Smelly actors endorsing fragrance.
Robert Pattinson: The New Face of Dior Men's Fragrance
|by Brad Pitt||reply 49||06/18/2013|
Pussywhipped by Dior
|by Brad Pitt||reply 1||10/30/2012|
just spray his hairy flower and fuck him
|by Brad Pitt||reply 2||10/30/2012|
This is an odd choice because the fragrances tend to choose male spokespeople that they feel appeal to their target customer base, straight men. That's why they choose men like Tom Brady (Stetson), Matthew McConaughey (D&G), James Franco and Chris Evans (both for Gucci).
Straight men hate Robert Pattinson.
What's even worse, gay men hate Robert Pattinson.
Dior is fucked.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 3||10/30/2012|
So, men in general hate Robert Pattinson?
And most Twihards don't have boyfriends to buy it for.
Yes, Dior is fucked.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 4||10/30/2012|
Our scent is inspired by warm masculine notes of whiskey and dried tobacco, with distinctly English undertones of beer battered Cod fish, malt vinegar, and vomitus.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 5||10/30/2012|
|by Brad Pitt||reply 6||10/30/2012|
I'd rather Robbie all musked up and ready for a tumble le likes the man scent!!!
|by Brad Pitt||reply 7||10/30/2012|
I didn't think Dior hired closeted homosexual spokespersons.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 8||10/30/2012|
The biggest buyers of men's fragrances are straight women, buying them as gifts. This might have been the rationale.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 9||10/30/2012|
They should have had him endorse a women's fragrance.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 10||10/30/2012|
|by Brad Pitt||reply 11||10/30/2012|
More like straight women buying them as a form of punishment.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 12||10/30/2012|
It still seems most men's fragrance are fronted by men who have SOME appeal to straight or gay men. This guy has zero appeal to either demo.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 13||10/30/2012|
It will be curious to see how they use him in the campaign.
The fragrances tend to choose spokesmen that are very, very masculine. Take a look at McConnaughey's Dolce & Stetson ads...
|by Brad Pitt||reply 14||10/30/2012|
Clive Owen for Bulgari and Lancome...
|by Brad Pitt||reply 15||10/30/2012|
Josh Holloway for Davidoff...
|by Brad Pitt||reply 16||10/30/2012|
Chris Evans for Gucci...
|by Brad Pitt||reply 17||10/30/2012|
He's very unlikable in terms of his PR persona. Maybe they are hoping female fans will buy the perfume (kinda like how Madonna/Gaga anticipated male fans would purchase their perfumes even though they were designed for women in mind)
|by Brad Pitt||reply 18||10/30/2012|
James Franco for Gucci...
|by Brad Pitt||reply 19||10/30/2012|
he is going to be more famous than any actor, and breaking news for you guys, he is going to propose to kristen this Christmas.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 20||10/30/2012|
I can never figure out how posters like R20 find their way to DL.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 21||10/30/2012|
R21 Google alerts. The scourge of DL.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 22||10/30/2012|
Are Straights welcome here R21? its good news if R20 is right, i am also their fan
|by Brad Pitt||reply 23||10/30/2012|
They should have gone with either Taylor Lautner or Kellan Lutz if they wanted the teen girls (you better wear the Dior perfume if you want to have some action tonite!) and the gay guys (you better smell like Taylor / Kellan or you are not getting any action tonite!).
Straight or metrosexual guys don't go for the kind of actors like Robert Pattinson.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 24||10/30/2012|
Robert Pattinson will propose to Rosanne Barr if that is what his agency tells him to do. Welcome to the reality of being a Gay actor in America today.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 25||10/30/2012|
I can only imagine the kind of obese cat ladies who would have Robert Pattinson on their Google alerts.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 26||10/30/2012|
Who the hell thought J. Franco would be good to sell fragrances?
|by Brad Pitt||reply 27||10/30/2012|
Gucci according to R3.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 28||10/30/2012|
James Franco does NOT smell good.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 29||10/30/2012|
Neither does Pattinson (his BO almost leaps off the computer screen) or Brad Pitt or McBongo.
There seems to be a disconnect between who the public thinks of as sexy, and well CLEAN enough to hawk a scent and the luxury brands.
Pattinson in particular is not only not masculine but comes off as fairly sexless.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 30||10/30/2012|
Somewhere between no self-respect and a lack of self awareness lies Cuckold...the new fragrance from Dior!
|by Brad Pitt||reply 31||10/30/2012|
Never understood the choice of McBongo for D&G. He is famous for smelling bad.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 32||10/30/2012|
Stop it bitter queens. Rob cleans up very nice...even with the scruff. Look at some of his GQ and Detail pics. Sure, he's a closeted hot mess right now, but he can be pretty when he or his PR team needs or wants him to be.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 33||10/30/2012|
He looks very moody. Moody is good for fragrance ads.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 34||10/30/2012|
His is a face that is made for the two-dimensional format of print.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 35||10/30/2012|
I'd prefer these campaigns go to actual models who need the work...instead of millionaires that already sold out.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 36||10/30/2012|
Maybe they figure if they keep the body stink levels high, then psycho women will not get too close. Sort of like Kevlar against Women.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 37||10/31/2012|
God, that picture, R35. He looks like a demented Howdy Doody.
What an odd face.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 38||10/31/2012|
He's weird looking and going downhill quickly.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 39||10/31/2012|
Paging Robbie the Retard, paging Robbie the Retard:
|by Brad Pitt||reply 40||06/12/2013|
Now, finally, he can be taken seriously just as he's always dreamed of!
|by Brad Pitt||reply 41||06/12/2013|
Does this make you want to buy their cologne?
|by Brad Pitt||reply 42||06/14/2013|
|by Brad Pitt||reply 43||06/14/2013|
The Flashdance shoulder pose.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 44||06/14/2013|
This site is something else. I've never encountered a more bitter bunch of queens. Are you all just pressed that Rob does not in fact conform to your queer delusions about him being gay? As for his supposed non-appeal to straight and gay men, have you done some sort of focus group to verify this? I'm sure Dior, a respected fashion house, know what they are doing. They've already received a massive positive response just to the few leaked screenshots and the press photo. Imagine what will happen once the ad airs in September. It's going to be mayhem. And granted, it WILL be mostly women who respond to this. Newsflash: most men's fragrance campaigns are targeted at women as they are the biggest consumers of men's fragrance, buying it for their boyfriends, husbands, and their straight or gay male friends. With just a whiff of the campaign being leaked, women have already responded with a resounding Yes. Clearly NOT a mistake by Dior then.
And since you all seem to disparage all Rob fans as being obese twihard cat ladies, I'm sure the replies to my comment will follow along those lines. So my response in advance to those comments is: Stay pressed.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 45||06/17/2013|
Well, he does still seem to have a career, despite the fact that some people predicted he wouldn't.
So I have to agree with you to some extent.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 46||06/17/2013|
[quote]And since you all seem to disparage all Rob fans as being obese twihard cat ladies, I'm sure the replies to my comment will follow along those lines.
At least you're being honest that you are an obese Twihard cat lady. Knowing is half the battle.
Pattinson still has a career? Must have fooled me!
|by Brad Pitt||reply 47||06/17/2013|
[R47] LOL You didn't even try.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 48||06/18/2013|
Because nobody cares.
In fact, nobody has cared about Rpatz since 2009.
"With just a whiff of the campaign being leaked, women have already responded with a resounding Yes. Clearly NOT a mistake by Dior then."
just leads me to believe it's a parody post anyway.
|by Brad Pitt||reply 49||06/18/2013|