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Keith Urban in Speedos

who would have thought

by Anonymousreply 11401/27/2015

he has always been fug.

by Anonymousreply 210/31/2012

not impressed

by Anonymousreply 310/31/2012

...and hideously inked.

by Anonymousreply 410/31/2012

What's his skin color, precisely?

by Anonymousreply 510/31/2012

Comments at Website:

American women do not generally appreciate the charms of the old "banana hammock" but Keith wears them well.

- sloneygrl , San Diego, 31/10/2012 01:58

Why do Australian guys insist on wearing speedos? They make the hottest guys so gross. I dated an Aussie and he wore speedos exactly once (In America no less) and I immediately bought him board shorts. Seriously, you would never catch Koby Abberton running around in those banana hammocks. There is never a reason to wear these. EVER!

- Kristina , Raleigh, 31/10/2012 01:09

I'm American but have lived in France for ten years now, and i've never been a fan of speedos either, but the problem is, that's ALL the men wear out here, and if i tried to get my boyfriend into a big baggy pair of saggy swim trunks, not only would he be self-conscious, but he'd be unhappy, too, which just isn't worth it here on the Riviera. So, sorry fleabrain, i can't give you a high five on that one. And FC from Dallas, you sound utterly ridiculous, keep your puritan rants to yourself.

- Do Shut Up , Cannes, France, 30/10/2012 23:45

by Anonymousreply 610/31/2012

Wow! He's a hunk- but LOSE THE NATY SPEEDOS!

- deb , bloomington, 31/10/2012 03:11

by Anonymousreply 710/31/2012

Nooooooooooo. No self respecting man wears speedos. For athletes only.

- Lyn, Dublin, 29/10/2012 20:31

Great body but "budgie smugglers" ... seriously ?

- LadyCC, Worcester Park, 29/10/2012 21:40

Dang everyone all you can mention is how good he looks I noticed he is dressed improperly in front of a little girl Those Speedos are so improper for men to wear around children if you know what i mean, especially a father in front of his daughter Hollywood for you!

- FC, dallas, United States, 30/10/2012 17:12

Ugh, HATE HATE HATE men in Speedos. Ugh. And hate those tattoos. He looks horrible.

- fleabrain333, St. Augustine Beach, United States, 30/10/2012 15:59

Why don't men realize that they look better in swim shorts rather than Speedos?

- Canadian, Canada, 30/10/2012 14:28

are speedos considered to be more acceptable in Australia and Europe? because here in the states, we raise an eyebrow anytime someone comes strutting out in one... that beings said, he looks great!

- bethie, memphis, 30/10/2012 14:10

by Anonymousreply 810/31/2012

His body is good, his dick is small and his face is broke.

by Anonymousreply 910/31/2012

who would have thought what, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1010/31/2012

EEWWWW no thanks

by Anonymousreply 1110/31/2012

Those comments from the ladies are so sad. Why do they hate men's bodies so much? Keith can carry off a speedo, more power to him.

by Anonymousreply 1210/31/2012

That's an especially horrible tat on his chest.

by Anonymousreply 1310/31/2012

Nicole has gained weight. Good.

by Anonymousreply 1410/31/2012

[quote]Dang everyone all you can mention is how good he looks I noticed he is dressed improperly in front of a little girl Those Speedos are so improper for men to wear around children if you know what i mean, especially a father in front of his daughter Hollywood for you! FC, dallas, United States, 30/10/2012 17:12

Americans are so fucked up about the human body.

by Anonymousreply 1610/31/2012

Not bad, actually.

by Anonymousreply 1710/31/2012

I would do him in a second

by Anonymousreply 1810/31/2012

He's not ugly at all, wait for Idol. He's in bright sunlight, and he has light colored eyes and it's hard to see. That's why his face is scrunched up from squinting. I have the same color and I can't even go out without sunglasses.

by Anonymousreply 1910/31/2012

[quote]his dick is small

How do you know? His dick is flaccid. Outside of a guy at a gay beach who wants attention, have you ever seen a guy who is hung huge flaccid in a Speedo?

by Anonymousreply 2010/31/2012

"Outside of a guy at a gay beach who wants attention, have you ever seen a guy who is hung huge flaccid in a Speedo?"

