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Fingering the hole

What's wrong with wearing a latex glove? Not th whole glove, just the finger part. I don't like the smell of ass to stain my finger and I prefer to keep my fingernails clean.

Would you be offended by a finger condom?

by Anonymousreply 2011/10/2012

Would I be offended?

Yes

by Anonymousreply 110/31/2012

Nope. It's still your ass.

by Anonymousreply 210/31/2012

I used to use a thimble but I kept losing them when the pucker did its spastic grip. Then I tried a mannequin hand, but I missed the sensation. Now I just use a designated finger that I don't use for anything else, and I keep it in a little locked case that wraps around it when it's not digging for ore. That way the discoloration and unremovable stink don't get me fired at the chocolate factory where I am truffle dipper. I just tell people I have a fungus infection.

by Anonymousreply 310/31/2012

thimbles are always funny

by Anonymousreply 410/31/2012

I have the girl do it

by Anonymousreply 510/31/2012

OP appears to be talking about her fetish for playing with the wag end of dogs down at the shelter where she volunteers. Because men expecting anal probing tend to be fresher than the OP's lips.

by Anonymousreply 610/31/2012

"the girl"

That's what we've always called Craig, by the way.

by Anonymousreply 710/31/2012

[R3].. so funny. I've not laughed so hard in ages.

by Anonymousreply 810/31/2012

Love the image of delicate OP's music-box jewelry case full of finger dickeys

by Anonymousreply 910/31/2012

Nope R5 is the funny one.

by Anonymousreply 1011/01/2012

OP, I'm with you. I always put a condom on when I finger someone's hole. And I never got a complaint.

If that someone doesn't want you to do it, it's not because of the condom--or lack of. Some guys like getting fingered. Some don't. Some like a dick up their ass. Some don't.

by Anonymousreply 1111/01/2012

The worst (well, one of the worst) part of Fifty Shades Of Gray is when Christian fingerfucks the girls asshole without rubber gloves and then cuddles up to her without washing his hands.

by Anonymousreply 1211/01/2012

If you want to wear a glove I don't see the problem...I've never been fingered with a glove before though lol and I've never heard a complaint about smelling or stains...if the fingeree washes his ass enough with soap it won't be too smelly (and no obviously don't put any chemicals in your hole). I've been told my ass tastes like cinnamon :D :D :D :D

by Anonymousreply 1311/01/2012

My ex douches his hole every day. I've never smelled ass. he's so tiny and feminine.

by Anonymousreply 1411/01/2012

I prefer Finishing The Hat.

by Anonymousreply 1511/01/2012

How are you going to feel his mangina pulse as it chews on your digits if they're wrapped in rubber?

by Anonymousreply 1611/01/2012

can someone give me jingle about the proper fingering positions

by Anonymousreply 1711/01/2012

R10 is the sort of person who leaves you smelling of ass just by shaking her hand.

by Anonymousreply 1811/01/2012

Use a French tickler..25 cents in the condom vending machines. It has a tail thing so it looks like its meant to stick up in the hole

by Anonymousreply 1911/01/2012

[quote]How are you going to feel his mangina pulse as it chews on your digits if they're wrapped in rubber?

Are you fingering a man or an underpass?

by Anonymousreply 2011/10/2012
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