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Taylor Swift- why can't she keep a man?

She recently confessed she doesn't know how to have a relationship. But it doesn't seem to stop her from trying over and over and..

Here's a partial list of her beaux for just the last 4 years.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 6802/23/2013

Do you have a man?

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 110/29/2012

At least she's in her early 20s, not early 30s like JLH,

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 210/29/2012

What a slut!

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 310/29/2012

Who is JLH?

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 410/29/2012

Maybe she doesn't want to keep a man, OP. Or maybe the men she has been with aren't keepers. Or maybe she's young enough she wants to play around before she settles down.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 510/29/2012

r1 for the win!

She's a serial dater, like millions of girls her age. I actually think its creepy when young women her age settle into long relationships. Those are the ones with issues out of the wazoo.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 610/29/2012

She's young! She's supposed to be cockjumping!

What's this "why can't she "keep" a man" bullshit?

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 710/29/2012

She needs the material for her shitty music.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 810/29/2012

R4 - Jennifer Love Hewitt, who has a new guy every couple months.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 910/29/2012

Five guys in five years for a 22-year-old? She's like a nun compared to Datalounge Denizens.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 1010/29/2012

There are some hefty cocks on that list. Maybe she's stretch out?

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 1110/29/2012

I'm sure Taylor Lautner fucked her rough and stretched her hole!

Has she ever dated a non-'mo?

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 1210/29/2012

She hasn't had sex with everyone on that list. Lautner? ROTFLMFAO! And others, all mos.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 1310/29/2012

I watched a few minutes of her on Katie Couric's show the other day....what an annoying know it all..and she is 22. She talks in all that Marianne Williamson love psychobabble.

She will end up like Britney and Leeane

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 1510/29/2012

Even if Taylor and Joe are gay, which I've seen no proof. They probably still fucked her. What gay man hasn't fucked a chick at least once? What did you do before you came out?

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 1610/29/2012

[quote] What did you do before you came out?

5th Grade

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 1710/29/2012

She's gay, right?

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 1810/29/2012

She'd probably have more success if she "dated" straight guys. She's Hollywood's best young beard, taking over for the likes of Brooke Shields and Jennifer Love Hewitt.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 1910/30/2012

Because she's gay.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 2010/30/2012

All her songs are probably about that blonde girl from Glee... They seem very close.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 2110/30/2012

At her age she shouldn't be worried about how to keep her man. She should be flirting and fucking around and enjoying her fame and talent. And I have to hand it to her, she can actually sing and play an instrument, unlike most "pop stars" these days.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 2210/30/2012

The title of this thread should really be:

"Taylor Swift - why can't the bitch be a good fag-hag?"

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 2310/30/2012

Is "keeping a man" a good thing?

Certainly helps provide publicity which she seems to love more than anything.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 2410/30/2012

She's Hollywood's new pass-around girl.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 2510/30/2012

Because she exclusively dates gay men. Add that to some of her lyrics and you get the feeling she is not interested in men at all.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 2610/30/2012

[quote]Joe Jonas (musician, ex-, together 2008)

[quote]Taylor Lautner (actor, together 2009)

[quote]Jake Gyllenhaal (actor, together 2010)

Hmm. I wonder what these guys have in common?

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 2710/30/2012

r26, please post the lyrics of hers that come off as non-hetero. It's not that I don't believe you, I just tend to tune her music out. Something about a white horse that she's not getting back together with is all I got.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 2810/30/2012

For R28:

"Seems like there's always someone who disapproves They'll judge it like they know about me and you And the verdict comes from those with nothing else to do The jury's out, but my choice is you

...And it's not theirs to speculate if it's wrong..."

Seems too angsty to be about a heterosexual relationship. They tried to make the music video about her dating a soldier, which isn't as socially unacceptable as the relationship the lyrics suggest. Unless she is just utterly paranoid or into serial killing cage meat, I don't think it was written about any man.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 2910/30/2012

Wasn't she also with John Mayer?

I thought I read somewhere she's still a virgin? Wouldn't that explain all the boyfriends? She won't fuck them, so they move on.

Sure it sounds far fetched, almost as bizarre as Victoria's Secret model Adrianna Lima stated she was a virgin while engaged to Lenny Kravitz!

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 3010/30/2012

[quote]I thought I read somewhere she's still a virgin? Wouldn't that explain all the boyfriends? She won't fuck them, so they move on.

I dumped her when I found out after all that time, she wouldn't let me have heterosexual intercourse with her vagina. If only I could have warned the others!

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 3110/30/2012

She's searching for a needle in a haystack, a man that can convincingly pretend he likes her music.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 3210/30/2012

Okay r29, that does have undertones of something not sure what though. I got the image of Melissa Ethridge singing "Come to My Window" as I read.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 3310/30/2012

She's thin but doesn't have a good figure, her eyes are squinty, and her hair is like straw. Add to that the annoying personality and you have the answer.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 3410/30/2012

[quote]She's supposed to be cockjumping!

She's not going to feel any hard cocks unless she uses a strap-on dildo on the guys she beards for.

She also dated Patrick Schwarzenegger, Connor Kennedy's cousin.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 3510/30/2012

Maybe some pussy will fix her lol

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 3610/30/2012

Is she a virgin?

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 3711/03/2012

"What gay man hasn't fucked a chick at least once?"

