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Get out of jail free card

If you had one, what crime would you commit?

by Anonymousreply 2802/14/2013

Armed Robbery of a major financial insitution

by Anonymousreply 110/29/2012

Would serial killing count as one crime or many? If one crime...I'd do that.

by Anonymousreply 210/29/2012

Eliminate some Billionaires.

by Anonymousreply 310/29/2012

I'd get the sex offender registry, make a list, check it twice, take out the naughty, make the world nice.

by Anonymousreply 410/29/2012

Bash Coulters brains in...there I said it!

by Anonymousreply 510/29/2012

Steal $20 million. That should keep me happy and entertained til I die.

by Anonymousreply 610/29/2012

I'd never drive the speed limit again!!

by Anonymousreply 710/29/2012

R4 is gross.

by Anonymousreply 810/29/2012

why, r8? He's saying he would kill some child molesters. How is that gross?

by Anonymousreply 910/29/2012

r8=Gary Glitter

by Anonymousreply 1010/29/2012


by Anonymousreply 1110/29/2012

Grab some phat man asses and skeet in some eyes.

by Anonymousreply 1210/29/2012

Are they retroactive?

by Anonymousreply 1310/29/2012

Definitely Coulter and the Pear of Anguish.

by Anonymousreply 1410/30/2012

Sorry, I read R4's post incorrectly!

by Anonymousreply 1510/30/2012

r4, that's such a great idea! I'll keep it in mind.

by Anonymousreply 1610/30/2012

I am with R4!

by Anonymousreply 1710/30/2012

Murder for sure.

by Anonymousreply 1810/30/2012

Put something in Ann Romney's coffee so she developed intense adult acne. Not fatal, but shaming.

by Anonymousreply 1910/30/2012

Kill Rush Limbaugh.

by Anonymousreply 2010/30/2012

Would a paying member please start.a thread for me.? I am about to be arrested on false charges and I need to know what to do. Please help a pretty boi like me won't last in jail.

by Anonymousreply 2102/13/2013

Steal a Russian Fur Coat.

by Anonymousreply 2202/13/2013

R19 We of the one true Church do not partake of stimulating beverages.

by Anonymousreply 2302/13/2013

My Grandfather had a real get a out of jail free card.

When I found his wallet long after he was dead I found this card from about 1953 with the seal of the city (smallish Midwestern town) and signed by the Mayor and the Chief of Police. It said "Please Extend the Courtesy of the Department to_______________"

Back in the day when God fearing, tax-paying, white men ruled the planet to be sure, but I do wonder just how much trouble a card like that would have gotten you out of.

by Anonymousreply 2402/13/2013


by Anonymousreply 2502/13/2013

"Please help a pretty boi like me won't last in jail."

Pics or no thread, R21.

by Anonymousreply 2602/14/2013

C'mere, r21. Sure, I can post a new thread for ya.

C'mere. Nah, don't be afraid. Sit a little closer. I just want to be friends.

Don't you want to be friends?

I'll post it for ya. In a while. Right now why don't you show me that you think of me as a friend. Friends do favors for other friends, right?

by Anonymousreply 2702/14/2013

R21-Clean it out and assume the position, boy!

by Anonymousreply 2802/14/2013
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