who would have thought
Keith Urban in Speedos
|by Anonymous||reply 114||01/27/2015|
That's quite the clitty in those Speedos.
|by Anonymous||reply 1||10/30/2012|
he has always been fug.
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|by Anonymous||reply 3||10/30/2012|
...and hideously inked.
|by Anonymous||reply 4||10/30/2012|
What's his skin color, precisely?
|by Anonymous||reply 5||10/31/2012|
Comments at Website:
American women do not generally appreciate the charms of the old "banana hammock" but Keith wears them well.
- sloneygrl , San Diego, 31/10/2012 01:58
Why do Australian guys insist on wearing speedos? They make the hottest guys so gross. I dated an Aussie and he wore speedos exactly once (In America no less) and I immediately bought him board shorts. Seriously, you would never catch Koby Abberton running around in those banana hammocks. There is never a reason to wear these. EVER!
- Kristina , Raleigh, 31/10/2012 01:09
I'm American but have lived in France for ten years now, and i've never been a fan of speedos either, but the problem is, that's ALL the men wear out here, and if i tried to get my boyfriend into a big baggy pair of saggy swim trunks, not only would he be self-conscious, but he'd be unhappy, too, which just isn't worth it here on the Riviera. So, sorry fleabrain, i can't give you a high five on that one. And FC from Dallas, you sound utterly ridiculous, keep your puritan rants to yourself.
- Do Shut Up , Cannes, France, 30/10/2012 23:45
|by Anonymous||reply 6||10/31/2012|
Wow! He's a hunk- but LOSE THE NATY SPEEDOS!
- deb , bloomington, 31/10/2012 03:11
|by Anonymous||reply 7||10/31/2012|
Nooooooooooo. No self respecting man wears speedos. For athletes only.
- Lyn, Dublin, 29/10/2012 20:31
Great body but "budgie smugglers" ... seriously ?
- LadyCC, Worcester Park, 29/10/2012 21:40
Dang everyone all you can mention is how good he looks I noticed he is dressed improperly in front of a little girl Those Speedos are so improper for men to wear around children if you know what i mean, especially a father in front of his daughter Hollywood for you!
- FC, dallas, United States, 30/10/2012 17:12
Ugh, HATE HATE HATE men in Speedos. Ugh. And hate those tattoos. He looks horrible.
- fleabrain333, St. Augustine Beach, United States, 30/10/2012 15:59
Why don't men realize that they look better in swim shorts rather than Speedos?
- Canadian, Canada, 30/10/2012 14:28
are speedos considered to be more acceptable in Australia and Europe? because here in the states, we raise an eyebrow anytime someone comes strutting out in one... that beings said, he looks great!
- bethie, memphis, 30/10/2012 14:10
|by Anonymous||reply 8||10/31/2012|
His body is good, his dick is small and his face is broke.
|by Anonymous||reply 9||10/31/2012|
who would have thought what, OP?
|by Anonymous||reply 10||10/31/2012|
EEWWWW no thanks
|by Anonymous||reply 11||10/31/2012|
Those comments from the ladies are so sad. Why do they hate men's bodies so much? Keith can carry off a speedo, more power to him.
|by Anonymous||reply 12||10/31/2012|
That's an especially horrible tat on his chest.
|by Anonymous||reply 13||10/31/2012|
Nicole has gained weight. Good.
|by Anonymous||reply 14||10/31/2012|
Women do not like men's bodies. They learned all their lives that any man can be a potential sex offender. Look at that story about Roseanne complaining about pre-op trans using women's toilets. They're all afraid of the penis. And when a man wears a speedo it's like they're being raped all over again. Poor things.
|by Anonymous||reply 15||10/31/2012|
[quote]Dang everyone all you can mention is how good he looks I noticed he is dressed improperly in front of a little girl Those Speedos are so improper for men to wear around children if you know what i mean, especially a father in front of his daughter Hollywood for you! FC, dallas, United States, 30/10/2012 17:12
Americans are so fucked up about the human body.
|by Anonymous||reply 16||10/31/2012|
Not bad, actually.
|by Anonymous||reply 17||10/31/2012|
I would do him in a second
|by Anonymous||reply 18||10/31/2012|
He's not ugly at all, wait for Idol. He's in bright sunlight, and he has light colored eyes and it's hard to see. That's why his face is scrunched up from squinting. I have the same color and I can't even go out without sunglasses.
|by Anonymous||reply 19||10/31/2012|
[quote]his dick is small
How do you know? His dick is flaccid. Outside of a guy at a gay beach who wants attention, have you ever seen a guy who is hung huge flaccid in a Speedo?