There are entire tumblers devoted to exactly this topic. Look it up.

by Anonymousreply 2110/31/2012

The tattoos ruin his looks.

by Anonymousreply 2210/31/2012

He doesn't look bad but I'm not attracted to him.

by Anonymousreply 2310/31/2012

Meh, I thought you meant Karl Urban. He's my dream man!

by Anonymousreply 2410/31/2012

ooh, much better r24.

I remember him from that movie where Helen Mirren wields a semiautomatic . . . don't hear much about him though.

by Anonymousreply 2510/31/2012

he's australian right? So it's second nature to them

by Anonymousreply 2610/31/2012

"Those Speedos are so improper for men to wear around children if you know what i mean, especially a father in front of his daughter Hollywood for you"

Nashville for you. Puritanical provincial.

by Anonymousreply 2710/31/2012

Has he been getting plastic surgery/ Botox with his wife? He looks pretty bad. Fits into a speedo nicely though.

by Anonymousreply 2910/31/2012

I'd hit that

by Anonymousreply 3010/31/2012

Why do twats refer to it as "those speedos" when talking about 1 person? It's "A SPEEDO", you moron. He's only wearing one.

by Anonymousreply 3110/31/2012

I'll bet he has a nice, warm, moist and inviting Aussie anus...

by Anonymousreply 3210/31/2012

Hate the tats, but he can carry off wearing a Speedo.

by Anonymousreply 3310/31/2012

[quote]who would have thought

OP, I'm guessing you were surprised that he looks so good in a Speedo but were afraid to commit. In view of your eloquence, who would have thought

by Anonymousreply 3410/31/2012

[quote]Has he been getting plastic surgery/ Botox with his wife? He looks pretty bad.

R29, he looks better than he used to!!

Examples at link:

by Anonymousreply 3510/31/2012

Annnnd:

by Anonymousreply 3610/31/2012

This is why I love Trader Joes.

by Anonymousreply 3710/31/2012

[quote]Women do not like men's bodies. They learned all their lives that any man can be a potential sex offender. Look at that story about Roseanne complaining about pre-op trans using women's toilets. They're all afraid of the penis. And when a man wears a speedo it's like they're being raped all over again. Poor things.

Uh, nope.

by Anonymousreply 3810/31/2012

[quote]Uh, nope.

Uh, you can't be serious. Uh, have you given this very much thought.

by Anonymousreply 3910/31/2012

Girls don't care about Speedos because they are not sexually aroused by visual as a guy is. A guy will pop a boner at the sight of a tit or a gay guy at a great clothed ass. Not so much for girls.

by Anonymousreply 4011/01/2012

The penis must be concealed. It is a tool of rape and oppression.

by Anonymousreply 4111/01/2012

[quote]that is what women do

huh?

by Anonymousreply 4311/01/2012

only thick uncut Eastern European hunks should wear speedos

by Anonymousreply 4411/01/2012

Bumping this thread to show my contempt for male body hating North American fraus!

by Anonymousreply 4511/01/2012

I knew he'd have nice feet.

by Anonymousreply 4611/01/2012

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by Anonymousreply 4712/20/2012

KU is from NZ

by Anonymousreply 4812/20/2012

karl urban

by Anonymousreply 4912/20/2012

He looks good.

R42 is full of shit.

I have been wearing "speedo" all my life. I have the body and I like them. I do not give a rats ass about anything mentioned in R42's silly post.

by Anonymousreply 5012/20/2012

What was Nicole's attraction to Keith Urban?

by Anonymousreply 5112/20/2012

No one knows, R51. An Aussie that will stick to the script?

by Anonymousreply 5212/20/2012

You're 60, aren't you, Charlie?

by Anonymousreply 5312/20/2012

I'm surprise he actually pulls it off. But he has very slim, narrow hips. Can you imagine a Jonas brother in speedos with their girlish birthing hips?

by Anonymousreply 5412/20/2012

R53- nearly. I have the same body I had at 25 although my skin is definitely that of 59 year old. But I remain 6' 3" 180 plus pounds, washboard stomach I've had all my life etc. No steroids etc, just the gym, tennis, skiing, good food. I should add that I do not spend much time at the beach or poolside, and when I do I am in the shade. My tan glamour days are over- but I am greatful to be healthy and in good enough shape to keep up with any expert tennis players or skiers at any age- also life long "habits"!

