they did the parody of it.

by Toni Breply 5611/03/2012

Wow R53, that really shows what kind of person she is.

by Toni Breply 5711/03/2012

R56 Will Conan Work for you:

by Toni Breply 5811/04/2012

have you bitches entered yet to win these items?

by Toni Breply 5911/04/2012

[quote]hoards of women

Belated "OH MY!"

by Toni Breply 6011/04/2012

Just thank everything sacred that, unlike me, you don't have to live with a shrew even worse than Oprah, who, by the way, I think may be related to the Good Bishop. He has thousands of cousins!

by Toni Breply 6111/04/2012

Why do we feel the need to talk about this cow?

by Toni Breply 6211/04/2012

Did you bitches join?

by Toni Breply 6311/14/2012
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