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"Outside of a guy at a gay beach who wants attention, have you ever seen a guy who is hung huge flaccid in a Speedo?"
There are entire tumblers devoted to exactly this topic. Look it up.
|by Anonymous||reply 21||10/31/2012|
The tattoos ruin his looks.
|by Anonymous||reply 22||10/31/2012|
He doesn't look bad but I'm not attracted to him.
|by Anonymous||reply 23||10/31/2012|
Meh, I thought you meant Karl Urban. He's my dream man!
|by Anonymous||reply 24||10/31/2012|
ooh, much better r24.
I remember him from that movie where Helen Mirren wields a semiautomatic . . . don't hear much about him though.
|by Anonymous||reply 25||10/31/2012|
he's australian right? So it's second nature to them
|by Anonymous||reply 26||10/31/2012|
"Those Speedos are so improper for men to wear around children if you know what i mean, especially a father in front of his daughter Hollywood for you"
Nashville for you. Puritanical provincial.
|by Anonymous||reply 27||10/31/2012|
You never know what it's like til it's out and it's up. He could have a very nice cock. When it's cold and wet it's amazing how much they shrink! Like a frightened turtle..
|by Anonymous||reply 28||10/31/2012|
Has he been getting plastic surgery/ Botox with his wife? He looks pretty bad. Fits into a speedo nicely though.
|by Anonymous||reply 29||10/31/2012|
I'd hit that
|by Anonymous||reply 30||10/31/2012|
Why do twats refer to it as "those speedos" when talking about 1 person? It's "A SPEEDO", you moron. He's only wearing one.
|by Anonymous||reply 31||10/31/2012|
I'll bet he has a nice, warm, moist and inviting Aussie anus...
|by Anonymous||reply 32||10/31/2012|
Hate the tats, but he can carry off wearing a Speedo.
|by Anonymous||reply 33||10/31/2012|
[quote]who would have thought
OP, I'm guessing you were surprised that he looks so good in a Speedo but were afraid to commit. In view of your eloquence, who would have thought
|by Anonymous||reply 34||10/31/2012|
[quote]Has he been getting plastic surgery/ Botox with his wife? He looks pretty bad.
R29, he looks better than he used to!!
Examples at link:
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|by Anonymous||reply 36||10/31/2012|
This is why I love Trader Joes.
|by Anonymous||reply 37||10/31/2012|
[quote]Women do not like men's bodies. They learned all their lives that any man can be a potential sex offender. Look at that story about Roseanne complaining about pre-op trans using women's toilets. They're all afraid of the penis. And when a man wears a speedo it's like they're being raped all over again. Poor things.
|by Anonymous||reply 38||10/31/2012|
Uh, you can't be serious. Uh, have you given this very much thought.
|by Anonymous||reply 39||10/31/2012|
Girls don't care about Speedos because they are not sexually aroused by visual as a guy is. A guy will pop a boner at the sight of a tit or a gay guy at a great clothed ass. Not so much for girls.
|by Anonymous||reply 40||11/01/2012|
The penis must be concealed. It is a tool of rape and oppression.
|by Anonymous||reply 41||11/01/2012|
Speedos on men convey that a dude is trying to show off his genitals and lower body, which is considered perverted or non-masculine in the U.S. and increasingly in Europe. Men are not supposed to want to exhibit their bodies below the waist; that is what women do. ALso, as stated, men who display their genitals in public are viewed as dangerous, predatory, revolting exhibitionists. However, it is considered cool and masculine for men to boldly display their pecs, abs, and biceps.
|by Anonymous||reply 42||11/01/2012|
[quote]that is what women do
|by Anonymous||reply 43||11/01/2012|
only thick uncut Eastern European hunks should wear speedos
|by Anonymous||reply 44||11/01/2012|
Bumping this thread to show my contempt for male body hating North American fraus!
|by Anonymous||reply 45||11/01/2012|
I knew he'd have nice feet.
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|by Anonymous||reply 47||12/20/2012|
KU is from NZ
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|by Anonymous||reply 49||12/20/2012|
He looks good.