Why should anyone be ashamed of any part of their body? And if you are in good shape and proud of it- wear what looks good.

The idea that I am a "showing off my genitals and lower body" at my age is ludicrous. And when I was young, that is what we wore. In Europe and most of South America, the sentiments expressed by R42 are totally non existant. A lot of American young men are very hung up about bodies- gay and straight- or so it seems.

by Anonymousreply 5512/20/2012

Too bad that it's you that's full of yourself, Charlie, and not your speedos.

by Anonymousreply 5612/20/2012

Keith Urban can't be a homosexual. In the world of Country Music, he would be shot on sight!

I am shocked they even allowed a foreigner into the Nashville Music scene. Country Music is American and Republican only.

by Anonymousreply 5712/20/2012

He's has a teeny peeny from those pics.

by Anonymousreply 5812/20/2012

That is something you never did or will know- huh R56? I have no illusions about myself. My best days physically are past- but life goes on, very nicely thank you.

Why are gay and straight men in the US sooo hung up on bodies and genitals? Why?

(guess it is our Puritanical streak- and all old time religion-)

by Anonymousreply 5912/20/2012

In Country Music they are called "Homersexuals"

by Anonymousreply 6012/20/2012

R57, Country Music is as straight as the WWF or the Vatican.

Every concert and award show looks like something out of 'Paris is Burning'.

The fans may still be in the dark, but we know better.

by Anonymousreply 6112/20/2012

[quote]But he has very slim, narrow hips.

I think his hips are of average width. Not narrow like, for example, Michael Fassbender's.

by Anonymousreply 6212/20/2012

Hate the tattoos, otherwise not too shabby.

by Anonymousreply 6312/20/2012

His 80s long hair does not flatter his horse face.

by Anonymousreply 6412/21/2012

I Keith Urban is hot. I'm watching him on Idol. He comes off like a sweet sensitive guy, the kind I'd like to cuddle up with on a rainy day before bending him over the couch and giving it to him hard.

Definitely comes off gay/bi on TV. It's in the little things.

by Anonymousreply 6502/06/2013

R42 sounds like she's trying way to hard to have something to say.

by Anonymousreply 6602/06/2013

WWF? What year are you typing from? 1988?

by Anonymousreply 6702/07/2013

How weird is it that wearing a bathing suit to go swimming instead of wearing 18 yards of fabric like an American man would, is cause for derision?

by Anonymousreply 6903/04/2013

hot

by Anonymousreply 7004/01/2013

Keith was a judge on the Australian version of "The Voice." He looks fine as hell.I have been watching a lot of the videos from that show on youtube.

The revelation for me is how hot Joel Madden comes off as another one of the judges. He isn't very pretty, but there is just something about him.

by Anonymousreply 7104/01/2013

Love to think of Nicole Kidman stuck in Nashville dealing with Tennessee redneckery.

by Anonymousreply 7204/01/2013

R31, outside of the US, they are referred to as "speedos" not "a speedo".

by Anonymousreply 7304/01/2013

I've always thought Joel Madden was hot as hell. I live in Nashville, and see Keith and Nicole fairly regularly. She's lovely, but I never ever understand how anyone could think he is attractive. He's a nice guy by all accounts, but just not a good looking one.

by Anonymousreply 7404/01/2013

lk

by Anonymousreply 7504/15/2013

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by Anonymousreply 7605/06/2013

I'd have expected, um, more of him.

by Anonymousreply 7705/06/2013

The new teeth help, but he is, generally, not attractive.

by Anonymousreply 7805/06/2013

Keith, like Karl, was born in NZ, but Keith is Australian raised. I prefer Karl too. What happened to him?

