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There's a guy I hire once a year to cut back my rose bushes and I pay him for services rendered by sucking him off. He's delectably uncut.

Once I also offered up my ass to the guy who came out to read the gas meter. I got a much-needed pounding, and $20 off my bill!

by Anonymousreply 4204/08/2013

Gore Vidal wrote about pounding young Italian men who wanted money to feed their new families and open shops.

He said that scene is long gone in Rome and elsewhere now that gays are "visible."

by Anonymousreply 110/28/2012

Most people probably would prefer the money. If I trimmed your bushes and you offered a BJ instead of cash, I'd be pretty upset.

by Anonymousreply 210/28/2012

OP - stop with these bullshit threads, Jesus! What's wrong with you?

by Anonymousreply 310/28/2012

DL Hall Monitor @ R3 - what sorts of threads should I start? What would be acceptable to you?

by Anonymousreply 410/28/2012

Winter night in Dallas, snowing, I watched a guy slide into my car and drive off. I ran everyday and kept my eyes open for his car, thinking sooner or later I will be able to ID him. The cops would not take a report because I had to go to work, had moved the car and they told me to fuck off. Sometime later I found his car in front of what was his girlfriends house, left a note telling him he needed to call me because I would report him to the police. He didn't know that at this juncture I could not report him. He came over and we agreed to a settlement for the car damage. He had to wait to come up with the money and in a few days he came back to pay up. He happened to be one of the sexiest black men I have ever seen. He figured out I was gay and offered me his dick in exchange for the bill. I don't have to pay for dick but did I ever want it. I said no, he paid up and I got his dick anyway.

by Anonymousreply 510/28/2012

Meter readers have no authority over billing.


by Anonymousreply 610/28/2012

Anybody understand what R5 is going on about? Makes no sense at all.

by Anonymousreply 710/28/2012

Maybe this happened more before the 80s. We are no longer a sex positive culture.

by Anonymousreply 810/28/2012

Speaking of meter readers. Used to live where the electric company meter reader walked the area on foot and he would stop several times a week for a blow job.

by Anonymousreply 910/28/2012

If you want to know what it was like in the old days, read Edmund's White "A boy's Own Story". I recall him talking about the central NYC markets that all the truckers came into each morning to unload produce and the like. Cocksuckers would be under the parked trucks and the truckers and others would just stand next to and facing the rigs, cocksuckers were under the rig sucking all the dick they could get Just accepted that guys would go over and get sucked off waiting to unload so to speak.

by Anonymousreply 1010/28/2012

A meter reader has no authority over billing but he can fudge the numbers. He can also reverse your meter so it runs backwards for a few days and then put it back in the correct position.

by Anonymousreply 1110/28/2012

Did you take out your dentures to do it, OP?

by Anonymousreply 1210/28/2012

OP please don't start threads about baked potato toppings.

I liked R5's story just fine.

by Anonymousreply 1310/28/2012

I thought this was a thread about Rent Boys.

by Anonymousreply 1410/28/2012

[quote]Used to live where the electric company meter reader walked the area on foot and he would stop several times a week for a blow job.

Several times a week in the same neighborhood? That's a lot of meter reading.

by Anonymousreply 1510/28/2012

I thought "slid into my car and drove off" meant the guy stole the car. No wonder the rest of the story made no sense to me.

by Anonymousreply 1610/29/2012

They just installed new meters in our town. Now they don't even get out of their car to read the meter.

by Anonymousreply 1710/30/2012

Geek squad guy stumbled onto a folder on my hard drive filled with porn. Porn scene ensued.

by Anonymousreply 1810/30/2012

Yeah we've long been on the remotely readable meters too. However if you want to have some fun it's simple to put a copper mesh cage around your meter attached to a ground rod.

Blocks the capability for RF to power and read the meter.

by Anonymousreply 1910/30/2012

I think in R5 meant while he was jogging he left his car door open with the keys in the car, allowing the hunky black guy to "slide in" and steal the car.

by Anonymousreply 2010/30/2012

More stories please!

by Anonymousreply 2110/31/2012

I've never shared this story with DL despite being a frequent poster, because I thought it wouldn't be believed. But, about a decade ago, when I was in my late 20s, I went out bar-hopping with a couple friends and was designated driver. They all got fucked up and it was a time-consuming drag to get them all home - the last guy was extremely intoxicated, and lived in an obscure part of our city that I was not very familiar with - lots of old warehouses and railroad tracks. His directions were terrible, we drove around in circles forever until we FINALLY found his building. He stumbled inside and I realized I had little idea how to get back to an arterial street. By this time it's almost 3 a.m.