R42 is full of shit.
I have been wearing "speedo" all my life. I have the body and I like them. I do not give a rats ass about anything mentioned in R42's silly post.
|by Anonymous||reply 50||12/20/2012|
What was Nicole's attraction to Keith Urban?
|by Anonymous||reply 51||12/20/2012|
No one knows, R51. An Aussie that will stick to the script?
|by Anonymous||reply 52||12/20/2012|
You're 60, aren't you, Charlie?
|by Anonymous||reply 53||12/20/2012|
I'm surprise he actually pulls it off. But he has very slim, narrow hips. Can you imagine a Jonas brother in speedos with their girlish birthing hips?
|by Anonymous||reply 54||12/20/2012|
R53- nearly. I have the same body I had at 25 although my skin is definitely that of 59 year old. But I remain 6' 3" 180 plus pounds, washboard stomach I've had all my life etc. No steroids etc, just the gym, tennis, skiing, good food. I should add that I do not spend much time at the beach or poolside, and when I do I am in the shade. My tan glamour days are over- but I am greatful to be healthy and in good enough shape to keep up with any expert tennis players or skiers at any age- also life long "habits"!
Why should anyone be ashamed of any part of their body? And if you are in good shape and proud of it- wear what looks good.
The idea that I am a "showing off my genitals and lower body" at my age is ludicrous. And when I was young, that is what we wore. In Europe and most of South America, the sentiments expressed by R42 are totally non existant. A lot of American young men are very hung up about bodies- gay and straight- or so it seems.
|by Anonymous||reply 55||12/20/2012|
Too bad that it's you that's full of yourself, Charlie, and not your speedos.
|by Anonymous||reply 56||12/20/2012|
Keith Urban can't be a homosexual. In the world of Country Music, he would be shot on sight!
I am shocked they even allowed a foreigner into the Nashville Music scene. Country Music is American and Republican only.
|by Anonymous||reply 57||12/20/2012|
He's has a teeny peeny from those pics.
|by Anonymous||reply 58||12/20/2012|
That is something you never did or will know- huh R56? I have no illusions about myself. My best days physically are past- but life goes on, very nicely thank you.
Why are gay and straight men in the US sooo hung up on bodies and genitals? Why?
(guess it is our Puritanical streak- and all old time religion-)
|by Anonymous||reply 59||12/20/2012|
In Country Music they are called "Homersexuals"
|by Anonymous||reply 60||12/20/2012|
R57, Country Music is as straight as the WWF or the Vatican.
Every concert and award show looks like something out of 'Paris is Burning'.
The fans may still be in the dark, but we know better.
|by Anonymous||reply 61||12/20/2012|
[quote]But he has very slim, narrow hips.
I think his hips are of average width. Not narrow like, for example, Michael Fassbender's.
|by Anonymous||reply 62||12/20/2012|
Hate the tattoos, otherwise not too shabby.
|by Anonymous||reply 63||12/20/2012|
His 80s long hair does not flatter his horse face.
|by Anonymous||reply 64||12/20/2012|
I Keith Urban is hot. I'm watching him on Idol. He comes off like a sweet sensitive guy, the kind I'd like to cuddle up with on a rainy day before bending him over the couch and giving it to him hard.
Definitely comes off gay/bi on TV. It's in the little things.
|by Anonymous||reply 65||02/06/2013|
R42 sounds like she's trying way to hard to have something to say.
|by Anonymous||reply 66||02/06/2013|
WWF? What year are you typing from? 1988?
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|by Anonymous||reply 68||03/04/2013|
How weird is it that wearing a bathing suit to go swimming instead of wearing 18 yards of fabric like an American man would, is cause for derision?
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|by Anonymous||reply 70||04/01/2013|
Keith was a judge on the Australian version of "The Voice." He looks fine as hell.I have been watching a lot of the videos from that show on youtube.
The revelation for me is how hot Joel Madden comes off as another one of the judges. He isn't very pretty, but there is just something about him.
|by Anonymous||reply 71||04/01/2013|
Love to think of Nicole Kidman stuck in Nashville dealing with Tennessee redneckery.
|by Anonymous||reply 72||04/01/2013|
R31, outside of the US, they are referred to as "speedos" not "a speedo".
|by Anonymous||reply 73||04/01/2013|
I've always thought Joel Madden was hot as hell. I live in Nashville, and see Keith and Nicole fairly regularly. She's lovely, but I never ever understand how anyone could think he is attractive. He's a nice guy by all accounts, but just not a good looking one.