The vast majority of gay men have not even seen a pussy in person. These lucky men are the blessed.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 3811/03/2012

I wonder the same thing. She dates so many wonderful and quite beautiful heterosexual men.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 3911/03/2012

They keep gnawing through the restraints.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 4011/03/2012

Because she doesn't have a penis and rough, calloused hands (like the "women" her boyfriends tend to prefer).

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 4111/03/2012

She doesn'e sex with any of these men. She goes out on a date, and ptobably comes home to her roommate/girlfriend, who is always available for late night pillow talks, and intimate lunches at they Y during the dsy:)

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 4211/03/2012

Wonder if she's working on the Conor Kennedy hate song right now.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 4411/03/2012

Because at least three men on that list suck cock.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 4511/03/2012

Someday, I'll be

Riding on some big cut black peen

And all you'll ever gonna be's a queen

(Why you gotta be a queen)

Someday, I'll meet

A man who really truly likes pussy

And all you'll ever gonna be's a queen

(Why you gotta be a queen)

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 4611/03/2012

Man, she wanted to be A Kennedy in the worst way. She stalked him all summer.

But I think in grand family tradition, he was just humping and dumping a blonde.

She ought to be dipping into a better gene pool: his mother a bipolar suicide; father a sociopathic liar and drug addict. Yuck.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 4711/03/2012

She only got together with Taylor Lautner and the Jonas brother because she thought they might have been able to give her some tips on performing fellatio, since those two are widely known to be the most accomplished cocksuckers in the industry.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 4811/03/2012

I don't think Taylor is interested in fellatio.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 4911/03/2012

Most musicians can't stand working with her. They hear her real voice and shudder. Once it goes through Autotune, she's on the same pitch with the musicians.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 5011/03/2012

R17 You did the ENTIRE fifth grade? Even the teacher?

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 5111/03/2012

Is she dating anyone now? Because I'm in the market for a new... girlfriend.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 5211/03/2012

She refuses to do anal.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 5311/05/2012

I think she just wants inspiration for her songs. Maybe breakups inspire her more than the actual courtships.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 5411/05/2012

Aww, don't pick on Taylor! She reminds me of a couple of Trannies I know.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 5511/05/2012

There is absolutely nothing wrong with going out on dates with men.

I don't understand the criticism.

You're supposed to date around when you're young to meet various types of men and see who you click with and do not click with.

You have no way of knowing who you are compatible with unless you go a date or two with them. And if it extends longer than a date or two and you date for a couple of months or longer, you gain experience in understanding relationships and you learn about yourself.

The criticism of Taylor Swift is very lame, bogus, and uncalled for.

She's lucky to experience spending time with various people.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 5611/06/2012

She only went on a couple of dates with Taylor Lautner.

You're supposed to date around when you're young. That's how you learn about life and people.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 5711/06/2012

Maybe if she's stop dating gay men that'd help.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 5811/06/2012

I bet Taylor Lautner tore her pussy up something fierce!

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 5911/06/2012

She dates closeted fags, because she is a closeted lesbian who doesn't want a prick in her that is attached to a man, guy, or boy.

All the PR heartbreak makes her sell those break up songs of hers.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 6011/06/2012

I don't think she's all there.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 6111/06/2012

Taylor Swift has dozens of songs which are NOT 'break-up songs'.

Stop saying that she does nothing except break-up songs and predominantly break-up songs.

She has dozens of songs which are just about love and life and enjoying life.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 6211/06/2012

Dear God is there anything or anyone more absurd than this girlchild? I am not posting here to talk about her.

I came here bcz even though I am a political junkie, I have now finally OD'd. I need a break from politics. I am not ready for the post -mortems.

I need and want juicy gossip. It's OK if it's political gossip, or historical gossip, or literary gossip, or threads about entertainment, celebrity,the Kennedys, or whomever!

I'd love to talk about personal family dramas, or your personal advice stuff, or planning dinner parties, or work place dilemmas. ANYTHING!

This was the first thread I came upon, and since I didn't pay my $18 I can't start a thread. SO, you can treat this as a commercial interruption but please can we start some threads about fun stuff?

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 6311/08/2012

R61 I agree She is definitely "off." The problem I have with her is that you can't ignore her. I get it. She has a fan base. Great.

I'm not in her fan base, OK? But no matter where I go she is in my face. It's marketing on steroids! She's a joke. A punchline. I look at her photographs and she looks silly. The red lipstick, the polkadots, the ponytails. Are we in Pleasantville?

And she has millions of little girls brainwashed. I think she's a danger to the popular culture.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 6411/08/2012

Well the speculation is that she's extremely clingy. Like saran wrap. I'm 19 and in a 10 month relationship that will probably end in marriage. To those who say 19 year olds are supposed to cockjump, it's a little bit true. At this stage people are usually dating a lot of different people. However, that's a reflection of immaturity, albeit one appropriate for most people my age. To the replier who said long relationship for the young are creepy, when you find the one, you find the one. The time isn't up to you and all you can do is recognize it and hold on.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 6501/11/2013

i think she is just looking for love in all the wrong places and guys think she is miss goody 2 shoes so they want to see what they can get to prove a point. then they leave.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 6602/23/2013

Her mouth reminds me of Donald Trump.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 6702/23/2013

Besides being a beard, I think the bitch is crazy.

by LeAnn Rimes, undergoing another round of shock therapyreply 6802/23/2013
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