Somehow - I'm still not sure how it happened - I got my junky old car marooned on a small, muddy berm right next to a railroad track. There weren't any trains around, and I wasn't ON the track - just next to it - but it was still sort of terrifying. I got out my cell phone and called Triple-A, which dispatched a two truck driver to come help me. He was about the same age as me, average looking working class white guy.

The positioning of my car was very weird and it was a real bitch for him to get it out. I was physically and emotionally exhausted at this point.

He towed me back to my apartment - the car had stalled out by now - and when we got there, the sun was starting to come up. I paid him, then, I asked him if I could make him a cup of coffee and he said sure. We went in my apartment and he immediately plopped on the living room couch, without me even inviting him. Despite coming down from near-hysteria - or maybe because of it - my cock started to bob.

I made the coffee, filled two mugs and went and sat beside him. He immediately started to rub his crotch. I joined in, and within minutes he pulled out a really nice hard cock with a thick, dirty blond bush. I stroked it for a while, then made to go down on it but he stopped me - "No, don't. I'm straight." So I kept working it with my hand until he blew a nice, sticky load all over his shirt.

My cock was straining in my pants, so I said, "You mind if I get myself off? You don't have to touch." He said sure so I whipped it out, and shot my own load in about 15 seconds. I grabbed a roll of paper towels, we both wiped off, and he said, "I gotta go." I thanked him again for his help, and he left.

by Anonymousreply 2210/31/2012

R22, I believe you b/c if you were making it up it would have been more intimate.

There's nothing quite so frustrating as being around that masculine energy and you get SO turned on and the guy says he's straight.

But then an effeminate whoever in your life, whom you're NOT attracted to, would be up for messing around.

by Anonymousreply 2310/31/2012

[quote]I stroked it for a while, then made to go down on it but he stopped me - "No, don't. I'm straight."

And that's when you should have fucked him.

Straight boys love to get fucked.

It's a very odd thing but there you go.

And only from behind.

Do not look them in the eye.

Also, reacharounds can be a little too personal.

You're just there to fuck.

by Anonymousreply 2410/31/2012

Bump because I'm horny.

by Anonymousreply 2502/18/2013

nice story 22

by Anonymousreply 2602/19/2013

I hooked up with the guy who installed the dish on my roof. He came back later that night and we partied.

by Anonymousreply 2702/19/2013

Video killed these sorts of scenarios. Everyone is deathly afraid of youtube and tumblr.

by Anonymousreply 2802/19/2013

I knew of a Catholic priest who used to blow his mailman, also had a friend who, with his "lover"/roommate would blow their mailman as well. Alot of mailmen look pretty good in their snug uniforms, the pants (shorts in summer) tend to show the ass up rather nicely. I have heard from other mailmen that sex is not uncommon from both male and female customers. With all the walking they do I'm sure some mailmen are somewhat more fit than the average male and I have yet to find a mailman who is unfriendly. I myself have never had actual sex with any, but have smacked one or two on the ass in fun.

by Anonymousreply 2902/19/2013

except that you don't pay the Triple-A guy. That service is paid for by your membership.

by Anonymousreply 3002/19/2013

What if I want to tip my aaa?

by Anonymousreply 3102/19/2013

I did hook up with the cable installer. He no longer works my area but still stops by to check my cable connections now and again. Also hooked up once with the Schwan's food truck driver

by Anonymousreply 3202/19/2013

No mailmen in our town -- all women :(

by Anonymousreply 3302/21/2013

[quote]Yeah we've long been on the remotely readable meters too. However if you want to have some fun it's simple to put a copper mesh cage around your meter attached to a ground rod. Blocks the capability for RF to power and read the meter.

Sex offender post.

by Anonymousreply 3402/21/2013

I'm having someone from the phone company come by this weekend to look at my internet connection. I think I should have a gay porn website ready and see if anything happens.

by Anonymousreply 3502/21/2013

For OP and everyone else...

by Anonymousreply 3602/21/2013

I fucked my grandmother's gas meter reader once. I considered it a tip

by Anonymousreply 3702/21/2013

Does the kid at the Taco Bell drive-thru count if we did it in the Taco Bell?

by Anonymousreply 3802/21/2013

Three different taxi drivers. Once, when I was about 20, I gave a cabbie a handjob just so I could save the fare and get cigarettes instead.

by Anonymousreply 3902/21/2013

Service Providers?

They're called "The Help"

by Anonymousreply 4002/21/2013

service bump

by Anonymousreply 4104/07/2013

We're still waiting for an update R35.

by Anonymousreply 4204/08/2013
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