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|by Anonymous||reply 76||05/06/2013|
I'd have expected, um, more of him.
|by Anonymous||reply 77||05/06/2013|
The new teeth help, but he is, generally, not attractive.
|by Anonymous||reply 78||05/06/2013|
Keith, like Karl, was born in NZ, but Keith is Australian raised. I prefer Karl too. What happened to him?
The problem with speedos is that many out of shape men wear them in Oz - it definitely would be much better if they covered up.
|by Anonymous||reply 79||05/06/2013|
Keith Urban looks great in a Budgy Smuggler! He's slim and fit! So sick and tired of puritanical Americans (and now Europans and Australians) recoiling in horror of guys in racers!
|by Anonymous||reply 80||05/06/2013|
r80, your country doesn't have marriage equality anywhere. mind your business.
|by Anonymous||reply 81||05/06/2013|
He really should do something about that hair. He looks a little like Prince Valiant.
|by Anonymous||reply 82||05/06/2013|
R82, I'm pretty sure his hair is a wig.
I don't know for certain, but just from viewing it, it appears not to be his own hair.
I think his hair looks great! Very hip and very flattering.
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|by Anonymous||reply 85||05/14/2013|
All of you are so wrapped up in your narrow minded judgement. For your information it is the law in France that men MUST wear speedos in a hotel pool or public pool. Board shorts are ok on the beach, but not allowed in pools by law. The photo spread I saw showed him putting long leg shorts on as soon as he got out of the water. For those of you who have never traveled you should know, France is like Rome, when there you do as the French do, or you'll be asked to leave, receive a fine, or both.
|by Anonymous||reply 86||05/20/2013|
I miss his shiny gay look
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|by Anonymous||reply 89||07/22/2013|
He looked great in his speedo and no, that's not a wig.
Is he hairless? That did seem a little odd, am I wrong?
Don't they have two kids?
|by Anonymous||reply 90||09/11/2013|
He was on The View today....SO GAY!!!!!!!
Poor Nic just can't seem to find a straight one can she?
|by Anonymous||reply 91||09/11/2013|
Poor Nicole, she looks like a wax figure and she keeps on denying that she did something to her face.
|by Anonymous||reply 92||09/11/2013|
[quote]and she keeps on denying that she did something to her face.
she admits she did it but keeps saying she won't do it again...."this is my last drink, I swear" type behavior.
Poor girl really was a beauty. Must be hard to have it end.
|by Anonymous||reply 93||09/11/2013|
I think he has great legs.. He has a nice tight body but I agree on the tats.. overkill. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.
|by Anonymous||reply 94||09/11/2013|
"Is he hairless? That did seem a little odd, am I wrong?"
I like that.
|by Anonymous||reply 95||09/12/2013|
I'd rather see Karl Urban in speedos.
|by Anonymous||reply 96||09/12/2013|
Isn't there a new gay rumor about Keith Urban this week?
|by Anonymous||reply 97||09/12/2013|
mmmm mature quail
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|by Anonymous||reply 101||11/26/2013|
g.a.y. fug with a nice waxed body. why does nicole like marrying gay guys?
|by Anonymous||reply 102||11/26/2013|
|by Anonymous||reply 103||07/11/2014|
Where's Richard Armitage?
|by Anonymous||reply 104||07/11/2014|
R104, I just realized that I haven't seen Richard & Lee threads for weeks here. Did that troll succeed in his guest to chase the fangirls away? (I didn't mind those threads, btw.)
|by Anonymous||reply 105||07/11/2014|
Lee Pace hides out in Richard's speedos when he's not at DL.
Richard's getting rave ***** reviews in The Crucible in London, England.
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|by Anonymous||reply 108||08/20/2014|
He has a nice body, the speedos don't look gross. I think he's cute but I wish he would stop parting his hair down the center, yuck.
|by Anonymous||reply 109||08/20/2014|
body is not bad. shame about the face
|by Anonymous||reply 110||08/20/2014|
Aside from that horrible tattoo he looks great in those speedos. Keith has a hot smooth body!
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|by Anonymous||reply 113||10/01/2014|
he is so quiet now
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