The problem with speedos is that many out of shape men wear them in Oz - it definitely would be much better if they covered up.

by Anonymousreply 7905/06/2013

Keith Urban looks great in a Budgy Smuggler! He's slim and fit! So sick and tired of puritanical Americans (and now Europans and Australians) recoiling in horror of guys in racers!

by Anonymousreply 8005/06/2013

r80, your country doesn't have marriage equality anywhere. mind your business.

by Anonymousreply 8105/06/2013

He really should do something about that hair. He looks a little like Prince Valiant.

by Anonymousreply 8205/06/2013

R82, I'm pretty sure his hair is a wig.

I don't know for certain, but just from viewing it, it appears not to be his own hair.

I think his hair looks great! Very hip and very flattering.

by Anonymousreply 8305/06/2013

kk

by Anonymousreply 8405/09/2013

a wig?

by Anonymousreply 8505/14/2013

All of you are so wrapped up in your narrow minded judgement. For your information it is the law in France that men MUST wear speedos in a hotel pool or public pool. Board shorts are ok on the beach, but not allowed in pools by law. The photo spread I saw showed him putting long leg shorts on as soon as he got out of the water. For those of you who have never traveled you should know, France is like Rome, when there you do as the French do, or you'll be asked to leave, receive a fine, or both.

by Anonymousreply 8605/21/2013

I miss his shiny gay look

by Anonymousreply 8705/21/2013

not bad

by Anonymousreply 8805/29/2013

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by Anonymousreply 8907/22/2013

He looked great in his speedo and no, that's not a wig.

Is he hairless? That did seem a little odd, am I wrong?

Don't they have two kids?

by Anonymousreply 9009/12/2013

He was on The View today....SO GAY!!!!!!!

Poor Nic just can't seem to find a straight one can she?

by Anonymousreply 9109/12/2013

Poor Nicole, she looks like a wax figure and she keeps on denying that she did something to her face.

by Anonymousreply 9209/12/2013

[quote]and she keeps on denying that she did something to her face.

she admits she did it but keeps saying she won't do it again...."this is my last drink, I swear" type behavior.

Poor girl really was a beauty. Must be hard to have it end.

by Anonymousreply 9309/12/2013

I think he has great legs.. He has a nice tight body but I agree on the tats.. overkill. I wouldn't kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

by Anonymousreply 9409/12/2013

"Is he hairless? That did seem a little odd, am I wrong?"

I like that.

by Anonymousreply 9509/12/2013

I'd rather see Karl Urban in speedos.

by Anonymousreply 9609/12/2013

Isn't there a new gay rumor about Keith Urban this week?

by Anonymousreply 9709/12/2013

mmmm mature quail

by Anonymousreply 9810/22/2013

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by Anonymousreply 9911/20/2013

100

by Anonymousreply 10011/26/2013

not bad

by Anonymousreply 10111/26/2013

g.a.y. fug with a nice waxed body. why does nicole like marrying gay guys?

by Anonymousreply 10211/26/2013

nice

by Anonymousreply 10307/11/2014

Where's Richard Armitage?

by Anonymousreply 10407/11/2014

R104, I just realized that I haven't seen Richard & Lee threads for weeks here. Did that troll succeed in his guest to chase the fangirls away? (I didn't mind those threads, btw.)

by Anonymousreply 10507/11/2014

Lee Pace hides out in Richard's speedos when he's not at DL.

Richard's getting rave ***** reviews in The Crucible in London, England.

by Anonymousreply 10607/11/2014

k

by Anonymousreply 10707/17/2014

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by Anonymousreply 10808/20/2014

He has a nice body, the speedos don't look gross. I think he's cute but I wish he would stop parting his hair down the center, yuck.

by Anonymousreply 10908/20/2014

body is not bad. shame about the face

by Anonymousreply 11008/20/2014

Aside from that horrible tattoo he looks great in those speedos. Keith has a hot smooth body!

by Anonymousreply 11108/20/2014

ok

by Anonymousreply 11208/26/2014

113

by Anonymousreply 11310/01/2014

he is so quiet now

by Anonymousreply 11401/27/2015
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